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Joined 11-13-02, id: 294292, Profile Updated: 04-28-19
Author has written 25 stories for X-overs, Supernatural, Harry Potter, Stargate: SG-1, Twilight, Doctor Who, Mummy, and Daria.

EDIT 29/4/19

Not dead yet.

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If Lilith seems strange, it's because I was the first here to write her as the next main villian after Azazel snuffed it. Yay!

For those unfamiliar with my Supernatural series:

Supernatural: Cursed takes off seven years after All Hell Breaks Loose. Sam has gone slightly crazy after he was unable to save his brother, Dean has been sent to Hell, and Jo has become an important character.

The stories follow Sam arriving in Jo's city and asking for her help. After leaving everything behind, she goes off with him and faces banshees, Tricksters, subservient ghosts, hunters that want to kill them, the demon Lilith, and a demonised Dean. At the end of Hunted Dean manages to thwart Lilith and gives her no other choice but to return his soul. Each story is an adventure in itself, but the first three are the most closely linked. Eventually Sam and Dean are reunited, and Jo heads off to her mother's new base in Los Angeles.

The Winchesters pick up where they left off, with an evil ghost possessing the girl Regan McNeill, Dean losing his memories, going overseas, Sam ending up in a mental institute, Reapers, psychics, children, and a psychotic succubus.

AU for everything beyond Season Two.

