Summary: It took Larry just under a week to adapt to being the night guard at the Natural History Museum. How long did it take Ahkmenrah to adjust to being free? Plus drabbles and random bits of all of our favorite characters. Rating may change later on.

The war is over, the Flood are dead, and the Covenant dissolved. Now retired, John must find his place in the world. With a little help from a certain few, he will find peace, love, friendship, and finally be able to live. Or will humanity need their saviour back? OC/John. REWRITTEN AND COMPLETED.

Under General Krell, there are no names, just numbers. The clones under his harsh command have begun to see themselves as expendable- until they temporarily serve with the 501st. Set sometime during season 2.

Meet Erkenbald Herrmann, current leader of the 1st Mechanized Infantry Division, last surviving member of the original 1st Warrior Division. Age: 6068. Probably the only non-Civ leader to live so long. From 4000 BC to 2047 AD, this is his story. Civ 5.

Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears. Winner of 'Best Anthology' at the 2015 Hetalia Awards.

Michael and Gavin (Mavin) fic that is very sad. CHARACTER DEATH OKAY GUYS Geoff visits an insane asylum to see a friend, but finds himself being told the unfortunate story of a patient named Michael Jones

To atone for his sins, Loki is sent back to Earth, powerless, in order to learn to appreciate the human race. Max, a small town grad student, has finally decided to kick her worthless roommate out, and needs another one to afford her apartment. Awful part-time jobs, college weirdness, and obscure feelings ensue during the God of Mischief's quest to gain his powers back.

Sequel to The Rules. The nations that have made it home refuse to leave their friends for dead, but the island is well-hidden, the trapped nations' conditions are deteriorating, and a mounting problem around the world threatens everyone involved. (Abandoned work)

Okay... title kinda sucks but makes sense. The Big 8 have been assigned a special mission: to become temporary substitute teachers at an American high school! With "normal" names and knowledge to rival a computer, what could possibly... go... wrong...?

America falls violently ill due to Hurricane Sandy. It's a good thing Iggy is there to help! Warning! Pre-established USUK! Referenced yaoi but nothing too serious. Rating for Iggy's potty mouth. Finished multichap fic.

Alphonse discovers he's twisted the love he feels for his brother into something he knows is wrong, the feelings he has are starting to make him sick. Its all he can do to tell Edward, so he does. They thought they'd paid for their mistakes but find themselves back at square one. Rating T/Mild M (Please Read Author Notes)

Just a pair of shadows dancing in the dark. And they happen to mean the world to each other. Nightcrawler/OC. Now officially M, mostly for language and future events.

The nations that bothered to come to this meeting leave the building afterwards to find themselves in a strange and unfamiliar place. Their only clue to escape is a note titled "The Rules". But The Rules involve them killing each other. And it even makes it sound like they won't always come back to life. The thing must be a joke... Right?

After meeting at boarding school, Alfred and Arthur became unlikely friends and then lovers. Now, they'll face their sophomore year in America and all the challenges that come with being young, famous, and madly in love. Sequel to Invitational Year.

Alfred is an awkward dork, despite the fact his dad is President. Arthur is a member of British royalty, and he's a perfectionist loner. Both boys are given an invitation to attend the prestigious World Academy and, naturally, they're roomies. USUK

Iceland is a little TOO close to his fridge? FridgexIcelandxFridge action. Food involved. Yes, I'm serious, porn of Iceland and a refrigerator.

Arthur enters a school that is haunted by a tragedy. Six people were left behind to pick up the pieces and suffer the guilt. Arthur pieces them together to understand what and why, and hopefully help heal the scars. COMPLETE.

"Of all the conflicts recorded in the latter stages of the Human-Covenant War, perhaps one of the most interesting was that which occured on the Outer Colony Crassus, c.Nov.2552. Interesting, and with an entirely unexpected outcome.." ONI Case-File 428/