Note: I was previously 0Alykinze0. I got rid of the zeros because I'm a fucking ADULT. No, but seriously, it's me.

Hey all you beautiful readers, it's Aly. I'm nearly 17 and I've been on for over 5 years. I'm a film student who loves movies, depressing music, and stupid shit. Specifically, I have an unhealthy obsession with Trey Parker & Matt Stone, reddit, mozerella sticks, and homosexuality. My favorite movie is Django Unchained, my favorite book is To Kill a Mockingbird, and my favorite artist is Mika. I also love South Park, trashy reality television, Star Wars, and saying the word 'fuck'. I'm addicted to caffeine, but I hate coffee. I hate sloths, radical feminists & circlejerking over irrelevant bullshit that doesn't matter. I wanna fuck Ewan Mcgregor & Chloe Grace Moretz while Tobey McGuire watches in the corner like the creepy fucker he is.

Anyway, that's me in a nutshell. Like I said, I've had this account for a while, so it has its share of old, and oftentimes cringey, stories. I have deleted a fair bit of them, but I have kept some for a variety of reasons. Mostly because one, it may interesting to see how I've grown as an author, and two, because I'm sentimental and want to be able to look back and laugh at how awful I once was. Who knows, maybe you guys will also get a kick out of these. We can laugh at myself together, and maybe we can both get inspired to work on writing better than this pile of horse shit I have here.

Below is a makeshift guide to my current stories, along with the reasons I haven't deleted them yet. Treat it as a general overview of the material that's here.

Aly's Shitty Shit:

Attack of the Killer Fangirls, Adventures in Fast Food, & The Road Trip Chronicles: These are my 3 Vegeta crackfics from DBZ. AKF was the first fanfic I ever wrote, and it is extremely sentimental to me. I remember almost pissing my pants in the bathroom at my middle school when I checked my phone and noticed I got my first ever review - it said "oh my god! tht was hilarious!" and I almost cried from excitement. I was buzzed the rest of the day; I remember checking my phone incessantly and just staring at that review. I hadn't felt that warm in a long time. I can never delete this story for that reason alone. I won't delete the other ones either, for the simple reason that they still make me smile, and I kinda like the little cynical Vegeta I have molded him into. I will probably not be writing anymore Vegeta crackfics, although there is a possibility I might; for now, regard RTC at the last installment in Vegeta's awful life. After that, they all eloped to Europe and bought a little mountain house far, far away from McDonald's and any other malicious corporation that feels like ruining Vegeta's day.

Twilight Rap: Literally just a rap making fun of Twilight. I still like it, and sing it from time to time. Especially after I edited in all the curse words and shit.

What Ciel's Life Has Taught Him, & Who Raped YOU: We're getting into the cringe-worthy stuff. I actually had more Kuroshitsuji fics on here, but I've long since deleted them. I put by far the most work into WCLHTH, so it'd be a shame to delete it. Some chapters aren't awful, but the majority of it is. This story gave me a nice muse in a way; I would always be looking for new 'entries'. I am horrible at updating multi-chaptered fics, however, I was somewhat consistent with this one, which was a huge milestone for me; anyways, I didn't get a huge amount of interest with it, so I eventually tapered off. I'm 99% sure I won't update that story again. As for the rape fanfic, to be totally honest, I think it's hilariously stupid. I don't find it funny anymore, save for a few lines, and was considering deleting it. However, with nearly 50 reviews, this is my most popular fic, so it seemed kinda mean to get rid of it. Plus, it makes me laugh how many people it pissed off - sure, it totally addresses rape ignorantly and puts rape victims in a bad light, but then again, it was a light-hearted beyond-shitty crackfic written by a fucking 13-year-old who didn't know the first thing about social unacceptabilities and crap, and still doesn't. So go fuck yourselves. He was raped by a (spoiler alert!) Santa Clause-eque butler for fuck's sake.

The Ouran Bakery: Frankly, this story is adorable. Probably the only thing on here I can still read and not grimace at. And that's saying something.

Oh Jesus, here we go.

Late Night Monopoly, Fly Above the Flowers, Sweeter Than Morphine, & Beneath Snapping Chains: Sigh...where to start. These were all written in my extreme yaoi-fangirl stage. They are all cheesy, unrealistic, and so utterly saccharine it hurts. Especially FAF, fuck that cheesy piece of shit. BSC is the tiny exception, because I genuinely do like the plot still, and am planning on re-writing it in the future. Heavily. But yeah, just read with caution. Keep in mind I was a horny freshman who had way too much time to fantasize about cartoons. Now I'm a horny senior who has way too much time to fantasize about cartoons. There's a difference. Good luck.

Current Fandoms:

The following are the current fandoms I am writing/willing to write for. If for some odd reason you want to request a fic, totally shoot me a PM! I don't think I've ever gotten a request before, so you'd be the first. Damn.

South Park

Big Hero 6

My Chemical Romance

Ouran

Thanks for visiting, and I sincerely hope you enjoy my fanfics!