JohnnyLurghide bio
 Author has written 50 stories for Simpsons, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, Rugrats/All Grown Up!, Daria, Family Guy, Rocko's Modern Life, Doug, Sam & Max, Hey Arnold, Seinfeld, Futurama, SpongeBob SquarePants, South Park, Pokémon, Are You Afraid of the Dark, Monkey Island, Homestar Runner, Harry Potter, Ren & Stimpy Show, Napoleon Dynamite, Beavis and Butt-Head, Undertale, Invader Zim, Lego, CatDog, Maniac Mansion, Nightmare Before Christmas, and Series Of Unfortunate Events. This Lurg worked. |
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Rocko Wallaby and the Glaisses of Filburt by xandermartin98 reviews
Filburt goes on a brief errand trip to the supermarket followed by a trip from there to the eye doctor's. At the eye doctor's, Filburt overloads himself with stereotypical Jewish mannerisms and becomes the living embodiment of a flawlessly stereotypical Jewish dork. Rocko, our unlikely Aussie hero, is the only one who can stop him. This is one of the funniest fanfics of all time.
Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Complete
Rocko Gets Intimate With A Giant Talking Foot (TROLL FIC) by xandermartin98 reviews
RML fans both young and old will likely question their sanity after reading this. You have been warned.
Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Complete
Roger's Annual Jr Republican Meeting by Gizmo Burns reviews
Roger Klotz is having his annual jr. Republican meeting in his mansion.
Doug - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/13/2014 - Complete
The Vampire? by Gizmo Burns reviews
A mysterious man moves into Jerry's apartment building and Kramer thinks he might be a vampire?
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014
Brad Carbunkle break dances by Fawn Olia reviews
Brad is gonna bust some moves yo!
My Life as a Teenage Robot - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Complete
Professor Frink's Very Own Character Single by Mortal Anonymous reviews
Professor Frink experiments with...rap. Hey, if Mr. Burns can do it, why not him?
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Professor Frink - Complete
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus by Greekchic reviews
Oneshot, sonfic. When James, Albus, and Lily Potter sneak downstairs to see Santa Claus, they see a lot more than they bargained for. Including certain events that just might scar them for life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harold Loves Meat by Themroc reviews
Sequel to Harold the Butcher. It explains a simple continuity error...
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Harold, Arnold - Complete
Arthur and Muffy by Lucie Brody reviews
This takes place when Arthur and Muffy are 14. Muffy has grown up interesting, and Arthur is trying to keep up, and well bad things happen
Arthur - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2004 - Complete
Sam & Max vs Johnny the Homicidal Maniac by Question the Majority reviews
The name says it all, really: Everyone's favorite comic book Freelance Police are called in to take care of everyone's favorite comic book serial killer. [Rated PG for good, clean cartoony bloodless violence and comic book swear symbols.]
Sam & Max - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,265 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Complete
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Big Bob Runs reviews
Big Bob Pataki and Nick Vermicelli bribe a corrupt politician in order to get "The Wheel" back on TV during the election season.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Bob, Nick V., Helga, Miriam
Immigrants reviews
When Ex-Councilman Gladhand proposes in his campaign for Mayor of Hillwood that all illegal immigrants will be deported, Oskar and Mr. Hyunh vow to become U.S. citizens with help from Arnold.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Arnold, Oskar K., Mr. Hyunh, Mr. Green
Chara Meets So Sorry reviews
It's a little known fact that So Sorry was one of the only monsters to escape the clutches of Chara.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 283 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/22/2016 - So Sorry, Chara - Complete
Hobbies Suck reviews
Beavis and Butt-head become masters of their own domains or something.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2016 - Complete
The King of Town's Very Own Quite Popular Fanfic! reviews
Is Marzipan the King of Town's daughter? Find out very now!
Homestar Runner - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2016 - Complete
Stu and Charlotte
The fanfic Drew and Didi don't want you to read.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2016 - Stu P., Charlotte P., Angelica P.
