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Poll: Next major project? Check the descriptions at the bottom of my page! (Blinded Eyes seems to have stirred up some attention already, I haven't overlooked that...) Vote Now!
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Joined 10-02-12, id: 4286492, Profile Updated: 05-23-13
Author has written 11 stories for Invader Zim.

God guides my pen. All credit goes to Him.


I'm known as Niao-GIW on dA, GIRsInfernalWaffles on YT, and Lightningpelt in several anime fandoms. I prowl as JaguarSpiritZ in the furry fandom, but that's just 'cause I moonlight as an anthro-fiction editor for my good friend. :)

Current Projects:

There's a Defective-themed contest going on HERE as we speak! You could win points/art/writing request!

ErroR: Will be my next major project, scheduled to come out once Skool ends. It'll be updating daily and be a fun little writing experiment for me.

Just a Human Slave: It seemed to stir the most enthusiasm in the poll up there *points up* and it won't be anything too massive. I'm planning on getting that started and finished within a week or two, before ErroR but after Defective. I've removed the preview below because it's officially going to happen, so watch for it. ;)

Journal of the Upward Climb: Upon suggestion, I'll likely be doing a series of drabbles based upon my two-shot, Journal of the Downward Spiral. It'll be updated periodically and randomly, but I think it'll be quite interesting, especially if you liked JotDS. So watch for it!

If you're interested in having input into my future projects, check the poll above and the previews below!


BWAHAHAHAHAHA!! *mediocre Zim imitation*

Here this, filthy earth creatures! This is an account DEDICATED! to the splendor of ZIM! Yes, yes, this author has another account but thatisnotIMPORTANT! What is important is her worship of ZIM, found here on this account! *nods with satisfaction*

WARNING! There is likely some mild-to-moderate ZADR to be found on this account! If you don't like it, filthy earth-stink, LEAVE! Do not make us think you have the brain-worms by reading something you know you won't like! *mutters* Idiotic creatures...

WARNING! There will also be ZADF to be found!

WARNING! There is likely to be craziness found on this account!

WARNING! ... GIR might try to steal your cupcakes! (GIR *in background* Cupcaaaaaaakes!!!)

Go here to aid in the revival of ZIM! Operation Head Pigeons

Please visit me ON YOUTUBE!

Also stop by my DEVIANTART!

Fun fact: Why do I like ZaDr? Well... I never stood a chance, because it was a ZaDr video that finally got me to stop being lazy and watch the series. So I dabbled in ZaDr before I even tasted IZ in its pure form.

However, I try to keep my ZaDr in-character and compatible with cannon; no girly-Zim or emo-Dib, no smex, and no messy-gooey-neediness. xP Yes, they need each other... but no, they DON'T drool all over each other, contort themselves to please the other, cling to each other, beg the other not to leave them, etc. -_- My ZaDr crosses the line over from ZaDf only in a few kisses and sweet little things that equate more than friendship. I can't stand it when people make their relationship overly sexual...

THEORETICAL FUTURE PROJECTS:

Disclaimer: There is NO guarantee that any of these will be written/posted, so don't bug me about it. If you feel strongly about a fic, please vote above, or even send me a PM. Otherwise, its purely up to me. :)

Working Title: Repression and Succession (Check my dA page for some exciting concept sketches for this one!!) (Posted later tonight)

Summary: When he was in 2nd grade, Dib saw an alien- spoke to it; battled it; fell in love with it. But the rigorous therapy he's undergone since then has fixed him- exposed the supposed memories as little more than fantasy, and the new boy in Dib's High Skool class isn't about to undo all that. ZaDr

Working Title: One Like Myself

Summary: An Irken in name only, Invader Zim has not seen a human in years- he didn't know they existed any longer. Yet when the last of that precious race stumbles onto his doorstep- a desperate boy, and escaped slave -he finds his inexplicable loneliness eased. Damned if he'll admit that, though. ZaDe/ZaDr AU

Working Title: Blinded Eyes

Summary: An everyday scuffle takes a dark turn when possibly permanent damage is inflicted- something neither of them could have intended. ZaDf or ZaDr (I haven't decided yet, lol)

Working Title: Prison Break

Summary: An alien prisoner... and the Irken Invader assigned to break him. Violent!ZaDe and ZaDr

Working Title: Infiltration (Currently off the table due to writer's block)

Summary: After the invasion of Earth, the Tallest make a summer home of the planet, and the reluctant Invader Zim a permanent home of it. However, humanity isn't ready to lie down yet, especially when one clever slave decides to infiltrate the Empire. ZaDr AU

