Hello everyone I am interested in reading and watching tv lol who would have guessed, Books I read cherub, eragon,artemis fowl, hunger games and a whole bunch more

tv shows are N.C.I.S. and no thats it.

i have recently been getting alot of pm from people complaining about my reviews so i am going to sum it al u before finishing my profile

if i say you are ooc then i mean it i will not complain if you are just having fun then that is why FF is here but if you are trying to write them properley the i will rant

also about me complaining about me saying about lenght now this is not just me wanting more but saying that spend a bit extra time between updates to make it that bit longer keep in mind if you are doing a cliff hanger it does not need to be to long.

finally about me flaming about there writing skill this does not mean i hate you i am just trying to HELP YOU.(also i do not flame unless there is no choice but people say that i do i will try to also point out good things in you writing)

now excusses i here way to often it was my first fanfiction i am happy to see new people trying it and i will allow a bit extra if you say that it is you first but i can not read you mind so you must say it also i will check your other story dates to make sure it is you first.

then there are the people saying who the hell gives you the right to say this and you do not even have you own stories and my answer to that is true i have not gotten around to writing fanfiction it is on my to do list but after reading alot of fanfic and other people opoins on it i can normal tell if it is good or not and what other people will think ( i do not take in to account peole saying wow you are the best ever and similar reviews)

and finally those that say go flame some one else(through not normaly as polite as that)(i do not FLAME) well i am once again trying to HELP YOU listen to me or not that is upto you but bear in mind that i will still rant about you writing and still review because i do not care if you listen or not i a trying to get rubish fanfiction of my areas so i will mabye one day everyone will realise when it is crap and get rid of it(it is my right to dream is it not).

well there is my rant over atleast until i start reviewing again

Ships

Ziva / Abby NCIS

Ziva / jenny NCIS

Ziva / tony NCIS

jenny / gibbs NCIS

Kate / abby NCIS

Holly/Artemis from Artemis fowl

Root/vinyaya from artemis fowl

james/kerry for cherub

arya/eragon from eragon

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are. The olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt!

well that is it for know also if you are lookinng for some great FF storys from the book listed above PM and i will tell you some (take note they will involve people that i ship) also if you PM me about twilight which actuly people are doing then i will be worse then my review because every one in bold I HATE TWILIGHT GOT IT I-H-A-T-E-T-W-I-L-I-G-H-T get it through you thick skulls

If you could read that put it in your profile

Death is hereditary.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with!

"I am sick of people having a near death experience and saying they saw the light. You know what the paramedics do when they first arrive? THEY SHINE A LIGHT IN YOUR EYE! That’s not GOD…it’s a MAGLIGHT!”

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

What ever doesn't kill you, only makes you stronger. Whatever doesn't kill ME, had better run like hell!

In a British University, a final exam question on Business was:"Define what risk is". The shortest answer ever at one word was :"This." The student handed the essay in and got 100.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.

Never judge a book by its movie ever.

Everyone wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

Our sun is one of 100 billion stars in our galaxy. Our galaxy is one of billions of galaxies populating the universe. It would be the height of presumption and stupidity to think that we are the only living things in that enormous immensity.

Imagination is intelligence having fun.

95 of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insanse, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

health teacher told us that "1 out of 3 people who start smoking will eventually die." The other two apparently became immortal

The 'Shippers Oath (Not mine!)

I will hold

true to my pairing

I swear this oath ain't herring

And sometimes to flame another shippers ship

But only if they get me first

Otherwise... LEAVE THEM ALONE

Each shipper to their pairing

Each pairing to their show

May there be many fanfics

So all the world will know

Your pairing is the best

All shippers will try to prove their pair

And if they're motivated

They'll pluck "evidence" from the air

And through all of this

Bold and blue

I am a shipper

Always true

That's it from me!

The Guide to Life (Copy and paste this into your profile, and add your own!)

1. Never tell your secrets to a parrot

2. Never piss off someone who has magical powers

3. Never let somebody who strongly dislikes you dye your hair

4. When in doubt, ask fictional characters from your favorite fandom in your head for advice

5. Never listen to reason

6. Try very hard to keep people guessing

7.leave the world wondering about you

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Fire And Ice

Some say the world will end in fire, Some say in ice. From what I've tasted of desire I hold with those who favour fire. But if it had to perish twice, I think I know enough of hate To say that for destruction ice Is also great And would suffice.

Robert Frost

The Tyger, by William Blake

Tyger Tyger burning bright In the forests of the night, What immortal hand or eye Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies Burnt the fire of thine eyes? On what wings dare he aspire? What the hand dare sieze the fire?

