Bio: Hello, My dubbed name is Enzo, my actual name is Sam. I am half French and half Italian,but I live in the U.S. because I heard it was a good place. I like all kinds of music like Techno, Rock, 80's, 90's, Dubstep. I am a bit of a Star Wars geek but I don't write about it much. Aside from that, I like The legend of Zelda, pokemon, Mortal Kombat, Metroid, Naruto and a lot of other things. I like to write about Omorashi (or so they say), funny things, sexual content, embarrassment, and tragedies. I am still a little new to English so I might screw up on spelling and grammar. I'm a bit shy so I don't bite. I might take a long time to update because I'm a little busy and my computer freezes often. I am usually slow at writing and it takes me a while to submit chapters.

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See if you can solve these problems without looking for the answer:

1. What is as light as a feather, but is hard to hold for even a minute?

2. Four friends left one slice of pizza in the kitchen and went into the next room to play games. During the next half hour, each friend left the room for a few minutes and then returned. At the end of the hour, all four went back into the kitchen and found that the last slice of pizza was gone. Use the statements below to figure out who ate it.

Linda: "Alex ate it."

Alex: "Sam ate it."

Oliver: "Who me? Can't be."

Sam: "Alex is lying when he says I ate it."

Hint: Only one of the statements above are true.

3. How can you throw a ball as hard as you can have it come back to you, even if it doesn't bounce off of anything? There is nothing attached to it, and no one else catches or throws it back at you.

4. A bat and a ball cost $1.10 in total. The bat costs $1.00 more than the ball. How much does the ball cost?

5. If it takes 5 machines 5 minutes to make 5 widgets, how long would it take 100 machines to make 100 widgets?

6. In a lake, there is a patch of lily pads. Every day, the patch doubles in size. If it takes 48 days for the patch to cover the entire lake, how long would it take for the patch to cover half of the lake?

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1: Full name - Sam Seth Guticci

2: Zodiac sign - Taurus

3: 3 Fears - Acrophobia (Fear of heights), Pyrophobia (Fear of fire), sedatephobia (Fear of silence)

4: 3 things I love - Writing, drawing, thinking

5: What race am I - French

6: How old am I - 16

7: My best friend - Don't really have one

8: Sexual orientation - Heterosexual

9: What is my favourite smell - I don't know, winter breeze

10: How tall am I - about 5'6''

11: What do I miss - my dog Bruno (Rest in peace little buddy :{)

12: What time was I born - 12:33 PM (So I've been told)

13: Favourite colour - Green

14: Do I have a crush - Nope

15: Favourite quote - They are listed above this

16: Favourite shape - I don’t know, a hexagon

17: Favorite food - Cheddar brocoli

18: Do I use sarcasm - When I speak, yes, when I write, rarely

19: What am I listening to right now - Music

20: First thing I notice in new person - Their face

21: Shoe size - 10

22: Eye color - Brown

23: Hair color - Brown

24: Favourite style of clothing - I’ll just throw on whatever is clean

25: Ever done a prank call - No, I can’t speak any language fluently

26: What colour of underwear I’m wearing now - um, gray (Weird questions)

27: Favorite symbol/icon - Not sure

28: Favorite movie - Star wars

29: Favorite song - Chanel 42

30: Favourite band - Daft punk

31: Favorite video game - Pokemon, Zelda, Mortal Kombat, Assassin's creed

32: How I feel right now - Calm

33: My current relationship status - Single

34: My relationship with my parents - I’m their son (Or am I?)

35: Favourite holiday - hmm... I can’t decide

36: Tattoos and piercing I have - would never

37: Tattoos and piercing I want - None

38: The reason I joined Fanfiction - I Wanted to share my imagination (Psh, imagination... Yeah right.)

39: Do I have a phone - Yup, but I don't really need it.

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? - No, I almost never use my phone

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? - Um, no, I don’t text

42: When did I last hold hands? - How am I supposed to remember that

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? - For school: about 45 min. everything else: less than 30 min.

44: Have I shaved my legs in the past three days? - No

45: Where am I right now? - My room

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me - I would never drink

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? - Reasonable

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? - Yup

49: Am I excited for anything? - Not really

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? - No, not really.

