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Author has written 22 stories for Sly Cooper, Dishonored, Doctor Who, Dark Souls, Arrow, Five Nights at Freddy´s, Bloodborne, Silent Hill, and Animal Crossing.

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Born Anew by OrphOfTheAbyss reviews
When a 17-year-old boy wakes up in a cell, with no memory of how he got there, he must go on a journey to find a way home. But why does this land look so similar to... a video game? Join Orpheus and his companions as they travel across Lordran, in a search for both a way to return to his world, and to save this one. REBOOTED, CHECK FINAL NOTE FOR DETAILS.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,979 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 10/12/2019 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Wanderer, Oscar, Knight of Astora, Solaire of Astora, OC
The Evolution of Fear by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
Was Dr. Jonathan Crane born a villain? An Nolanverse origins story detailing Crane's life, including his childhood in Georgia, his journey from Gotham University professor to the head of Arkham Asylum, the creation of his fear toxin, and his eventual transformation into the fearsome Scarecrow.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,669 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/15/2018 - Published: 12/18/2012 - J. Crane
The Origins of Artorias by E.Scrap reviews
An interpretation of the Origins of one of the franchises most beloved heroes. Non-canon with inspiration from the lore of Dark Souls 1.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,064 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/26/2017 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Dragon Slayer Ornstein, Artorias the Abysswalker, Hawkeye Gough, Ciaran - Complete
Gank Spank by FluffPuffCat reviews
Upon noticing the trio that has taken up residence in his courtyard, Aldrich deploys his Faithfuls.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,493 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/20/2016 - Knight, OC, Aldrich, Devourer of Gods - Complete
A Liar's Heart by stellarthought reviews
Kylo Ren is in mortal danger. His only hope is to place his trust in a mysterious stranger if he is to fulfill his destiny. But when he does, a powerful bond is created between them that could topple his whole world and change the fate of the galaxy. Facing his greatest test yet, he has to choose between his duty and his true nature. ON HIATUS FOR A MONTH DUE TO EXAMS
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 9/1/2016 - Luke S., Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo, OC
Nonsense by Alone in the blight reviews
Pure Nonsense
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/9/2016 - Complete
Faded Embers by Leider Hosen reviews
As the legends foretell, the end of the Age of Fire draws near, and it is the duty of the Ashen One to serve as a vessel for souls, traversing the deadly lands of Lothric and returning the Lords of Cinder to their thrones. This is not that story. [AU]
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 43,110 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 5/17/2016
Backyard Fight Club by FluffPuffCat reviews
Pontiff Sulyvahn notices all the red stains in his back patio.
Dark Souls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,183 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/20/2016 - OC - Complete
Best Workout Ever by AetherPaw reviews
You know those times where you look at a game and say to yourself "If it was me in there, I would do it better"? Don't do that, that is what we call 'tempting Fate', and it will never end well.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,178 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 1/9/2012
Situation Dark by Mr Selfish reviews
A group of young men have awoken on the USS Shield, a massive self sustaining arc that houses what remains of the United States. After undergoing an advanced experiment and going through rigorous training will they be able to take back a world brimming with hollows? I don't think so.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 30,252 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/17/2015 - Published: 7/7/2014
Exiled by Leider Hosen reviews
And so it is written that all who affront the laws of Eleum Loyce and her noble people shall be banished to the wastelands at her feet, for they are unworthy of something as merciful as the axe, only their own vile nature (Terror Souls).
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,403 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Complete
Cross Dimensional Tournament of Gods! by Leider Hosen reviews
The Awkward moment when you eat your dessert first... (Now in Engrish!)
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,283 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014
Our Dark Thoughts by Alone in the blight reviews
From the ashes...
