Oh man, the last time I updated my profile was 2012!! I took a long break from Fanfiction...

Anyway, if you're here it's probably because of the new SYOT I published, so if you're looking for the draft list it's right below. Under that is a bunch of stuff I wrote as a teenager, which I'm not gonna delete because it's cute and reminds me of my youth, but there's no need to slog through it, all the SYOT stuff you want is up here!

Thanks,

Jayfish

Long Way Down: The 148th Hunger Games Draft List

District One Female: Ivelisse Shale, 17
District One Male: Alluvion Scorand, 18

District Two Female: BLOODBATH
District Two Male: Roman Ward, 18

District Three Female: Delta Gigabyte, 16
District Three Male: Techeela Selyck, 17

District Four Female: Starla Rippleen, 16
District Four Male: Jackson "Jax" Brooks, 17

District Five Female: Zippina "Zippy" Sparks, 15
District Five Male: Manny Axelworth, 13

District Six Female: Kara Renault, 18
District Six Male: Tucker Marque, 12

District Seven Female: Jasper Alba, 17
District Seven Male: BLOODBATH

District Eight Female: Flax Newell, 17
District Eight Male: Elliot Sole, 18

District Nine Female: BLOODBATH
District Nine Male: Ichabod Teff, 14

District Ten Female: Elanor "Ellie" Marshall, 12
District Ten Male: Kobe Engle, 16

District Eleven Female: Clover Forney, 16
District Eleven Male: Saege Olyviere, 18

District Twelve Female: Theresa DeWitt, 18
District Twelve Male: Dante Blackthorn, 17

For any new visitors this is where my old profile used to begin! So young, so cute.

Hello! I am the Jayfish, and this is my profile. Below are various sections that are, in some way, relevant. Peruse at your leisure.

About Me is some of the basic, random stuff I'm sure you'd just love to know about me!

In Regards to Fanfiction just talks about stuff I do around the site, and what I may or may not do for you if you ask nicely.

My Fandoms describes the fandoms I'll beta for, and the ones I'll write collaborations and requests for.

Other Sites is a list of other sites I can be found on.

Featured Fic is a fic I'm obsessing over at the moment. Yes, all of my featured fics are AMAZING. I would know. I have good taste. ;)

Collaborations describes any collaborations I've been involved with.

About Me

Pen Name: Jayfish

Real Name: NOT Jayfish. But you can call me Jay.

Gender: Female

Age: Old enough to be on this site, young enough to be paranoid about people knowing my age.

Appearance: Short. Pale white skin. Blue eyes. Brown hair (my friends maintain that it's blonde) that is curly as hell.

Personality: Totally random, probably crazy, and I love to make people laugh.

In Regards to Fanfiction

1. I betaread. I took a break, but now I'm back, so if you need a beta, check out my beta profile. Look at the My Fandoms section below to see what I'll beta for.

2. I will take requests. If you have a fic you want written, I'll take a shot at it. However, if it's longer than a two-shot, I won't do it, so please condense it. Again, look at My Fandoms to see what I'll write for. I accept any topic, including lemons (although I'm not amazing at those), but if the story creeps me out too much, I probably won't do it. PM me and we'll talk about it.

3. I generally don't do fanart for people. This is not because I'm lazy, but because I seriously can't draw. Sorry.

4. Want me to collaborate with you on something? If the story isn't TOO long, I'll probably take a crack at it with you. (Please know how the thing ends, at least.) PM me and we'll chat. (Check My Fandoms for what I write for.)

5. Anything else that you want me to do? Something fun, perhaps? Once more, PM me and we can discuss this hypothetical fun thing.

My Fandoms

Anime: Naruto, Inuyasha, Hetalia- Axis Powers, Fullmetal Alchemist, Dragon Ball Z, Soul Eater, Hellsing, Howl's Moving Castle, Princess Mononoke, Cat Returns, My Neighbor Totoro, Kashimashi: Girl Meets Girl, Porco Rosso, Deltora Quest

Books: Harry Potter, Twilight, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Hunger Games, Chronicles of Narnia, Mortal Instruments, Inheritance Cycle, Artemis Fowl, Redwall, Sisters Grimm, Lord of the Flies, His Dark Materials, Holes, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Inkheart, Devil Wears Prada, Coraline, Ella Enchanted, Infernal Devices, Underland Chronicles, Giver, To Kill a Mockingbird, Leviathan Series, Uglies, Thief Lord, Of Mice and Men, Septimus Heap, City of Ember, Animal Farm, Fahrenheit 451, A Child Called It, Hobbit, Maze Runner Trilogy, Johnny Tremain, A Wrinkle in Time Trilogy, Lady or the Tiger, Land of Elyon, Molly Moon series, Angela's Ashes, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Gamer Girl, I Am the Messenger, Maniac Magee, Esperanza Rising, Outsiders, Truancy Series

