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![]() Author has written 5 stories for Supernatural. .First off, to say what I like... I like Harry Potter, Supernatural, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Death Note, Bones, Smallville(not so much since Lana left), Inuyasha, Code Geass, Four Brrothers(Garret Hedlund, nnnngh) etc. I support... Harry/Ron, Geoge/Fred, Sirius/Remus, Harry/Oliver(Wood), Harry/Fred or/and George, Harry/Charlie, Wincest (AKA Sam/Dean) , Sam/Gabriel, Dean/Castiel, Naruto/Gaara, Sasuke/Naruto, Kiba/Shakmaru, Shikamaru/Inuyasha, Kiba/Naruto, Kakashi/Naruto, Naruto/Iruka, Kakashi/Iruka Anything with either Momiji, Kyo, or sometimes Tohru, Anything with N or L... Hyynnnnng, Bones/Booth, Zack/Hodgins, Booth/Zack, Clark/Lex, Clark/Lana, Kagome/Inuyasha, etc. Bobby/Jack I don't really DESPISE any pairings... too much. But I HATE Sakura!!!! Okay, how to put this into a couple paragraphs... (Not really. This is long as fuck...) Music Junkie, Book Addict, Writer Syndrom, I go through withdrawl symptoms without my show Supernatural. Nothing else seems to interest me anymore, and THAT scares me. Lol. I gots shoulder length dark brown hair that get light in the summer. In the sun in the winter it has some red and gold in it. I have normal bangs. I have eyes that change color according to my emotions, otherwise simply put as "Hazel". I usually look down because people always knowing my emotions, especially when they don't even really know me annoys the living hell out of me! And trust me, no one really knows me... Awwh Crap, there I go again, spewing my problems onto the Internet so my craziness can spread :L. I used to have freckles on my nose, but they're very very faint now. I bite my nails, but it doesn't look like it. I may be young, but I bet I'm smarter than you're Granny. I'm 60% Sicilian (Italian), 35% Irish, 5% Scottish. I'm NOT a guidette, I think they're sluts. But I do enjoy the show Jersey Shore. I love most anime, even though I have no idea what's going on half the time. The first anime I saw was when I was about 5 and it was Spirited Away. I've had dreams about it ever since. I do believe in paranormal and ghosties, but the juries still out on unicorns. I love Gir and don't despise Zim. I'm not emo, but I'm not prep. I'm not depressed, but I'm not happy. I'm a virgin, by choice believe it or not. I'd like to have SOME sorta virtue intact... Even if some of my writing is *coughs* smutty... I'M. A. BI-POLAR. BEAR. HEAR ME ROAR. RAAAAAAWR! I just said something to you in bear/dino! Yes, they speak the same language. ^.^ I'm not really bi-polar to my knowledge, I'm female and human; once more to my knowledge, and I have had more near-death experiences than I have bones. I'm wacky, hyper, upbeat, and my mood is constantly different. Who needs drugs? I'm high offa life! :) Oh and my favorite quotes include: "Quit, don't quit. Noodles, no noodles. You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There's a saying, "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but TODAY is a gift. That is why it is called the present." " - Master Oogway, Kung Fu Panda "People don't just disappear Dean, other people just stop looking for them." - Sam Winchester, Supernatural Season 1 Episode 3 Dead In The Water "Demons I get. People are just crazy." - Dean Winchester, Supernatural Season 1 Episode 15 The Benders "Learning to fly is throwing yourself at the ground and missing." - Unknown "You can't spell slaughter without laughter." - Unknown "Hey ASSBUTT!" *Throws bottle of Holy Fire at Micheal/Adam and he esplodes!!* "Assbutt?" "Did you just molatov my brother with Holy Fire?" "Uhh... No?" "No one dicks with Micheal, but me!" *SNAP - CASTIEL ESPLODES!!* - Castiel, then Dean, then Samifer, then Castiel, then Samifer, then what Samifer does to Castiel, Supernatural Season 5 Episode 22 Swan Song And sum other stuff like, " What noise does a moose/bear make?" or "Norwhale." OR "Oh, hey! You were standing sideways, I didn't see you there!" Or, "OMG BETHY!!! Don't go over there, you could fall in a crack!!!" or "Don't go pukin' on me now, or I'll kick your ass!" Or when this bitch touched my shoulder in gym, I feel to the floor and gave it Nicole germs... Or when I was pissed at tha girl and kicked a dumpster outside and a teacher came over and goes, "Why is there a dent in the dumpster?" I grabbed my leg and fell to te cement *ouch* and went, "I... fell. And it hurt... really bad. SssssAHHHH *Like Family Guy* " Just some tidebits about me - My birth certificate says DECEASED at the bottom I broke my foot when I was 2... on Christmas... by jumping off a bed and then jamming my foot into a too small pink cowgirl boot... I've gotten 16 stitched on my arm and it looked like I tried to kill myself, but I didn't. I fell on a metal dog cage and a flint split it open... Owww I've broken toes and fingers... I've got too many scars to count. I went to Florida when I was 6 and I got 2nd degree burn on my body, my face swelled up and I looked like a red chinese person. Had to have ice on my face for 2 hours before I could open my eyes. The worst part was the peeling and when my sister would slap me in the face... I have been made to run into walls, eat sand, and smell/massage her feet all by my older sister who is a major slut bitchatron, but I still love her so I do it anyway... I've recently started standing up to my mom. I've been grounded once!!! For a day... I'm anti-social and the most awkward person EVER if I wanna be! ~1st sign of a serial killer~ SHUTUP VOICE!!! What, you don't have one? I have nightmares every night... It's terrible. Ever since I was 6... Animals seem to gravitate towards me... and the only animal that has ever intentionally hurt me actually saved my life ^.