Bandicoot Saucehide bio
 Author has written 19 stories for Legend of Zelda, Crash Bandicoot, American Dragon: Jake Long, Splatoon, Camp Lakebottom, Zootopia, Kid Icarus, My Little Pony, Pokémon, and Skylanders. BANDICOOT SAUCE "Bandicoot Power! Facial powder! Climb the tower! Win the hour! Don't get sour! Never cower! And while you're at it, take a shower. Woo!" HamburgerMarsupial on DeviantArt Hot Coco With Marshmallows on YouTube Real Name: Yeah, like I'm gonna tell you that. Gender: None of your business. Age: Old enough to give a flying feather about stuff. Likes: Video games, cartoons, reading, writing, self-hypnosis/meditation, cooking Dislikes: All the BS in the world today (and every other day) Favourite Video Games: Crash Bandicoot, The Legend of Zelda, Pokémon, Spyro/Skylanders, Super Smash Bros. Favourite Cartoons: The Simpsons, Futurama, Pokémon, Danny Phantom, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Favourite Food: Spaghetti bolognese (with extra garlic because it's good for ya!) Drink of choice: Milk... and sometimes lemonade. I don't really care for alcohol. Personality: In a word? Quirky. Sanity: Questionable (which is a nice way of saying I probably need therapy) Sexuality: What's it to you? Other: Brony, gamer, amateur writer (can't you just tell?) F*s Given In Regards To What You Might Think Of Me: NOT MANY, I'll say THAT much! And now for a nice little icebreaker: My Top 25 Crash Bandicoot Characters 1. Nina Cortex 2. Coco Bandicoot 3. Crash Bandicoot 4. Dr. Neo Cortex 5. Uka Uka 6. Nefarious Tropy (N. Tropy) 7. Emperor Velo XXVII 8. Nitrus Brio (N. Brio) 9. Aku Aku 10. Crunch Bandicoot 11. N. Gin 12. Dingodile 13. Evil Twins (Victor & Moritz) 14. Tiny Tiger 15. Norm 16. Geary 17. Yaya Panda 18. Megumi 19. Nitros Oxide 20. N. Trance 21. Tawna 22. Pasadena Opossum 23. Pura 24. Liz 25. Chick Gizzard Lips & Stew Honourable Mentions: Ebenezer Von Clutch Polar Fake Crash Favourite Minions: Lab Assistant Ant Drone Brat Girl Favourite Titans: Scorporilla Ratcicle Spike Grimly Rhinoroller My Favourite Pokémon Shaymin (Sky Forme) Sneasel Weavile |
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Moonchild by EmilyCastrov reviews
White ears prick at the sound of metallic footsteps, and just like that, she's launched herself up to the rooftops. Nefarious' sentry bots stomp forward, their weapons primed to fire. (To celebrate the announcement of RaC: Rift Apart, I have a short exploration on who this new face might be! I doubt it's anything close to accurate, but she really inspired me!)
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12 - Complete
The Customer Is (Not) Always Right by Xandra Fox reviews
Follow the chronicles of Rupin the Gear Peddler as he scams unaware customers, tolerates irritating co-workers, and attempts to conquer his first world problems. Skyward Sword, as told through the eyes of a cynical shopkeeper.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 141,817 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Rupin
Simply Marvelous by ElectricSnowman reviews
After N. Gin quits being Cortex's right-hand-man, Cortex is on the desperate search for a new assistant! The only problem, however, is that nobody wants to work with him because of his egotistical and judgmental attitude. But will one individual rise above the rest? As of now, this story has turned into a montage of one-shots concerning Cortex and his new assistant. [ON HIATUS]
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,058 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/8/2019 - Published: 3/16/2015 - Neo Cortex, Uka Uka, Nina Cortex, OC
Vivian goes to the store to get some instant noodles by TUWAN reviews
It's all in the title, really. Vivian goes to the store to get some instant noodles. Truly a stupid story to both read and write.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,087 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 4/3/2018 - Vivian, Goombella - Complete
How to Make Friends and Curse People by DidoOfTheCurrent reviews
Collab with TheCrampReturns. Toon Link finds himself lonely in the time before all the characters are announced for the new Smash Tournament. However he finds a new friend in a certain witch, who leaves him literally tongue-tied. After all red and green are perfect compliments.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,931 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/8/2018 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Link, Toon Link, Ashley
CUTIE MARK CRUSADER NECROMANCERS, YAY! by Justice4243 reviews
Applebloom wants to see her parents, the Cutie Mark Crusaders want their cutie marks, so they do the the only logical thing and try to raise the dead. Can these three amateur Necromancers pull it off without bringing back something twisted and wrong or a horde of the undead?
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,806 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/14/2017 - Published: 2/8/2014 - Applejack, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Applebloom - Complete
Oblivious by Extreme Light 9 reviews
Crash and Coco are acting weird around Aku-Aku and he can't figure out why.