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Im skinny so I must be anorexic

Im emo so I must cut my wrists

I'm a negro so I must carry a gun

Im blond so I must be a ditz

Im Jamaican so I must smoke weed

Im Haitian so I must eat cat

Im Asian so I must be sexy

Im Jewish so I must be greedy

Im gay so I must have aids

I'm a lesbian so I must have a sex-tape

Im Arab I must be a terrorist

I SPEAK MY MIND SO I MUST BE A BITCH

IM A GAY-RIGHTS SUPPORTER SO I WILL GO TO HELL

I'm christian so I must think gay people should go to hell

IM RELIGIOUS SO I MUST SHOVE MY BELIEFS DOWN YOUR THROAT

Im atheist so I must hate the world

I don't have a religion so I must be evil and have no morals

I'm a republican so I must not care about poor people

IM A DEMOCRAT SO I MUST NOT BELIVE IN BEING RESPONSIBLE

I am liberal so I must be gay

I'm southern so I must be white trash

I take (or used to take) anti-depressions so I must be crazy

IM A GUY SO I MUST WANT TO GET INTO YOUR PANTS

Im Irish so I must have a drinking problem

Im Indian so I must own my own conviense store

Im native American So I must Dance around a fire screaming like a savage

Im a cheerleader so I must be a whore

Im a dancer so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear skirts a lot so I must be a slut

I'm a punk so I must do drugs

I'm rich so I must be a conceited snob

I wear black so I must be goth or emo

I'm a white girl so I must be a consisted steal your money kind of girlfriend

I'm Cuban so I must spend my spare time rolling cigars

I'm not a virgan so I must be easy

I fell in love with a married man so I must be a home-wrecking whore

I'm a teenage mom so I must be an irresponsible slut

Im polish so I must wear my socks with sandals

I'M ITALIAN SO I MUST HAVE A "BIG ONE"

Im Egyptian so I must be a terrorist

I'm pretty so I must not be a virgin

I have straight A's so I must have no social life

I dye my hair crazy colors so I must be looking for attention

I DRESS UNUSUAL WAY SO I MUST BE LOOKING FOR ATTENTION

IM INTO THEATER AND ART SO I MUST BE A HOMOSEXUAL

Im a vegetarian so I must be a crazy political advice

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS SO I MUST BE FUCKING THEM ALL

I have a bunch of girls who are friends so I must be a player

I have big boobs so I must be a hoe

I'm a columbion so I must be a drug dealer

I WEAR WHAT I WANT SO I MUST BE A POSER

Im Russian so I must be cool and that's how Russians roll

Im German so I must be a nazi

I HANG OUT WITH GAYS SO I MUST BE GAY TOO

Im Brazilian so I must have a big butt

Im porter rican so I must look good and be conceited

I'm salvadorish so I must be in MS 13

Im polish so I must be greedy

I'm Hawaiian so I must be lazy

Im a Peruvian so I must like llamas

Im a stoner so I must be going in the wrong direction

IM A VIRGAN SO I MUST BE PRUDE

i have a straight edge so I must be violent

Im a female otaku so I must be ugly

Im black so I must love fried chiken and kool-aid

Im a girl who eats lunch so I must be fat

IM SINGLE SO I MUST BE UGLY

IM A SKATER SO I MUST DO WEED AND STEAL STUFF

Im a punk so I must only wear black and date other punks

Im Asian so I must be a nerd that does homework 24/7

Im straight so I must hate homosexuals

Im mixed so I must be screwed up

I'm Muslim so I must be a terrorist

Im in band so I must be a dork

I'm black so I must belive Jesus waz a bruthu

I'm Mormon so I must be perfect

IM WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS SO I MUST THINK IM BLACK

