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Vampire Diaries
Stefan: It's time to choose Elena.
Damon: No games. Who do you really want? A hot badass or that thing? *Points at Stefan*
Stefan: *Twitch*
Elena: *Breathes in* I love Stefan. *Looks at Damon*
Stefan: I'm over here.
Damon: *Takes off shirt*
Elena: …
Damon: *Blows a kiss*
Bonnie: Am I suppose to be here? I have kids at home.
Stop breaking the fourth wall Bonnie!
Damon: *Kicks Stefan then grabs script out of my hands* So I'm suppose to run away, get drunk then cry like a bitch? Fuck that! Where the hoes at?
Elena: *Blinks a few times* Am I missing something here.
Damon: Oh, yeah. We locked up the wimpy, original Stefan, and less badass me.
Closet
O Damon: *Sighs*
O Stefan: I need a drink.
O Damon: Touch my ass, I feel lonely.
O Stefan: *Moves away then sighs* Okay.
Damon: Weak. What happened to my badass self? Am I suppose to believe that I got whipped by a human girl.
Elena: It's suppose to be the ultimate choice…
Damon: So why can't I choose between Elena and Bonnie if it came down to it.
Bonnie: No.
Damon: Or some new person, why should I have to be the third wheel until she suddenly wants to be with only me.
Katherine: Yep. You're the Jacob in this thing. But we know the end game.
Bonnie: Besides. She isn't human anymore.
Damon: …Wait? What?
Bonnie: …Do you even watch this show?
Stefan: Doubt it.
Damon: I stopped watching it when it started sucking, isn't that right Chi?
You're not getting me into trouble.
Stefan: Too late.
Klaus: I've been standing here…
Damon: A-a-a, I'm reading a script that seems to not care about my badassness.
Bonnie: You killed my mom.
Damon: I said my badassness, not your drama.
Bonnie: Ha, ha, ha, I'll melt your face off bitch.
Katherine: You're nothing but a dog on Elena's leash. Let that shit happen to me and I'm a witch, fuck Elena, I'm burning shit down.
Caroline: Aren't you in labor?
Katherine: Give me a beer and don't remind me.
Elena: Is no one going to explain the kid bit?
Caroline: Bonnie has Damon's kids.
Elena: WHAT?
Bonnie: That love come and went, buried besides MY MOTHER!
Damon: Get over it. You act like I haven't help kill your family before. Now shh so I can finish reading.
Bonnie: *Growls* This ain't over.
Damon: Yeah, yeah. Fat lady sings and what not.
Stefan: *Shakes head*
Damon: It's like a angst, sex filled version of Twilight.
Stefan: Don't know, still a better love story than Twilight.
Damon: Two guys fighting over the same girl. Willing to risk their lives…
Everyone: And everyone else's.
Damon: If you know that then stay out of my way. It isn't that hard. It's pretty much a set up for a gay porn, like what happened in the book.
So you and Stefan?
Damon: No! In Twilight.
Stefan: *Pukes*
…Where in Twilight is Edward and Jacob just dump Bella and just do each other?
Damon: The fourth book. It was like a forbidden chapter or something.
NO! NO! NO!
Stefan: You reading yaoi now?
Damon: No. I was reading Breaking Dong.
Everyone: …
Damon: I really thought it was the real book.
Elena: Sounds painful.
Katherine: If you came out of the closet, it would be more interesting.
Damon: Don't hold your breath bitch.
Elena: …
Elena. I have a few questions for you.
Elena: Isn't this a shows?
Damon: Poor, poor, little brown. You've been sucked up into a different world.
O Bonnie: *Throws a brick at him*
Elena: Bonnie!
Both Bonnies: *High five*
*Sighs* So why are you still here?
Elena: What do you mean?
You sent away your brother because it was dangerous in Mystic Falls right?
Jeremy: I'm right here.
Damon: No one cares.
After everything that happened, your aunt being killed, Damon (or the thing Damon brought with him)…
Katherine: Hey! I'm not a thing. I'm a bitch. Get it straight.
Almost wiping out your friends, and death being all around you since you, yourself attract a shit ton of bad luck. Have you ever thought of just leaving Mystic Falls or just killing yourself?
Elena: …
Because everything revolves around you. You are like the hotter version of Bella. Everyone wants to either kill you or protect you . Can you really live with the pain of your friends and family are dwelled down until it's only you and the brothers? Or are you a sadist that love the pain that affects everyone?
Elena: What?
I've noticed that. So you have an answer?
Damon: I have a question? I get killed by a tree in the book right? So will I die by a tree in the show because if it's like that then kill me now. It's like me getting killed by a pencil!
Katherine: You are still not getting over that True blood moment huh?
Damon: No.
Stefan: It's a magical tree.
Damon: No. It's a big ass pencil with leaves!
…
Klaus: *Eats a cookie*
O Bonnie: People are just weird here.
Bonnie: *Nods*
Damon: You know. I have an idea, how we can end Elena's problems and everyone elses.
An hour later
Damon & Katherine: BURN, BITCH, BURN!
Elena: O.O!
Bonnie: If this is original Elena, then where is our Elena?
Caroline: Probably playing in traffic.
Tyler: …I'm not even going to ask. *Walks away*
Caroline: It's better this way.
Mason: I'm still alive!
Damon: *Points a gun at him* No you're not!
