Kankokujinpoi
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Joined 02-08-12, id: 3708103, Profile Updated: 08-21-12
Author has written 37 stories for South Park, and Haikyu/ハイキュー.

"Let me show you what I'm trying to write-"

-Rebelution, Lazy Afternoon

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I Hate You Less Than Usual by K1ngQu1nn reviews
In light of a recent spike in dating, two residents of South Park have struck up a deal. A Not-Quite-Friends With Benefits deal. Provided they can tolerate each other long enough, they might just make it through this sickeningly overbearing Valentine-eque Nightmare. Kenny Craig, with pieces about Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,451 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Some Boys Are Monsters by Eerily reviews
What do you get when you take a love sick puppy and taunt him with all his wildest desires and heated nights of forbidden passion? Why, a monster, of course. At least that's what Tweek has come to believe after confessing his feelings to his taken best friend.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 163,104 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 9/10/2014 - Published: 7/20/2012 - [Craig T., Tweek T.] - Complete
Let It Lie by Ixi-Nox reviews
In a program meant to extract the nightmares from your head, your worst fears come to life in the worst kind of way.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 77,525 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Craig T., Kenny M., Stan M., Wendy Testaburger
Let Me Save You This Time by K1ngQu1nn reviews
"...he didn't think shoe-skating was on his agenda tonight. Or at least he hadn't thought it was until just a moment later when he spotted something on the ice. Something that was a very impractical shade of orange and not moving." Craig finds Kenny in a bad sort and takes it upon himself to help the poor kid out. Rated M for the final chapter.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,301 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Laundry Day by Clover-Reynolds reviews
Craig Tucker has met someone who makes him so happy, so it's time to keep his promises. random slash,Craig/Thomas,Slice of life,Growing up,
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,513 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Craig T., Thomas
Sexual Tension by BattyCore reviews
A collection of Staig! At first they hate each other so much that they can't even be in the same room without trying to kill each other. And then... -A collaborative effort between zombiesanscafe/stan and myself/craig
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 434,684 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/24/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - [Craig T., Stan M.] - Complete
Persnickety by Qindarka reviews
"See? A book. A fictional book. And there are gnomes in here, Tweek, I'll bet you anything, and that just proves they're nothing more than imagination." SLASHish CraigTweek
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,699 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Craig T., Tweek T.
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Running Into You reviews
Kuroo has a bad day. Then he runs into Tsukishima... literally.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/14/2016 - Tetsuro K., Kei T. - Complete
Schooled reviews
Kuroo notices Tsukishima and Akaashi are conveniently busy on Tuesday nights. He assumes the worst.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Tetsuro K., Kei T., Kotaro B., Keiji A. - Complete
Tsukishima's Cat reviews
After four years of dating and three years of living together, Tsukishima Kei is convinced that his boyfriend, Kuroo Tetsurou, is a cat trapped in a human body. He has evidence to back his theory. Three solid pieces of evidence that play in Tsukishima's favor.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/9/2016 - Tetsuro K., Kei T. - Complete
Lessons in Volleyball (and other words containing the letter V) reviews
Arashi Saiko is a new student at Karasuno. She joins the volleyball club as a manager in training. She learns about volleyball, friendship, and even how to let her guard down.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/8/2016
Finding Kenny reviews
In which Kyle's roommate is missing. And there's a handful of parties that he could be at. And two pairs of eyes are better than one.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,366 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 12/14/2015
Internal Audit reviews
Office AU where the boys are being audited. Guess who the auditors are. I think there will be additional pairings if you squint, but will lead to Kurotsuki and Bokuaka eventually.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,061 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/26/2016 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Tetsuro K., Kotaro B., Keiji A., Yaku M.
Love Equation reviews
In which Kageyama asks Tsukishima for advice. This is the first (and most likely only time) I write Kageyama. Bear with me.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Tobio K., Tetsuro K., Kei T., Toru O. - Complete
Potentially reviews
Kuroo feels a tall presence standing over him while he bends down to tie his shoe. A quick glance up and he sees a streak of silver. "What is it, Lev?" "Kuroo-san, what do you think of Tsukishima?"
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/26/2016 - Tetsuro K., Kei T., Lev H. - Complete
Memories Made
Kuroo, Bokuto, and Akaashi get friendship tattoos. Kuroo reflects on old friendships he wishes never ended. This trip to the tattoo parlor might remedy that feeling...
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,130 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2016
Roughin' It reviews
Tsukishima invites Kuroo camping for the weekend. Me thinking that Kuroo, being from Tokyo, hasn't really camped before. Miyagi is more country-like, right? Just go with it, yeah?
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/29/2016
Something Blue reviews
Last installment. In which Akaashi is on his way to the courthouse. Or so he thinks.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Tetsuro K., Kei T., Kotaro B., Keiji A. - Complete
Something New reviews
Next installment, after "Something Old" Where Bokuto doesn't need a wedding to reflect. Just the absence of Akaashi.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2016 - Tetsuro K., Kei T., Kotaro B. - Complete
Something Old reviews
A companion piece to 'Something Borrowed' Another wedding, more reflections, but this time Akaashi doesn't have a relationship of his own...