I'm goth so I must worship the devil

Im hispanic so I must be dirty

IM NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE SO I MUST BE A LONER

Im overweight so I must have a problem with self-control

I'm preppy so I must shun those who don't wear aftercrombie & holliester

I'm on a dance team so I must be Stupid, stuck-up, and a whore

I got a car for my birthday so I must be a spoiled brat

IM YOUNG SO I MUST BE NIAVE

Im Mexican so I must have jumped the border

IM A YOUNG WRITER SO I MUST BE EMO

I'm black so I must love watermelon

Im bi so I must think everyone I see is hot

Im an Asian boy so I must have a small penis

I'm a guy cheerleader so I must be gay

I COULDN'T HURT A FLY SO I MUST BE A PUSSY

Im a guy and I wear tight pants so I must be an emo

Im a prep so I must be rich

I DONT LIKE THE SUN SO I MUST BE AN ALBINO

I have a lot of friends so I must like to drink and party

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers so I must drink and smoke too

I SUPPORT GAY RIGHTS SO I MUST FIT IN WITH EVERYONE

I have artistic talents so I must think little of those who dont

Im an only child so I must be spoiled

I watch porn so I must be preverted

I draw anime so I must be a freak

Im Texan so I must ride a horse

I DON'T LIKE TO BE IN BIG GROUPS SO I MUST BE ANTI-SOCIAL

I HAVE A DIFFRENT SENSE OF HUMOR SO I MUST BE CRAZY

I tell people off so I must be an over-controlling bitch

Im a nudist so I must want everyone to see my boobs

my hair gets greasy a lot so I must have no hygine skills

IM DEFENSIVE SO I MUST BE OVER-CONTROLLING AND A BITCH

I READ COMICS SO I MUST BE A LOSER

I hang out with a former prostitut so I must be a whore myself

I'm a cross dresser so I must be gay

Im an anime fangirl so I must be a crazy over-obsessed stalker

IM INTELLIGENT SO I MUST BE WEAK

IM AMERICAN SO I MUST BE OBESE, LOUD-MOUTHED, AND ARROGENT

Im welsh so I must love sheep

I'm Scottish so I must have ginger hair and wear kilts

Im Canadian so I must talk in a funny accent

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Im Canadian so I must love beavers and hockey

IM A TEENAGER SO I MUST HAVE A STEREOTYPE

I love marching band so I must be a friendless freak

Im white so I must be responsible for everything wrong in the world: past, present, and future

I like blood so I must be a vampire

I don't like yaoi or yuri so I must be a homophobi

I LIKE CARTOONS SO I MUST BE IRRESPONSIBALE

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I'm a feminists so I must have a problem with sexuality and want to castrate every man on the planet

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Im English so I must speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth

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I CHAT SO I MUST BE HAVING CYBER-SEX

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Im a lesbian so I must want to get with every girl I see

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I love yaoi so I must be gay

I am wiicaian so I must be a satanist

I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT SO I MUST BE A TERRORIST

I LIKE COMICS, ANIME, AND CARTOONS SO I MUST BE CHILDISH

I DON'T CURSE SO I MUST BE AN OUTCAST

I spot grammical errors so I must be a pendintic bastard

Im gothic so I must be mean

I'm strong so I must be stupid

Im austrailian so I must hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos

I go to reinfares so I must talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I don't want a boyfriend so I must be a lesbian

Im gay so I must be after every straight boy I see

IM NOT CHRISTIAN SO I MUST NEED CONVERTING

I drink but don't smoke so I must have no life

Im friends with a cutter so I must be a cutter too

I CRY EASILY SO I MUST BE A WIMP

I can't help point out mistakes so I must be an over controlling perfectionest

I'm a perfectionist so I must check everything ten times then cry over one mistake

I don't like talking about my personal life so I must be having problems

I like fire so I must be an arsonist

IM A PERSON SO I MUST BE LABELED

Im a female gamer so I must be ugly or crazy

im anorexic so i must be looking for attention

Im a cutter so I must be looking for attention

IM QUIET IF I DON'T KNOW YOU SO I MUST BE GOTH OR EMO

I wear glasses so I must be a nerd

I HAVE ANXIETY SO I MUST BELONG IN A MENTAL ASYLUM

I HAVE ADHD SO I MUST BE CRAZY

I go to church so I must have been bathed in holy water.

Im black to I must "Praise The Lord!" When I go to church.

I have piercings so I must be a juvenile delinquent

I swear so I must think Im black

Im in A gang so I must sell drugs

I WRITE LEMONS SO I MUST LOVE PORN AND RAPE