Damon: And that how Vampire Diaries ends.
...It's not even over.
Damon: *Places finger on my lips* Shh, your voice is annoying.
Stefan: …
Caroline: Ladies and...
Wait. wait!
Caroline: What?
Katherine: The brat wants a Halloween type song, since it's close to Halloween and stuff.
Alice: Aren't you in labor?
Katherine: I've been killed by worst pain.
Tara: I think I see some legs...
Tyler: The wolf's corner says cover up your nasty lady bits!
No one needs to see legs popping out of there! This is rated T remember.
Katherine: Ha. You lost that rating when you started losing the stars in your cuss words.
...Don't remind me.
Damon: Let's do the damn song. My ass is getting chapped.
…*Turns head to the side*
Damon: Say something about yaoi and I'll kill you.
Fine.
Damon: Well hello there little boy.
Elena: I'm a girl!
Damon: *Ignoring* Now don't be shy.
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy.
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye.
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.
Katherine: I know where this is going.
Alice: Don't interupt!
Damon: Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place.
Stefan: That's a damn...
Damon: *Punches him in the stomach* I'm just a fish outta water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal...
And bring me some BRAINS!
Chi: I will do whatever you want.
Elena: He's talking to me.
Damon: Go down to your neighbor's place *Points at Stefan*
See the dull expression on his face
You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
He aint using his brain he's just watching TV!
Stefan: What?
Elena: *Grabs his arm and pulls him to Damon*
Stefan: Pfft. Don't touch my no no zone.
Damon: ...You sure he has a brain?
Chi: Keep going!
Damon: Go down to Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43.
His brain is the portrait of atrophy.
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?
Edward: *Looks around* Why is everyone looking at me?
Damon: BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten they're brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they thinks it's strange,
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!
Chi: *Winces* Why is there blood everywhere?!
Damon: I'm in character!
Stefan & Edward: *Drools*
Chi: Oh no!
Damon: Go down to the Wonton shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hours later, I'm hungry again!
Elena: Let's go Bonnie.
Bonnie: …
Elena: Let's go Pam.
Pam: I'm not in this.
Elena: Chi?
Chi: What?
Elena: *Sighs*
Damon: Creep into the donut stop
Sneak in, tip-toe past the cop.
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea.
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.
Elena: Hey Mr...
Random cop: Copperson.
Elena: Yeah. *Pushes him towards Damon*
Damon: *Noms on his head*
Copperson: AHHHHH I should have shot first then ask questions later!
Chi: …
Damon: BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten they’re brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they thinks it's strange,
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!
Chi: Mr. Copperson?
Copperson: Argh!
Damon: Brains, Brains, I love em, I need um...
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat um.
Big ones,
Jacob: Huh?
Damon: Fat ones,
Bonnie: What!
Damon: Short ones,
Leah: Try it and I'll beat you with a stake!
Chi: You're suppose to stab him with it.
Leah: I'll do that too!
Damon: Tall ones,
Slender man: …
Chi: *Screams*
Damon: They're so delectable, especially the small ones.
No time to cook em in a skillet.
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it.
I don't fry em, the heat will only shrink em,
I'll just grab my self a straw and I drink em!(ohhhhhhh...)
Chi: Don't you think his way into his character?
Alice: Argh!
Chi: No! Why the hot one has to suffer!
Zombies: *Start dancing*
Damon: You've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink.
Now Fess up boy, come on, Heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And i promise I'll be your bestest friend.
Elena: *Looks over at me*
Chi: ...Nope.
Elena: He'll be my bestest friend!
Chi: And people in hell wants ice water!
Damon: BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll eat her brains 'til she's zombified.
Sure she might think it's deranged
But she won't give it a thought
After I've eaten her brain.
Chi: You're not eating anything!
Elena: Ohh! String!
Chi: Where?
Elena: Gotta ya!
Chi: *Cries* The string was a lie?
Damon: BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first she thinks it's strange,
She won't think twice
If she don't have a brain!
Elena: *Pushes me closer to him*
Damon: BRAINS...
Bring me her Brain...
BRING ME HER BRAIN!
BRING ME HER BRAIN!
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !
Random cop: *Shoot Damon in the leg* Die zombie!
Chi: Shoot him in the head!
Random cop: *Shoots Damon in the arm* Die zombie!
Chi: Shoot him in the...
Random cop: *Shoots him in the other leg*
Elena & Me: …
Chi: You wanna go get some cookies?
Elena: Yep.
Random cop: Die zombie.
Chi: *Pushes the cop into Damon*
Damon: *Eats him*
Chi: Let's go while he eats.
Elena: Yep.
Caroline: Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Welcome to FWG! FAN GIRL WARS! I am your host and willing to give you all the that happen on this show!
Okay! We finally made it to the last chapter so I thought we should go out with a big bang! Yeah! So let's get ready but first...how did we change them but to their normal selves?
Bonnie: *Cracks neck* I'm stronger than I look.
Okay?
Bella: *Drools*
Poor Bella.
Elena: Not really.
Damon: Let's just start this clutter fuck.
Stefan: …
Shac89: For the 100 chapter have Insanity attack Bob!
Insanity: Hoihiohohknsanl.
*Stabs Insanity* Attack Bob!
