"Jack of All Trades; Master of None"

experimental writer / hopeless poet / "intern-kun" / graphic designer / fandom trash / slytherclaw / intp / multilingual / non-binary

"My name is Tsu, and I write horror when I'm supposed to be asleep in bed"

Here's a special treat to all those imbeciles who go around leaving vulgar reviews:
If you think you are the better writer, then why are you incapable of writing a proper review with better vocabulary?

UPDATE: 2020/06/30

Merlin's freaking pants, how long has it been since I last logged into FFnet? A million apologies to those who have been stalking my account and fanfics during my long absence. A lot of things have happened in the past one year... and that's not even counting the current Coronavirus Crisis that plunged the world into chaos and uncertainty.

Looking back at all the shameful stuff I've uploaded to this site so far, it's time I should give them all a big overhaul and update them all with my more polished, much better writing style now. It's a lot of things to rewrite given my rather complicated real-life circumstances, but for now, I'll do my best, one step at a time.

I'll also be updating this profile soon, so... stay tuned, I guess? Heh.

[PENDING UPDATE BELOW THIS LINE]

SHAMELESS ACHIEVEMENTS

"The Houses Competition" Judges' Pick - MoonlightForgotten
- Year 1, Round 6: Inkspiration
- Year 1, Round 9: Thriller Midnight
- Year 2, Round 5: Record of the Last Wizarding War
- Year 4, Round 4: Bill Weasley and the Deathly Dilemma

"The 'Express' Elevator" Contest Winner - Anime Stars
- The "Express" Elevator (feat. LuKaito)

GIFT FICS AND EXCHANGES

- To Dramione Forever: "Winter in the Burrow"
- To Theoretical-Optimist: "Boxception"
- To Suhwa: "One Night in Moscow" / "Brothers Conflict" / "ti-ra-mi-su" / etc

- From 2DaughtersOfAthena: "Hound in the Night"

Portkeys:
FPcom - (fictionpress.com/~kurotsuba)
Twitter - (@ChronoTsu)
Wattpad - (/user/kurotsuba)
AO3 - (/users/kurotsuba)
HPFF - (/viewuser.php?showuid=610052)
Tumblr / Poetry - ()
Gumroad / E-books - (/kurotsuba)

Contests/Competitions/Challenges/Gifts:
- [HP] The Houses Competition ~ Stand-in player. Come and join us!
- [HP] Harry Potter Fanfiction Challenges ~ Various challenges.
- [HP] Hogwarts School ~ Slytherin.
- [HP] The Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition ~ Reserve.
- [HP/Other Fandoms] Gift Giving Extravaganza 2018 ~ 8/8. Requests closed.

Roleplay Forums:
- [HP] Welcome to Hogwarts! (Next-Gen Era, OC-centric)
- [HP/FB] Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (OC-centric)
- [HP] Beauxbatons Academy of Magic (OC-centric)

ONGOING

[Harry Potter] The Butterfly Trilogy (Effects, Fallout, Returns)

"There is no logic to love. Forbidden or not, you don't need a reason to love someone." Rose Weasley hates James Sirius Potter's shameless guts, but she can't get enough of her cousin's infectiously radiating presence... So much so that she begins to question her feelings for someone who is supposed to be a brother figure to her, but doesn't act like one at all. Warning: forbidden relationship - cousincest Rose x James Sirius. Also contains some Scorose.

[Sherlock x Harry Potter] The Curse of the Black Diamond

"When logic meets magic, Sherlock sets out to his most intriguing case yet." A strange client with an even stranger creature on the loose find their way to 221B Baker Street, coming face to face with Dr. John Watson and his eccentric roommate, Sherlock Holmes. With the London Jewelry Roadshow just a few days away, it's up to the quartet to stop the deadly curse of the Black Diamond before the biggest gemstone event of the year turns into an absolute nightmare for both the wizarding world and the Muggle world.

IRREGULAR

[Harry Potter/Fantastic Beasts] A Series of Unrelated Events (Harry Potter, Fantastic Beasts, Gift Fics)

Anthology collections of experimental short stories based on J.K. Rowling's Wizarding World. Be it Scorose fluff, Newt's adventures in Asia, or even Alice Longbottom's insane mind world... brace yourself for a wild read. Most entries are written for FFnet competitions and challenges. All chapters are standalone fics unless otherwise stated.

