Hello there, my name is Lilly Porter. I am a badass laxxer and water polo queen. I am also an insanely pansexual sleep addict. I enjoy lying on the floor in anguish and slaying Valkyrie whores. I hope you enjoy my writing as much as my mom says that she does!

TUMBLR- dank-lilies

This or That

Fire or Ice: Honey, I'm an Aries! Fire is my cardinal!

Day or Night: Night. Or day. I like both. I get to see people in the day, but sometimes I'm like: No, I hate people, eww. And I like the night because I dream, and I like sleep, unless I'm insomniac, then I read fics. Eh.

Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Both! Hot chocolate mix in coffee with one little pack of creamer.

Tea or Soda: Tea! But I feel like a total Brit when I drink it. I like it extra caffeinated with milk and honey and sugar and the whole shabang :)

Juice or Water: Water! The life-giving substance flows from the veins of Jesus

White Milk or Chocolate Milk: Strawberry!

Italian or Chinese: Pizza and Brownies. Doe China have either of those?? didn't think so.

Pizza Hut or Domino's: Pizza Hut. stuffed crust.

Watermelon or Kiwi: I have a sort of kind of a huge allergy to kiwi... So yeah, WATERMELOONE!!

Snowy or Rainy: Snow! (NOT just because ROTG. #iloveyoujenna)

COUPLES THAT I SHIP

Jack Frost and Rapunzel (ROTBTD) The sun the moon! They're just so adorable and I LOVE drawing them together.

Snotlout and Ruffnut (HTTYD) Just... Oh my god the feels! (I'm also a very guilty Smutlout lover)

Octavian and Rachel (PJO) are you kidding me! Of course, they both tell prophecies, and are total opposites!

Milo and Kida (Atlantis) If you haven't seen this, go die because your life seriously has no meaning. JK. He is just such a nerd and she is so Beyonce. ILUHIT!

Claire and Owen (Jurassic World) they're so cute that when they kissed i screamed. :

Favorite Author (And Arthur) Quotes

"Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps it brain." Arthur Weasley

“If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth, particularly if the thing is cats.” Lemony Snicket; The Wide Window

The Octavian Rocks Despite His Power-Hunger and Jerkiness Club:

Members: TheAravis, Pastry Queen, S'moreo1235, Denim Jeans, Mirakira98, SheWolf325, RomansOfGreece

Motto: "Octavian rocks, despite his power-hunger and jerkiness. Also, don't text while driving."

Info: We don't actually do anything.