j o y tothewild, inc. welcomes you.

updated on Aug 16, 2016. my 19th bd actually (*whispers* no one cares, joy)

just changed my penname.

Now rewriting my PJO fic. (Protogenoi Army) umm, is anyone still reading?

will answer PMs after I've made a real comeback and updated PJO

- currently at the crossroads of life

and probably choosing the wrong road

just for the heck of it

- wanted to include some famous quotes

cause there's enough space to devote

but hey, too lazy to google them

so here ya go with four lines of a "not-a-poem"

- wanted to sound real philosophical too

but too much trouble

so never mind

- late night musings are the best, no?

Mafia's Bad Boy:

All girls love bad boys, except Olivia. She loves nerds. Then, BOOM! She meets the infamous bad boy, Adrian Parker. He's a mafia's child, just like her. The problem? Their moms are best friends, and they've promised their children would get married. Worse problem? The two try to kill each other the first time they meet.

Spoilers:

The door opened and a couple came in. The girl was blond and wore tight silver dress. And the guy…

Adrian Parker!

"Wahhhhh! A ghost! Adrian, I'm so scared!" The girl screamed and threw her arms around him. Just so you know, that I'm-afraid-so-hold-me-please-darling trick was so out!

"Don't scream in my ears. Get off, you're so annoying. Hey, idiot, get out." Adrian pushed her away (He PUSHED her!) and turned to me. He told me to get out…

Son of a bitch! Can't you freaking see I'm holding the cake!?

"You think I want to be here? I so want to get out but I can't!" I shouted.

"I'll count to three. If you don't get out, I'll kick you out myself," Adrian said.

KICK me out? Heavens forbid, he kicks women!

"I can't get out because—Wah!"

I didn't finish my sentence because this freak pushed me to the door. And as soon as my hands stopped holding the table leg, the goddamned cake started to lean down towards Adrian.

"Adrian! The cake!" The blond girl warned him.

Almost immediately, Adrian pulled me back towards the cake. I guess he wanted to make me his shield because he was afraid it would fall down on him… Is this pimp really a man?

Three seconds later, the cake went back to its own post.

I went back to holding the prick.

I still couldn't leave the room.

Thanks a lot.

Read Mafia's Bad Boy at FictionPress!

Protogenoi Army: A Whole New Life SPECIAL

I've written special chapters for Protogenoi Army: A Whole New Life. They aren't posted here, though. That's why they're special.

How to get them? Easy. You just have to review. But your review must end with 5 or 0. These are what I've written.

1. Enemies, or best partners?

Summary: Lucilius and Wilhelmina, the two Generals who always argue with each other, are assigned a mission to catch a famous criminal that has fled to Earth, accompanied by Nevada. Will they succeed or mess up?

KimJoysu's comment; They're all my OCs. I wrote it so that people who miss Annabeth or Camp Half-Blood will see. Or it's just plainly my self-satisfaction.

2. Princess Vivienne Adelaide Encarnacion di Evans

Summary: I used to be a happy girl. I used to smile all the time and cry a lot. I used to think I was the luckiest and happiest girl in the universe. But all of that came to an end after a certain incident—the day I lost everything – Vivian Quella Hidden within the deepest depths of her heart, there lies the memory of her twisted childhood

KimJoysu's comment; Again, this is my OC. It's not that I don't support Percabeth, mind you. It's just that I'm content with all their moments Rick's shown us. So I tried for something different. And bingo. My adorable Vivian came to life. This is just her back story. But they're 20 pages long. Wow.

update: will publish this on Protogenoi Army after rewriting it

3. Rosamund Christina Vanderveer IV (coming soon)

update: currently at 1% as in, abstract ideas at the top of my head.

CURRENTLY APPRECIATING:

- (binge on dat sh*t)

- philosophy (hey, it's my major)

- watercolor, agnescecile (best watercolor, check her out on YT or DeviantArt)

- Youtubers: Pewdiepie (I know how that sounds but idc), Marzia, Onision, Buzzfeed,

Kubz Scouts, How To Cook That, Jimmy Fallon and all them beauty/fashion channels.

- Writing this down as if I think anyone cares but in reality no one cares, but I don't care if nobody cares because I

cared to write this down as an act of caring for my self-interest and not caring about if people care or not, so what it means

is, probably, I don't care if you care and I care not if you care not, yeah?

Uh, thanks for visiting...I guess?