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Crash Bandicoot, Aku Aku, Coco Bandicoot - Complete
Nothing Too Special by LordLenne reviews
Lucas gets curious about how boxers feel like, and Ness feels the same about briefs. Alone at home for the day, they decide to switch underwear and see if there's a change in their newly formed relationship. Nesscas / NessXLucas. Request fic.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/23/2017 - Ness, Lucas - Complete
The Infinite Loops: A Tale of two Realms by TokoWH reviews
Two separate realms are stuck in a time loop with only a few of the beings living there aware of it happening. Though initially distraught from having to do everything over again and again, soon enough they begin to resort to some interesting ways to blow off steam and keep their sanity. Though no one knows how it happened, only one thing is for certain. Hilarity quickly ensues.
Spyro the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 39 - Words: 391,402 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 3/10/2017 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Spyro, Sparx, Ember, Cynder
The Bond of Aura by AuraChannelerChris reviews
Ch. 15: A Birthday. Lucario finds out that Chris's birthday is coming this September 30th, and there is the promise his parents will come to see him after a long time. He eagerly awaits for the day to come as he learns more about Chris's family history...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 98,636 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 11/11/2016 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Lucario, OC
Selfie by Pseudo Twili reviews
During his quest to save Hyrule, Link finds something even more important than his mission, something that distracts him from the tasks at hand. What is Midna going to do with someone who goofs off as much as he does? (Inspired by the new artwork for TPHD.)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Link, Midna - Complete
Let's Go to the Dog Show by EquinoxWolf reviews
Midna has an idea to make some money and Link absolutely hates it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/9/2015 - Link, Midna - Complete
Romance: Paid in Full by Avarici reviews
Chuckie Finster had long ago realized that his high school experience was going to be less than ideal, but when Angelica is thrown into the mix things only get worse. Trying to avoid her stalker she bribes Chuckie to be her "boyfriend" for two weeks, but the pair quickly learn that their feelings aren't so imaginary.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,132 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Chuckie F., Angelica P.
In The Lair of The Hypno Baron by VGMC reviews
An alternate take on Shantae's fight with the Hypno Baron.
Shantae - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2015 - Shantae - Complete
The Beanish Boy by The Chortling Mermaid reviews
This is the story of Fawful's life, who he meets along the way, and how he came to be where he is now. Starts before M & L: Superstar Saga. I suck at summaries. :p Rated T, just in case.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,972 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Cackletta, Fawful
The Price of Being a Dark Lord by Sauron Gorthaur reviews
Just before Dirk regains his original form after drinking the Essence of Evil, he screams, "Noooo! Not that!" An odd thing to say for a Dark Lord who's been willing to do anything to get his powers back... This is why he said what he did.
Dark Lord, Jamie Thomson - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Dirk L. - Complete
Fun in Hyrule Field by Castiel-Fan reviews
Just a few playful and funny moments Link and Midna share in Hyrule Field :). Curiou? Then feel free to check it out :D
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,749 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2014 - Link, Midna - Complete
A Day in the Life of Termina's Ganondorf by Kirbunny431 reviews
We all know the story of Hyrule's King of Evil, Ganondorf. However, never has been told the tale of his Terminian counterpart. What exactly has this alternate Ganondorf been up to for all this time? Very slightly implied Alt!GanonxOC. One-shot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Ganondorf - Complete
Are You Scared Yet? by ChicFlick97 reviews
Kate manages to convince the Bandicrew to go Trick-or-Treating on mainland Australia and decide to split up. Crash hates Halloween, and Kate plans to change that... And who will be crowned the Halloween King?
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,691 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot - Complete
Odds and Ends by ChicFlick97 reviews
Crash Bandicoot has been given a mission: to protect a young woman. Her DNA is the the rarest and will only work through Cortex's latest invention. It's bad enough with Crash's arrogance, but will he be able to stand her attitude? Or, will love flourish?
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,984 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Crash Bandicoot, Neo Cortex - Complete
Haircut by Mike Prower the Fox reviews
The gang gets to Sunyshore City, and Ash decides to call Misty. Before he can, though, Dawn forces him to get a haircut. How will it turn out? One-shot, first story.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
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From Out Of The Belfry reviews
Friendship Is Magic universe. When a mysterious young stallion takes up residence in Ponyville, Applejack is hesitant to trust him due to his seclusive nature. Her fears are compounded when this stranger befriends Applebloom… and is later seen digging graves in the dead of night!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,972 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/16 - Published: 12/7/2019 - Fluttershy, Applejack, Applebloom, OC
The Most N Usual House Guest reviews
Celebrating CTR Nitro-Fueled. The Bandicoots are surprised when a certain goth girl with metal hands shows up on their doorstep seeking shelter… but not as surprised as she is. Contains sexual innuendo, dark themes and various pop-culture references.
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,498 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 4/4/2019 - Coco Bandicoot, Nina Cortex - Complete
Not Quite Harmony reviews
Behold, my summary of doom! Those miserable do-gooder Skylanders are back in this series of supremely awesome adventures (and misadventures) for the amusement of foolish human fools everywhere! May contain randomness, implied shipping, cheesy humour (possibly involving actual cheese) and other stuff that I, Kaos, wouldn't touch if you paid me! Enjoy, Poser Master!
