I own none of what I write about in stories!!!!

About me:

Fav. Colors: Black and red.

Name: Melanie Kirkland or my own name.

Fav. Shows: Death Note, Big Bang Theory, 2 and a Half Men, Hetalia, Murdoc Mysteries, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Fav. Pass Time: Reading WikiHow Articles and being a weirdo with my friend.

Fav. Youtube Channels: CrimsonHourCosplay, VendettaCosplay, CinemaSins.

Fav. Food: Peach flavoured carbonated beverage, Salt and Vinegar Chips.

Fav. Book: The Hobbit, Goliath.

Fav. Movie: Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit

I HATE: Anything pink, stupid and annoying things and people.

Age: A number

Fav. Parings:

10. GerIta (Germany x Italy)

9. PruHun (Prussia x Hungary)

8. PruAus (Prussia x Austria)

7. Switzerland x Liechtenstein

6. USUK (America x England)

5. RusAme (Russia x America)

4. FuUK (France x England)

3. RoChu (Russia x China)

2. Germancest (Germany x Prussia)

1. Red-Velvet Pancakes (1p Canada x 2p Canada)

WHAT A KISS MEANS

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"
Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"
Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"
Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"
Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"
Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"
Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means...
Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"
Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"
Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"
Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"
Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"
Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"
Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"
picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--
Dont ask for a kiss, take one
If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
you're definitely in Love.

Friend vs. Best Friend -

(Bold =stuff that would happen or is about me and my friend.)

FRIENDS Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: lunch buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter.
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this!

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

(Bold=me) lots of silly assumptions

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST BE A GOTH OR EMO

I HAVE A LOTS OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST BE FUCKING THEM ALL

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell

I'm from A BAD NEIGHBOURHOOD IN A BIG CITY, so I MUST be a gang banger.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST only hang out with other Christians.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I have GUY FRIENDS WHO ARE GAY, so I MUST be a FAG HAG.

I'm in BAND at school, so I MUST be an ugly loser and a geek.

I get GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm ASSERTIVE, so I MUST be very aggressive and start punching when I don't get my way.

I'm GOOD with a computer, so I MUST be a person who spends too much time on one or has too much time on their hands.

Teachers LIKE me, so I MUST be a goody goody nerd.

I LIKE most of my teachers, so I MUST be a teachers pet.

I DON'T fight with my parents much, so I MUST not think for myself.

I'm a TEENAGE GUY, so I MUST only care about how big a girls boobs are, or how big their ass is instead of their personality.

I'm a TEENAGE GIRL, so I MUST only care about my looks and how guys look at me.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST show them off so I can get guys attention.

I TALK a lot, so I MUST need attention because I feel I don't get enough. (Personally, I just can't keep my damn

mouth shut)

I'm SMART, so I MUST never get a bad grade ever.

I TEST WELL, so I MUST be a brainiac.

I DON'T care what others think of me, so I MUST not take care of myself at all.

I'm not SKINNY, so I MUST be fatter than a cow.

I don't QUIT when the going gets tough, so I MUST be a stubborn little bitch.

I write FANFICTION, so I MUST be over obsessed with whatever I write Fanfiction about.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I'm a YOUNG WRITER, so I must be EMO

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Hello? Manga!)

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak-willed.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

My best friend IS A GUY, so I MUST be in love with him.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED

everything after the so is defiantly wrong about me!

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever told somebody to leave you alone, and then they don't talk to you for the next week or so, copy this to your profile.

Got a problem with me? Solve it!
Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoe!
Can't stand me? Sit down!
Can't face me? Turn around!
Love me? Great!
Hate me? Even better!
Think I'm ugly? Don't look at me!
Don't like my style? Don't like yours!
Don't know me? Don't judge me!
Think you know me? You have NO idea!
I'm me. Hate it? Get over it!

Random Quizzy Thingy

1. Write the name of someone of the opposite sex

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down (DON'T CHEAT)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July.-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

When I did this all the answers were wong odd right.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love gazing out at the stars and the moon, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever run into a wall, or a part of one, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever freaked people out at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile.

If you are weird and proud of it put this on your profile.

If your parents have ever told you that you weren't normal, and are proud of it copy this to your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of those "copy and paste this to your profile"s, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you are an absolute amine freak then copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, then copy this onto your profile, or else that little world will be destroyed by Fanfiction!

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you write your own songs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If fanfiction shut down and you would go insane because of it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

If you don't it will become the opposite.

What a Boyfriend SHOULD do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking?

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.

Random Quizzy Thingy

1. Write the name of someone of the opposite sex

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done? If so, scroll down (DON'T CHEAT)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...

Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.

Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.