A. Nonymous III esq
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Joined 09-18-03, id: 457128
Author has written 7 stories for Final Fantasy VII, and Kingdom Hearts.
A self-described loser, she has absolutely no inspiration or worthy outlook on life AT ALL. Even typing this makes her slightly insulted, that she realizes that she has to live with a bunch of mannerless, blithering idiots and yet has to call them her family. She believes that none of her stories are worthy to be publicly ridiculed or scrutinized, yet does it just because, well, why the hell not. She's 14, brown hair, brown eyes,1/2 asian, and couldn't get a date if her life depended on it. Yeah, that pretty much sums it up here.

Favorite anime: Well, I've never met an anime I HATED... Wait. Yes I have. ANYWAY...

Love Hina, Oh My Goddess!, Rurouni Kenshin, Fruits Basket, Zoids (yes, BOTH kinds), Dragonball, Mobile Suit Gundam, Robotech, Chobits, Real Bout High School, Inu Yasha, Outlaw Star, X, Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, Yugi-Oh (hey, it's not all for kids...only the card game...or ANY of the games...But the TV show is good.), Gundam Wing, Gundam 0080, (seen a LOT of Gundam...But not all are my favorite...)Cowboy Bebop, and... I still have a long list of anime I'd like to see... Oh, and yes, I would like to reassure you I AM a girl. Thank you...

Fave games- FF7, FF8, Golden Sun 1&2, Kingdom Hearts, and most all RPGs.
Stories written- in case your stupid, THEY'RE STATED BELOW, IDIOT!
Real name- Rachel
Mission in Life- Complete shrine of FF7 pics (Mainly Cloud *sighs*), annoy a clown, and eat the world's largest doughnut
Lust object- Again, if you're stupid, IT IS STATED ABOVE!
Age-14
Friends on this God forsaken website- Uh...writerzblock101...yeah. *coughs* Um, NarutoKyubi, er...who else? Um...@_@ I don't know anyone else well enough.
Quotes- (will be adding to this at any time)
-The spell of arms and voices. The white arms of roads, their promise of close embraces and the black arms of tall ships that stand against the moon, their tale of distant nations.

They are held out to say:
We are alone ~ James Joyce

-"I don't care what you are doing, so much as the idiotic way that you are doing it."
- Vincent Valentine

-Words aren't the only thing that tell people what you are thinking ~ Tifa (FF7)

-"Just when you thought he was smart, he'd go off and do some damned fool thing."
- Cid (talking about Cloud)

-Look always to the internal flow of time which is far greater than the span of human life ~ Bugenhagen (FF7)

-"Will you stop acting like a retard and climb?!" ~ Tifa (about Barret whining while entering the Shinra HQ)

-"I have a right to choose. I don't like two-legged things." ~ Red XIII (When being forced to breed with Aeris)

-"Oh. I get it." ~ Tifa (upon hearing Cloud and Aeris' date bargain)

-"One day, I'll speak with the Planet, and find my Promised Land. That's what mom told me." ~ Aeris

-"I'll talk as much as you want later, miss." ~ Red XII (when Tifa heard him speak)

-"He likes to make speeches, just like his father." ~ Tifa (When she first heard his plans for Shinra)

-I'll live on for your sake. That is what I've decided ~ Cloud (FF7)

-"Oh! Cloud! You're hair looks like a Chocobo!"
~ Tifa (birds nest on the Corel Train tracks)

- There ain't not gettin' off this train we're on, there ain't no gettin' off this train we're on, this train we're on don't make no stops! ~ Barret (FF7)

- SIT DOWN AND DRINK YOUR GODDAMN TEA! ~ Cid (FF7)

-A pro isn't someone who sacrifices his life for the job. That's only a fool. ~ Reno (FF7)

- HEY! BOOBS! ~ Yuffie (FF7)

ALL VINCENT QUOTES! WHEEEE!

