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Joined Sep 24, 2011, id: 3280390, Profile Updated: Oct 31, 2012
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Halloween 2012 Update: Cattywonkers here! I'm so sorry, I forgot my login and just now recovered it. I'll be writing an apology update to The Wonders of Fanfiction as well as a Halloween special!

Hi, I'm the younger sister and Beta of jakeroo123. I'm helping him with a crossover of Mario and Sonic that takes place in the Sonic Colors game. If you want to read it, here's a link.

In that story, I'm responsible for any of the 'girly' scenes, and most of the female interaction. (For example, when Peach and Amy argue or talk about Sonic/Mario. XD) I also make the majority of 'extra' suggestions for the story. My brother writes the rest, while I do edit some grammar.

Planned or in-progress fics:

Lost in Time: A Phineas and Ferb fanfiction about how Phineas is kidnapped. A group of eight kids, aged 11 to 16, (plus a platypus) have to take on the task of finding him in a journey through time. Are they up to it? And will they make it all out?

The Wonders of Fanfiction: Phineas and Ferb cast discover fanfiction! An OC joins the crew and suggests a lot of fanfictions to them, include Ferbella, Phinabella, and just plain crack. Meanwhile, Doofenshmirtz is taking suggestions on how to be the worst nemesis ever from a book, and somebody hacks Candace's fanfiction account.

Okay, I've decided to put up my 'To-Do List!' In case anybody wants to know how busy I am at the moment. This doesn't include my chapter outlines, though, 'cause that would be spoiling!

Lights: A shameless Ferbella fanfiction.

To-Do List

Chapter 1 for Lost in Time

Phinabella one-shot for PnFfan101 - Christmas theme

Ferbetchen one-shot for PnFfan101 - Christmas theme

Balinger one-shot for PnFfan101 - Christmas theme

Adyford one-shot for PnFfan101 - Christmas theme

Mango one-shot for PnFfan101 - Christmas theme (Milly/Django)

Fanshipping one-shot for PnFfan101 - Christmas theme (Irving/Katie)

I decided to put up some character info for Elodie Hayes, who is to appear in 2 of my fanfictions so far.

Name: Elodie Kiama Hayes

Age: 4 months older than Phineas. (Born November 16)

Gender: Female

Spoken languages: English, Siyan, limited Estonian and Spanish

Friends: Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Baljeet, Buford, (kind of) Candace

Best subject: Organic Chemistry

Favorite subject: Organic Chem (it's a fun subject! Try it out sometime)

Worst subject: History

Birthplace: Cold Lake, Alberta, Canada.

Some history: Her mother was a Siyan native from a small community in Romania. Her father, Allen Hayes, was a photographer and met her mother (Lethi) during one of his photoshoots. She moved to Canada with him and had Elodie. Elodie was born in Cold Lake but moved to Lethbridge when she was 4. She didn't move to Danville until she was almost 11. She was brought up speaking Siyan with her mother and English with her father. Her father went missing when she was 6 years old.

Elodie was always interested in science, so her mother bought her a few chemistry textbooks for sixth graders. When Elodie mastered those, Lethi bought more books until Elodie was pretty well versed in the subject. She didn't lose the enthusiasm when she moved to Danville. Her other interests besides organic chemistry include black holes, dimensions, and physics in general.

Talents: Science, medical things, cooking

Favorite foods: baklava, mango, pumpkin pie, peppermint bark, pizza

Favorite drinks: pumpkin spice latte (most. delicious. thing. EVER.)

Appearance: brown hair, dark brown eyes, a little short...likes wearing turtlenecks/sweaters/sneakers/sometimes shirt-dresses. :D

That's enough on Elodie...

The whole choose 13 character thingy.

1. Isabella

2. Phineas

3. Candace

4. Ferb

5. Elodie (why not?)

6. Baljeet

7. Linda

8. Doof

9. Perry

10. Buford

11. Stacy

12. Norm

13. Vanessa

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Baljeet/Stacy? Have they ever TALKED to each other? xD

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

o_O Well, he's 10...and no. But he's a cute little Ferb, isn't he?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Umm...Norm and Doof...wow...Norm's a robot...and...THE LAWS OF BIOLOGY WOULD FALL APART FOREVER

4.Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes! Perry love forever!

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Phineas and Baljeet? Not really. xD

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Elodie/Perry or Elodie/Buford? Ugh on both, but I guess I'll take E/B.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

Linda...walking in on Phineas making out with Norm? FDKALJFLSDKFJLSJD. LOL. No, that'd never happen. She'd probably think she was hallucinating.