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/11/2016 - Tetsuro K., Kotaro B., Keiji A. - Complete
False Alarm reviews
In which Tsukishima and Kuroo live in the same apartment building, but never cross paths. A fire alarm in the middle of the night fixes that.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2016 - Tetsuro K., Kei T. - Complete
A trip to the Zoo reviews
In which Kuroo and Bokuto go to the Zoo. They meet zookeepers. That's all I got... story about nothing.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,165 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2016 - Tetsuro K., Kei T., Kotaro B., Keiji A. - Complete
Something Borrowed reviews
Akaashi reflects at his friend's wedding.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,509 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2016 - Tetsuro K., Kei T., Kotaro B., Keiji A. - Complete
Lost and Found reviews
In which Kuroo finds Tsukishima's Mp3 player after training camp.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,516 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/24/2016 - Tetsuro K., Kei T.
What Feelings? reviews
"I'm visiting Yamaguchi this weekend." Five words Kuroo hates hearing. In which Kuroo is jealous, in denial, and devious; all at the same time.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,247 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/20/2016 - Published: 1/14/2016 - Tetsuro K., Kei T. - Complete
For One Day reviews
Tweek Tweak's mommy duties for Token, Kevin, Clyde and Craig will need to be put on hold while a surgery puts him on bed rest. That leaves the other four boys to play Mommy for a Day. Hopefully this will be funny, if not entertaining.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,897 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/14/2015 - Published: 2/7/2014 - Tweek T., Craig T., Clyde D., Token B.
Letter Lovers reviews
Kyle gets a new phone and begins playing a game with a random stranger. Although, Kyle has a theory that this stranger isn't really a stranger at all. Just me trying to get into Kyle's head. If you've ever seen You've Got Mail its kinda like that.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,119 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 10/21/2015 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Craig T., Kyle B. - Complete
Sail reviews
Call this an alternate ending for "Between You and Me" This is the original song I wanted to use, but I ended up switching it to make it... happier? Just needed to get this off my chest really. And to prove I'm not dead here.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Craig T., Kenny M. - Complete
Homecoming reviews
Kenny waits for Craig to come home. Follow his thoughts on the home they've made for their group, the constant search for the other half of their group, his feelings for Craig, and the new world they're living in.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/5/2014 - Kenny M., Craig T.
Between You and Me reviews
Kenny feels alone and tired of his everyday routine. He receives a letter in the mail from Wyoming State Prison. He's not the only one. Craig Tucker has it worse.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,663 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/5/2014 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Kenny M., Craig T.
Stuffing reviews
Kyle is curious about a holiday he doesn't celebrate. More importantly, a certain dish. Craig helps him out.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,006 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Kyle B., Craig T. - Complete
Game
Stan Marsh, Craig Tucker, and a deer meet in the woods. *Shrugs Shoulders* That's all I got.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/17/2013 - Stan M., Craig T.
Bounty reviews
Stan lives a normal life. Clyde and Craig pay an unexpected visit to Stan. They're looking for Kyle, they need collateral. Stan is their collateral. It's about as AU as I will ever get. This could happen in the realm of South Park I suppose.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2013 - Stan M., Craig T., Clyde D.
Breaking Sculptures reviews
A Crack at Croken. Small Ode to the date.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,966 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2013 - Craig T., Token B.
Craig's Cardboard Box reviews
Stan 'meets' a cardboard box. Just a little scene I thought of. Based off of the generic "Imagination Box" theme a lot of cartoons use.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Stan M., Craig T. - Complete
House Hunters reviews
Craig and Kenny go house hunting, simply put. Nice little mind break from LL.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Craig T., Kenny M.
Secrets reviews
Stan feels suffocated by his friends and their secrets. Who can help him see the good side of a secret? First story so uh... yea.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,922 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Stan M., Craig T.
One is Silver, reviews
Kenny feels uncomfortable around his boyfriend's friends. One sub sandwich changes all that. Crenny. Kenny centered really.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Kenny M., Craig T. - Complete
Quitting reviews
Craig/Clyde. One night Clyde nagged Craig to quit smoking thanks to an educational lesson from Kyle. Craig promised he would quit one day. That day is today. Rambling really...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/29/2012 - Craig T., Clyde D. - Complete
The Pet Store reviews
Clyde loves shopping. Craig hates shopping, until he finds a store he doesn't mind walking into. Cryde fluff I suppose...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Clyde D., Craig T. - Complete
Beep reviews
Stan gets a job, he meets a familiar face.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Stan M., Craig T. - Complete
Kyle learns something new reviews
Kyle learns about a holiday he's never celebrated before.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,368 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Kyle B., Craig T.
Easter Sunday reviews
Stan is dragged to Church to celebrate Easter and runs into someone he least expected to see at church. Happy Eastaaa
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Stan M., Craig T. - Complete
I like Blondes reviews
Stan is curious about a certain Blonde boy and his habits, so he makes a late night mission to try to gain some information on the subject. Little does he know someone else is there and trying to gain information of his own.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,069 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 2/21/2012 - Stan M., Tweek T.