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 43,003 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 5/16/2014
The Looking Glass by Paragonstein reviews
The Mirror Knight waits in an eternity for his King to return. He wields a mirror by an unknown craftsman, and utilises its power in his task to guard the King's Passage. However, looking into a mirror is not unlike looking into the pits of Great Dark: it always looks back.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,996 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014
The King of Ruin by Leider Hosen reviews
Questline concept for Dark Souls 3
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,640 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Complete
Watch Us Run by G. G. Fernandez reviews
Part II of the Doctor & Clara's story: With mysteries everywhere they go, the Doctor and Clara try to find the answers. The biggest mystery by far is that of a a woman almost as impossible as the Impossible Girl herself. The Doctor has his suspicions which seem to be confirmed, but that only creates more questions which doesn't help them when the Darkness begins to get closer...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 55 - Words: 128,819 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 3/23/2013 - [11th Doctor, Clara O.] - Complete
And he looks an awful lot like your boyfriend by Capella-Lestrange-Riddle reviews
A series of Whouffle oneshots - was previously just one little drabble but then people liked my fluff so here you go! I in no way own these characters - if I did they'd be married already :) Recently changed to complete, however I may add on if I feel inspired (I haven't as of late, but you never know)
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 11/23/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - 11th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Through Eastern Eyes by Paragonstein reviews
The Warrior of the East Shiva has started to realize how Lordran isn't the same anymore. It is growing colder, darker, and people are hunting dearly for souls. Is there a safe haven for everyone in Dark Souls, or is the world finally growing to an end? Rated T for violence and some language.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,998 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/23/2013 - Published: 7/14/2013
Hopes and Dreams by DalektableOswin reviews
Clara Oswald had a crush. A crush on an alien? She shook her head, closing her eyes and rubbing her temples. What was she saying? She couldn't have a 'crush' on him. He was a marvellous Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey and she was just some human girl spread throughout his entire timeline, right from the start.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,328 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, Rose T., 11th Doctor, Clara O.
Sly Cooper: Cracks in Time by Sassybac12 reviews
Sly is lost in Egypt, Bentley has noticed that time is disappearing, and Carmelita is slowly falling apart. Someone is using these mysterious "cracks" to destroy time. Can Sly and the Gang stop this unknown villain before all of time is destroyed?
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,258 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Sly C.
My Immortal commentary by Neofanatic reviews
A commentary featuring my thoughts about My Immortal, the worst fanfiction known to the Internet.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 44 - Words: 37,512 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Draco M., OC - Complete
Tales of the Cooper Clan - Rioichi by supertinagirl6 reviews
Book one of my story series Tales of the Cooper Clan. Explore the story of Rioichi's origins as he begins the the path of becoming not onlt a sushi chef, but also one of the greatest ninja's in history. Features RioichixOC Notice 4/27/2020: If you see any characters from this fan fic in stories by s82161, know he had used them without my permission.
Sly Cooper - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,340 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/7/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Rioichi C. - Complete
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Dark Seas reviews
Join me on this most bizarre of voyages as I lay out my concept for a Dark Souls-style game about pirates, curses and the dawn of the new world. Inspired by 'The King of Ruin' and 'Daughters of the Abyss' by Leider Hosen. Rated K because I want your imagination to do a lot of the work.
Dark Souls - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,021 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/7/2018 - Published: 8/15/2016
The Snowman reviews
Christmas Eve. As the chaos toils and hungers beneath the citadel of Eleum Loyce, one boy has an experience that will forever change his world. Rated T for Violence.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Complete
The Origin of Dreams reviews
"The next time you dream, give some thought." After a group of Byrgenwerth scholars led by enigmatic student Laurence discover a forbidden miracle inside ancient catacombs, the city of Yharnam - and all of their own lives - will change forever.
Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 81,535 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/10/2016 - Published: 2/1/2016 - [Gehrman, Maria] Willem, Laurence - Complete
FNaF: Age of the Bear reviews
Fredbear's Family Diner. Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. Fazbear's Fright. He saw it all come and go - a whole dynasty turned to ash. From his conception in the early 1980s to his haunting legacy thirty years after the closure of the Pizzeria, he saw it all. What turned a children's icon into a terrifying force of nature? What really happened at Freddy Fazbear's pizzeria?
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,377 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/29/2015 - Published: 2/16/2015
Tales From Beside a Dying Bonfire reviews
Join with me tonight my fellow hollows as we roast chestnuts around the dying embers of a Christmas bonfire. Because it's the Christmas special, of course there's gratuitous swearing and sex jokes - but a moral message too! I swear!
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,128 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Complete
Silent Crossing
When a mysterious and dangerous fog rolls into town, the residents of a sleepy rural community are pitted against the creations of a nightmare realm where all their worst fears are made solid. Who will survive the night? Animal Crossing X Silent Hill.
Crossover - Silent Hill & Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,454 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/24/2015 - Published: 10/3/2015
Gehrman's Marvellous AFK Adventure reviews
Ever wondered where Gehrman goes when you're off fighting the beasts of Yharnam? Here, you may finally get some answers.
