Hey, I'm teen who LOVES Fanfic! I love singing, reading, and writing. I am into Glee, NCIS, NCIS LA, Emergency, Harry Potter, WWOP, JAG, Grimm, Once Upon A Time, Blue Bloods, A-Team and too many more to list. My favorite couples would be (Glee) Brittana, Klaine, Faberry, Niff, (NCIS) Tiva, McAbby, Jibbs, (NCIS LA) Densi, Nell/Eric, (HP) Harry/Victor, Drarry (WWOP) Stalex, and (JAG) Mac/Harm.

Found this and couldn't help but post it!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I’m a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork (or used to be).

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling basturd.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a basturd.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.

If you agree with me copy and paste this onto your profile

Authors beware. There are some people on this website that have good and bad author lists. I think this is WRONG!!!! People should not be able to do that. This website is supposed to be somewhere that you can be yourself and not worry about being judged. I want there to be a rule saying that you are not allowed to make those lists. As I said before if you agree paste this onto your profile.

You say Twilight I say Harry Potter You say vampires I say Wizards You say Jacob Black I say Sirius Black You say Sam Uley I say Remus Lupin You say Team Edward I say Team Potter You say Robert Pattison I'll say 'is Cedric Diggory' You think Bella and Edward is the Perfect dream couple? I think thats Lily and James You say Edward I'll say Harry, now SHUT UP! Copy/Paste this if you agree that Harry Rules!

First one

Put your ipod on shuffle...

1. How does the world see you? Outlaws of Love- Adam Lambert

2. Will I have a happy life? Give Me Just One Night (Una Noche)- Nick Lachey (the Sing off)

3. What do my friends really think of me? Fever- Adam Lambert

4. Do people secretly lust after me? Dream On- Delilah (the Sing off)

5. How can I make myself happy? Sure Fire Winners- Adam Lambert

6. What should I do with my life? Chokehold- Adam Lambert

7. What is some good advice for me? Blue Christmas- The Glee Cast

8. How will I be remembered? Medley: Oops!...I Did It Again/Toxic/Hold It Against Me- Pentatonix (the Sing off)

9. What is my signature dancing song? Every Teardrop Is A Waterfall- The Backbeats

10. What do I think my current theme song is? Hey Soul Sister- The Glee Cast

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Born This Way- Lady Gaga

12. What song will play at my funeral? There's a Light (Over at the Frankenstein Place)- The Glee Cast

13. What type of men/women do you like? Alone- The Glee Cast

14. What is my day going to be like? Damn It, Janet- The Glee Cast

15. What will tomorrow bring? We Found Love- The Glee Cast

Here's how it works, put your iPod on shuffle, and answer the following questions with the title of the song that plays.

1. How am I feeling today? Boys, Boys, Boys- Lady Gaga

2. Will I get far in life? Time For Miracles- Adam Lambert

3. What is my best friend’s theme song? Fix You- The Glee Cast

4. What was high school like? Tribal Segment (part of Glam Nation)- Adam Lambert (not in high school yet but decided to answer anyway)

5. What is the best thing about me? So Happy I Could Die- Lady Gaga

6. How was today? Meet My Band (part of Glam Nation)- Adam Lambert

7. What’s in store for this weekend? Teenage Dream- Katy Perry

8. What song describes my parents? Down the Rabbit Hole- Adam Lambert

9. How is my life going? Summer Boy- Lady Gaga

10. What song will they play at my funeral? Monster- The Backbeats

11. How does the world see me? Dog Days Are Over- Pentatonix (the Sing off)

12. What do my friends really think of me? Money Honey- Lady Gaga

13. Do people secretly lust after me? Voodoo- Adam Lambert

14. How can I make myself happy? Christmas Eve With You- The Glee Cast

15. What should I do with my life? Mad World- Street Corner Symphony

16. Will I ever have children? Do You Think I'm Sexy- The Glee Cast

17. What is some good advice? Teenage Dream- The Glee Cast

18. What is my current theme song? If I Were a Boy- The Backbeats

19. What does everyone else think about my current life? Jammin' With Lazer (part of Glam Nation)- Adam Lambert

20. What type of men/women do I like? Silly Love Songs- The Glee Cast

21. Will I Get Married? Sure Fire Winners- Adam Lambert

22. What should I do with my love life? Everything- Street Corner Symphony

23. Where will I live? Music Again- Adam Lambert

24. What will my dying words be? The Edge of Glory- Lady Gaga

25. When I’m having sex I say? Your Love Is My Drug- Pentatonix (the Sing off) (never done it)

26. When I meet a boy/girl for the first time I say? Fireworks- The Backbeats

27. When my parents are angry I say? Shady- Adam Lambert

28. Will I ever get the career I want? Whataya Want from Me- Delilah (the Sing off)

29. What do my colleagues think of me? Sexy and I Know It- The Glee Cast

30. Do I believe in God? Do they Know It's Christmas- The Glee Cast

Second one

Put your ipod on shuffle...