Goldman's Fantasy reviews
Neil Goldman and Connie D'Amico get it on in the James Woods Regional High School parking lot.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17/2016 - Connie D. - Complete
Bart the Apu reviews
After getting suspended from Springfield Elementary yet again, Bart starts working for Apu at the Kwik-E-Mart.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2016 - Apu N., Bart S., Homer S., Principal S. Skinner
Waiting for Gaster reviews
SPOILER: Gaster never comes.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Gaster, Papyrus, Sans
Teenage Lovejoy Affair reviews
Bart Simpson and Jessica Lovejoy decide to hook up at the age of sixteen after becoming reacquainted at a house party.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2016 - Bart S., Jessica L., Helen L., Reverend T. Lovejoy
Daria and Meg reviews
What if Daria had moved to Quahog instead of Lawndale?
Crossover - Daria & Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2016 - Daria M., Meg G., Connie D.
Beavis, Butt-head, and Quagmire reviews
The three sleaziest characters in cartoon history, together at last!
Crossover - Family Guy & Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Quagmire, G.
Undogtale reviews
After their parents' tragic death, the dogs of Snowdin set out to find a pair of cloudy glasses for Doggo.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/30/2015 - Alphys
Stewart's Littles reviews
Stewart finds out he got over three dozen women pregnant after the events of "Holy Cornholio" and confides in Beavis and Butt-head.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Complete
Laus: A Survivor's Undertale reviews
After playing Undertale, Cartman embarks upon an "IRL genocide run."
Crossover - South Park & Undertale - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 12/15/2015 - Eric Cartman, Stan M., Kyle B., Kenny M.
Buzzcut and McVicker Strike Back reviews
Buzzcut and McVicker have the last laugh on Beavis and Butt-head, but at what cost?
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 441 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2015 - Complete
Goldman's Chanukah
Dreidels not included.
Family Guy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Published: 12/2/2015 - Complete
Napoleon in Rags reviews
Deb does not take kindly to Napoleon's latest gift. Gosh!
Napoleon Dynamite - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 148 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/30/2015 - Napoleon D., Deb
Goldman's Pharmacy
Mort feels just like a vegetable down on the pharm.
Family Guy - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Complete
Powdered Toast Man and Mary Save the Pope reviews
Powdered Toast Man and Catholic schoolgirl Mary save the Pope.
Ren & Stimpy Show - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/21/2015
Dolph in: Fun With a Porpoise
Dolph takes over the family business with a little help from his friends.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2015
Dear Anthony Goldstein reviews
A guilt-ridden Gilderoy Lockhart writes to a much-maligned wizarding family during his latter days in St. Mungo's hospital.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 420 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Gilderoy L., Anthony G. - Complete
Ralph the Genius reviews
There's more to Ralph Wiggum's mind than meets the eye-or is there?
Simpsons - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 712 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Ralph W., Professor Frink, Comic Book Guy, Principal S. Skinner - Complete
Pom Pom and Strong Bad Are Totally Going Out reviews
But Homestar can win the stupid competition!
Homestar Runner - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/4/2014 - Complete
A Mate for Fester Shinetop reviews
LeChuck's chrome domed sheriff of an alter ego goes on Melee Island's second biggest game show, The Mating Game.
Monkey Island - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2014 - Complete
The Tale of the 15th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos reviews
Special thanks to Neil Cicierega and Danny Saucedo for the idea.
Are You Afraid of the Dark - Rated: K - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Frank, Gary, Betty Ann, Kiki - Complete
Grayson's Pokemon Quest
Grayson Hopper wants to be a Pokemon Master, but first he must leave Pallet Town for good. Based on the popular Twitch livestream, Fish Plays Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Published: 8/10/2014 - Charmander/Hitokage - Complete
Bend It Like Bendova (Rocko's Uvula Who?) reviews
What if William S. Burroughs was a writer for Rocko's Modern Life?
Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Complete
Paper Covers Rock
Flint Paper's career takes a turn for the verse.
Crossover - Sam & Max & Maniac Mansion - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,247 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Complete
The Open Mic Night reviews
Jerry's stand-up routine gets upstaged when the city's most exclusive comedy club decides to include a variety of acts including poetry. Elaine experiences the pros and cons of online dating and clown sex. Kramer is just kind of there. Believe it or not, George isn't in this, where could he be?
Seinfeld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2014 - Complete
Johnny the Gothicidal Maniac
South Park Elementary's Goth populace face the ultimate suffering from their new favorite merchandising character.