Bloodborne - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/21/2015 - Gehrman - Complete
Lonely Hearts reviews
Valentines Day is not always the happiest time in the lands of Boletaria, Lordran and Drangleic, but this year, a new TV program offers a chance at love in the hostile and unforgiving world of Souls. Rated T for themes of Sexual Confusion, Implied Hentai and PS4 exclusivity.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/14/2015
Christmas Crack reviews
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. But the very next year, you gave it away. This year, to save me from tears, I'll mince it up and smoke it in a ganja pipe. You've been warned. The language is barely English, so be aware of that.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Complete
The Denizens of Darkness reviews
In a futuristic, steampunk-ed Lordran, darkness has fallen across the land. The last citizens - the denizens of this darkness - have only one hope to stave away the oncoming doom of the whole world. The DSS, or Dark Souls Society, is that one hope. Those poor fuckers.
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,759 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/24/2014 - Published: 6/20/2014
Dark Lols reviews
Rated Teen for swearing, ganking and the Legend. A new comedy anthology based in the fundamentally-unfunny, controller-breaking world of Dark Souls. Whether it be interviews with famous NPCs, bosses or online scrubs, this series has it all! Warning: Contains Very Bad Humour
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,504 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Complete
Dark Lols II reviews
The anthology of absurdity returns to claim your soul. An unforgettable journey awaits you in this piss-taking world where each dark corner and unexpected encounter will test your level of anal protection. Afflicted by the ancient curse of the butt-ugly, you will confront your own fears to emerge destroyed in every way imaginable. Rated T for immaturity, and dark (souls) themes.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,103 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 5/23/2014
A Shot in the Dark reviews
Vengeance now comes in black. Witness the origin story of Oliver Queen's arch nemesis, Malcolm Merlyn, and his transformation into the Nanda Parbat assassin, the Dark Archer. Featuring DC characters not previously witnessed in the show. T for violent themes.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/15/2014 - Published: 1/14/2014 - Malcolm M./Dark Archer
The Evil Eye reviews
Terror Souls. According to legend, this ring contains the spirit of the evil eye, a dark beast which assaulted Astora.
Dark Souls - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,025 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Complete
Affinity reviews
The will feels envy, or perhaps love, and despite the inevitably trite and tragic ending, the will sees no alternative, and is driven madly toward its target.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Complete
The Fall of the Silence reviews
The Doctor and Clara are only just coming to terms with their feelings for each other when they are faced with a conspiracy infinitely more terrifying. As they reunite with old friends and foes alike, they realise it all leads back to one place: Trenzalore, and silence is falling. AU after Nightmare in Silver. May contain Whouffle (It does).
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 151,854 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 4/16/2013 - [11th Doctor, Clara O.] K-9 - Complete
The Magician's Tail reviews
With the age of Vendrick coming to a close, the kingdom of Drangleic is slowly starting to crumble. As the world is overrun with the darkest souls imaginable, a lone, nameless undead sets out on a final mission to rebuild the Lordvessel. But will he discover his true identity along the way?
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,344 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 5/3/2014
Why I Love Dark Souls reviews
Alone in the blight valentines one-shot challenge. Sorry for lacklustre entry; I'm Dark Souls'd out right about now O o. Enjoy, and Happy Soultines!
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/13/2014
Christmas in the Asylum reviews
Alone in the Blight one-shot. Merry soulmas guys! Gather round your bonfire for a heartwarming tale of an unexpected friendship, and a daring escape from its certain destruction. Rated T for Swearing.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,610 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Complete
The Army of Four reviews
'Dark Souls' was just the end. Now, witness the beginning. Before the world descended into chaos and darkness, Lordran was an established and promising civilisation. Join the Four Knights of Gwyn, Artorias, Ornstein, Ciaran and Gough as they attempt to stave off the rise of the fabled Dark Lord and preserve the light. Canon, but with some AU elements. Artorias/Ciaran.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,050 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Complete
Sly V: Thieves Forever reviews
Sly is lost in Ancient Egypt, and as he meets a mysterious stranger who seems to know more about him than vice-versa, he is in for another whirlwind trip through time. Meanwhile the Cooper Gang, Slyless in the present, try to find the conspirators of a sinister robbery, whilst hunting for Sly. But can anyone stop the rise of an old enemy from death itself?
Sly Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,259 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Sly C., Bentley, Murray, Carmelita F. - Complete
Dishonored: The Demon of Dunwall reviews
The untold story of a second assassin gifted by the outsider, who finds his life changing before his eyes as his homeland of Dunwall rots under the iron fist of Hiram Burrows. Join him on his quest of revenge, retribution and ultimately, dishonour. DISCONTINUED: IT WILL BE MISSED... BY NO 'ONE.
Dishonored - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,739 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Complete
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