And what shoulder, and what art. Could twist the sinews of thy heart? And when thy heart began to beat, What dread hand? and what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain? In what furnace was thy brain? What the anvil? what dread grasp Dare its deadly terrors clasp?

When the stars threw down their spears, And watered heaven with their tears, Did he smile his work to see? Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

Tyger Tyger burning bright In the forests of the night, What immortal hand or eye Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

When all else fails, use duct tape. Or just use duct tape and not worry about anything else. (life lesson Duct tape is the answer to every Problem)

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

You, you, and you panic. The rest of you follow me.

Lately the only thing keeping me from becoming a serial killer is my dislike for manual labor.

Every woman's legal right to be a bitch.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Just drink it and get it over with! I like this one.

You always get whats coming to you; unless it gets lost in the mail.

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.

If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more

The problem with America (the whole world) is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron. And very easy to PUSH OUT.

If you think things can't get worse, it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. but the gun is but a tool.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.

The real proof there's intelligent life out there because they've never tried to contact us.

I know Karate... And a few other Japanese words!

Some people are like slinkies; useless, but entertaining to watch as they fall down stairs.

If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your fist repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you have TONS of books in your room and think it's odd when people just stare at them, put this on your profile!

If you believe teenagers are sterotyped, put this on your profile!

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

If you could read a 700 page book in a day copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think rap is the most God-awfulest thing to ever be called "music," and that rappers are wanna-be's who are being paid to make fools out of themselves and can't even sing, copy and paste this into your profile.--And always remember. Crap can't be spelled without first spelling rap.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! (reading fanfic on the go and smashed in to it)

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you've ever started singing out loud for no reason known to man copy and paste this in your profile

If your profile is long copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: The Silly Bee, Crazy About Harry Potter, Toe-Jam-Stuff Crazy Psycho Book Freak, TheJadeRaven,lone-grey-koas-wolf

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, blissfulmemories, Misfit Band Geek,Laby Anne Boleyn, Horsie Friend, kiss-her-theta, Crazy Psycho Book Freak, TheJadeRaven,lone-grey-koas-wolf

If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered if you were adopted because of your sibling, copy this into your profile.

If you are a bookworm, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. stateofmind7337, Shadowxwolf, Crazy Psycho Book Freak, TheJadeRaven, lone-grey-koas-wolf

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and throw those lemons back in the face of the person who gave them to you until you get the oranges you originally asked for

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you hear bits off TV shows or Movies in your head but don't know whether its on a nearby TV or not put this on your profile

If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little in a week let alone a year, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you've ever done the above on purpose, put this in your profile, also.

If you think flamers should get a life, put this in your profile.(ths does not inculed me of course)

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this into your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you collect copy and pastes, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you confuse people with big words, then tell them to look it up in the dictionary, but they never do and keep pestering you until you tell them what it means, but didn't tell them, put this on your profile!

If you can easily finish a novel in one day, put this on your profile!

If you've ever wanted to go into a book & strangle the characters for being SO dumb, put this on your profile!

95 of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 yelling "Jump Bitch!"

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your fashion sense is "is it comfortable?", copy this to your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Are You Having a Bad Day?

1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was 80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from the onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten by a killer whale.

2. A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions. After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her with an ax, leaving her with permanent severe brain damage.

3. A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a plank of wood that had been by the back door, breaking his arm in two places. Till that moment he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

4. Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to the slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly the pigs, all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and stampeded trampling the two hapless protesters to death.

AND THE WINNER IS...

5. An Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was killed in the explosion.

See... You're not having such a bad day.

WAYS TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1. Avoid using punctuation

2. Finish all sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

3. Have your co-workers address you as you wrestling name, wolf head.

4. When someone invites you to a party, tell them a week in advance that you can't attend because "you're not in the mood".

5. When you go through a drive through, specify that your order is "to go".

6. When you go out to eat, order a diet water with a serious face.

7. At a store, set all clock radios to a polka station, turn the volume all the way up, then set them to go off all at the same time.

8. At work, switch the coffee in the break room to decaf, then when everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch it to espresso.

9. Decorate your office with mesquito netting and toucans and seashells and play tropical music all day.

At the zoo, exit while screaming, "They're loose, run for your lives!"

MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS:

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong.

7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.

8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. but for the opposite foot

9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. (I have proven this)

13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren’t smart enough to get out of jury duty.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you believe in God, copy this into your profile.

If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (Chocolate? WHO SAID CHOCOLATE?!).

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.

Girl:Slow down, i'm scared.

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl:I love you, slow down.