Skylanders - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 9/22/2018 - OC
Close Encounters Of The Apple Kind
Equestria Girls universe. Late one night, Applejack has a very... out-of-this-world experience, leaving her deeply shaken. Can Twilight and her friends help AJ come to terms with what happened? And what will this all mean for Twilight and AJ? Rated T for disturbing themes and implied TwiJack shipping.
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2019 - Twilight Sparkle, Applejack
Steamed Hays
...But it's a My Little Pony fanfic, and it's obviously grilled. Starlight Glimmer has her hooves full trying to prepare lunch for Twilight Sparkle, and as usual, everything goes to Tartarus (not literally). Friendship Is Magic universe. Inspired by the now infamous Simpsons meme.
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/8/2019 - Twilight Sparkle, Spike, Starlight Glimmer - Complete
A Total Yolk: The N Trance Chronicles reviews
You've seen him on the race track, and now, get ready to follow the (mis)adventures of the egg-shaped master of hypnotism from the Fifth Dimension as he tackles his greatest challenge yet. Contains randomness and LOTS of egg puns! You have been warned.
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2019 - Nitros Oxide, N. Trance, Emperor Velo XXVII
Nebulous Charisma reviews
No longer Sinnoh's beloved Champion, Lucas now works for the allegedly reformed Team Galactic to make ends meet, all the while worried that he might meet HIS end at the hands of his boss, whom there is more to than meets the eye... (I'M A SINNOH FANBOY! DEAL WITH IT!)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,583 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2019 - Published: 2/2/2018 - Lucas/Kouki, Saturn, Weavile/Manyula - Complete
Not Our Neck Of The Woods reviews
When Link's train breaks down on a section of track that's off the beaten path, he and an uneasy Princess Zelda must make the best of a bad situation… by spending a night in the woods. Set after Spirit Tracks.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,346 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 12/3/2016 - Link, Zelda
Eyes reviews
Friendship Is Magic universe. Rainbow Dash is staying at Sweet Apple Acres for the night, but what starts as a typical sleepover soon becomes a frightening experience for our favourite pegasus…
My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2018 - Rainbow Dash, Applejack - Complete
Discord's Disco Dissonance reviews
Friendship Is Magic universe. Discord plans to surprise Fluttershy with a dance party. Unfortunately, she won't be the only one who gets surprised by what the spirit of chaos has in mind... Warning: Contains a LOT of typical Discord humour and spoilers for the 2017 MLP movie!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/24/2018 - Published: 1/20/2018 - Fluttershy, Discord, Tempest Shadow - Complete
Something N Sane This Way Comes reviews
One-shots based on the N. Sane Trilogy that focus on various characters in turn. May include characters from and references to other Crash games. Rated T because you just know it's gonna get weird at points. I mean, it's written by me. And it's Crash Bandicoot.
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/20/2017 - Published: 8/3/2017
Light & Dark: Opposites reviews
Opposites that are inexorably drawn to each other by fate. Whether our favourite dark angel likes it or not, he always manages to end up enduring - and reluctantly enjoying - Pit's company and antics. One-shot. Fluff.
Kid Icarus - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,747 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2017 - Dark Pit, Pit - Complete
Splatoon: Two Worlds Collide reviews
The war between the Inklings and the Octarians has been ongoing since long before the theft of the Great Zap Fish, and still seems to be far from over. When agents of the two warring factors meet outiside of the field of battle, however, something new is created. Something... inkredible. Inkredibly meta, that is. DISCONTINUED
Splatoon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,810 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 5/31/2015 - Inkboy, Inkgirl, OC
Sleeping Rearrangements reviews
It's hard to sleep when your next-door neighbours are self-admittedly obnoxious. It's even harder when you've got a gorgeous hunk of a fox with an attitude sharing your accommodations. Hopps x Wilde. Fluff. One-shot.
Zootopia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/27/2016 - Judy H., Nick W. - Complete
Cower Cubicle reviews
McGee gets his come-uppance after refusing to wear clothes on the campsite. That's really all that needs to be said. I mean, it's McGee. Of course he gets himself landed in hot water... in more ways than one.
Camp Lakebottom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Mcgee, Gretchen - Complete
The Hero's Fortune reviews
Link decides to stop by Astrid's place on the Isle of Ember to have his fortune told and from there, it's just a random, moderately cute story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Link, Linebeck, Astrid - Complete
Memory Mismatch reviews
The sphinx hair really hits the fan when Jake loses his memory, including all knowledge of his dragon powers... Aw, man!
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Complete
Coco's Glasses reviews
Why would Coco need glasses? And how does she feel about wearing them? Rated T for minor swearing.
Crash Bandicoot - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot - Complete
Positively Handy reviews
Link is bothered about something. Can he bring himself to tell Midna? No, it's not what you think. Completely random, but nonetheless funny!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Link, Midna - Complete