-The gate to tomorrow is not in the light of heaven but in the darkness of the depths of the earth.

-The hope she left us...We must make stronger.

-"Hojo...what a queer fellow. Such utter lack of scientific talent...compared with the genius of Dr. Gast...Lucrecia chose him in order to protect him. Now I understand...I understand...but..."

-Escape from a world of illusions...Hmph...I wonder which is better...?

-Kill Sephiroth...killing the son of my beloved woman...Am I on the verge of committing another sin?Or am I atoning the best I can for only standing by?

-If she is happy now...I don't mind.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Yay! A dialogue!

Rufus sees everyone on the roof of the Shinra HQ*

Rufus: Who are you?

Cloud: Cloud, ex-SOLDIER First Class!

Barret: I'm from AVALANCHE!

Tifa: Same here!

Aeris: ...A flower girl from the slums.

Red: ...A research specimen.

Rufus: What a crew.

sighs* Okay, you people, listen up. I'll only say this once. My writing is sheer and utter crap. If you knew better, you'd run away NOW. And I mean NOW. Yes, YOU the one in Seattle! I STILL SEE YOU! GO! RUN AWAY! NOW!

Anything else I can think of- *drools*... NOTHING!

Oh waaaiiiiit...For all of you turkeys actually reading this, I now have artwork posted on the above web page. It's not the promised web comic however, but it IS a page where I just put up random crappy artwork. I can't promise it's good. And I have one question...HOW DID KIAKO FIND ME ON DEVIANTART, HUH?! I DIDN'T EVEN ANNOUNCE IT! -_-; Oh, whatever. Enjoy the art.

