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Joined 05-15-12, id: 4006754, Profile Updated: 08-31-18
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter.

I write works of fan fiction using characters from the Harry Potter world, which is trademarked by J. K. Rowling. All characters used in the stories were created and are owned by J.K. Rowling. I do not claim them as my own, or claim the world they are represented in as my own. The stories I write are invented by me, and are not portrayed or believed to be part of J.K. Rowling's story. These stories are simply for entertainment purposes, and I seek to make no profit from them.


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Let Me Protect You by BarelyAWriter reviews
Dumbledore decides at the start of her fourth year that Hermione will be instrumental in aiding the war effort. Using her time-turner she might just manage to find the time to make his plans work, but she will come to need the guidance from her growing friendship with Snape. Disrupted by a marriage law in her sixth year, how will events unfold? A story with a slow burn romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 92,226 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 10/26/2019 - [Hermione G., Severus S.]
Looks Can Be Deceiving by corvusdraconis reviews
What if Severus Snape had taken Hermione Granger under wing secretly during her time at Hogwarts? What if Draco Malfoy really wasn't the bigot he let everyone think he was? (Follows canon mostly up until the end of GoF, and then detours off into AU territory w/Severus as father figure)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 463,160 - Reviews: 4070 - Favs: 4,001 - Follows: 1,751 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Viktor K.] Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Carpe Diem by Bertie Bott reviews
The future is explained through the past and everything happens for a reason. Hermione becomes an active part of the history she studies so diligently in class. A dream come true, right? Nothing is as it seems...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 38 - Words: 118,855 - Reviews: 2483 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 1,684 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 5/20/2006 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] - Complete
Harry Potter And The Bonds Of Time by Vance McGill reviews
Book 1 of Bonds of Time Saga. After an attack, Harry and Ginny Potter find themselves back in time before Harry's first year at Hogwarts. Stuck in the past with no way back, they decide to change the future for the better. Larger summary inside. Time-Travel, Soul-Bond, AU. H/G, R/Hr! COMPLETE! The sequel "Bonds of Time II: Fighting Fate" is also complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 92 - Words: 449,444 - Reviews: 2363 - Favs: 3,714 - Follows: 2,040 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Plan by kmwilson reviews
"We need someone he can open up to and tell all his secrets to, someone who's on our side and who can tell us everything he says and does." He hesitated. "Hermione, I think you should seduce Draco Malfoy."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,642 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 8/9/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
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The Curse of the Unicorn Blood reviews
"...you will have but a half-life, a cursed life, from the moment the blood touches your lips." - Firenze. Hermione uses unicorn blood from 1st year detention to save Snape from Nagini's attack, causing them both to lead a cursed, half-life. Repeating 4th year at age 17. And what happens to the person who slayed the unicorn? Soul-bond, time travel, and more tropes. Non-canon, AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/9 - [Hermione G., Severus S.]
Not Your Mamma reviews
Children from the future suddenly start showing up at Hogwarts. The teenagers are housed as families until Dumbledore can find a solution. Some teenagers are surprised to learn who they eventually end up with. Hormones, family drama, and a dash of adventure. Can these teens find a way to send their kids back to the future? Primarily a Dramione fic. Other pairings HP/GW, RW/PP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,662 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 9/4/2018 - Published: 8/29/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
The Invisibility Cloak reviews
Hermione comes to the realization that at the time of Dumbledore's death, he was in possession of two Deathly Hallows: the stone and the wand. She decides to travel back in time to make sure Dumbledore has the invisibility cloak too, in the hopes he will survive that night on the Astronomy Tower. But time travel isn't as easy as she thought. Sev/mione. Slow(ish) burn. 6th-7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,919 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 8/29/2018 - Published: 7/28/2017 - [Severus S., Hermione G.]
Oh Mistletoe reviews
Started as a one-shot; now a long story in the works. Hermione and Snape get caught under a mistletoe. Read chapter one, if you're just looking for a quick-fix. Read beyond that to learn the story before and after their fateful kiss. Follows canon timeline.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,928 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/15/2016 - Published: 7/23/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.]
Harry Raises Himself reviews
-Currently rewriting. Follow for future updates.- Harry & Ginny travel through time to 1981. They plan to rewrite history, but nothing ever goes as planned. Read & review! Time travel. Harry/Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,265 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 9/9/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - [Harry P., Ginny W.]
The Reason He Loves Being a Death Eater reviews
"The Official Death Eater Punch Card. He had already gotten nine punches, and if he made it to ten, he would get a free tee shirt. He really wanted that tee shirt." The hilariously immature truth about the 'no girls allowed' club of Death Eaters, and their ever-moldy leader, Voldie. T for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
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