[Harry Potter/Fantastic Beasts] Babbles of a Poet

A collection of experimental poems based on J.K. Rowling's Wizarding World, covering a wide range of genres, topics, and fandoms. From horror to romance, from Arthurian legends to Vocaloid songs... Come on in and see the magical world in a poetic light. Some entries are written for FFnet competition and challenges. All chapters are standalone poems unless otherwise stated.

[Harry Potter] The Daily Lives of James S. Potter

A series of random short stories giving you nosy Muggles a glimpse into the mundane misadventures of the one and only James Sirius Potter, eldest son of the equally fabulous Harry Potter. Are you ready for some explosive boredom? Most entries are written for FFnet competitions and challenges. All chapters are standalone fics unless otherwise stated.

[Harry Potter] Through the Looking Glass

When Rowling's Wizarding World meets Hemingway's six-word wonders, the result is more than just magical. My personal take on the Harry Potter books in six words.

[Percy Jackson] The Demigod Files: Unheard Prophecies

A collection of dangerous prophecies that no one has ever heard of... Except for the ears of children of minor gods and goddesses, who will be sent away on treacherous quests in order to earn their place in the ever-competitive Camp Half-Blood. All chapters are standalone poems unless otherwise stated.

REWRITING IN PROGRESS

[Infinite Stratos] Sweet Wine

What happens when a drunk Houki confesses her love to a confused Ichika...? Houki/Ichika, two-shot crack fluff. Event happens shortly after anime S01-EP12. Inspired by Kiribou's IS fanfic, Tale of the Orange Bird.

[Infinite Stratos] Wings of the Midnight Sun

Summer vacation's over, and Ichika returns to the IS Academy for the new semester with the usual harem madness from his female schoolmates. However, the arrival of a new teacher is about to wake him up from his dream, to face the harsh reality. What is the terrible truth behind the IS? AU-sequel to the anime only (S01/OVA01). Selective canon at the author's discretion.

[Tsubasa Chronicle x Kingdom Hearts] Wings of Memories

Real!Syaoran and gang arrive in a new dimension, but they are quickly thrown into the strange Castle Oblivion, where they are given a warning by a mysterious figure in a black hood: "To find is to lose, and to lose is to find..." Part 1 of my mega-crossover fanfic project, Tsubasa: Another Chronicle.

[Vocaloid] Colors Beyond the Cracked Window

If I'm to take a leaf out of Lemony Snicket's book: "I am sorry to say that this story you are about to read is extremely unpleasant." What you're about to see are pieces of a jigsaw puzzle that tells the short life of Kaito Shion, a freshman studying at a prestigious art college who was later found to have burned to death in a studio room...

[Vocaloid] The "Express" Elevator (feat. LuKaito)

When Luka and Kaito are stuck in a faulty elevator with a mind of its own, what kind of hilarity will the two get into? LuKaito, crack fluff. Winner of "The 'Express' Elevator" Contest.

ON HOLD

[Harry Potter] Deja Vu

"What goes around, comes around." A series of experimental three-shots featuring special bonds shared between two sides of the spectrum. They are more closely related than they can ever imagine—so close that the bond spans across three generations to complete the circle.

[Spy High] Rider Force

Bond Team may be having issues working together, but they are not the only ones who have problems bonding as a team... Cue in the Rider Team, named after Horowitz's Alex Rider series. AU-parallel to the events in Spy High series 1. Selective canon at the author's discretion.

COMPLETED

[Harry Potter] P.S. From a Secret Admirer

Someone receives a series of short letters from an unknown sender. There is no name, no signature, only beautiful haikus to melt the heart. Whoever the recipient is, whoever the sender is... They are all up to your own interpretation. Written for The Houses Competition Year 1 Round 8.

[Tsubasa Chronicle] Tsubasa: Romance Chronicle

"Even if we repeat this tragic journey once more... The end of the beginning, marks the beginning to everything." A collection of poetic quotes retelling Syaoran's and Sakura's journey in the TRC manga. Written with a touch of originality and my personal take on the original story while drafting my own crossover fanfiction project, Tsubasa: Another Chronicle.

Fandoms are properties of the respective copyright holders—I do not own the canon plot, settings, and characters.
I hold ownership only for my OCs, my creative juice and the time I spent to churn out these fanfic ideas that I am too prideful to throw them away.