1. How does the world see you? Dance in the Dark- Lady Gaga

2. Will I have a happy life? Flashdance... What a Feeling- Delilah (the Sing Off)

3. What do my friends really think of me? Thinking 'Bout Something- The Backbeats

4. Do people secretly lust after me? How To Love- Delilah (the Sing off)

5. How can I make myself happy? Pick U Up- Adam Lambert

6. What should I do with my life? Alejandro- Lady Gaga

7. What is some good advice for me? Disco Heaven- Lady Gaga

8. How will I be remembered? El Viernes Te Olvido Yo- Allison Iraheta

9. What is my signature dancing song? She Will Be Loved- Maroon 5

10. What do I think my current theme song is? Sweet Transvestite- The Glee Cast

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Underneath- Adam Lambert

12. What song will play at my funeral? Aftermath- Adam Lambert

13. What type of men/women do you like? Music Again- Adam Lambert

14. What is my day going to be like? The Baddest Girl- Pentatonix

15. What will tomorrow bring? Dead Man's Will- Street Corner Symphony

Here's how it works, put your iPod on shuffle, and answer the following questions with the title of the song that plays.

1. How am I feeling today? Whataya Want from Me- Adam Lambert

2. Will I get far in life? Soaked- Adam Lambert

3. What is my best friend’s theme song? Pop Goes The Camera- Adam Lambert

4. What was high school like? Science Fiction Double Feature- The Glee Cast (not in high school yet but decided to answer anyway)

5. What is the best thing about me? Take Back- Adam Lambert

6. How was today? Cryin'- Juilet Simms

7. What’s in store for this weekend? Everything- Street Corner Symphony

8. What song describes my parents? Mad World- Adam Lambert

9. How is my life going? Free Bird- Juliet Simms

10. What song will they play at my funeral? Monster- The Backbeats

11. How does the world see me? Plain Jane- Street Corner Symphony

12. What do my friends really think of me? ET- Pentatonix

13. Do people secretly lust after me? Fever- Adam Lambert

14. How can I make myself happy? Drift Away- Street Corner Symphony

15. What should I do with my life? Money Honey- Lady Gaga

16. Will I ever have children? Just Dance- Lady Gaga

17. What is some good advice? Santa Baby- The Glee Cast

18. What is my current theme song? The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On an Open Fire)- Pentatonix

19. What does everyone else think about my current life? Candles- The Glee Cast

20. What type of men/women do I like? Need You Now- The Backbeats

21. Will I Get Married? Chokehold- Adam Lambert

22. What should I do with my love life? Animal- The Glee Cast

23. Where will I live? Sexy and I Know It- The Glee Cast

24. What will my dying words be? Beat Me Up- Allison Iraheta

25. When I’m having sex I say? Poker Face- Lady Gaga (never done it)

26. When I meet a boy/girl for the first time I say? Judas- Lady Gaga

27. When my parents are angry I say? I Kissed A Girl- Katy Perry

28. Will I ever get the career I want? All I Want for Christmas Is You- The Backbeats & Delilah

29. What do my colleagues think of me? You and I- Lady Gaga

30. Do I believe in God? I Like It Rough- Lady Gaga

Third time

Put your ipod on shuffle...

1. How does the world see you? Judas- Lady Gaga

2. Will I have a happy life? All I Want for Christmas Is You- Glee Cast

3. What do my friends really think of me? Constant Craving- Glee Cast

4. Do people secretly lust after me? Scars- Allison Iraheta

5. How can I make myself happy? Mistletoe- Pentatonix

6. What should I do with my life? Turning On- Adam Lambert

7. What is some good advice for me? Run The World- Glee Cast

8. How will I be remembered? Buenos Aires- Glee Cast

9. What is my signature dancing song? Do They Know It's Christmas Time?- Glee Cast

10. What do I think my current theme song is? You and I/You and I- Glee Cast

11. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Just Dance- Lady Gaga

12. What song will play at my funeral? Creep- Glee Cast

13. What type of men/women do you like? Misery- Maroon 5

14. What is my day going to be like? Just the Wat It Is- Adam Lambert

15. What will tomorrow bring? Smooth Criminal- Glee Cast

Here's how it works, put your iPod on shuffle, and answer the following questions with the title of the song that plays.