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This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 932 - Favs: 960 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
Of a Pure Heart,a Knight and the OneWinged Angels by Flipperclaws reviews
After the tumultuous events of Final Fantasy VII, Sephiroth is revived, and his new purpose in life is to atone for his many sins. However, he will not be alone – Aeris has returned as well, to become… his guardian angel!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,466 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/21/2008 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Aerith G., Sephiroth
The Story of FF7 by Ecron reviews
FFVII novellization: Date night...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 199,901 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 10/20/2003
Moogles Gone Wild! JK! Aeris' Birthday, Gone Wild! by thehotmageaeris reviews
COMPLETE! Aeris turns 23! First she's stuck with Sephiroth, then she ends up with unexpected guests and decides to throw a birthday bash, and all hell breaks lose when her bday wish comes true.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 74,907 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Aerith G., Sephiroth - Complete
Honor Amongst Thieves by Deplora reviews
[DISCONTINUED][AU]Yuffie Kisaragi, a teenager who has spent most of her life on the streets, stealing to get by. Squall Leonhart, a man who just wanted his wallet back. How will the fates throw these two together?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 94,812 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/2/2005 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Leon/Squall L., Yuffie K.
Because Cloud is Intelligent! by Secera Crystalfire reviews
The war for control of the fanfiction has begun, and...everyone gets locked in the kitchen? Contents: One round pinkish moogle, bubblegum, and lots and lots of randomness! Read and Review... (Ch. 9 now up!)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,833 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 9/14/2003
The Invisible Preachers by Strangely Coloured Dog reviews
---This story is being rewritten--- With that in mind, this is a post-game fic that is (hopefully) unlike any other you will read. The plot's too complex to really summarize here. More details inside.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,255 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/24/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004
Final Fantasy VII Novel: Protectors Of The Planet by Outsider-Xero reviews
(Getting revisions) My attempt at a novel of arguably the greatest RPG ever (maybe best game ever). As a mercenary struggles against odds to save a dying planet, a powerful warrior wants to destroy it with a sinister plot. Please read and review!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 327,474 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 6/27/2003
Memories In The Stars by xSummonerYunax reviews
On a simple walk through Nibelheim, Cloud and Tifa learns to let go of their past together and discovers a new bond that will draw them closer than ever...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,733 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2004 - Published: 1/19/2004
The Very Secret Diary of Aerith Gainsborough by Flipperclaws reviews
What would Aerith write in her diary? What comments would Sephiroth make? Find out here! One shot, very short fic. If you are an Aerith fan, I implore you, do not read this fic. Eeeeheeheheeeheeehee!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Complete
Flirting With Death by Darknightdestiny reviews
[Vincent x Tifa] Tifa deals with some personal demons, and Vincent soon finds her to be a fair distraction from his own. [NOTE: This is in the middle of the rewriting process.]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 78,043 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 2/17/2004 - Published: 8/17/2003 - Tifa L., Vincent V.
Miracles Happen by WhiteRosePetals reviews
A sweet fic about Aeris coming back, and how miracles can always happen. CloAer TifaOC
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,116 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 11/19/2003
Freedom by privatedonut reviews
Tifa's POV...things get overwhelming. Please R&R!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2003
Flicker by Larpskendya reviews
Vincent looks back at what he's lost and gained
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2003
Final Fantasy 7: Farcical Insanity by RedClyde reviews
The many insane and humorous adventures of the FFVII crew. If you like comedy and FFVII, please enter...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,179 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/21/2003 - Published: 11/29/2001
Avalon by Coronis reviews
For those who lived to fight another day. Christ my summaries suck.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/2/2003 - Aerith G., Cloud S.
Cut and Style by Ripley reviews
All it takes is a little time. Tifa learns how good change can be.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/29/2003 - Tifa L., Cloud S. - Complete
A Lasting Promise by LadyTifa26 reviews
You promised me, Cloud, that you would save me when I was in trouble, and you’ve kept that promise. Now I will return the favor.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 10/4/2003 - Published: 9/21/2003
Into the Dark by thelittletree reviews
Tifa, a woman who knows what she wants but hesitates too long and loses it. Vincent, a man who has little to live for and is too uncomfortable with his own dark psyche to explore his own motives. Tifa makes a decision to take her life & Vincent steps in.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 76,862 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 7/10/2003
Midgar Booty, or The Cloud Strife Song by Tobu Ishi reviews
Due to an extremely random misfire of neutrons in my brain, here is a lovely parody of the song Baby Got Back, by Sir Mix-A-Lot. If you like Cloud (or big swords ) why not give it a shot?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/31/2002
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Alternate Earth: Season Two reviews
After the grand finale of the first season, Rachel and Laura return back home, but with little expectance the entire crew would be here. As difficult as it was living in the FF7 world, can the Cloud, Tifa, and the rest survive normal living to us,that is?
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 147,535 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 8/29/2004
Alternate Earth reviews
REVISED: It's the beginning of the first part (there are 2 so far), and it's just Laura and Rachel, trying to write a decent fanfiction,until after some freak, unknown incident launches them into their own story.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 140,372 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/3/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004
Darkness Reborn reviews
Don't be fooled by the title! Sora hosts a party after one year of Ansem's demise, his friend's come over to celebrate, and Rikku, thought to be dead shows up, while a darkness grows in the shadows. A comedy, from Babywolfprincess and A. Nonymous III esq.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,226 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2/12/2004
Perfect Time of Day reviews
What lies in the mansion tells his story. Just your average Vincent songfic, set to him just finding the traces of the past.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/28/2004
Black and White reviews
In the world of swords and sorcery, Cloud and the rest of the team find their mission to stop the Shinra Empire. Just what happens in this world is up for grabs. Please RR... sweats pleads
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/18/2004
Always and Forever reviews
WOOHOO! Last chapter! It's an epilogue, and the permanent conclusion to the series. Huzzah!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,383 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/4/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003
Always reviews
Okay, this is the third time this has changed. The story is generally about Cloud and his infamous love triangle with the arrival of a new weapon. And a direct sequel might be coming so please leave a review and tell me what you think about that! ;P
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2003 - Published: 9/18/2003
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