Insanity: *Laughs*
Bob: O.o! *Runs away*
Insanity: *Jumps in front of Bob and then grabs him*
Katherine: ….Cool.
Insanity: *Rips Bob open and tofu pours out*
Everyone: Ew.
Seth: It looks like a pile of boogers.,
Jacob & Leah: *Nods*
Insanity: *Laughs as he throws him around*
Hey! Hey! Don't mess up the ring!
Insanity: GHigogbjsdcbmn.
...You are so lucky you're hot.
Insanity: *Smirks* Digjgkjfsf.
Damon: Hey! i don't know what you said but I don't like it!
Insanity: *Digs in his ears* Khohlhbvbfdbg Redrum.
….Wow.
Katherine: I really like him...Ow! Owwww! Give me chocolate and maybe beer to forget the pain.
Alice: No.
Katherine: Well you suck then bitch.
Alice: …
Shouldn't we start the first match?
Caroline: Okay! Start the Big Boy!
Wait. What happen to the board!
Sam: *Holds his baby* Katherine.
Katherine: *Boredly* Oh. The pain. It hurts so much. I did not pawn it away to fuel my evil plots...Like I really cared.
Bonnie: …Then what's the big boy?
Caroline: The big guys sticks his hand into a glass bowl and pulls out names.
Bonnie: It's better than nothing.
*Nods*
Insanity: Hohnnbfhjgfog.
Bob: *Screams*
Big boy: *Sticks his hand into a big glass bowl then pulls out a name* Rawr!
Pam: Oh Eric.
Big boy: *Pulls out another name* Rawr!
Pam: Tyler.
Caroline: *Gasp* No! It's a setup!
Eric: Don't hate the player hate the game.
Tyler: I forfeit!
Damon: You can't forfeit.
Leah: Wimp.
Derrick: *Shakes head*
Tyler: I'm not going out like that. *Walks to the ring*
Eric: *Walks to the ring*
*Low whistle* Look at the fan girls rallying behind Eric.
Caroline: Bring it bitches!
Elena: Isn't that cheating?
It's called Fan Girl Wars. She is a fan of Tyler.
Caroline: *Spins a shovel around* Let's go.
Eric: *Smirk*
Three. Two. One. FIGHT!
Caroline: *Hits bunches of Fangirls with shovels* Stay away from him!
O.o!
Eric: Wanna dance?
Tyler: I'm going to puke.
Eric: *Kicks*
Tyler: *Dodges*
Eric: *Disappears and grabs Tyler from behind*
Tyler: *Shivers*
Caroline: *Swings the shovel but Eric disappears, only to hit Tyler* TYLER!
Eric: I win.
Caroline: *Rests Tyler's head on her lap* Sorry.
Tyler: It's okay. I have a hard head.
Caroline: O/O.
Leah: *Twitch* hey host, announce the winner and get on with it already. I want to bust some skulls!
Caroline: Eric won, because he was a douche!
Eric: *Walks back to his seat and eats popcorn*
Pam: Didn't even break a sweat.
Eric: *Smirks*
Pam: You are too smart.
Eric: *Shrugs*
We need to clean up all the fangirls that fell.
Bonnie: I got it.
Damon: Oh. I'm Bonnie, I can do everything with my powers, blah, blah, blah. Can you say something new.
Bonnie: Look up.
Damon: What? *Get's hit in the head with a boulder*
Tara: *Laughs*
Stefan: …
Vie: Hey everyone!
Everyone: Hey.
Vie: I haven't been here in awhile so how's everyone?
Katherine: Plotting everyone's deaths while being in labor.
Pam: Watching the craziness unfold.
I'm just surprise that I'm still alive.
Bella: I've been wondering that too. Didn't you walk into a car?
…*Looks around* No I didn't.
Vie: Chi, it seems you got more people here but I can't say that I've seen Bonnie?! What's going on?
Bonnie: I've been with the kids.
Dante: *Kicks Edward in the leg*
Edward: *Growls*
Danny & Dominic: *Kicks Edward in the legs*
Edward: *Twitch*
Dante, Danny, & Dominic: GET HIM! *Attacks Edward*
Veronica Mars: GET OFF MY MAN!
Rogue: *Laughs* They grow up so fast!
Vie: ...Katherine, how's it hanging? *gives Katherine 10 pounds of milk and white chocolate*
Katherine: I'm happy someone actually cares about me *Cries* and my needs.
Alice: You're faking.
Katherine: Pfft. Your mom was faking when she give birth to you. Yeah, bitch. Low blow.
Vie: Hi Alice, Caroline, Leah, Pam...oh yeah almost forgot Elena. :-p
Elena: Hi.
Alice: Hey Vie!
Caroline: Stop blowing kissy faces at him Eric!
Pam: *Laughs*
Leah*Shakes head*
Vie: Can I say I'm happy that Tara is a vampire and Pam's her mother...now can I get a story about Tara and Stefan...I soooooo love them! *hugs Pam and Tara*
Tara: Yay?
Stefan: …
Pam: Oh my, can you two please get over your stuff! *Grabs Stefan and Tara and locks them in a room*
Tara: *Beats on the door* Let us out! NOW!
Pam: Tara you know me. And I always get my ways.
What are we going to do with Stefan?
Damon: Drop him on his head and hope for the best.
*Sighs* I guess I'll have to use a back up if his name is called. You all most down yet?
Bonnie: Almost!
