Lip Balmhide bio
Author has written 15 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Misc. Movies, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare Before Christmas, Sleepy Hollow, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Secret Window, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I'm a 16 year old junior at an insignificant highschool in Orlando, Florida. Feel free to critique. Fictionpress: False |
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Cornfield Madness by Tavia reviews
We're back! In honor of On Stranger Tides, I offer you a new chapter in the cornfield, featuring popcorn, bickering, and responses to the recent movie. CONTAINS SPOILERS!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 81,630 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/21/2011 - Published: 11/11/2003
Drabbles of the Caribbean by geekmama reviews
It's amazing what you can say in 100 words... or a little more, if the Muse insists.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 139 - Words: 33,264 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 5/7/2004
The Many OOC Faces of a Certain Jack Sparrow by Spoofmaster reviews
It's back! Ever get tired of seeing authors write Jack two dimensionally because they can't grasp more than one facet of his character? Then this story is for you! Watch Jack go wildly out of character for your amusement! Chapter 24: Infatuated!Jack
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,660 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/6/2007 - Published: 10/29/2004
A Little Too Much Rum by PineAppleLint reviews
Belle Gilily was born an aristocrat, but many unveiled secrets lead her to believe she has pirate blood flowing through her veins. A run in with Jack Sparrow will mark the beginning of her adventures, her piracy, and self discovery.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 55,695 - Reviews: 635 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Complete
Fractured Secrets by Neon Daisies reviews
What happens when strange murders start occuring at Briar Ridge Psychiatric hospital? Wouldn't you blame the resident psychotic murderer? Can a fractured psyche be mended?
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 117,856 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 4/16/2004 - Complete
Secrets and Lies by Miss Becky reviews
Now Complete. Since the failed coup, El has found a measure of peace, living a quiet life as a mariachi. Until one night a man in black enters his cantina, and El discovers that everything he knows is very wrong.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,387 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 9/26/2005
The Right Life by Pirate's Wench reviews
Sequel to "Struggle For Control" - Shooter never intruded upson Mort's life, but now, someone else is. Um, better summary later, I hope. Please RR. No flames, please.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,336 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/6/2005 - Published: 4/13/2004
Secrets of the Caribbean by Plateado reviews
COMPLETE! After having left her at Port Royal many years ago, Captain Jack Sparrow thought it was the last he would ever see of Scarlett Bane. He couldn't have been more wrong. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 101,969 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/14/2004 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Complete
Struggle For Control by Pirate's Wench reviews
COMPLETED! Mort Rainey's life after he gets away with murder. Is he allowed to start his life over again, or will his mind once again overrun his actions? Please ReadReview...and be very open. No flames Please.
Secret Window - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 35,307 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/8/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Complete
Voyage to Tortuga by llemun reviews
A series of pseudo-drabbles concerning Will and Jack's voyage to Tortuga. Now UPDATED. Aren't you glad?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 10/15/2003
End Game by Miss Becky reviews
Now complete. Three years after the events of the movie, El Mariachi meets the legendary blind gunfighter.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 75,601 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 1/22/2004 - Complete
Hang The Code by llemun reviews
Why did the Black Pearl come back for Jack?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Published: 10/13/2003
Love or Money by whereistruth reviews
Jack's presumptuous nature brings him face-to-face with a down-on-her-luck literature lover with nothing to lose and nothing to leave behind. NOW COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 42,755 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Complete
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Back to Endora reviews
[What's Eating Gilbert Grape] Gilbert, Arnie and Becky go back to Endora for Arnie's 20th birthday. Now Finished.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,525 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 10/22/2003
Damn Fluff Bird reviews
Captain Jack Sparrow, sauntering about in Port Royale with an empty stomach runs into a beauty. A chicken, looking delectable and ready to eat. It's just too bad that 'nother beauty is rather attatched to that damned fluffbird. [Updated 11.26.05]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,780 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 11/1/2003
What Seeing Tastes Like reviews
[one shot] Sands knew that it didn't make sense, to associate every sense and feeling and act with a distinct flavor, but deep inside of him, perhaps in his taste buds, he knew that it was the only way to understand the world around him.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11/7/2005
Influential reviews
[One shot. Based on 2005 movie.] Mister Willy Wonka, world renown chocolatier, was not taking no for an answer.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Complete
Winter Mournings reviews
What happens when winter arrives and all of that corn dies.
Secret Window - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2004
The Pumpkin King reviews
[Rated for language. Will be updated VERY slowly.] A girl from Christmas Town happens to see a certain someone opening the Pumpkin Halloween door...
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/10/2004 - Published: 11/11/2003
Moments of El Mariachi reviews
Despite of the title, this is about both El and Sands. :D Enjoy. Oneshot.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/20/2004 - Complete
Watch Them Fall reviews
Rated for language. If you can take the language in the movie you can take this. [ONE SHOT] Agent Sands and his incredibly twisted mind.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2004 - Complete
Silver Blades and a Night to Dream on reviews
Edward, lonely on the ledge with silver blades. Enter candy lips and subtle raindrops. Combined to make the best batch of cookies. Okay, that sounds funny. It's not. Read and review. :) [ONE SHOT. Sequel NOW UP!]
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 12/20/2003 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Complete
Overcome Death reviews
[ONE SHOT] [BASED ON MOVIE] Ichabod thinks back to the gruesome events that occured in Sleepy Hollow. Nightmares and insanity..Rated for graphic imagery.
Sleepy Hollow - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Complete
Thrice and Forever reviews
[BENNY AND JOON] Sam finds three ways to say I love you, and an infinite number more through days. [ONE SHOT] [Brief]
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2003 - Complete
Not Johnny reviews
POTC characters are sucked into present time, causing chaos and savory destruction. Enter Elise, a woman like Anamaria. Chaotic, really. They must get back into their own time. Jack must get his pearl. Will must save Elizabeth. Only a matter of leavrage..
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,421 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 10/30/2003 - Published: 10/17/2003
Still Alive reviews
[ONE SHOT: No other chapters] Let's face it: Fate does not want to see Jack Sparrow's dead body. At another hanging, Jack Sparrow escapes without any old tricks. Yet again. Mostly pure luck, but good luck as well.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Complete
ABC Sam reviews
[Benny and Joon] Joon decides that perhaps the time is right to teach Sam how to read and write a bit more. Sam, on the other hand, had other ideas to get across. [ONESHOT. No more chapters]
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2003 - Complete
Really Bad Eggs reviews
Jezebel Walker, a pirate captain runs into an ol' 'friend' of hers. Captain Jack Sparrow. Together they sail away on the Pearl, but can they both contain their tempers, or will the end up killing each other along the way...(Put on hold)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,594 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 10/13/2003 - Published: 10/10/2003