Crossover - South Park & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/16/2014 - Henrietta, Kindergarten Goth, Johnny C., Anne G.
Is It Tenure Yet? (You're Standing On My Track)
15 years after her graduation from Lawndale High, we find Daria an underappreciated Pepperhill University prof. True, Pepperhill's a party school, but a student populace apathetic to academics are the least of Daria's woes when Quinn arrives as the department's hip new hire, upstaging Daria's vast knowledge with her fashionable ways, and attracting many an undergrad in the process.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,666 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Daria M., Quinn M., Jane L., OC - Complete
Lemony Lickit's A Series of Giggity Events
Haven't the Quagmire triplets suffered enough?
Crossover - Family Guy & Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 630 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/6/2014 - Quagmire, G., Quigley Q., Isadora Q., Duncan Q. - Complete
Arts and Krabs reviews
Mr. Krabs and Squidward are delighted when world-famous art collector Monty P. Moneybags promises to donate 15 million dollars to the Krusty Krab if any of its employees possess artistic talent. Unfortunately for them, mayhem ensues.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2014 - SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, Mr. Krabs - Complete
Blythe Field Poems reviews
These are the poems that Judy Funnie namedropped in the episode "Doug's Bad Trip."
Doug - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Complete
Doug's Future Shock reviews
It is a little-known fact that Futurama started as a spinoff of Doug, with the latter series' titular character in the role of equally popular Billy West character Philip J. Fry.
Crossover - Futurama & Doug - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2013 - H. Farnsworth, T. Leela, J. Zoidberg, Nibbler
SWAK Hammer
Rocko's plans to return to Australia with his new girlfriend Alicia suddenly crumble down under.
Crossover - Rocko's Modern Life & Ren & Stimpy Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Complete
Mr Simmons' Thanksgiving reviews
Mr. Simmons' problems with his mother and Peter leave him with little Joy during the Thanksgiving holiday.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Mr. Simmons - Complete
The Nightmare Before Festivus
What's the deal with Tim Burton, anyway?
Crossover - Seinfeld & Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Mayor - Complete
You're Getting Harold reviews
Harold undergoes a one-eighth life crisis.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2013 - Sid, Harold, Stinky, Curly - Complete
Doug's Crapsack World reviews
Doug belongs to the Beet Generation.
Doug - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,171 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Complete
No Kaddish for Filburt reviews
Speaking of which, if you ever thought Filburt couldn't be more like Woody Allen... you'd be wrong.
Rocko's Modern Life - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2013 - Complete
Drew Pickles Goes to Nearburg reviews
Some plot elements lovingly ripped off from Woody Allen's film Blue Jasmine, in theaters now.
Crossover - Rugrats/All Grown Up! & CatDog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Charlotte P., Didi P., Drew P, Stu P. - Complete
Drew Pickles Goes to LEGO Island reviews
Drew finds out the hard way that being a LEGO minifig isn't all fun and games.
Crossover - Rugrats/All Grown Up! & Lego - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Charles/Chaz F., Drew P, Stu P. - Complete
Goldman's Complaint reviews
A brief parody of Philip Roth's novel Portnoy's Complaint starring Neil Goldman and Bruce the Performance Artist.
Family Guy - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Meg G., Connie D.
Beavis, Butt-head, and Upchuck reviews
Charles "Upchuck" Ruttheimer III applies for a position in Beavis and Butt-head's gang.
Crossover - Daria & Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Charles R, III
Drew Pickles' Bicentennial Lemon Party reviews
Drew Pickles goes big in 1776.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Charlotte P., Drew P, Jonathan K. - Complete
Being Eric: A Vampire's Story
The adventures of Eric the Goth Vampire from Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and other Jhonen Vasquez comics
Crossover - Johnny the Homicidal Maniac & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Complete
The Undisputed Origins of Nick Vermicelli reviews
A fictionalized account of Craig Bartlett, the creator of Hey Arnold's relationship with his real-life brother-in-law, Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons
Crossover - Simpsons & Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Milhouse vH., Nick V.
Ebony and Yellowy reviews
A slashfic starring Lenny Leonard and Carl Carlson from The Simpsons
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Lenny L., Carl C.