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Saving Grace by girlattherockshow2 reviews
Loki is sent back to Midgard until he can understand how the actions of one man can have consequences that ripple beyond his intentions. He meets Grace, a single mother of a nearly-year old child with a dark past. Can he redeem himself in her eyes when she finds out how his actions caused her current pain? Post-Avengers, pre-Thor 2. Be advised there are triggers here.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 93,646 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 12/2/2013 - [Loki, OC] - Complete
Call Me by Belphegor reviews
Honestly, all she wanted was a fun evening with a rich idiot. She got a bunch of clowns with knives and machine guns and a date who turned out to be neither rich nor an idiot. Ever wondered what happened to Jonathan's date at the beginning of "The Mummy Returns"?
Mummy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2019 - Complete
Life in Reverse by Min Daae reviews
Home is where you make it. Or, the AU where Loki falls to Earth after Thor, wanders around trying to work out what to do with himself, and somehow ends up working for SHIELD. Mostly because supervillains are so plebian.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 136,031 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,516 - Follows: 2,607 - Updated: 4/13/2017 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Loki
Sinspiration by vlora reviews
Trent finds his lyrics have become less and less inspired. Daria finds her stories start to take a rather bleak tone, even by her standards. Creative block sucks, relationships suck, but they soon find if you share it, it's not so bad. Daria/Trent
Daria - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 57,762 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Daria M., Trent L. - Complete
Return of Utgarda by Anastasia T Wolfe reviews
Loki's been sprung, impersonating Odin, and this time the old man doesn't want to deal, and so he sends Loki away. Stripped of his powers and in SHIELD custody with a jailer that can see through his trickery, Loki is really going to hate this. And then suddenly bad guys. This is going to be more fun than a bag full of cats.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 59 - Words: 55,544 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 6/29/2014 - Loki - Complete
The Long Game by not-rude-ginger reviews
Thor is banished, Odin sleeps, and Loki is king. A role he never wanted, but must uphold until Odin wakes. He must ensure his brother is safe, his kingdom avoids war, and his illegal marriage to Crown Princess Sigyn remains a secret, while the universe seems out to break him. Balancing politics, affairs, love and family, this will be the longest game Loki has ever played.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 68 - Words: 327,708 - Reviews: 1146 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 8/25/2012 - [Loki, OC] Thor, Frigga - Complete
A Morbid Taste for Ice by sitehound reviews
Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 39 - Words: 209,006 - Reviews: 2135 - Favs: 2,011 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 5/8/2014 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Loki, Darcy L. - Complete
Remembrance of Things Past by Wynn reviews
The next in the series, after "The Animal Inside" and "The Dog Days are Over." 'Isn't it funny, the way the worlds turn and the fates fall.' During his travels around the world, Loki crosses Victor von Doom, and Natasha must delve into Loki's past as well as her own in order to save them both. On hiatus, possibly to be finished next year.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 206,275 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki
Loki's Dead Again by Sarah1281 reviews
Thor has just broken the news to his friends that, once again, Loki is dead. This time it's definitely true. They have to admit dying in Thor's arms is pretty compelling evidence but how many times does Loki have to die before it sticks?
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 41 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Loki, Volstagg, Sif, Fandral - Complete
Syrgja by Lady Charity reviews
None of this was supposed to happen. SHIELD wasn't supposed to find Thor and Loki on Earth three years after the battle. Loki wasn't supposed to be a silent shadow of who he once was. And the Avengers...weren't ever meant to have to endure the madness that would follow. "Cry, Loki. Cry."
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 262,720 - Reviews: 2691 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 1,256 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Loki - Complete
A Patchwork Of Flesh and Bile by not-rude-ginger reviews
Loki is brought to Odin after the attack on New York, but the Asguardians are not prepared for what he decides to do; tell the truth. Well, Loki's truth at any rate. Warning for descriptions of torture.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Loki - Complete
Loki by thefireplanet reviews
In which Loki is banished instead of Thor, the God of Thunder takes the throne, Asgard falls to war, and the God of Mischief and Lies becomes, well—speechless.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,647 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Loki - Complete
Raising Loki by SkiesOverGideon reviews
Frost giant babies are not the same as Asgardians. Frigga and Odin learn this the hard way.
Thor - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,567 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 232 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Frigga, Loki - Complete
Striptease by Snapjinx reviews
Helen’s breath caught. “Slower, Nikola,” she urged. He growled in a way that only a vampire could, a sultry inhuman noise deep in his throat as he lazily unbuttoned another.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,989 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Nikola T., Helen M. - Complete
The Reason to Stay by Azura Swan reviews
Just as Leah is about to cut her losses and leave Forks to start anew, the unthinkable happens, and a pair of blue eyes have given her a reason to stay. But will everything just fall into place and everyone accept what she had no choice in?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,304 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Leah, Mike - Complete
Got Sonic? by Lady Yueh reviews
Rodney McKay with a sonic screwdriver. Be afraid. Doctor Who/SGA Crossover
Crossover - Doctor Who & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,159 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rodney M. - Complete
Struck by a red burn reviews
She falls asleep with sinking thoughts of the probabilities of her being just another notch on his bedpost.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
Murdoc's greatest hits by AbCarter reviews
A series of Murdoc centered stories. What's it like being not your normal professional killer? rated for violence
MacGyver - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,426 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/9/2007 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Murdoc
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Am I A Grownup Yet? reviews
It was a week before her thirty-fourth birthday when she came to the stunningly bitter realisation that she had become a world-class sell-out.
Daria - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 22 - Words: 98,891 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/13/2019 - Published: 4/29/2019 - [Daria M., Trent L.] Jane L., Tom S. - Complete
The Witches' Library reviews
He would like to state emphatically for the record that none of this was his fault, thank you very much. It was all entirely coincidental. He should know by now that these things have a tendency to snowball. Or, Jonathan doesn't need the O'Connells to find trouble.
Mummy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,216 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 4/28/2019 - Jonathan C., OC - Complete