Guy:Now give me a big hug

She gave him a big hug

Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people

were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the

breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she

loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he

would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile.

now i just think this stupid because you could have A pulled the keys out B stalled the bike or even tried to slide the bike

I'm crazy. So what? If you're crazy and proud, copy this into your profile!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

Seven habits of highly effective pirates

1. Pillage, then burn.2. A Sergeant in motion outranks a Lieutenant who doesn't know what's going on.3. An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody. 4. Close air support covereth a multitude of sins. 5. Close air support and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart. 6. If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it. 7. If the food is good enough the grunts will stop complaining about the incoming fire. 8. Mockery and derision have their place. Usually, it's on the far side of the airlock. 9. Never turn your back on an enemy. 10. Sometimes the only way out is through. . . through the hull. 11. Everything is air-droppable at least once. 12. A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head. 13. Do unto others. 14. "Mad Science" means never stopping to ask "what's the worst thing that could happen?"15. Only you can prevent friendly fire. 16. Your name is in the mouth of others: be sure it has teeth. 17. The longer everything goes according to plan, the bigger the impending disaster. 18. If the officers are leading from in front, watch out for an attack from the rear. 19. The world is richer when you turn enemies into friends, but that's not the same as you being richer. 20. If you're not willing to shell your own position, you're not willing to win. 21. Give a man a fish, feed him for a day. Take his fish away and tell him he's lucky just to be alive, and he'll figure out how to catch another one for you to take tomorrow. 22. If you can see the whites of their eyes, somebody's done something wrong. 23. The company mess and friendly fire should be easier to tell apart. 24. Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a big gun. 25. If the damage you do is covered by a manufacturer's warranty, you didn't do enough damage 26.27. Don't be afraid to be the first to resort to violence. 28. If the price of collateral damage is high enough, you might be able to get paid to bring ammunition home with you. 29. The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less. 30. A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go. 31. Only cheaters prosper. 32.33.34. If you’re leaving scorch-marks, you need a bigger gun. 35. That which does not kill you has made a tactical error. 36. When the going gets tough, the tough call for close air support.
37. There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'I need to reload.' Alternate version: There is no 'overkill.' There is only 'open fire' and 'time to reload.38. Just because it's easy for you doesn't mean it can't be hard on your clients.

Gibbs Rules.

Rule #1: Never let suspects stay together. (Season 1 Episode 1, Mike Franks)

Rule #1: Never screw over your partner. (Season 4, Episode 14, Gibbs)

Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (Season 1, Episode 1, Mike Franks)

Rule #3: Don't believe what you're told. Double check. (Season 1, Episode 1, Mike Franks)

Rule #3: Never be unreachable. (Season 3, Episode 13, Gibbs)

Rule #4: The best way to keep a secret? Keep it to yourself. Second best? Tell one other person, if you must. There is no third best. (Season 4, Episode 11)

Rule #5: You don't waste good. (Season 8, Episode 22)

Rule #6: Never apologize. (Season 7, Episode 12, but referenced previous times without a number attached)

Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie. (Season 1, Episode 23)

Rule #8: Never take anything for granted. (Season 3, Episode 10)

Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife. (Season 1, Episode 13)

Rule #10: Never get personally involved on a case. (Season 7, Episode 21)

Rule #11: When the job is done, walk away. (Season 6, Episode 24)

Rule #12: Never date a coworker. (Season 1, Episode 15, and referenced on other occasions)

Rule #13: Never, ever involve a lawyer. (Season 6, Episode 7; Gibbs is said to have other rules involving lawyers, but according to Tony, this is the "umbrella" one)

Rule #15: Always work as a team. (Season 5, Episode 5)

Rule #16: If someone thinks they have the upper-hand, break it. (Season 8, Episode 24)

Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (Season 3, Episode 4)

Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in interrogation. (Season 4, Episode 10)

Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. (Season 2, Episode 9)

Rule #27: Two ways to follow: First way, they never notice you, Second way, they only notice you. (Season 7, Episode 15)

Rule #35: Always watch the watchers. (Season 8, Episode 22)

Rule #36: If feels like you're being played, you probably are. (Season 9, Episode 1)

Rule #38: Your case, your lead. (Season 6, Episode 16; Season 10, Episode 3)

Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence. (Season 7, Episode 21)

Rule #40: If it seems someone is out to get you, they are. (Season 7, Episode 22)

Rule #42: Never accept an apology from someone who just sucker punched you. (Season 9, Episode 16)

Rule #44: First things first. Hide the women and children. (Season 7, Episode 23)

Rule #45: Gibbs remarks, "Left a mess I've got to clean up," which Tony later comments is basically Rule #45 … clean up your own mess. (Season 7, Episode 24)

Rule #51: Sometimes you're wrong. (Season 7, Episode 24, titled "Rule Fifty-One")

Rule #69: Never trust a woman who doesn't trust her man. (Season 9, Episode 7)

Unwritten Rule: You do what you have to for family.