Hello world! I'll admit that this is more like a quote collection from my life and doesn't tell you much about me. Whatever.

I am completely (but not clinically) insane!!

The story of my pen name: yeah... uhh... where to start... Well, the first name started a while ago: Once upon a time, I read the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, and, well, having the personality I have, I talked about it a lot in school. I mean, A LOT, a lot. Anyway, someone in one of my classes (yeah, I know, real specific =D) started to call me Zeus. To this day, I do not know why people started calling me that, but more and more people did. My closest friends and I decided that we should all have names that are one of the 12 major ancient Greek gods and goddesses. So then we all had "godly names." (hehe) That's basically the story of my first name.

The story of my last name is shorter. (sorta.) I wanted a last name so I could get a fanfiction. So my friends and I tried to think up a last name that could live up to the first name. Artemis Winds likes to have names that mean something in a different language, and she came up with DieKraft. It means "The Force" in German. I think my friend did an EPIC job picking out a last name!! :)

I have a FictionPress account under the same name - Zeus DieKraft

Quotes from people I know:

"Stick your face in it!!"-Artemis Winds

"Ooh, your autobiography? What's it about?" -The Lone Clapper

"Can you bestow my saxophone upon me?" -my brother
"It be-stowed in your room." -my mom

"Sorry, my finger isn't working..." -Asia DieVuur

"Oh! It's Doctor Who's travelling box!" -The Lone Clapper's mom

"I love how the only one they didn't finish was the blimp. Carry on..." -Phinneas McCheeser

"Speaking of tarantulas, I just remembered the clothes are still in the dryer." -my mom

"My outlook on life should be that at least I can grow another leg." -me...

"Like, oh my God, it's Christmas!" -middle school band director (and you have to understand he said this in early October...)

"Oh my gosh, it's TOMORROW!" -The Lone Clapper

"[to class] You make me feel loved and wanted. [to student] That is a horrible attention-grabber." -English 8 teacher

"Did you know that bagels are actually cooked twice? They're boiled, then baked." -marching band director

"Aw, there's a carrot in my shoe." -someone in my bell section in marching band

"You dumped salad on me, and you're not even sorry." -a friend who plays saxophone in marching band

"(referring to a graph)...[this is] for those of you who are smarter than me. That's all of you." -marching band director

"Wow, even Scandinavians have pumpkins!" -Imogen Peach

"You can do any kind of math as long as you know, like, addition, subtraction, division, and...

oh yeah, multiplication. see, this is why I'm like failing this class." -a friend who plays bells in marching band

"Why are you sniffing my quesadilla?" -same person who had a carrot in their shoe

"A flats from heaven!" -Guest conductor in band class

"C for cholesterol! Mine's fine, by the way." -same guest conductor

"Oh, not the yacht!" -friend in grade 9 history

"There's no ISS next year, it's called jail." -Dr. Wood

"A law is made when someone does something stupid." -Grade 9 history teacher

"So that's good, lots of birds are dying." -marching band director

"If you add heat, it becomes..." -english classmate
"...Hot?" english 9 teacher

Quotes from Marching Band Year 1 (We yell a lot.) :

"Sun's out, guns out!"

"Laser cheese!"

"Robo-Lavelle!"

"A forty minute show is a piece of cake, and we get to eat it!"

"Chins up, trousers down!" (Don't ask...)

"Marching band swag!"

"Pretzels and laser cheese = Combos!"

"GUH--UUH--OUNN--HUHH. GUHUUGIENNHUHH. GONH!"

"Long tone A is my jam!"

Quotes from Chemistry:

"Chemical fire burning in your nostrils." (talking about ammonia)

"Three finals, then get hit by a car."

"With all that sharing, there's so much caring."

"So guess what? No."

"Dramastically."

"What what?"

"Jello's part solid and part liquid, that's why it's got the wiggle and the jiggle." -literally my chem teacher

"Sucks to be us."

"Sucking doesn't exist."

"Bandies."

"Plug and chug."

"Do one thing, do it well, and move on."

"That'd be a great way to die - quick like a bunny!"

Quotes from stuff:

"Violence doesn't end violence; it extends it." -the 11th Doctor (A Town Called Mercy)

"I could spend my life just trying to sift through what I could have done better but what good do 'what ifs' do?" -Relient K (Forget and Not Slow Down)

"I like to be on a team: It's like sports except you're actually doing something!" -Hank Green

"Monsters don't exist but they are 100% real."

Fangirl Attack:
side affects may include:
~lack of breathing
~involuntary weird noises
~flailing of appendages
~the inability to "even"

The end.