Hello, people of FanFiction! I am AssassinOfNeptune (shut up, I was half asleep when I thouht of the name), hopefully your new favorite author (not likely).

Favorite Book: Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Last Olympian

Favorite Movie: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 (Die Voldy, Die!)

Favorite Song: Zly my Friend's Cat's Theme Song by Me (Maybe you'll hear it one day)

Nobody judge me, I'm crazy

Copy and paste this on your wall if you've ever slammed your hand in a car door :'(

Friend: Helps you up when you fall.
Best Friend: Laughs his a$$ off and trips you again.

Friend: Knocks before entering your house.
Best Friend: Barges straight in, yells "I'm home!" and steals your food.

Friend: Bails you out of jail.
Best Friend: Is the reason you're in jail and is probably in the cell next to you laughing and saying "Let's do that again!"

Friend: Pulls a chair out for you.
Best Friend: Pulls the chair out from UNDER you.

Copy and paste this on your wall if you've ever gotten cursed at by a parrot (don't laugh, they know some dirty words).

"Mom, you're embarrassing me!"
"No, ruining your life is my way of saying 'I love you!'

Copy and paste this to your wall if you are against racism.

Copy and paste this to your wall if you are against child abuse.

Copy and paste this to your wall if your against a bunch of stuff, and you don't know what half of it means.

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

"Yes kids, everything in this room is edible. The chairs, the table, even I'm edible, but that kids is called canaballism and is frowned upon in most societies."

It's not crazy to argue with yourself.
It's crazy to LOSE an argument with yourself. Copy and paste if you've ever lost an argument with yourself.

1 SCARY WAY TO BREAK UP!!!!! DO NOT stop reading this or something bad will happen!!!!!!!!

One day, Sarah was walking home from school when her boyfriend drove by and honked at her to get in. She got in his car and he drove her to the lake. Her boyfriend said he was going to tell her something very important.

Sarah could have sworn he was going to propose. However, he flicked her off, pushed her in the lake and yelled, “I am breaking up with you, you awful _ _ _ _ _!! I hate you and I think that maybe you should just end your _ _ _ _ _ _ _ life! DUMB _ _ _ _!!!”

He laughed and drove off. It was a very cold day. Sarah climbed out of the lake, freezing cold, and feeling the worst she had in her entire life. She got home went in a hot bath, and slit her wrists and died in the bathtub.

Her parents yelled and screamed at her to get out until they finally broke the door down. They saw no body, but the entire bathroom was dripping with her blood. Her mom went insane and killed herself three days later, her dad is in prison, accused of murder.

Later that week, Sarah’s ex boyfriend was taking a shower when she came from the drain, rotting and bloody, with a razor in her hand and said “Goodbye Jason.” She cut his throat before he could scream.

If you do not repost this with the title “1 scary way to break up”, you are a heartless _ _ _ _ _ _ and Sarah come to you in the shower from the drain, and will kill you the same way she killed her boyfriend. 24 ppl have broken this chain and died.

You have 13 minutes

So... good talk.

4/3 of the American population doesn't understand fractions.

There are three kinds of people. Those who can count, and those who can't.

75% of people are good at math. I'm in the other 18%.

*Man looks out at water* "What a beautiful day!"
*Shark jumps in front of him* *Man slaps shark* "Move I'm trying to look at the water!"

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. (Don't mock me :( )

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile (I saw a video on Youtube that scared me so bad, I did a back flip out of the chair. no joke)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. (The irony...)

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile(I tripped ON the sign!)

If you love walking around in the pouring rain without an umbrella, copy this to your profile

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. (if a Daniel Zwickl reads this, you know what I mean)

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514, AssassinOfNeptune

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. (Boulevard of Broken Dreams, baby!)

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever read a 2,500 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514, AssassinOfNeptune

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51, dragonsdeathangel, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, Lmb111514, AssassinOfNeptune

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Liza Taylor, Spiritpelt, Swiftpaw of WindClan, rainstorm(mosspath gets really annoyed)mosspath(cos the reviews and etc come 2 MY email!), Emberheart0,Mudfur, Obzezzed, Dragonclaw11, lover-of-novels-aka-Kass247, Lmb111514, AssassinOfNeptune

Curiosity is wanted for murdering Cat, but witnesses say that they think it was Stupidity...

I'm boredd. With 2 d's.