Hello. My name is Perun Lock. I'm not going to be sappy here OK? I'm not going to mention, the future story's that might bore you to pieces (Which is improbable), or the awful reviews that'll impact your careers as writers (which is impossible). I won't mention the random weapon/warfare corrections, the philosophical quotes at five past nine in the morning or the amount of Gaelic words I've been taught that I've promptly forgotten. All of which, surprisingly, leaves me with nothing much to say.

Sorry about that.

Next bit for fans of Skulduggery Pleasant:

As you may know, my chosen name is Perun Lock. My family, is one known to few, magic is in our blood. We come from the west coast of Ireland and are members of a minority who can train in both Elemental and Necromancy magic. As a personal mission I have trained in mortal combat all of my life and as such am trained in line with British Military forces. I channel my Necromancy magic into my mortal weapons, my Glock's and my sniper rifle (L96A1). As an elemental I show most prowess in Air.

My favourite colour is Dark Green, I have one sister and I'm a Geordie born and bred! But I'm from an Irish family and proud (Gallimh, Eire go go Brach, Tiocfaidh ar la) I like to think I contribute to certain stories on here especially 'If my group were freelancers' and 'The story of Joe' by Greywolf97. I love History, Geography and Conspiracies! Other writers here that I recommend are; Forgivemeplz and Morgan Sulfur!

(NEW) Currently I am working on a new story based in the year 2077 (There is a mistake in there concerning year and I note that the distance of the southern Cypriot coast would put me above the African continent; My bad). If you've seen the film 'Unknown' Its got an idea developed from that (Only partially). Loosely, the story is about an Israeli-German and his journey from Eastern Turkey to Southern Algeria. For fellow Historians and Geographers you'll hopefully enjoy this read as much as I enjoyed the writing! I plan to include lot's of references. Now, addressed again to fellow conspiracy enthusiasts you may fully understand this. It will be set during the 'Oil War's' of the 21st-22nd centuries. In short; World runs out of Oil. Earth fractions into small alliances and factions and wage war on each other over a lack of resources and steadily more toxic home planet. Again, I may make HALO (And occasional Star Trek and Stargate Atlantis/S-G1) references as I plan to link it into the first colonization of Mars by UNSC/Star Fleet. Please PM me ideas, or whether you like the sound of it!! Chapter One is sitting in my files and Chapter Two has almost walked out of my fingers so please let me know what you guys think!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcD7Ik1iKTA&list=FL60idcnOla_ZDjr5VnIho3g - Please watch this! A great speech!

English - Please comment on my Stories! I love when non English speakers respond! :)

العربية - يرجى ترك تعليق! أنا أحب ذلك عندما تستجيب غير الناطقين باللغة الإنجليزية :)

Nederlands - Commentaar op mijn verhalen please! Ik hou ervan als niet-Engels sprekenden te reageren! :)

Pilipino - Mangyaring magkomento sa aking mga Kuwento! Gustung-gusto ko kapag hindi nagsasalita ng Ingles tumugon! :)

Français - S'il vous plaît commenter mes histoires! J'aime quand les non anglophones répondent! :)

Deutsch - Bitte äußern Sie sich meine Geschichten! Ich liebe es, wenn nicht Englisch sprechen zu reagieren! :)

Έλλην - Παρακαλώ σχολιάστε Ιστορίες μου! Μου αρέσει όταν οι μη αγγλόφωνους απαντήσει! :)

Eire - Déan trácht ar mo Scéalta! Is breá liom nuair a freagairt cainteoirí Béarla neamh! :)

Italiano - Si prega di commentare le mie storie! Mi piace quando gli altoparlanti non inglesi rispondono! :)

Polska - Proszę skomentować moje historie! Uwielbiam, gdy non Anglików odpowiedzieć! :)

Portugues - Por favor, comente sobre as minhas histórias! Eu adoro quando não falantes de inglês responder! :)

Pусский - Прокомментируйте, пожалуйста, мои рассказы! Я люблю, когда без английского языка, ответьте! :)

Espanol - Sírvanse formular observaciones sobre mis historias! Me encanta cuando no hablan inglés responden! :)

Türk - Benim Öyküleri hakkında yorum lütfen! Olmayan İngilizce konuşanlar cevap zaman seviyorum! :)

"Dünyada ev, barış Barış"

'Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho'(though) the soldiers knew
Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

Many people want very badly for fictional characters to exist. Little do they realize, That anything you can think of really can exist, in a different dimension. Considering the fact that there are an unlimited amount of dimensions, any kind of fictional character and/or universe really does exist! Copy and Paste this onto your profile if this made you have an amazing epiphany, and made you very happy (Also add your name to the list). District X, MISCrasyaboutfanfics, MoreThanMeetsTheEye231, angelsweet2011, Jet Engine, Dragones, NightcatMau, Perun Lock,

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

In regards to the above 'Copy 'n' Paste', I am an Atheist. I could go on an hour long rant about why. But I won't. I have the utmost respect for others beliefs. And if your God can protect and help you so. I envy you. I am using the morals of the above script in a story because I find it incredible. For me the moral is:

'Have faith; and you are never alone.'

