Eric Cartman's chubby face was smiling profusely as he approached his so-called friends. "I just discovered the greatest game in the history of gaming!" he told them.

"Earthbound?" asked Stan Marsh.

"Wld f Wrcrft?" asked Kenny McCormick.

"The Shivah: Kosher Edition?" asked Kyle Broflovski.

"No, Undertale!" said Cartman, still grinning from ear to ear.

"What the fuck's Undertale?" asked Stan.

"It's a new RPG by Toby Fox. You can buy it on Steam for only 10 bucks. It's about a world where you're a human kid named Frisk and there are all these monsters everywhere and you can choose to either kill them or spare them," said Cartman.

"Cool, an RPG that allows you to not kill anyone!" exclaimed Stan.

"Yeah, but the pacifist route is for pussies," said Cartman. "Why would anyone be a pacifist when the game also has a genocide route where you can kill every monster in the entire game and be feared and hated by monsterkind as a genocidal maniac!"

"Genocide? That's fucked up, dude," said Stan.

"Yeah, my ancestors were killed in the Holocaust," said Kyle.

"Screw you guys!" said Cartman. "I'm gonna go on an IRL genocide run just to spite you guys!"

"What?" asked Stan.