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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Hannah Montana, Life With Derek, and Twilight.

Well, I've been around for...a while now and I'm only just getting around to putting up a profile. But what to say? Hm...

My name is Jaclyn even though most people call me Jackie. I would bet that most people wouldn't know how to spell my name. I just graduated from the hell-hole that people call 'high school'. So, maybe it wasn't that bad but I'm glad I've served my time and it's over. Now I'm off to college where I will be eaten up by the masses and masses of people. If I make it out in one piece, I hope to have a degree in Meteorology with a minor in English. If I don't get sucked up by a tornado, I hope to write a novel one day.

My loves are Harry Potter and Twilight. I am obsessive. I have a problem...


Harry Potter:

The wonderful source for my penname. I am a total Harry/Hermione shipper! I will be until I die. That had been my ship since the beginning. I'd rather be delusional than go cannon any day. No offense intended if you ship cannon...unless you have been someone that dissed (yes, I am lame and still use that word) the Pumpkin Pie. In that case...you suck for going cannon!

On top of HHr, I support Ron/Luna. Luna is freaking amazing! She is my idol. I totally dressed up as her for the Deathly Hallows book release. Yeah, my costume was kick-ass. I'm not meant to be blond though...

Anyway, off ships before I get carried away. I'll list later if you care...

I'm am totally a text book case. I never read before I was handed a Harry Potter book. Blame my mom. She made me. My first book (paperback, of course) is currently in two pieces for being read so much. I owe everything that I am right now to the series and J.K. Rowling herself. Without it, I don't think I'd be such an avid reader today. It opened so many doors that I can't image my life without it.


Twilight:

My second love. This time, I blame Michelle. She just wouldn't shut her mouth about the stupid (I don't mean it) vampire that was Edward and his awesomeness (understatement...) that I just had to see what she was talking about...

I finished it in a day.

I have officially converted like...a whole bunch of people. I am so proud. I even managed to get my boyfriend to read it. After all, real men read Twilight...and take four freaking months to get through it! I still don't have it back yet. It's like going through withdrawl. He didn't like the Meadow chapter...he's not very romantic. And if you're reading this, babe...I don't mean it. And if you're not, then I do. I'm just kidding...as always.

But really, how can you not love a book that not only uses words like 'masochistic' and 'irrevocably', but it has caused teenage girls all over America and elsewhere to wish that their boyfriends will one day tell them that they are indeed their "exact brand of heroine". Who doesn't want to hear that? Personally, I'm still waiting for my man to say that to me...

I'm eagerly awaiting the release of Breaking Dawn. I have so many worries/theories that it's not even funny. I'm Team Edward all the way in case you could not tell. Don't get me wrong. I love Jacob. He's real...probably the most real character of the entire series but...Bella and Jacob? Sorry, doesn't work. And yet, the title still scares me somewhat...

I'm just going to stop now...


My Stories:

For Eternity: My baby! It has my full attention right now. I love writing it. I would also love more reviews with construtive critisism...

AU. It is the year 1918. Edward is a seventeen year old protégé on the Grand piano. Nothing can get between him and his music. Well, that’s what he thought before Isabella Swan placed her delicate and adorably clumsy foot in Naperville, Illinois. Now, he is falling hard and fast. The two embark on a wind whirl romance of the ages. But little do they know that something even greater and more deadly is hanging over them.

In case you are curious, I do have songs that I have picked out for Edward's compositions. Also, I have the songs that have been mentioned previously in this story. I will post links to them below if you are interested. I did my best to find ones with Twilight related material to keep you entertained as well. As for Edward's original compositions, I want them to remain secret until the time comes so please be patient!

Chapter 1:

"Moonlight Sonata" Composed by Ludwig van Beethoven

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2cFEHM9yMw&feature=related

"Minute Waltz" Composed by Frédéric Chopin

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kfibWlWeP4

"Romantic Piece No. 1" Composed by Antonin Dvorak

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpETaUEPZpM

Chapter 4:

"Fur Elise" Composed by Ludwig van Beethoven

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n5ZSqMU0Jw

Below are some awesome Twilight videos that I love and listen and watch all the time...

...Because it's an awesome song and I think of Edward whenever I hear it on the radio...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWdrLaHLlMM

...Because this video is so good and it was like MADE for Twilight. It should be Bella's theme song!...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hky4ZnuAwRY&feature=related

...Because it's sad and so true...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kcmNTXP6zg&NR=1

...Because this one has some of the best quotes and I just love the song...

http:///video-detail/twilight-quotes/202672827

Believe

Just a one shot that I did for Life With Derek for the Christmas holiday. It's romantic like everything else...

Of Luck and Hockey

Yet another one shot for Life With Derek that had been rolling around in my mind for like ever.

The Many People We Are

This is a Hannah Montana fic that I started but it currently on hiatus. I am a major Jake Ryan fan if you could not tell. Anyway, I've kind of lost all my inspiration for writing this story since I am currently annoyed with the fact that Jake is not around at the moment. I will finish it one day...

With A Son's Love

This one is a Pirates fic that I did when I did not want to except the bittersweet (more bitter than anything) ending that were given in AWE. I'm really proud of this story. It worked out rather well.

Expect the Unexpected

This one is very vague. I do not give the narrator a name but I was writing it through what seemed to be Neville's eyes. I've always had a soft spot for him. It's kind of random and pointless and it's from quite some time ago but I'm not the kind of person to delete stories so there it is...