Notice I don't tell you what faith you believe in. Chose for yourself.

1. Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard above note. Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7. Note expressions.

8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9. Floor is slippery when wet.

10. Lake is slippery when dry.

11. Only talk to strangers you know.

12. Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13. For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15. Kill them for security purposes.

16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18. The men in white coats are not your friends.

19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24. Always remember, um... um... Damn.

25. Train army of flying monkeys.

26. Goldfish don't like milk.

27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28. Find out who invented the word "pianist".

29. People are staring at you.

30. So act insane.

31. People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experiance. Do this as much as possible.

35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36. Never pet a burning dog.

37. Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38. Naked men dig parkas.

39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40. You know what would look good on you?

41. Immolated cockroaches.

42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43. The size of Danny DeVito.

44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this.

45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46. Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49. That way is rum.

50. Constipated people don't give a shit.

52. You cannot kill the snow.

53. The snow can kill you.

54. Grass can also kill you.

55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56. Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57. HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58. Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61. Pretend to be so around teh n00bs.

62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64. Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65. Remember to kill HIM...

66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69. Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70. Hide the bodies, otherwise peole ask embarressing questions.

71. Eat the evidence.

72. But not if it's broken glass.

73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75. Disregard last note.

76. Note reactions.

77. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78. Stock up on ball point pens.

79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81. Do not stick fingers into blender.

82. Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83. Blood loss is bad.

84. Find way to re-attatch fingers.

85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86. Answer every question with a question.

87. Ask people what gender they are.

88. Note reactions.

89. Refer to people as "mortal".

90. The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92. Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94. Kill them.

95. Brutally.

96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97. Dunk head in boiling water.

98. Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99. Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100. Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

Copy and Paste this to your profile if you laughed at at least one of those. I know you did. =3

"Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot." -Anonymous

Why are today's children taught that violence is not the answer? When most of their nations got to were they are and solved their problems by acts of violence.

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? Question mark? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Killer of thy Cookies (Singapore), Inspirational Spark (Both of us!)- United States, UmbraFox (Australia) Species Unknown (USA), Perun Lock (Irl/Eng),

I am Jeremiah Dixon
I am a Geordie boy
A glass of wine with you, sir
And the ladies I'll enjoy
All Durham and Northumberland
Is measured up by my own hand
It was my fate from birth
To make my mark upon the earth...

Now you're a good surveyor, Dixon
But I swear you'll make me mad
The West will kill us both
You gullible Geordie lad
You talk of liberty
How can America be free
A Geordie and a baker's boy
In the forest of the Iroquois...

I’m sorry, but I don’t want to be an emperor. That’s not my business. I don’t want to rule or conquer anyone. I should like to help everyone - if possible - Jew, Gentile - black man - white. We all want to help one another. Human beings are like that. We want to live by each other’s happiness - not by each other’s misery. We don’t want to hate and despise one another. In this world there is room for everyone. And the good earth is rich and can provide for everyone. The way of life can be free and beautiful, but we have lost the way.

Greed has poisoned men’s souls, has barricaded the world with hate, has goose-stepped us into misery and bloodshed. We have developed speed, but we have shut ourselves in. Machinery that gives abundance has left us in want. Our knowledge has made us cynical. Our cleverness, hard and unkind. We think too much and feel too little. More than machinery we need humanity. More than cleverness we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost...

The aeroplane and the radio have brought us closer together. The very nature of these inventions cries out for the goodness in men - cries out for universal brotherhood - for the unity of us all. Even now my voice is reaching millions throughout the world - millions of despairing men, women, and little children - victims of a system that makes men torture and imprison innocent people.

To those who can hear me, I say - do not despair. The misery that is now upon us is but the passing of greed - the bitterness of men who fear the way of human progress. The hate of men will pass, and dictators die, and the power they took from the people will return to the people. And so long as men die, liberty will never perish. ...

Soldiers! don’t give yourselves to brutes - men who despise you - enslave you - who regiment your lives - tell you what to do - what to think and what to feel! Who drill you - diet you - treat you like cattle, use you as cannon fodder. Don’t give yourselves to these unnatural men - machine men with machine minds and machine hearts! You are not machines! You are not cattle! You are men! You have the love of humanity in your hearts! You don’t hate! Only the unloved hate - the unloved and the unnatural! Soldiers! Don’t fight for slavery! Fight for liberty!

In the 17th Chapter of St Luke it is written: “the Kingdom of God is within man” - not one man nor a group of men, but in all men! In you! You, the people have the power - the power to create machines. The power to create happiness! You, the people, have the power to make this life free and beautiful, to make this life a wonderful adventure.

Then - in the name of democracy - let us use that power - let us all unite. Let us fight for a new world - a decent world that will give men a chance to work - that will give youth a future and old age a security. By the promise of these things, brutes have risen to power. But they lie! They do not fulfil that promise. They never will!

Dictators free themselves but they enslave the people! Now let us fight to fulfil that promise! Let us fight to free the world - to do away with national barriers - to do away with greed, with hate and intolerance. Let us fight for a world of reason, a world where science and progress will lead to all men’s happiness. Soldiers! in the name of democracy, let us all unite!