8. Make up a title for a Three/Ten fic.

I Want My Nachos - The romantic story of how Candace gives Buford some nachos she found in the trash. WARNING - immense romantic actions inside.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Isabella/Doof? People in this fandom ARE weird enough for it...

10. Suggest a summary for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Linda finds Norm being sad about not having a father and tells him a story about when Phineas and Candace didn't have a father.

11. If you wrote a songfic about Eight, what song would you choose?

For Doof..? Oh, I dunno.

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Phineas/Baljeet/Norm..."WARNING - this author's head 'sploded on impact with those three words."

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

HAHAHA. Never read one, but I did write one!

14. (1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3) while (13) watched it all and ate popcorn as if it was a movie. Comments?

THIS WAS FAR TOO WEIRD TO POST. But now I have an image of Elodie giving wise, sagely advice while Vanessa eats popcorn.

Now time for a quiz-thingy :D

Fire

] You have a short temper
[x] You often act on your emotions without thinking first
] You are very competitive
] You like to play with fire
[x] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all
] You prefer warm weather over cold weather
] You often lose control over yourself
] You can be quite reckless
] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it
[x] People have often called you insane

3/10

Water
] You have a calm, laid-back personality
] You like to go to the beach
] You rarely get angry
[x] When you do get angry, you know how to control it
] You think before you act.
] You are good at breaking up fights.
]You are a great swimmer.
[x100] You like the rain.
[x] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[x] You are very generous. (so I've been told)

4/10

Earth
] You are physically strong.
[x] You have a close connection with nature.
[x] You don't mind getting dirty.
[x] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
] You could easily survive in the wild
[x] You care about the environment.
[x] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted.
[x] You rarely get depressed.
] You aren't afraid of anything.
] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.

6/10

Air

[x] You have a free spirit.

] You hate rules.

] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.

[x] You hate to be restrained.

[x] You are independent. (Yuppp, but I don't mind having other people around.)

[x] You are quite intelligent.

] You tend to be impatient.

] You are easily distracted.

[x] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.

] You wish you could fly.

4/10

Results:

Earth!

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Race Against Time (Original) by Akozu Heiwa reviews
Alternate Doofenshmirtz decides to poison Phineas in revenge for defeating him. It's a race against the clock for Phineas and the gang to find the antidote before Phineas' summer is over... for good!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,097 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 22 - Updated: Jul 29, 2014 - Published: Sep 30, 2011 - Phineas, Perry
Adventures of Mario & Sonic: Super Mario Colors by jakeroo123 reviews
When Rosalina calls Mario and Luigi to the Observatory to take down a new, unknown foe, they didn't expect to find new friends in a hedgehog and a fox named Sonic and Tails. I own nothing. No pairings.
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 55,018 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 33 - Updated: Nov 26, 2011 - Published: Sep 23, 2011 - Sonic, Mario - Complete
The Kiss by karly05 reviews
Self-explanatory. Every Ferbnessa Fan has a take on this. Here's mine. 100% Angst-Free Romantical Romance.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: Nov 13, 2011 - Ferb, Vanessa - Complete
Toy Trains and Tea by karly05 reviews
Two weeks before moving to America, Ferb overhears a conversation between his Dad and Grandmother. It's awfully mild for a T rating, but I'm vaguely implying something about Ferb's parents, and I want to be safe.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: Nov 9, 2011 - Ferb, Lawence - Complete
For Real by karly05 reviews
Two weeks into her new marriage, Linda Flynn-Fletcher goes down to the kitchen one night for a glass of water. Short 'n' sweet.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 15 - Published: Nov 5, 2011 - Ferb, Linda - Complete
The Sanest Ones Here by sunsetofdoom reviews
... Are the inmates! Jeremy Johnson is a new doctor at the Danville Mental Rehabilitation Center; where he goes on fun and terrifying adventures with the some of the best people he's ever known. Too bad they're the patients.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,114 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 86 - Updated: Apr 21, 2011 - Published: Mar 30, 2011
The Wonders of Fanfiction reviews
Phineas and Ferb disover the world of FanFiction after Candace mentions her Early Evening fanfic. Read along as they read Phinabella, Ferb/OC, and just plain crack! No pairing.
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,712 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: Nov 15, 2011 - Published: Nov 13, 2011 - Phineas, Ferb