Danny: *Sets a fire on Edward*
Veronica: WATER! WATER!
Vie: Wow, Chi 99 chappies?! I just hope I make Chapter 100 and please give Bonnie Bennett some chapter time! I'm sorry but I don't know half these people on here!
So, so true.
Damon: Wimp.
*Shakes head*
Vie: I'm at work so I gotta say ba-bye!
Bye!
Vie: PS: I love Damon, Eric, Stefan, Dean and Sam but moreso, Damon!
Damon: And I love you too. *Blows a kiss*
Everyone: *Gags*
Damon: Shut up.
Vie: Smooches!
Is Big boy ready?
Caroline: Yep!
Big boy: *Pulls out a name* Rawr!
Alice: It's Damon.
Big Boy: *Pulls out another name* Rawr!
Alice: Seems like a no name. So I like to put my hat into the ring!
Damon: I don't care that you're a girl.
Alice: *Smiles* I don't care that you're one too!
Damon: *Walks to the ring*
Alice: *Skips to the ring*
Edward: You're going to lose Damon.
Damon: No I'm not.
Edward: *Pats his scorched pants* She can read the future.
Damon: Good. Because it's just going to be that easier for me.
Alice: You're going to lose.
Damon: Doubt it princess.
Caroline: Okay! Three, two, one, FIGHT!
Damon's Fangirls: LET'S GO!
Alice's Fangirls and one random guy: WAR!
Damon: *Runs over to Alice and throws a punch*
Alice: *Dodges it and hooks her left leg behind Damon's head, causing it to slam against the mat* I don't want this to be over too soon.
Damon: *Pushes her off of him* I think I'm starting to fall for you. *Wipes the blood off his face*
Pam: The more the merrier.
Damon: *Throws a punch*
Alice: *Dodges but falls to the ground when Damon kicks her*
Damon: I'm going to lose?
Alice: You are. *Pushes herself back up* In a few minutes.
Damon fangirl # 1: Use the bombs!
Wait, what...
*Flash bombs set off*
Damon fangirl # 2: TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL!
…
Alice fangirls # 1: Operation ZERO!
Damon: What?
*BOOM*
Damon: *Gets shot and falls over*
Zero: Damn it! I missed.
Alice: Told you.
Damon fangirls: *Surrounds Zero and beats him*
Zero: *Twitch then pulls out a bigger gun and starts shooting*
& Give us a second to control a gun crazed psycho! &
*An Hour Later*
Zero: *Takes a breath* I really...get a cookie.
Yes, because you keep saying the cake is a lie.
Zero: Because it is.
Bonnie: It's a tie?
Caroline: HEY! I say it.
Bonne: Okay, Okay.
Caroline: It...is a tie!
Elena: Smooth.
Jeremy: I'm just standing here but no one cares.
Damon: *Twitch* Because They don't. Ow. You shot me in the nipple.
Zero: I was aiming for your heart...or your head.
Damon: Ow!
*Rogue flies in on black pegasus*
Luffy, Chopper, Usopp:SUGOI!
Luffy: I want to ride that flying horse too
*Rogue jumps off Pegasus and lands with her cape in flames*
Zoro: Doesn't that burn?
Rogue: Naah princess of hell and all I get used to it
Usopp: Hell... *faints*
Rogue: OMG we have been together for a long long time its like we have our own highly dysfuntional incestuos family we could be like Game Of Thrones!
Yay! I love that show!
Rogue: This fic has been around and helped me through a lot of tough times these past 2 years always making me laugh when I was at my lowest so thank you Charity for this incredibly zany show! *Hugs Charity*
You're going to make me cry.
Damon: At least you didn't get shot in the nipple!
…
Bonnie: That sounds like a personal problem to me.
Pam: *Nods*
Rogue: I look forward to your new exploits just had an idea you could do an advise show with Jacob and Leah with Damon and Stefan offering counter advice. Hard to beleive its like totally the end no more bitchy Katherine and her babies, no more wincest, no more beating Bella.
Bella: Yep. No more beating me bitches! Yay!
Rogue: Okay I'm not good with mush so back to the present :)
Damon: Stop looking at my bleeding nipple!
Zero: it's like a bloody pepperoni.
*Gags*
Rogue: Damon actually does have more comedy potential than Stefan with all his god damn brooding You ate that chick and became a vampire first Stefan no one forced you but I respect book Stefan not TV Stefan *Shoots Stefan with bloody rose*
Charity: Zero's here?
Rogue: Naah I have him shackled in an underground prison in hell I finally watched Vampire knight the conclusion MAJORLY sucked. Yuuki is like princess Bella so I shot her before coming here and I like Kaname more than Zero but he's also a brooding bastard why do people have to be broody! SO my favorite has to be Aido he is awesome! I also shackled Kaname in the same cell as Zero... How would you like to be sandwiched between them Chi
:D?
Zero: I'm right here.
*Coughs* you better go back before she notices.
Zero: What's with the sandwich joke?
*Smiles* You'll see.
Damon: *Throws a dagger and it hits the back of my head*
DUDE! *Runs around* I'M DYING! THE BLOOD IS FALLING TO THAT FLOOR LIKE KETCHUP! OH WHY, WHY!
Damon: Haha.
Rogue: For my little Luffy I leave 50 tons of meat
Zoro: *Holding up Luffy* From which angle does he look little to you?