1. How am I feeling today? Shout- Glee Cast

2. Will I get far in life? Boys, Boys, Boys- Lady Gaga

3. What is my best friend’s theme song? Moves Like Jagger- Maroon 5

4. What was high school like? Broken Open- Adam Lambert (not in high school yet but decided to answer anyway)

5. What is the best thing about me? Candles- Glee Cast

6. How was today? Music- Adam Lambert

7. What’s in store for this weekend? Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow- Nick Lachey feat. Vocal Point (Sing Off)

8. What song describes my parents? Take Back- Adam Lambert

9. How is my life going? Strut- Adam Lambert

10. What song will they play at my funeral? Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)- Pentatonix, Commited, Nota (Sing Off)

11. How does the world see me? Bye, Bye, Bye/I Want It That Way- Glee Cast

12. What do my friends really think of me? Whataya Want from Me- Delilah (Sing Off)

13. Do people secretly lust after me? Christmas Eve With You- Glee Cast

14. How can I make myself happy? Raise Your Glass- Glee Cast

15. What should I do with my life? Somewhere Only We Know- Glee Cast

16. Will I ever have children? Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)- Dartmouth Aires (Sing Off)

17. What is some good advice? Disco Heaven- Lady Gaga

18. What is my current theme song? All I Want for Christmas Is You- Delilah (Sing Off)

19. What does everyone else think about my current life? Dream On- Delilah (Sing Off)

20. What type of men/women do I like? We're Not Gonna Take It- Dartmouth Aires (Sing Off)

21. Will I Get Married? Fame- Lady Gaga

22. What should I do with my love life? We Are Young- Glee Cast

23. Where will I live? D Is for Dangerous- Allison Iraheta

24. What will my dying words be? Blackbird- Glee Cast

25. When I’m having sex I say? One More Try- Cody Belew (never done it)

26. When I meet a boy/girl for the first time I say? Grenade- Delilah (Sing Off)

27. When my parents are angry I say? Damn It, Janet- Glee Cast

28. Will I ever get the career I want? I Kissed A Girl- Glee Cast If

29. What do my colleagues think of me? I Had You- Adam Lambert

30. Do I believe in God? The Baddest Girl- Pentatonix

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves.

Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.

Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!

Put this in your profile if you are a Pirates of the Caribbean fan!

If you went to save Jack, just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile.

Awesome quotes:

"I'll handle this mate. Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungili!" falls down stairs. "Got it! Come to negotiate have you you slimy git? I've gotta jar of dirt! I've gotta jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it!" -CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow

Jack: "Stop! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade, the RUM!"

Elizabeth: "Yes, the rum is gone."

Jack: "Why is the rum gone!"

Elizabeth: "One, because it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels, two, that smoke signal is over 1000 feet high. The entire royal navy is out looking for me, do you even think that there is the slightest chance that they won't see it?"

Jack: "...But why is the RUM gone?"

Elizabeth: "Just you wait Captain Sparrow, you'll see white sails on that horizon."

Jack: (stalking off, angry.) "Must have been terrible for you to be trapped her Jack, must have been terrible. WELL IT BLOODY IS NOW!" (sees Dauntless in horizon) "There'll be no living with her after this."

"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you have to look out for, cause you never know when they're going to do something, incredibly stupid." -Jack Sparrow

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... -- Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Random:

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion football caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night

Total: 8

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mom for advice.

You consider cheerleading a sport.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the mall.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelry.

Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were in gymnastics/dance?

It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can.

You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.

Like being the star of every thing

Total: 16

PREP

You own a mobile phone.

You own something from Abercrombie.

You own something from Pac sun.

You own something from Hollister.

You own something from American eagle.

You love/like going to the mall.

You own an iPod/MP3 player.

You love Starbucks.

You have been called a brat.

You hate buying things that are on sale.

You have more than one house.

Total: 2

GOTHIC

Black is one of your favourite colors.

You have thought about death.

You wear chains.

You like heavy metal.

You’ve shopped at Hot Topic.

You have worn black lipstick.

Your hair was/is dark (Naturally is)

You dislike preps.

You’re an atheist/ Satanist/agnostic/Pagan/Wiccan.

Total: 3

PUNK

You can skateboard

You’ve worn plaid.

You like Converse.

You hate MTV.

You have/had blue, pink, red, purple, or green hair.

You dislike pink, (with a passion)

You hate/dislike preps.

You wear/wore skateboarding shoes.

Total: 2

GEEK

You love the computer.

You like Harry Potter.

You are supposed to wear glasses/contacts

You get straight A's.

You love/like reading.

You were/are in band.

You don't care what you look like.

You have a curfew.

You always do your homework.

You never miss school unless you're sick.

Total: 5

ATHLETIC

You watch/watched the Super bowl.

You own track shoes or other sports related shoes.

You collect your jerseys.

You have a wall or shelf dedicated to your trophies / awards. You have posters or plaques of famous athletes.

Your garage consists of sports equipment.

You belong/belonged to a school team.

You are going/did go to a sports summer camp.

You have a specific number.

Total: 0

HARDCORE//SCENE

You like loud music.

You love/loved the Ninja Turtles.

You never walk anywhere.

You wear slip-on shoes.

You wear/wore Vans.

You like the band Panic! At the disco.

You wear band t-shirts.

People have called you a freak and meant it.

You love to "hardcore" dance.

Hair has been died more than 1 colour.

Total: 3