Welcome to all the fanfic readers, writers and reviewers!

About Me:

Gender: Female

Age: 18

Appearance: Long brown hair and hazel eyes.

Animes I enjoyed: Fullmetal Alchemist/Brotherhood! Along with:
the Wallflower, D. Gray Man, Soul Eater, Inuyasha, Bleach, Darker than Black, Death Note, DN Angel, Howl's Moving Castle, Vampire knight, Spirited Away, Origin: Spirits of the Past, Ouran High School Host Club, One Piece, Hetalia Axis Powers/World Series, Hell Girl, Shugo Chara, Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji), Fullmetal Panic!, Deadman Wonderland, Loveless, High School of the Dead, Tales of Vesperia, Tales of the Abyss, etc.

I love: Music (Pretty much any kind), Reading, Writing, Talking... :D

I really have no idea what the ratings of stories are meant to be. If you read one of my stories and you think the rating should go either up or down, please let me know. Also, I will make my one-shots full-length stories if people want it to be extended and if I have some ideas for continuing it. xD

I found the world of fan-fiction through... (drum roll) Youtube! Someone made an extremely well done Edxwin amv on youtube, and the person said that their friend had written a full-length story version of the video, and it had a link. I clicked the link and voila! :P Both the story and the vid were called Never Too Late, and the fic was written by ShadowDragon-24. It can be found in my Favorites list.

Random Quotes! :D
"People are like slinkies... they're not very useful but it's fun to watch them fall down the stairs." (Anonymous) [I may be slightly evil! ]

"You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen!"
"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
"We'll never survive!"-"Nonsense, you're only saying that because no-one ever has." (Princess Bride)

"It's been a long time since I've killed anyone. I kind of miss it. Wanna watch?" (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Ed: Get back here!
Al: What are you going to do?!
Ed: ... Nothing!
Al: So why are you chasing me?!
Ed: STOP AND YOU"LL FIND OUT!!
Al: You wouldn't stop if someone was chasing you! I promise I won't get buried again!
Ed: Not unless it's by ME!!!
Al: Ed!
Ed: Arrgghh! (Fullmetal Alchemist)

"Here's another curse for you. May all your bacon burn!"
"She likes my spark!!" *Castle starts running really fast* Calcifer (Howl's Moving Castle)
" 'You who swallowed a falling star, o' heartless man, your heart shall soon be mine.' Well, that can't be good for the table." Howl (Howl's Moving Castle)

Kit: “It’s real basic, Mama. Boy meets girl, meets thing, meets other thing. Boy loses girl, loses other thing, finds thing. Boy loses thing, gets girl, loses thing. Happily ever after…”
Marina: “Basic,’ you said?”
Kit: “Old, old story, Mama. You should see some of these guys’ literature. Shakespeare would have loved it….Just imagine A Midsummer Night’s Dream with twelve extra genders…” A Wizard Alone (Young Wizards series)

"There are occupational hazards to being a god."
"No, I will not move your planet! What do you want to move it for? It's fine right where it is!"
"Go ahead! Panic! Do it now and avoid the June rush! Fear death by water!" Young Wizards series

"Silence is golden, but ductape is silver." (Anonymous)

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

Paste this on your profile if you think you are a writer.

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (Apparently sleep-drying is real).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (Hey, shoplifters everywhere!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's only a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (Wha? Since when?!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (You don't say...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (But that's so complicated!)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...I don't want to know...)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Hey, the Military are humans too!) [Stolen off someone I can't remember]