Luffy: YAY!
Katherine: Leave my toy alone *growls in pain* Next time we're using a condom!
Castiel: Riiiiight...*smirks*
ALice: He's planning on having many more...
Castiel: An army of hybrids to take over the host of heaven *evil laugh*
Everyone: O_O
Damon: The fairy angel turned out to be a genius.
Stefan: I wondered why he was sticking it out with Katherine...
Katherine: You bastard!
Casterine: *Sitting on Sanji's head* bad momma *smites Katherine*
Rogue: Hey Zoro you know on this site there are lots and lots of ZoLu fics...
Nami: ZoLu?
Rogue: YEah people pairing Luffy and Zoro... to... um *Looks at Chopper and Luffy* do the horizontal mambo...
Sanji: *Laughs*
Brook: I am so shocked my eyes feel like they will fall off though I have no eyes skull Joke! Yohohoho
Franky: *Aims bazooka arm at Brook*
Robin: Don't do it his dead already though... the whole ZoLu thing sounds...
Nami: Hot...
Charity: *Nodding and looking at live feed of Zero and Kaname in dungeon* Wow.
Rogue: Sanji you shouldn't laugh there's lots of ZoSan as well...
Zoro & Sanji: *Throw up*
Chopper: What are they talking about?
Luffy: Zoro how do you do the Horizontal mambo?
Zoro: *Punches Luffy*
Nami: Ask Charity to teach you
Charity: *Soul coming out*
Eric: I'll put it back in! *Drops pants*
**** some time later****
Charity: My mouth hurts
Eric: I'll give you more candy later *zips up pants*
Pam: Don't her soul will come out again thinking about it...
Nami: Too late...
RObin: *Uses powers to force Charity's soul back*
Stefan: *Smirking* You forgot about ZoCho
Zoro: O_O
Sanji: 0_o
Charity: Poor Chopper *Picks up Chopper and hugs him*
Chopper: Wait I need to get the babies out *Charity still holding him*
Katherine: I will eat your SOULS!
Castiel: Casterine
Casterine: *Smites Katherine and Sam*
Rogue: About the new season on True Blood Eric has a vampire sister named Nora who is part of the Authority and has been misguided by Salome into believing the Vampire Bible which says God was a Vampire and he Created another Vampire named Lilith then he created humans for them to feast on and turn as they pleased fortunately Eric was able to snap her out of her shit and Russel Edgington is back and he has found the fairy strip club and I can't wait for the finale! 3 more days :)
Sanji: Why why do people want me with the marimo *Cries*
Rogue: They also want you and Luffy there is lots of LuSan and SanCho too they have RoNa as well.
Robin: O_O
Nami: 0_0
Sanji: *Hearts in eyes, blood shoots out his nose*
Robin: Aren't you going to say anything Swordsman San?
Zoro:... it's kinda hot...*smirks*
Nami: *Punches Zoro in the head*
Luffy: *Whining* Charityyyyyyyy
Charity: I'll show you when Damon isn't looking...
Alice: Hey Damon
Damon: What?
ALice: *Flashes her boobs at Damon and blinds him with the sparkles*
Pam: Now's you chance.
Charity: *Holds Luffy's hand and takes him away*
Luffy: Sanji! Pirate Bentou!
Sanji: *Throws Luffy his lunch box*
Damon: Fuck, sparkly fairy! *rubs eyes*
Katherine: Here it comes again! *Screams and bites Elena's head*
Elena: *Screams* THE FUCK!
Vegeta: Do I have to be here I wasn't there when Trunks was born...
Katherine: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR
Vegeta: BULMA!
Bulma: You called my name...
Vegeta: Woman just save me from her *points at Katherine*
Bulma: First tell me I am the princess of the Saiyan race
Vegeta: *grumbling*
Bulma: Fine I'm leaving
Vegeta: Fine you're a princess... the princess of my heart...
BUlma: Not exactly what I asked for but I'll take it. Final Flash *Attacks Katherine*
Chopper: She's in labor!
Bulma: Bitch molested my man lets go Vegeta
Vegeta: Where'd you learn to attack like that...
Bulma: Women get super powers when they feel their territory is being invaded.
Bonnie: YEAH! *jUMPS on Pam and starts punching her* Take that you baby daddy stealing bitch!
Everyone: O_O
Damon and Stefan: *Separating Bonnie and Pam*
Pam: You're going down bitch
Bonnie: Bring it leech!
*******A few hours later******
Luffy: *Sitting and rocking in the corner*
Charity: *Smiling* That rubber body can be wonderful if you know how to make him use it.
Chopper: Luffy are you okay.
Katherine: Get it outta me!
Sam: *Drooling - lights are on but no ones home*
Luffy: 0_0
Usopp: if the first time gives you an expression like that I want to stay a virgin
Pam: No no long nose we can't have that... *Pam starts spanking USopp*
Everyone: O_O
Sanji: Poor Usopp *Drools*
Katherine: *Screams* I will rape you all!
Rogue: Just been thinking there are so many shows we could have done! Iron man, batman, HSM, Fringe, Teen Wolf, Ghost Files, Sex and the City... you can probably do them in your new show!
Maybe. *Pulls out a notepad and writes it down*
Rogue: Anyway as with all good things we should end with a musical :D I modified the ends song from disaster movie - hope you like it!