^ It bit me in the butt and kept me from running into the road. I havva scar! I have awesome senses, even if I'm clumsy. When my eyes are closed, I can feel when something is approaching or close to me. I've loved wolves since I was born, since before all this Twilight bull!(But Taylor Lautner, nnnng. I loved him even in Sharkboy and Lavagirl :)) I've been told by so many people I'm an "Old Soul" or whatever. My mom said that in a past life I was an Indian named, "Yellow Butterfly." Yeah, riiiiight! That's why I'm white as fuck and not even Indian!!! My favorite color has always been yellow and my fav number has always been 14. I hate my mom currently and I'm bitter against my dad, but since I'm the kind of person that suffers on the inside and is really not the kind of person that's EVER touchy feely emotionally crap they don't and most likely never will know that. I've contemplated running away since I was 6. I've dreamed out entire days and everything I dreamed happens. And that scares me since I have nightmares every night... I haven't cried in God knows how long, truly cried and not just a tear or something held back. I'm not the typical teenager... Sometimes, my mind scares me. I get lost in terrifying daydreams and play it off by being happy and quirky when it's acutally killing me on the inside. SO I lie about it, and that makes me sick whenever I lie. SO I am perpetually sick... COPY AND PASTE When you sit through bad movies just to see one of the SPN guys. You have gotten your co-workers/friends addicted to the show You can't listen to "Eye of the Tiger" anymore without cracking up If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy this into your profile If you cried during any given Supernatural episode, copy this onto your profile(Heart, Possessed!Bobby, yelling at Sam, Dean's confessions about hell, Dean crying when Sam is yelling for him when he is going through detox, Dean telling Mary not to go into the nursery on the night she dies, any time Dean or Sam cries really! ) If you have actually considered getting an Impala for your first car, copy this to your profile(I REALLY REALLY WANT ONE!) If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes absolutely have to write something, copy this to your profile. Jensen Ackles is the sexiest man alive. If this is true, copy this onto your profile. Jensen Ackles is the best actor alive. If this is true, copy this onto your profile Jared Padalecki is the sexiest man alive. If this is true, copy this onto your profile Jared Padalecki is the best actor alive. If this is true, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever written something, loved it, but then next time you read it you hate it and completely rip it apart and completely rewrote it, copy and paste this on your profile.(Done many times) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you are addicted to Supernatural, copy this onto your profile. Thursday is the best day of the week. If you agree, put this on your profile If you have ever made someone watch Jensen Ackles' performance of Eye Of the Tiger even if they don't know the show, copy and paste this one to your profile If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever SQUEE!ed involuntarily after seeing you favorite actor/actress/movie/book character, copy and paste this into your profile (What can I say? I AM considered a fan girl, I suppose...) If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever felt like just randomly running somewhere, copy this into your profile. (ALL THE FUCKIN' TIME!!! I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE ASTHMA LOL) If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects...copy this into your profile.(Supernatural! My new sense of humor and witty remarks have either scarred people for life... given them new joke lines... or caused them to hate me and have possible fantasies about my gruesome death ^.^, every job comes with perks, though.) If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.(Ceritfiably, I have no idea. But everyone else seems to think so...) If you don’t dance to avoid injury to yourself and those around you, copy this into your profile If you always say 'uhhhh...' when someone questions you, instead of replying shortly, copy/paste this in your profile. If you hate onions on pizza, copy/paste this in your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile. (Believe it or not, I go through obsessive phases. First it was the JoBros and now it seems to be Supernatural. I just hope I never get out of this phase... Took me about 3 years on JoBros, but that might be because they've faded into the background a bit. Supernatural is still front line, alive and kickin!!!) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. (I call one a my besties Skittles and she calls me Gumm... Don't ask) If you hate those obnoxious preppy people who think they are superior to everyone else, PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE then it's weird. