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 Author has written 4 stories for Pride and Prejudice, and Harry Potter. Thank you to everyone who's ever engaged with my fic! In particular, a review genuinely does mean the world. Thank you. |
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Through A Glass Darkly by Luna Rapunzel reviews
Nothing's fair in love and war anymore. xx The sixth and seventh years. JPLE, MMSB, RLSB (Thanks memorizingthedigitsofpi for the cover art!)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 164,763 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 654 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 6/7/2019 - Published: 6/7/2009 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] [Marlene M., Sirius B.]
Lily Evans, Chaser by Lobotomised reviews
As was previously 'Queen of the Crunk'. He asked her to Hogsmeade one hundred and thirty seven times. Then he stopped. And now Lily Evans has to battle her own fat mouth and mad head and the probability that number one hundred and thirty eight's going to have to be on her if she wants James Potter to ever smile her way again. Oh dear.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,476 - Reviews: 709 - Favs: 1,385 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 2/14/2019 - Published: 12/11/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 290,187 - Reviews: 4309 - Favs: 2,413 - Follows: 2,659 - Updated: 10/10/2018 - Published: 12/13/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Careless Texter by GhostOfBambi reviews
Alternate Universe. Answer to the prompt, "I left my phone number on the bathroom stall wall and you text me about your day and your frustrations for a month & it's really nice and cute but I still don't know who you are," with some twists and differences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 34,997 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 1/30/2018 - Published: 1/21/2018 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Sparks Fly, Tires Skid by orchidvines reviews
Elizabeth and Darcy meet at the scene of a car crash. They do not politely exchange insurance information. Modern AU. Completed.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 1671 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 1,125 - Updated: 7/21/2017 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Starstruck by Seven Scribbles reviews
Lily Evans is looking forward to summer - until she finds the Marauders, England's top-selling band, hiding in her barn. Now, she has to deal with rockstar egos, an unwanted admirer, and the dark force that sent them into hiding in the first place.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 153,115 - Reviews: 1184 - Favs: 1,174 - Follows: 1,522 - Updated: 10/11/2015 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P.
The Order of the Ladbroke Grove Anarchists by dorkickassmeadowes reviews
AU in which Lily is a bored suburban teenager, James is an angry punk, and Mrs Figg runs a corner shop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,213 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 3/1/2015 - Published: 7/18/2013 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Keep It Sweet, Keep It Slow by Apalapucian reviews
She needs him, needs a lot of things; needs to inspect his head for herself and make sure he didn't crack it open, because he's an idiot. She needs to apologize and berate, needs to trace his jaw with her fingertips, unearth the seasons in his eyes, taste his Quidditch-sky-laden lips.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,870 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/5/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Everything by Suzie's Q reviews
Lily can't stop thinking about the boy on her cousin's soccer team. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/18/2014 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
The Icing on Top of the Cake by welcometonerdworld reviews
Modern AU Jily/Marauders: In which there is no war, Lily is a Muggle, and the Marauders set up a bakery. Cover art by viria.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 77 - Published: 7/11/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders - Complete
and they'll sing real pretty by louisaeve reviews
Lily is thirteen when her father finds a husband for her. Severus is tall. To her eyes he is almost handsome. He is kind to her, and one of the best warriors in the land, or so her father knows. He has glittering jewels, and long robes. His voice may shake when he recites, but to her, it is enchanting. Jily Royalty Fest
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/6/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Family Album by Glisseo reviews
Snapshots from the life of a happy family. AU, sadly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11829 - Favs: 11,501 - Follows: 9,748 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3633 - Favs: 5,162 - Follows: 4,521 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Just Stay Here Tonight by monroeslittle reviews
AU. Lily Evans isn't a witch.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,077 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 2,027 - Follows: 288 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
i'll show you how it began by evizyt reviews
Because to Lily, he is oxygen, she breathes him like air, and in his absence she can feel herself slowly suffocating to death. Lily/James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,645 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 11/9/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Girl in the Looking Glass by GhostOfBambi reviews
AU. Edwardian. Lily Evans is a spirited young woman whose arranged marriage and domineering family has left her despairing. James Potter has never met her, but he's about to change her life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,931 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 881 - Updated: 2/19/2013 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Fool You Made Me by CokeBottleK reviews
That smile was for Potter now, and she was beautiful for him – just for him. Snape knew it. He could tell. She was lit up from the inside and it was Potter who did that to her. L/J [Snape POV]. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,061 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 74 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Severus S. - Complete
Last Dance by Apalapucian reviews
"Last dance," she mutters against his chest, his loose tie a blur of red, tears welling up in her eyes as the fear and exhaustion catch up and the adrenaline rush steadily deteriorates. "I know," he answers, drawing her closer and taking a small step sideways. She can practically hear his smile as he takes the lead. "I promised, didn't I?" JPLE Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/26/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Argument by Idday reviews
Little Gaius is worried that his parents argue so much. It takes a very special day for him to realize that they love each other...
Roman Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Complete
Snaps by Jewels5 reviews
James comes up with a nickname.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,339 - Follows: 200 - Published: 5/1/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Red Light, Green Light by orchidvines reviews
You're a little screwed up. No, seriously. Everything you meddle in just spontaneously combusts. Kind of like the Midas Touch, but just, you know, less about gold and more about crap. Emma, Modern Day.
Emma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 65,840 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Complete
You, Me and the Bourgeoisie by orchidvines reviews
Will Darcy had absolutely everything. Until the accident. In a glimpse of what could have been, he wakes up beside Lizzy Bennet, the artist he was supposed to dump ten years ago. The fork in his path. Still, what the hell happened to his Armani suits?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,053 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Royal Wingman by greenconverses reviews
For all his grace in the throne room and skill on the battle field, the High King of Narnia was absolutely terrible with the female sex. Good thing Edmund always has his back when it comes to these things. Brotherfic.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Peter Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The Potions Missile Crisis by GhostOfBambi reviews
As if Slughorn wasn't bad enough already, now you'll never be able to see him again without spontaneously combusting from shame.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,425 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 628 - Follows: 54 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Beautiful Boy by K. East reviews
Every so often a beautiful boy waltzes into Lily's life, and sweeps her off her feet. JL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Leaning by Penciled In reviews
Because dangerous things happen when we touch. And when he leans. JamesLily
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,419 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 953 - Follows: 98 - Published: 2/4/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Love and Other Accidents by paperclipz reviews
Done! A modern P and P. Darcy and Bingley are musicians trying to find material for their new album in a rural college town...where they meet the Bennet twins who are surviving college together. Lizzy's a photographer, and Jane's a med student.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 208,718 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 1,296 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Complete
The Incident in the Library by greenconverses reviews
Lily Evans has been distracted lately…and it’s all because of James Potter and his stupid, unbuttoned shirt. Hardly any fluff, but plenty of shirtless James for everybody. Seventh year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,780 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 2,530 - Follows: 358 - Published: 6/23/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Nothing On Earth by greenconverses reviews
By society's standards, they could never be together - Lily was wealthy and already engaged. James was London street trash. When they meet on board the RMS Titanic, the connection is instant and soon, nothing can keep them apart...except maybe an iceberg.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 144,422 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/20/2006 - Published: 1/3/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Final Draft by gpoy reviews
One shot. Here, read this speech. I went through a lot of pains to get it. It belongs to a certain best man, who read it at a certain wedding. LJ
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/27/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Twice as Bright by thirty2flavors reviews
Vernon loved normalcy almost as much as you did and these people were not normal. He hated them, but then again, you hated them more. [One-shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/3/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
An Engagement Is Announced by squelchything reviews
Ever wondered how the rest of the galaxy would react to Han and Leia's relationship? How about the tabloids? HUMOUR.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Leia O., Han S. - Complete
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Down the Isle reviews
Reality dating show AU wherein the contestants are characters penned by our beloved Jane, and we follow the mad unfolding story from the eyes of two couch critics, the modern day equivalents of two familiar faces...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 145,620 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/14/2019 - Published: 4/9/2019 - [Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth] - Complete
some say it makes the world go round, some say that's absurd reviews
Modern AU. Lizzy Bennet has only met Will Darcy twice before, but she is certain that she does not like him. Then, her sister gets engaged to his best friend, and she and Will are roped into the wedding planning. Suddenly, they're going to florists and picking out his suit together. But there's nothing going on between them. Really.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,017 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 3/12/2019 - Published: 2/18/2018 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] [Jane, Mr. Bingley] - Complete
one kiss is all it takes reviews
James, King of Gryffindor, will die if he does not discover the answer to this riddle: what is it that women most desire? His wife, Queen Lily, best friend, Sir Sirius, and an old hag who lives in the forest all have their parts to play in this definitely mad, Sir Gawain and Dame Ragnelle crackfic. Strong Lily & Sirius friendship, and many, many innuendos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,356 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2018 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] [Sirius B., Petunia D.] - Complete
imagine me and you, i do reviews
Modern high school AU. Petunia Evans and Sirius Black argue about the Russian Revolution, criticise each other's hair and fancy each other. A lot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,311 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2018 - [Petunia D., Sirius B.] [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
