Just another girl who likes to write; love playing with words and reading how others use them. Not super proud with my work but I still leave my crappy stuff up here anyway. That said, I'll probably delete Cherry Ice Cream and Broken sometimes in the future. But reading back over my work now, I cringe. The same applies with the stories I used to read and the equally embarrassing reviews I left for them...

Thanks to any readers and reviewers - it's really nice to know that my work is enjoyable.

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write for marijuana.

7. Finish all your sentences with 'in accordance with the Prophecy'.

8. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

9. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

10. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

11. Sing Along At The Opera.

12. Put Mosquito Netting around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

13. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

14. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

15. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

16. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

17. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.