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile. (I guess I'm weird then...) If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wondered why monkeys like bananas, copy/paste this in your profile. If you approve of gay-marriages put this on your copy and paste this onto your profile (My aunts are the cause of this. They are lesbians and I looooove them. They pamper me too much!) If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (Does Jersey Shore count?) If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile. ( *sigh* His name was Eddie C., but then I saw him on the big screen... Then it was Harry P., but then he got old... SO now I'm onto Fang from Maximum Ride... Thank God there's no movie of it yet, I have no one else to crush on that's from a book...) If someone has called you lesbian/gay/bisexual, copy this into your profile. (But I'm not... my sister just likes to keep her insults fresh and happenin') If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Technically, this shouldn't be on here... I've been certifiably dead for a few minutes. Not fun AT ALL!) If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. (Sometimes... PSHHH, Try 24/7) 93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. (I've been called a freak soooo many times I can't even count. But I always get 'em with a witty remark like, "What you do with a hot dog at night ain't freaky?") If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile. (Like I said, Lesbian aunts and a few Lesbian friends.. Not to mention I A-D-O-R-E Gay guys, have some besties that are the "stereo-typical" gay ^.^ Adorble!!) If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile. If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus and/ or train, copy and paste this into your profile. (Zachariah, Uriel, Lilith, Meg, Alastair... And those are just the people from ONE show on TV, and not even all of them XD I have a looong fucking hit list) If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. (My daddio has raised me on mullet rock since I was born He likes country too, but... Before I was even a year old, I would sit across from him on the floor and watch his fingers as he played guitar. I used to dance to the song Bony Maroney til I was 9. My dancing consisted of running in place as fast as I could when he strummed the guitar quickly...) If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (I think I like it more than Gabriel... But I like sour/sweet stuff more. Not particularly fond of Cotton Candy, though I do like the blue side better than the pink XD) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you think TiVo is God's gift to Supernatural fangirls copy & paste this. If you think TiVo was created for the specific purpose of hitting the 30 second rewind button over and over again after a particularly awesome moment in Supernatural copy and paste this into your profile. (The part when Cas told Anna he would kill her if she went near Sam... Yeah I turned into a puddle of goo... And when Gabriel died.. I replayed his awesomeness standing up to luci... Same with Cas in the Season 5 finale.) If you could have 3 wishes and the first one would be Eric Kripke's head on a pike and the other two would involve naked Winchesters, c & p this to your profile.(Not really kripke's head on a pike Just a brain transplant so he can write what most of us want to see) If you've ever actually drooled over someone on a television show copy & paste this into your profile and name the show: Supernatural (Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki and Misha Collins!Jared's Puppy Eyes, or Misha's "Stare" or Jensen's... anything. XD I'm more of a Jared/Sam girl, first of though...) If you're sure that were you ever in a fire the first think you would grab would be your flashdrive/notebook c&p. If you wish there a FFAnonymous to help you cope with your FanFiction addiction copy&paste to your profile. If you're convinced you'd be addicted to one or more legal/illegal substances if you didn't write or listen to music paste this to your profile. If you've ever paced a room pitching story ideas to yourself out loud copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever fallen asleep while writing and swear you've woken up with more written than when you fell asleep copy & paste this into your profile. If you know you could single-handedly keep a bookstore in business due to the amount of money you spend there put this in your profile. If you think FanFiction is better than drugs and alcohol put together copy this into your profile. If you've ever laughed out loud at a really inappropriate time because the scene you were plotting out in your head was hilarious copy and paste this to your profile. (Hysterically. During Religion Class. When we were talking about The Crucifixtion. Then I asked when Lunch was... God Damn Imma terrible Christian... Not wanting to be and the mental images of Winchesters in my head do NOT help whatsoever...) If you've ever been unable to turn in a classwork assignment because you started writing/outlining on the assignment paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole. I know people are big on the whole... "I'm -- so I MUST be --" Well, I'd say SHUT THE HELL UP, but I don't wanna get skinned alive, so Imma join you whiners!!! I hate stereo-types too, but enough is enough. I don't wanna end up like the 'Gingers HAVE souls!!!' kid... I'm sorry if I've offended someone, but these here... they are sorta my own personal commentary that I voiced (typed). Don't be offended, I don't care about skin color, or race, or sexual orientation, or what you're "classifed" as. Unless you're truly sick in the head and have brutally killed people. Then I wanna have your ass smited. My name is Sarah It's never a childs fault. If you're against Child abuse please copy and paste this on your profile. How long is this now? If you've stuck through this whole profile for me, I like you and so I'll give you a less than three -- |