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Push, Fall by Nerro reviews
We hope, we fight, we struggle, and yet life demands our suffering. LeviPetra
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,747 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Levi A., Petra R.
Truth and Courage by Poehlaris reviews
Sometimes it took a lot of courage to tell the truth. It took even more to admit it to yourself. And the sadistically realistic moment when you realize that certain events would have unfolded just the same is what makes lying so much more appealing.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/16/2013 - Devi D., Johnny C. - Complete
Bedtime Tales For Scared Little Children by Penonymous reviews
We all know that Johnny tells Squee bedtime stories. Have you ever been curious as to what they were like, or what they were about? Well, listen in yourself, and watch how much Johnny blurs the line between harmless storytelling and reality while an innocent child listens.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,052 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Johnny C., Squee
Of Food and Drink by FluffleNeCharka reviews
The relationship of Tak and Keef is complicated, built upon both food and gestures rather than outright love. TakKeef drabbles done for the 10 themes LJ community. Completed.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Tak, Keef - Complete
Psychosomatic by Kloudy Reignfall reviews
Alien babies in his stomach won't keep Dib from living a normal life, no. But the idea of it might just eat away at his quicklydiminishing sanity. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Clean Up on Aisle Doom by RabidOzztaku reviews
When the Tallest refuse to restock Zim's Irken food suppply, he has only one option left...
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,161 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 11/6/2004
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Repression and Succession reviews
When he was 12 years old, Dib met an alien- his mortal enemy; only friend; other half. But years of therapy have revealed all the memories to be mere fantasy; all the experiences mere delusion, produced by a lonely, unstable mind. His life is now on track at last, miserable though he might appear... and he isn't about to let the strange new student in his class wreck it all. ZaDr
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,314 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Dib, Zim
Emotional Anorexia reviews
They both feared this deep need that they both denied- the need for warmth; companionship; love. And so they starved themselves. ZaDr or very fluffy ZaDf, take your pic. A fairly abstract extended metaphor. Oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Just a Human Slave reviews
He was a gift from the Tallest: "A Defective Slave for a Defective Invader." Dark! ZaDe/ZaDr AU
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Dib, Zim
Defective reviews
Begging for the human's life may have been a mistake;an Irken PAK is a strange gift, the personality it harbors parasitic. So while Zim's human might be alive, he isn't defective; he isn't Dib. Meanwhile, a leaderless rebellion within the great Irken Empire is brewing; a rising up of those forgotten outcasts,the only beings in the galaxy the Brains truly fear. Mild-to-Moderate ZaDr
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,767 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/5/2013 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Journal of the Downward Spiral reviews
Day 40- Zim. I'm afraid I'm forgetting you. I miss you. Zim. Zim. Why can I hear your laugh, but not your voice? Why can I see your eyes, but not your face? Where am I, exactly? I still don't know. You could tell me, I'm sure. You're probably responsible, you monster. I wish I was on Irk. I don't want to be on Earth. I don't want to be here any longer. ZaDr DARK! M for language
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,417 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Dib, Zim - Complete
To Victory reviews
Who would have thought the great Invader Zim could be foiled by a bout of stage fright? Meeting the rebels he is to lead against the empire for the first time, Zim better he glad he isn't alone. DELETED SCENE FROM "DEFECTIVE." ZaDr included.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Pesky Human Illness reviews
Zim knows he's lucky he has a mortal enemy to care for him when he catches the filthy earth disease known as... the sniffles. But he's not about to admit that. Cuddly ZaDf or ZaDr if you prefer
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Dib-Thing, Your Sky is on Fire- Is That Normal? reviews
I never thought I would spend New Year's Eve up on my roof with my sworn enemy, watching the fireworks and educating him about human traditions. He's sworn to take over the Earth, after all; I've sworn to stop him. But here I am. And I don't suppose I'd have it any other way. ZaDr FLUFF! Happy 2013!
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
More Than Friends reviews
Zim thinks that his Dib-thing has been spending too much time with this cancerous Sue... thing. But Dib insists that only a boyfriend would be entitled to that kind of possessiveness. So Zim demands an explanation and then demonstrates that he does in fact know what "love" is- the giving of Earth-meats and the showing of affections, yes? ZaDf to ZaDr, beware the FLUFF to follow.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Crossing the Line reviews
He knew that he wanted, at one time, to see it dissected. So why did it bother him so much to see that playing out before his eyes? Why does his triumph seem so ill-gotten? Wasn't that always their... game, winner take all? ZaDr
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,772 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Follow the Leader? reviews
When the Skool holds a mandatory dance, Zim and Dib find themselves both partner-less... and so paired with each other for the lesson! So the burning question must be answered: who's the lead? ZADR FLUFF! Oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete