Shows They Can't Do Together!

Cooking with Damon and Stefan.

Stefan: Welcome to our new show. Cooking with Damon and Stefan.

Damon: My name is Damon and that moppy loser over there is no one.

Stefan: *Twitch*

Damon: On today's show we'll be making a Chocolate layer cake. *Looks around* I really don't see why we're doing this…I mean I don's really eat food.

Stefan: *Steps in front of Damon* The ingredients you'll need are:

1 + ½ cups of soften butter

1+ 2/3 cups of sugar

6 eggs

2 + 2/3 cups of purpose flour

About ¾ cups of finely ground almond

Damon: *Pushes Stefan to the side* I mean really, when am I really going to have time to make this crap!

Stefan: *Punches Damon in the stomach and watch him fall to the ground* The ingredients frosting is… *Gets hit by Damon with a glass pan*

Damon: That's all you got brother?

Stefan *Tackles Damon*

For the audience please ignore the fighting vampires.

Damon: You Bastard!

Stefan: Elena's mine!

Thank you for your understanding


This was made purely out of boredom. I was stuck at the library for five hours. Hope you like it. Peace, love, and chocolate!