We Who Remain reviews
Alternate Universe. Donna Noble had the Doctor in her head. She knew that there was going to be no way he would let her keep the knowledge she had gained, even if it didn't kill her. And so the temp from Chiswick did what she does best. She improvised.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,171 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 5/16/2015 - Donna N.
Fractured reviews
What became of the Time Lords and Ladies are now fairy stories. What was left behind of the Last Great Time War were a few remnants, fragments of what was, perhaps some broken souls who had managed to survive despite themselves, alone. Forever.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,816 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 9/15/2011
Sucker For Punishment reviews
Mike Newton would be the first person to say that he has a crap taste in women, and no matter how hard he tries to get away, all roads lead back to Forks. But when he gets warned to stay away from 'her', is it Bella or someone else entirely?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,795 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Mike
What the Twilight Saga has Taught Me reviews
Rather self-explanatory, and written for fun. Flamers will be ignored.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
Stargate: Australia reviews
It's just another night at the pub, and then aliens attack. Can a sassy SAS chick, a child prodigy, a double agent and a man that should have been dead 10,000 years ago beat the alien menace? But will they ever measure up to SG1 anyway? Damn Americans...
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,845 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Complete
Breaking Down reviews
Sequel to Suck This. Ella and Eddie are back for more, struggling through relationship troubles, a side trip to Italy, accidentally starting a war, marriage, and the sudden appearance of a baby. What's the worst that could happen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,810 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete
Suck This reviews
When Ella Swain moves to Fawkes, all she wanted to do was complete highschool. She didn't expect to fall into a war between vampires and vampire hunters. Not to mention the unseen skinwalkers who want everyone off their land...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,299 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Complete
Premonitions reviews
AU. Last in the Cursed series. The storm is no longer coming, it has arrived. Demons and angels are gearing for war. But Lilith is worried. The Black Eden is rising, someone she had though she had left behind herself a long time ago…
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,102 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Nine More Reasons it Sucks to be a NextGen Weasley reviews
ALSO KNOWN AS: Nine *more* reasons why I'm legally changing my name to Drooble, dying my hair purple and moving to Australia where I'll live in a cave and eat small rodents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Nine Reasons it Sucks to be a NextGen Weasley reviews
ALSO KNOWN AS: Why I'm legally changing my name to Drooble, dying my hair purple and moving to Australia where I'll live in a cave and eat small rodents.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
The Adventures of Goldie Locks reviews
Goldie Locks is happy as a typing error that the rest of Make-Believe Land tries to ignore. But when she meets a young wizard named Teddy Lupin, she is thrown headfirst into a battle against the Fan Domain, with the whole of Cannon at stake.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,120 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Teddy L. - Complete
Soothsayer reviews
AU. X in the Cursed series. Dean can't remember anything before the fire, so there are no leads in the case of the missing Winchester. However, the brothers' attention is diverted by the people in town dying a week after visting the local wise woman.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 18,886 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/3/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Hellbound reviews
AU. Sally Wandell was on the trail of the secret to making the Colt. Until someone bumped her off. But finding the last of the Colts is put on the backburner as Sam and Dean attempt to solve the mystery of Harry Turner's doppelganger.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,087 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Complete
My Roommate reviews
Oneshot. A normal girl in a normal town gets her life temporarily shaken up by a very unusual guest.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Complete
Perfect reviews
AU. VIII in the 'Cursed' series. The brothers are on a hunt for the perfect woman. The catch is that she's a succubus, a legendary seductress. Will Sam make a new friend? Can Dean keep his libido in check until they've solved the case?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,473 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Christmas reviews
AU. Seventh in the ‘Cursed’ series. ‘Tis the season, and the Winchesters are back on home territory. Jobs have been slow coming this time of the year, and the brothers decide to take a well earned break. Of course, nothing is ever that simple.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,394 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
Glamis reviews
AU. Sixth story in the 'Cursed' series. The Winchesters go international as the father of a friend contacts them with a job. What case could be so big that it takes them out of America? And will they live to regret it?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,650 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/1/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
Amnesia reviews
AU. Fifth story in the 'Cursed' series. After a botched hunt, one of the Winchesters wakes up in a strange bed in a strange room, no idea who he is or what he does. As the FBI closes in, he has to remember again before he gets himself killed?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,752 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Dean W. - Complete
Reincarnated reviews
AU. IIIV stroy in the 'Cursed' series. The Winchesters have made Jo a deal. After one more hunt they'll take her back to Harvelle's Bar. Now its over and they're heading back to LA. At least, they were until Sam started having dreams about Jessica Moore.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,632 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Hunted reviews
AU. Sequel to ‘Cursed’ & ‘Ghosts’. Sam has been given an impossible mission to raise an army before the demon Lilith attacks. But with the hunters' reluctance to work together, does his small band of followers stand a chance?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,200 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Jo H., Sam W. - Complete
Ghosts reviews
AU. Sequel to 'Cursed'. Sam and Jo are working their second case as a team. Could they have run into a creature that finally defeats them? Meanwhile, an old enemy returns and gives Sam hope that they might be able to save his brother.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,402 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Jo H., Sam W. - Complete
Cursed reviews
AU. Seven years have passed since all hell broke lose. Jo has got several successful gigs under her belt, and life is good. But what's going to happen when a Winchester comes back wanting her help on a case?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,515 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Jo H., Sam W. - Complete
A Cold Day in Hell reviews
The yellow eyed demon would study the hunters attempting to bring him down, and finally came to the conclusion that the only way to stop them would be to crush them from within. His kind would reclaim the land.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,587 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Complete