Oh, hai. Why am I bothering? Who cares, no one's reading. Like News 24.

I write fanfiction because... It's something to do. Yeah, really. I just happen to have a crapload of ideas buzzing around, way too much time on my hands, and a mind tainted by years of video games, movies, music and comic books. My mind is a lethal weapon, and is like North Korea. So buckle up, I'm going to spread my message all over this site, just as I have with the rest of the internets. Oh yeah, nothing can stop me now. Ha, I kid. I genuinely like this site and some of it's inhabitants,at least the ones who read my stuff. And given that you are on my page, I take it that you read my stuff. I like you, kid. You'll go real far.

I hear a lot of stuff about "Serious fanfiction." What a load of nonsense. Fanfiction isn't serious, and we should revel in it. Just not to the extent that we use it as a vessel for things that a serbian war criminal would consider depraved. Here's looking at you kid. I know the stuff that goes on in your mind. Does this sound condescending? am I talking to myself? Fuck it.

So I decided to update this profile because my old one seemed a bit self-centered. And yet this one might be a bit pretentious. See, you've gotta take care of one problem before you can move onto another. Thus goes the tree of eternal whatever, or something lke that. I dunno, It's late and I can't type straight, never mind think in a manner that is totally coherent, so... Yep.

But I gotta have something about myself to satisfy my universe-sized ego. so here we go anyway.

I was born in Belfast in Ireland, I don't give a monkey's about education, I do give a monkey's about machines, And I would very much like it if everyone involved in the creation of Sherlock were given a million pounds, because that's what they deserve. Bravo indeed. Now that's enough.

What are you doing still here? Read my stuff! Review my stuff! MAKE ME INTO A GOD.

And apparently I look more and more like Rory Williams every time I wear this shirt. Bah.