Mayhem O'Malleyhide bio
 Author has written 4 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean. "People are the most interesting at the place where they're most broken." Hello! Here, have a general disclaimer! General Disclaimer: All characters/worlds that I borrow belong to their respective creators and whatever estate or corporation has legal possession of the rights. I am not making any profit. It would be unwise to sue me, as I am a young American, which means I have no money. HOWEVER! Original characters (as in, created by me) found in my stories as well as my plots are my precious, intellectual property, so please don't take them from me. A (Very) Brief Biography: I'm a mid-20s nerd for life. I write plays and (attempt to write) original fiction, mostly YA, sci-fi, and fantasy, but I love fanfiction. It's how I first discovered my voice in writing and I will probably never not write fanfic, even if I take my sweet time doing it. I've finally finished my PotC fic, and my goal is to finish the sequel in a reasonable amount of time. I get sad and discouraged if it seems like no one is reading, so reviews motivate me. *If you follow/favorite my stories, please review them too! I want to know your thoughts!!* You can also motivate me via my Tumblr, where I'm logging my progress and generally rambling, ranting, and sometimes bitching about writing. Current Projects: "The Smuggler and the Scoundrel"-- What happened to Norrington between that hurricane and his appearance in "Dead Man's Chest". COMPLETE!! (After way too long!) "As Propriety Demands"--A POTC AU that completely ignores "Dead Man's Chest". A romantic fluff story about a plain, young woman, her plans to become a governess, and Norrington's disagreement with those plans. "Flying False Colours"-- sequel to "The Smuggler and the Scoundrel" to be set between and during the third installment of POTC, hence, AU-ness will abound. |
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Heavy Lies the Crown by floorcoaster reviews
For seven years, Draco has carried the weight of the world on his shoulders, and just when he thinks he'll be released, something happens that will make him seek help from the last person he could have imagined.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 289,967 - Reviews: 3285 - Favs: 6,312 - Follows: 2,332 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Mothers of the Caribbean by A Magnificent Garden Party reviews
We're having a magnificent garden party and you're invited! This is a Broken Compass forum project, consisting of one-shots, each by a different author about a different character, all inspired by the mothers of our beloved pirate rogues.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,010 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Complete
Official Fanfiction University of the Caribbean by SirenoftheStorm reviews
Classes on nautical terms and language, pirates and piracy, characterization, and historical accuracy will be taught by the characters themselves. Loosely based off Camilla Sandman's OFUM.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 94,557 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Complete
The Way Things Are by A Amelia Black reviews
[FIN] Edmund's story, beginning with the events prior to the evacuation and the Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe, and through the Golden Age. A story set in both our world and Narnia, giving quite a different take on the way things are, were, and will be
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 223,302 - Reviews: 945 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Complete
An Elegy on the Death of Admiral James Norrington by Charlotte Heywood reviews
A short poem that I wrote not long after being scarred for life by the death of my favorite POTC character. Reviews much appreciated.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2007 - James N. - Complete
Can you feel 'nothing' ? by ncis-lady reviews
Spoiler DH! Never thought this day would come so soon. We had no time to say goodbye. How can the world just carry on? I feel so lost when you're not at my side... How does George deal with it? Includes some music by Within Temptation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,857 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/26/2007 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
The Promise of Redemption by a certain slant of light reviews
As he wandered the busy streets, abustle with drunken tomfoolery, he stumbled and muttered to himself, “I am dead.” [NorringtonOC]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,529 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 7/26/2006
Gentleman Pirate by Spacebabie reviews
After an evening with his lieutenants, James Norrington wakes up to find everything is not what should be. The world had turned upside down, him with it. He needs to find the person who can make things right before he is captured by his enemy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,127 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 12/11/2006 - James N. - Complete
The Ring O'Bells by E. S. Young reviews
The former Commodore had not been thinking when he sought out the services of one of Tortuga's many jezebels, the rum having diluted his mind as well as loosened his tongue. An unconventional Whorrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,043 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 9/11/2006 - James N. - Complete
Who's Laughing Now? by lydia the eleventh reviews
OneShot. PostDMC. James Norrington reflects, and dares those who have scorned him to laugh at him now. Mildly angsty, ironic, and snarky.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Complete
The Greater Good by TheShoelessOne reviews
[Post DMC] Norrington confronts the pirate within while on a search for the only man who can help him destroy the heart of Davy Jones. Rating changed for combat, mostly. CHAPTER 13 UP!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,120 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/24/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006
Beneath Your Eyes by Wandering Child reviews
OH HOLD. After DMC. James Norrington stands before the mirror in his bedroom, contemplating everything that has made him a colder, harder man, including the woman that he is now forced to marry, and a decision that will bring him to the world's end...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,571 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006
The Other Side to Fairy Tales by cryptically reviews
[post PotC trilogy, somehow spoilerfree] [some JE] As Elizabeth sails away with Jack, Norrington teaches Will about fairy tales and just who gets to live happily ever after. Angst at the beginning, humour and general goodfeeling at the end.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Complete
The Dark Side of Ambition by thegoldentouch reviews
James Norrington knows it's poison but he'll pick it none the less. [OneShot, DMC.]
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/7/2006 - James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Lament by Amberle Elessedil reviews
...The whole of their adventures in Narnia had taken no time at all...' But for the Narnians, grief lasts a lifetime...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
Masks by Honesty reviews
Sometimes, when a mask slips, it reveals far too much behind it. Elizabeth discovers a little more of Commodore Norrington than she can understand.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2004
A Killer in Me by Mebrireth reviews
Post-ROTK. When a string of murders plague Gondor, suspicions soon turn to a battle-weary Legolas, including his own....reviews and criticism welcome! FINISHED!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 74,357 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/27/2003 - Published: 3/20/2003 - Legolas, Gimli
His Holiness, Captain Sparrow by BethCG reviews
In which one of Jack Sparrow's most egregious crimes is recounted, and we learn the origin of his hair beads.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/23/2003
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3184 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
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Where the Compass Points reviews
A voyage of indeterminate length trapped on a ship with the man she jilted is not what Elizabeth Swann had in mind when she set out on her quest to clear her name and Will's. But James, it turns out, is not the stiff and starched man she thought she knew, and perhaps he never really was. Oneshot. DMC.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,886 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2015 - Elizabeth S., James N., Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC - Complete
Flying False Colours reviews
James has escaped his dishonorable life as a pirate and he is glad to be an Admiral, however much his dreams tell him otherwise. But as Beckett maneuvers to rule the seas, Grace disturbs the calm before the storm...and the truth about her own past isn't far behind. Sequel to The Smuggler and the Scoundrel.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,070 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 8/2/2012 - James N.
The Smuggler and the Scoundrel reviews
Recently disgraced, James Norrington wants nothing more than oblivion, but it's a six month voyage from Tripoli to Tortuga and every voyage has its perils. And this one has a perilous captain. **MAJOR EDITS IN PROGRESS. Please read the version at archiveofourown because it's better than this one right now!**
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,991 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 7/29/2006 - James N.
As Propriety Demands reviews
Rebecca Clarke is fast becoming every woman's nightmare: a spinster.When even her generous dowry fails to draw suitors, she decides to become a governess. Fate, however, has other plans.Pure CotBP, nonDMC. JNOC
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,177 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 12/1/2006 - James N.
