One uptight Director, a dysfunctional cast of characters, a devious Authoress... Well, you'll just have to see for yourself! SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO'VE NOT SEEN THIS!

PREVIEW - Now that the book has been published, only the first chapter remains on FFN as a preview. What would have happened if Lizzy did not hear the insult "She is tolerable I suppose, but not handsome enough to tempt me" at the Assembly Ball? How does Elizabeth behave when her own pride was not mortified? This AU version explores the possibilities

After three years apart, Sasha returns, and with a child. Spencer must learn to become a responsible father and care for his family, even when things go horribly wrong, he must prove he is capable.

They hook-up, they break-up, then they say, "I love you" WTF! Whattup? Why did it happen and where might it be going? You've read the best. Now read this. Not even iOAR will stop Seddie.

Tired of those over-used, unoriginal story plots? Well, inside is the most hilarious collection of one-shots poking fun at the most cliché Seddie stories ever to appear on Fanfic! Enjoy!

This story begins with the encounter between Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth at Pemberley. I always thought that it was too short before news of Wickham and Lydia interrupted Darcy's hopes of changing Elizabeth's mind about him. We'll see where it goes...

Sam didn't know when she became addicted, but nothing seemed to make sense anymore. Sam ends up digging a hole too deep that she can't get out, and the most unexpected person turns her opnion of love, herself and life around. ALCOHOL ABUSE!seddie

A series of one shots with people texting. Originally "The Beginning"

Set a few weeks after iLost my Mind, Freddie is composing an important e-mail. What's on his mind? How many drafts will it take to get it right? This is the deluxe edition with the final draft and Sam's response. All natural, zero calories.

The iCarly gang are in their senior year at Ridgeway. Sam finds herself growing out of her role as the meat-eating tough girl and wants to be taken more seriously. SPAM.

Pretty much what the title says. Pride & Prejudice in modern times. Light fluff and the glorious fun of insulting Lady Catherine.

A ordinary day one mistake and Carly Sam and Freddie learn what it feels like to lose everything...one shot

What happens when a cast of insanely wonderful characters come together for an interview? Possible insanity. Rated T for any possible suggestive questions.

Sometimes the world she lived in was a little too dark, even for her. So when it was a choice between her shadowed world and Carly's glittering one, it was always going to be an easy choice.

Parodied scenes from Pride and Prejudice. Chapter 1 is Darcy's first proposal. Chapter 2 is Lizzy's confrontation with Lady Catherine at Longbourn.

Like Texting U... This time only a oneshot.

A desperate Wickham, on the run from alarming debts in Meryton, encounters a Miss Bennet at an inn, just as he believes someone has caught up with him. His subsequent actions affect the fates of several, in ways that no one could have foreseen.

Darcy, unsure of how to approach her, decides to force Elizabeth's hand. With her secured for life will he be able to win her over, or are they doomed from the start?

I set out late one night to write a terrible mock Seddie story. This is that story. Whoo, Seddie!

Created out of complete boredom, a humorous summary of the play. Why didn't Hamlet just kill Claudius sooner? SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO HAVE YET TO READ IT!