Cartoons: Fairly OddParents, Family Guy, South Park, Emperor's New Groove

Comics: Peanuts, Calvin and Hobbes, Bizenghast, Pearls Before Swine, Bone, Gunnerkrigg Court, Slightly Damned

Games: Pokemon, Portal, Neopets, Adventure Quest, Club Penguin, Angry Birds, Temple Run, Amnesia: The Dark Descent

Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Stark Trek: 2009, Inception, Matrix, Alice in Wonderland 2010, Lion King, Titanic, Kung Fu Panda, Sky High, Sherlock Holmes, Avatar, Toy Story, Phantom of the Opera, School of Rock, Beauty and the Beast, Aladdin, Back to the Future, Princess Diaries, Cars, Shrek, Indiana Jones, Ice Age, Peter Pan, Sound of Music, WALL-E, Monsters Inc., Hunchback of Notre Dame, Mary Poppins, Anastasia, Princess Bride, Enchanted, Dirty Dancing, Eragon, Mamma Mia!, The Santa Clause, Planet of the Apes, Godfather, Flushed Away, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves, Sleeping Beauty, Madagascar, Last Unicorn, Cloverfield, Beetlejuice, Ratatouille, Napoleon Dynamite, Schindler's List, Bridge to Terabithia, (500) Days of Summer, Shark Tale, Happy Feet, Blade Runner, Chicken Run, Puss in Boots, Little Miss Sunshine, Lady and the Tramp, Pinocchio, Independence Day, National Lampoon, Nanny McPhee, 13 Going On 30, Harold and Maude, Amadeus, Legally Blonde, Miracle on 34th Street

Plays: Book of Mormon, Into the Woods, Gypsy, Macbeth, West Side Story, South Pacific

TV: House, Bones, Sherlock, Hannah Montana, That '70s Show, Ugly Betty, Monk, 30 Rock, You're Beautiful

Other Sites

Fictionpress: My pen name for Fictionpress is Jayfish, so look me up!

Gaia Online: My account name is Jayefish. Friend me if you want, just add a message so I know you're from this site!

24 Tributes 24 Authors Wiki: I've written the articles for Relk Stein and Roulla Saney. Check them out, edit if you want, leave comments, etc. My name is Jayfish xD, but the likelihood of me answering a message from you is unlikely because I'm still trying to figure out how the messaging works on Wikia...

Skype: My account name is Count Jayfish van Jayfishburg the Second. Add me if you like, just tell me that you're from this site!

Featured Fic

Name: The 13 Games: Luxury
Author: jakey121
Fandom: Hunger Games
Description: The first part to a series of Hunger Games stories. Every District must present 24 tributes to their own Games, before the two victors for each one fight it off in a final Games for the ultimate title of Victor. District One; a place of bloodthirsty careers, and kids with a twist. This is the story of their Games.
MY Description: This SYOT is amazing. The chapters come out frequently but each one leaves you thirsty for more. Jake really explores the characters well, and I understand their emotions and motivations. It kills me that 22 of them have to die, but I'll be reading faithfully until the end because this fic is just so good. The prose and descriptions are vivid, and the foreshadowing and suspense are killer. I can't wait for more!

Collaborations

Tears of Blood: This Hunger Games fanfic is the first 24 author collaboration: 24 authors writing one tribute each. It is the 24th Hunger Games, and I have to say that I think the fic is really quite good. I suppose I'm not being modest here, but it's really great. Plus, we've spawned a whole host of other hopeful 24/24 authors, so I think we've actually managed to start something! I am the author of the District Six male, Relk Stein. Check it out!

Bring Them to Their Knees: The sequel to Tears of Blood has talented new authors, as well as many of the old cast (including myself!) I am writing Roulla Saney, the District Four female. Go read that one too, as I'm sure you'll enjoy it!

Hunters & the Hunted: the 10th Hunger Games: Another lovely 24 author collaboration, I am the author of the District Six male, Daniel LeRoue. The characters in this fic are really intriguing, and the authors are absolutely fabulous. Give it a whirl!

The 16th Hunger Games: This fic is being written by Acereader55 and myself and can be found under Ace's profile. It entails the events of the 16th Hunger Games, and the love and loss that came along with them. All characters were created by us.

Breathe in the Dead: My first collaborative SYOT can be found below! It is being written by myself, jakey121, and Acereader55. The story of the 1st Hunger Games; suffice it to say, this will not be pretty. Only one can win, and none of them even know what they're doing...

A POEM.

"Profile" by Jayfish

I just made this poem to take up some space,
It's gonna be bad, I should prob'ly erase
But I won't, 'cause I'm stubborn and like to deface
My wonderful profile page.

Don't know where I'm going, don't know where I've been
I stole that from somewhere, is stealing a sin?
Whatever, I don't care, I want the phrase in
My wonderful profile page.

Got nothing to say, so I think that I'm done,
I'll see you 'round, folks, God knows it's been fun,
I love this page more than the round setting sun,
My wonderful profile page.