Name: Dude, just look at my name. And do not mock it or make fun of it. Because it's not my real name, it's just a nickname so just shut your mouth.

Age: Um, it's rude to ask a lady her age, just so you know. But if you must, it's somewhere in between 2-5000.

Location: My current residence is in La-La Land, though I do have a summer house in Dream World that I visit often. I occasionally rent a hotel in Reality, but I try not to go there often.

Favorite quotes: (Because obviously you need to find out what my favorite quote are because that's totally not a waste of your time at all.)

"Me? I'm dishonest! And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest men you have to watch out for, because you never know when they're about to do something incredibly...stupid." -- Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean.

--An apple a day will keep anyone away if well aimed.

--I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

"Sometimes I lay in bed at night and ask myself, "Where have I gone wrong?", and a voice comes and says, "This is gonna take a long time." --Charles M. Shulz, I believe

"Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Why me?" and a voice answers, "Nothing personal, your name just happened to come up."--Charles M. Shulz

"No problem is too big to runaway from." --Charles Shulz (...I am possibly reminded of the Doctor by this quote and I'm not ashamed.)

"Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something." -- Wesley, The Princess Bride.

--Sometimes, I ask myself, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?", and then it hits me.

--The psychiatrist thinks that I have multiple personalties, we disagree with that.

--At first you don't succeed, skydiving is not the answer.

--Whenever I see a really good-looking person, I stare, smile, and when I get tired of it, I put down the mirror.

--There was a really epic quote that goes here, but then I forgot.

--Good morning! Due to your arrival, I see that the assassins I hired have failed...

--In a dog-eat-dog-eat-cat world, the best thing to do is become a goldfish.

"I find television very educational. Everytime someone turns one on, I go into another room and read a book." --Groucho Marx

"I intend to live forever, or die trying." --Groucho Marx

"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." --Groucho Marx

"Why, a four-year-old child could understand this report. Somebody, go find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head or tail of what this report is saying." --Groucho Marx

"Don't look now, but there's one too many people in this room and I think the extra person is you." --Groucho Marx

"If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I'd be happy to do it for you." --Groucho Marx

"You say I'm a dreamer, I say you're an unbeliever." --Unknown

"If you can't beat 'em...drop the stick and run away." --My sister.

"A real woman doesn't need a weapon to send her husband to the grave." --My Mother.

My Favorite Fandoms are:

Marvel

Sherlock

Doctor Who (Majorly in this fandom. I love this fandom.)

...Aaaaand I have a major bad case of second-hand fandom disease concerning Supernatural. Never watched a single episode though I still get all the references, am kind of ish aware of what's currently going on in the show, and am particularly fond of Sam.

My Favorite Couples Are:

Avengers:

Pepperoni: Pepper/Iron Man

Captain America/ Black Widow

Clintasha: Black Widow/ Hawkeye

Doctor Who:

Rose/9th-10th Doctor

River/11th Doctor

Amy/Rory (OTP)

Sherlock:

John/Mary

...Sherlock/Molly (Don't judge me just shut up it would be a complicated relationship I know but it's hinted at so much and I love it just a bit more than a bit.)

Mycroft/his Umbrella