Beyond the Horizon

This is a story that I will finish one day when I get over Deathly Hallows. lol. Just joking. There's not much to say about it except that it takes a completely different turn from the actual seventh book.

Ten

I'm not very happy with one. I should get rid of it since I only got one review and it wasn't very nice...

and finally...

Lacking in Sense

This is probably the one story that I had the most fun writing. I loved writing from Ron's perspective because he is just so funny and sometimes all over the place.


UNDER CONSTRUCTION...

(Damn, I need that cool yellow tape to keep people at a safe distance.) Please be careful. This area is extremely messy right now. It was in dire need to repair and it is taking more time than what was initially thought. Watch for the wrecking ball, scaffolding, loose bricks, and falling pieces of a sandwich. Please wear a hard hat if you are brave enough to enter...

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14908 - Favs: 13,197 - Follows: 5,911 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Till Death Do Us Part by Daddy's Little Cannibal reviews
All human. Edward and Bella meet each other at a bar. They get drunk and hit it off. Edward admits that he won’t have sex till marriage. Bella, on a whim, asks Edward to marry her – he agrees. What a shame that Edward doesn't believe in divorce…
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,298 - Reviews: 8057 - Favs: 3,836 - Follows: 3,175 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Bella, Edward
Not So Empty Apartment by whuddahexuppat reviews
They met under the strangest of circumstances. All Human. Canon Pairings.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008
Different for Girls by unoriginal-elizabeth reviews
Since his dad and Nora Brady-Bunched it up, his whole life has felt like a giant game of Six Degrees of Casey McDonald. Dasey, futurefic
Life With Derek - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,549 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 12/13/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7811 - Favs: 9,853 - Follows: 2,823 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Green Eyes by ashlice reviews
We all know that Edward's human eye color was green. What happens when they turn green and irreversible things are reversed? Completely Edward/Bella. Rated T because of mild adult themes.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,990 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/22/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
10 Things I Hate About Potter by LampsAreCool reviews
Passion. Betrayal. Evil twins. Sacrifice. Possession. A COMPLETE SOAP OPERA. Featuring Snape as a shrink, Hermione as a COMPLETE MARY SUE, Draco as a drug addict, and Ron as a insanely jealous assassin. Basically, everyone is trying to kill Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,622 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 4/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sands of Time by OrpheusLives reviews
The Dagger of Time was thought to be just a legend from an old empire, forgotten by time. But is Harry somehow connected to it, and to the prince of a long forgotten empire that once ruled from Greece to India? Full summary inside. NEW CHAPTER UP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,065 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/10/2005 - Published: 8/3/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Patches Make the Fabric Stronger: An Hhr fanfic by zoencomp reviews
HHR Hr turn-round. Trio returns to Hogwarts for their 6th year and face many changes ahead. EX: new character, screeching birthday hats, flying accidents, a visit to Hermione's house, a prom, reckless party & Voldemort's defeat. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,222 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 1/10/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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Something Was Missing reviews
She visited him everything night in her dreams in abeautiful field could not be real. But they shared a connection that was beyond all others. So she made it her mission to find him in her waking hours because she could only be with him when she found him
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,724 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
Notes of a Romance reviews
REVISION OF "FOR ETERNITY". AU. He looked at his future with a one track mind, not noticing the possibilities that were open to him. She blamed herself for a tragedy and cut herself off from her passion. Neither was living live to its fullest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,333 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 12/5/2008 - Bella, Edward
For Eternity reviews
REWRITE NOW POSTED! SEE INSIDE FOR DETAILS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,442 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Edward, Bella
Believe reviews
He didn’t believe in Santa any more. He hadn’t for a long time. He also didn’t believe in the magic that the Christmas season could bring. She felt that she needed to change that. After all, everyone needs something to believe in. DASEY.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,607 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Of Luck and Hockey reviews
Who knew that after all this time all they needed was a little luck and a hockey game for them to discover love? And an extra jersey could only help. Dasey all the way.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,436 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Complete
The Many People We Are reviews
ON HIATUS! Love is difficult as it is. It is even harder when you are confused about yourself. Join Miley and Jake over their years of self discovery: who they are, who they want to be, and who they can become. Full Summary Inside.
Hannah Montana - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/2/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007
With a Son's Love reviews
Major AWE spoilers! The son of the Captain of the Flying Dutchman is losing the love of his life, watching his mother deteriorate, and his sister grow up without her father’s love. He is desperate to make everything right. But how far will he go?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,482 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Expect the Unexpected reviews
oneshot! Someone looks back while visting their friends graves. Not too sure how to create a sum. for this story!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/15/2006 - Complete
Beyond The Horizon reviews
REPOST! In the year 2001, Hermione Granger looks back in time to Bill and Fleur's wedding, the day before Harry left her and Ron behind. Hermione recounts the occurrences of that day and the one after. She comes to find that in spite of Harry's promise,
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Ten reviews
Harry is trapped at Grimald's Place with nowhere else to go. He is trapped in his own mind, forced to relive his Godfather's terrible death over and over again. Hermione tries to help him through it and comes to find that what is bothering Harry is not
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lacking In Sense reviews
A funny little tale that goes inside Ronald Weasley’s psyche. He reflects on Harry and Hermione's new relationship and his lack of sense. Hints of HHr and RL! ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete