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Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

hey I am a Lebanese girl, I like to read and to write my favourite pairings are Harry-Hermione, neville-luna, james-lilly. i am not used to writing in english and i prefer french.

Offensively stereotypical nationality quiz.

Note to all reading this, this is not to be taken too seriously. It is just something I'm doing for fun after seeing others on the site undertaking it. I've just decided to jump on the wagon and take part.

B R I T I S H
[X] You drink a lot of tea.(iced)

[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"
[x ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[X] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[X] It's football... not soccer.
Total: 4

A U S T R A L I A N
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[ ] You love a backyard Barbie.
[X] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a Bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian accent.
Total: 1

I T A L I A N
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces. (my 'teta''s sauce) ps:teta is lebanese for granny)
[x ] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[X ] You know Italian songs. notre dame de paris la parola febo
[x ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x ] You speak some Italian.
[ ] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (Pizza, at least.)
[X] You talk a lot with your hands.
Total: 7

S P A N I S H
[ ] You say "member" instead of "remember".
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] You TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[x ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a "puta" is.
[X] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 2

R U S S I A N
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[X] You get short tempered.
[x ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[X] You get cold easily.
[X] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[X] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5

I R I S H
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[X] You have blue or green eyes.
[ ] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3

A F R I C A N - A M E R I C A N
[ ] You say nigganukka casuall.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[X] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
] You can dance.
[ ] You can sing gospel.
Total: 1

A S I A N
[ ] You have slanty-small eyes.
[x ] You like rice a lot.
[ x] You are good at math.
[x ] You have played the piano.
[ x] You have family from Asia.
[x ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ x] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 6

G E R M A N
[X] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[X] You know what Schnitzel is.
[X] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[X] You went to Pre-school. (well, we call it a nursery in this country, but yes)
] You're over 5'2".
Total: 4

C A N A D I A N
[ ] You like play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[x ] You know what poutine is.
[x ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
Total: 2

A M E R I C A N
] You hate foreigners.
] You hate non-Christians. ( my bff is muslim…)
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You have had an abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[X] You think this survey is rather biased. (That IS the point of it...)
Total: 1

B E L G I A N
[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[X] You like french fries.
[X] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[X] You like Belgian waffles.
[x ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x ] You fully realize that your football team sucks.
[x ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[X] You have a lot of comments on your government.
Total: 7

D U T C H
] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x ] You have a cheerful nature.
[X] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at building handy work projects.
] You tend to favour the megalomania.
Total: 2

A R A B
x] You are a patriot.
[x ] You say "Engleezy" instead of "english".(if i don't say anglais)
[x ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.(have a lebanese accent
[ x] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[x ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[x ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.
Total: 6

ok so i am...belgian or italian

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The Last Casualties by muggledad reviews
"Lily, it's him! Take Harry and run!" It began the same way, but ended in a very different way. This change caused life instead of death for many. Life altering changes provide the Power The Dark Lord Knows Not. J/L, H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 386,442 - Reviews: 3139 - Favs: 6,095 - Follows: 6,826 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 2/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., Lily Evans P.]
Caught in the Past by gladz27 reviews
AU. Born, but not raised, in privilege, Harry Potter had everything. But a night with a mysterious woman leaves him wanting. Determined to find the lady behind the mask, he discovers instead a connection from the past neither he nor she could escape.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 162,517 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hermione's Dark Plan by N. Forest reviews
Hermione and her friends are entering their second year. Sequel to Hermione's Dark Secret and Cloud Over Summer. Very AU! Character death. How will the purebloods deal with a diary and students being frozen left and right? And with Lockhart teaching them?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,006 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Hermione G.
Dark Lord Harry Potter by ijedi reviews
Lily Evans joined Voldemort 11 years ago. Now Voldemort has vanished. Harry is creating his own version of Death Eaters. H/HR. Silver Trio: Harry, Hermione, Draco. Dark Lord Harry Potter, Dark Lady Hermione Granger
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,374 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Magic and Mockingjays by LilEmber reviews
What would have happened if the Death Eaters had won the Second Wizarding War? What would have happened if the Capitol had crushed the rebellion? Read to find out
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Hermione G., Katniss E.
The Father of the Bride's Speech by sprinter1988 reviews
A speech I think would have been made at Hermione's wedding to Ron. H/Hr ending. Ron and general Weasley bashing. Based on Rowan Atkinson's one-man show sketch. Oneshot. AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 274 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Dr. Granger, Hermione G. - Complete
Simple and Clean by DigiFruit reviews
Trelawney never made the prophecy, Voldemort was never defeated on Halloween of 1981, Britain has fallen into darkness, and Harry Potter is just another no-name soldier trying to smuggle a certain Muggleborn witch out of Death Eater territory
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,087 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 353 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sanctuary by DigiFruit reviews
After Harry nicks a Time-Turner in order to save Sirius, reality starts shifting around him. One day, he's not the Boy Who Lived, and the next, magic doesn't even exist. So Harry, being the only one aware of it, sets out to find out what went wrong
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,594 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,199 - Follows: 290 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lily Potter and the Worst Holiday by bobsaqqara reviews
AU Sixteen years to the day after her first born son was murdered, Professor Lily Potter must deal with the arrival of six unknown people. Post OotP. Reedited and reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,439 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 7,703 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 12/2/2005 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Lily Evans P., Harry P. - Complete
Mage by Cataclysmic reviews
AU: no OoTP events will be included. The final battle has been fought and won, but what is there left for Harry, Dumbledores final gift to the child that was the son he never had. Alternate Universe, well sort of...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 63,432 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
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fate's meddling reviews
AU!fate has decided to chanfe what she has written for the potters, that's why she sent two lebanese kids from an universe where the harry potter books are muggle fiction into the marauder's era. but what happens when she also sends harry and hermione there? HHR JPLE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
in the past to change reviews
harry and hermione go back in time to change history while they teach dada. TIME TRAVEL! POWERFUL HARRY AND HERMIONE! SUPER HARRY AND HERMIONE! HARRY/HERMIONE H/HHR HARMONY FIC! JAMES/LILLY, SIRIUS/OC, JP/LE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
a genius at hogwart reviews
adopted from thenewestmarauder!Ravenclaw/Harry. Before Hogwarts Harry and Vernon come to an agreement giving Harry a chance to grow into a genius and prodigy. Eventually Harry/Hermione. Main changes will be homelife and Hogwarts curicullum.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,210 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 106 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
challenge chamber of secret
it is my first challenge hope you will take it it is for harry and hermione lovers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.