Bonnie: This is bad. Children cover your ears and close your eyes.
Damon: *Smiles strums on guitar* I'm Fucking Bonnie Bennet.
Pam: You're fucking Bonnie Bennet? Well I'm fucking Sam Winchester.
Sam: *With Pink pom poms in a cheerleader outfit* She's fucking Sam Winchester backstage in the bathroom after the show on Charity's bed in the backseat of the Impala I give her head I'm also fucking my brother...
Dean: Yeah He's fucking his brother too and you know what time it is cause i'm fucking Castiel too rawwwwwr
Castiel: Yeah I know it's true Dean Winchester fucks me too
Katherine: And I swap with Jacob and he swaps with that dude
Castiel, Katherine, Jacob: And we're all fucking Eric
Eric: They're fucking Eric and I'm fucking Stefan
Stefan: When I get really mad I start fucking Tara's ass
Tara: A most uncomfortable screw but I've been fucking Sookie too
Sookie: Ding dong
Bill: Whose that ringing on my bell?
Sookie: The bitch that's fucking Tara May that's T-A-R-A-M-A-Y and I fuck her in the mouth
Bill: That's fucking great because I'm fucking a wolf
Leah: Awwwwwoooooo He's fucking this wolf aint that a petty cause I'm fucking Alice cause she's kinda pretty Awwoooooooooooo
Alice: She's fucking a Cullen vamp so I wonder would Leah get mad if she knew we were fucking that new wolf...
Derek: They're all fucking Derek Hale in forest on the floor up against the kitchen door Uncle Peter is our love slave riddle me this holy kanima I'm also fucking True Blood's Pamela.
Pam: He's fucking True Bloods Pamela on the down low low low and I'm fucking Caroline cause I'm on the blow blow blow
Caroline: She's Fucking caroline ohhhhh yeaaaah and I think I might have fucked that hot Jack Sparrow
Jack Sparrow: Everybody fucks me and I fuck them back you see and that Dinosaur too with the purple wang ooooo
Barney: I'm fucking Bella Cause she's so fine and I like to get off right in her eyes
Bella: It's true Barney jizzed my eyes again but I'm also fucking Carlisle Cullen
Carlisle: I am handsome and I am cute thats why this doctor fucks the kids in high school.
Elena, Tyler, Edward, Bella, Caroline, Seth, Jacob, Zero, Kaname, Stefan: He fucks all us kids in high school, under the bleachers in the showers while were changing for gym class
Caroline: I'm fucking Tyler
Tyler: I'm fucking Elena
Elena: I'm fucking Edward in the ass
Edward: Fucking Edwards ass and I'm fucking Jasper
Jasper:Fucking Jasper and I'm fucking bunny Bob
Bob: You know you like it I'm fucking Seth the wolf
Seth: And I'm fucking John Winchester
John: heeeee heeeeee don't judge me I love my Teenagers you see
Zero & Kaname: Oh yeah he's fucking us teenagers sad to say it but its true he fucks the teletubbies to oooooh *meteorite smashes into the teletubbies*
*Eyes twitch* So many f words. I think my head is spinning.
Rogue: Sorry had to add Carlisle there is something unsettling about him turning teenagers...
Carlisle: I like small children!
Everyone: o_0
Carlisle: Bye!
*Faints*
Bonnie: Don't you start singing that song!
Dante: I won't mom!
Bonnie: Good.
Dante: Not in front of you.
Bonnie: What?
Danny: *Covers Dante's mouth* He said nothing!
Caroline: Let's go! Big Boy!
Big boy: *Pulls pulls out a name* rawr!
Caroline: It's Stefan!
Big boy: *Pulls out another name then burps* Rawr!
Caroline: And Edward!
Edward: …
Stefan: This isn't good.
Edward fangirls: LET'S KICKS THIS FARIES ASS!
Stefan: Their like belieber!
Stefan Fangirls: LET'S GO!
All fangirls charge then clash.
Stefan & Edward: …
Everyone: O.o!
Damon: I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
Edward fangirl: *Grabs a shield and beats people with it*
Stefan fangirl: *Waving around fire*
Was it this violent last time?
Stefan: Don't think so.
The horror!
Katherine: I would enjoy it more if it didn't hurt so bad!
Alice: Must be almost here.
Stefan fangirl: *Hits Edward*
Veronica: Shit got real!
…
Five hours later
DUDE! MY ROOM!
Tara: I feel really sorry for you.
*Cries*
Stefan: Um...what are we suppose to do.
Someone better win now!
Edward: You sure?
YES!
Stefan: *Punches Edward*
Edward: HEY! *Kicks Stefan*
Stefan: *Sighs then punches harder*
Edward: *Kicks harder*
This is annoying. *Pulls out a dagger* Insanity, end the match! *Stabs him*
Insanity: Hihohkbefvbsk! *Grabs Edward and runs away with him*
Damon: What is he going to do with him?
Terrible, terrible things.
Edward: No! Please! No more! I can't watch another episode of Bad girls club anymore!
Insanity: Fkjfghjdkutkjgc. *Laughs*
Edward: This is worse than death itself!
Insanity: *Crazier laughs*
Caroline: So that means Stefan wins?
Damon: Weak
Pam: *Pinches his nipple*
Damon: OW!
Pam: *Growls*
ccase13: I would love this show!
Aw thank you!
Damon: will you people stop giving her a big head. It's already huge!
*Kicks Damon* Like I care.
ccase13: I will watch ANY show that has the Salvatore brothers tearing each others' clothes off. Even Hannah Montana.
You guys remember that chapter?
Damon & Stefan: I want to place it in the back of my mind.
Alice: Haha.
ccase13: You should do the boys reading fanfic about themselves.
…*Devilish smile*
Damon: Oh! No! I've already seen the horrors on this show why would I look at others.
Pam: You should do it.
Damon: Why?
Pam: Cause your wife is asking nicely.
Bonnie & Elena: *Twitch*
ccase13: Sam and Stefan trying to break up Dean and Damon fighting is hilarious. TVD has an unfair advantage since they get MUCH more advertizing and higher pay.
Aw. that was chapter nine. Before all the crazy incest stuff was going on.
Dean: I think it was better that way.
Damon: Yep.
Sam: You're still a dad even if you like it or not!
Dean: …
Sam: *Growls*
ccase13: I HAVE to go to bed! I can not believe you have kept this thing going for over 2 years and 340,000 words. That is 3 novels! They are funny, I'll be back.
Thank you! *Blushes* It make me happy!
Bonnie: ...This is alot.
Tara: I'll help.
Pam: No. Make that bitch suffer. *Smile*
Bonnie: Wanna see your brains on the side of the wall?
Pam: I'll rip through your neck before that happens.
Damon, stop it!
Damon: I know better than to get into a girl fight. Why should I get my face crawled out?
Because it's your problem. Baby mama..
Elena: Mamas.
Vs wife is a pretty bad thing!
Caroline: Why don't we keep going with the reviews?
Okay.
Shac89: Hey 99 chapters Congratulations now heres a translation collar for Insanity.
Thanks. Hey Insanity!
Insanity: Igugogujjbdeufsd.
Here. *Puts it on his neck*
Insanity: ...I keep seeing blood and knife everywhere and I wonder if I keep stabbing myself will all the darkness fall out into a pool of nothingness.
...I love you.
Damon: Great another emo boy. Either someone is broody or straight needs to be laid, girls flock to them and it's sicking.
Insanity: I want to stab you in the face.
Shac89: Damon fight Insanity I dare you.
Damon: Nope!
It's a dare. You have to do it.
Damon: This is the last chapter. I'm already wounded.
You can't use your nipple wound as an excuse besides, it already healed.
Damon: Nope.
Insanity: *Grabs Damon* I've always wanted to play with you Damon. *Tosses into the ring* Lets see who could tear the other person's skin off first.
Why is that level of madness so sexy?
Caroline: I don't see it.
Damon: No fucking way!
Bonnie: All my work! *Screams*
I know your pain.
Shac89: Pam and Leah I bet you two can not handle a session with Insanity in the pleasure room.
Pam: I could but he looks like he's having too much fun with my husband.
Insanity: Don't run Damon.
Damon: I like my skin!
Shac89: This is for everyone except Chi, out of every one here who would intentionaly piss Insanity off.
Everyone: *Shakes their head*
Damon: Charity call your dog!
Insanity: We're having so much fun. *Starts throwing knifes* I love knifes, the pain makes me feel alive.
Damon: I don't care! Stop chasing me!
Shac89: Oh I have a present for Katherine
*(CRash) a Giant chocolate statue made in Katherine's image crashed through the roof.*
...
Shac89: Ha I threw that shit before I entered the room.
...
Shac89: Now Chi Lock Alice,Tara,and Bonnie in Insanity's cage for some fun.
Hey guys!
Insanity: Wait, Cherry! I still wanna rip this guys skin off.
Damon: ….
*Shakes head* You can't deny someone pleasure!
Damon: Wait till this is over, I'm going to torture you!
Keep going Insanity!
Rogue: I'd piss Insanity off the bitch aint got nothing on me fire and brimstone I'll turn him into a goat *Rogue kicks Insanity and he ends up flying through the hle in the roof that Katherine's chocolate statue fell outta* *Pointing to gigantic whole in ceiling* And that
Charity: *Cries* It's going to cost a fortune to repair... I'll have to sell my house to fix my roof..
Damon: 0_o
Stefan: *Facepalm*
Eric: *Yawning*
Pam: We could put in a sun roof...
Rogue: *Nosebleeding* or a mirror... me and Zoro I could watch his ass muscles flex... *drools and passes out*
Chopper: Quick CPR!
Zoro: I'll do it
Damon: Back off moss head you put her in that state! *Starts administering CPR*
Stefan: Why are you being nice?
Damon: FGW wanna be on the receiving end of Rogue?
Stefan: *Throws Damon across the room Starts frantically performing CPR* Open your eyes god damn it look i'm saving you!
Eric: *Pulls Stefan's pants down Stefan runs away* I know how to bring her back *Carries ROgue to Dungeon*
Zoro: I'm coming to
Charity: I want to go to Rogue's dungeon with Kaname and Zero!
Damon: Stefan you bastard you messed up my new shirt *Kicks Stefan between the legs*
Stefan: I'm going to *gets hit by afterbirth*
Katherine: It's out finally its out!
Stefan:...
Alice: Aw!
Baby: *Smiles*
Chopper: O_O the afterbirth came out like a bullet
Katherine: My handsome KoKo
Castiel: *Facepalm* I wanted to call him Alejandro
Koko: *Smites Castiel*
Katherine: That's a good Koko!
Damon: *Helping Stefan up* Where's writer?
Nami: *Playing poker with Pam* Probably dead
Robin: *Looks up from her book* She flew off to Rogue's dungeon on Pegasus with Jojo's magical submission whip...
Sanji: *Crying* The ladies don't love me
Alice: I'll love you...
Sanji: Really? *Hearts in eyes*
Nami; *Twitch*
Alice: Well Jasper that cheating bastard fucked Edward I don't want him anymore *Drags Sanji to backroom*
Nami: Hold on there sister hands off! *Takes out Climatact* Thunderbolt Tempo!
Sanji: Nami San! *Pushes Alice out of the way* Why are you attacking poor Alice
Nami: I felt like it
Usopp: Don't push it Sanji
Nami: What do you mean Usopp?
Usopp: *Hides behind Franky*
Luffy: Why'd she have to put that thing up my butt...
Everyone: O_O
Eric: I wonder what the little Chi a pet actually did to the boy
Rogue: *straightening clothing* Thanks Eric, Zoro *Kisses Zoro* Yeah Chi what happened between you and Luffy
Charity: *Flies back on Pegasus* droools *Unintelligible words*
Pam: I think they put her soul back in upside down...
Damon: *Facepalm* I'm going to choke her until her eyes pop out of her skull!
Caroline: I think they should fix Chi first before we continue.
Bonnie: We have to get it out first.
Pam: *Throws something*
Bonnie: *Shirt falls off*
I'm dead.
Alice: Don't let her soul reach the ceiling!
Bonnie: *Covers up* I'll kill you!
Pam: Don't cry. You've been so helpful.
Bonnie: THIS IS IT I'LL...
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts dee dee e di and their they are standing in a row! Big one, small ones, some as big as your head!
Bonnie: *Slaps me in the back of the head*
OW!
Caroline: Hehe big boy...
Bonnie: You don't have to say it Big boy! It's me vs Pam!
Pam: You sure?
Hey! I just met you and this is...
Bonnie & Pam: SHUT UP!
Why do you have to be a hater?!
Damon: *Pulls on the back of my shirt* Stay out of it if you want to live.
Bonnie: Let's go!
Pam: After you.
Um...
Bonnie & Pam: What?
Bob.
Bob: BIG BOB BUTT ATTACK! *Lands on Bonnie and Pam*
Alice: You guys are really funny.
Veronica Mars: *Wearing Team Edward cheer leading outfit* Yay Edward!
Edward: I love this girl. *Smiles*
Bella: I bet you do.
Veronica: Hi Everyone wow the last chapter! I wish I started reading earlier...
It's okay.
Veronica: Anyway to the sensitive readers my apologies for the mature content Rogue smuttified this fic (like everything else) Charity is innocent it was all Rogue and her dirty mind *sticks tongue out at Rogue*
Rogue: *Laughs*
Veronica: You should change the rating though... Rogues Twilight Debauchery vanished cause a Bella fan squealed to the moderators... Bad Rogue she had it on T and the language in it was beyond MA.
Lol. Damn you Bella lovers! I'm kidding, I love the manga Bella, but movie Bella acts as if she has no soul. Like a blow up doll!
Veronica: Anyway go Team Edward! Charity I want to fight Bella for hurting my Edward!
Have at it. *Looks over* Insanity killed Big boy.
Insanity: *Jumps in pools of Big boys blood* So much fun!
…
Veronica: *Holds up an ax* Bye, bye bitch!
Bella: *Hides behind Elena* Take her too!
Elena: *Pushes Bella* Nope. I'm not dying for you.
Veronica: Let the games begin! *Chases after Bella* You trampire!
Bella: *Screams and runs away*
Edward: If only she was in Forks.
Damon: Yeah. Yeah. Whatever.
Rogue: I'm back.
Katherine: ….I HATE YOU ALL!
Tara: Thought you were dead.
Katherine: Just because I don't talk for five minutes doesn't mean I'm dead.
Koko: *Laughs*
Castiel: I fear for the child.
Rogue: True Blood Finale is over how could they end on such a cliff hanger! Jason is being haunted by visions of his parents asking him to do bad things, Pam and Tara made out, Jessica confessed her love to Jason (Which is weird... she loved Hoyt not too long ago). Bill drank the blood of Lilith and died and out of the pool of blood he rose again as Bilith and Eric screamed out run and it ended! And Nora knows something about Warlow the vampire Sookie was promised to by her God only knows how great grand father and the part where Eric killed Russel... damn *Grabs Eric and disappears into the dungeon*
Luffy: Does she push things in his butt too...
Pam: Sometimes...
Alice: *Rolls eyes grabs Luffy's hands and takes him to the pleasure room*
Luffy: I don't want to! * Arm stretches as Alice pulls him*
Alice: I have food in there
Luffy: *Runs into pleasure room*
Alice: I'll fix him.
Damon: You mean you'll get back at Jasper.
Alice: I'll have insanity eat you.
Stefan: Is someone going to do something about Charity *flapping around like a goldfish on the floor*
Katherine: Maybe we can throw her in the ocean and hope she gets eaten by sharks right KoKo
KoKo: *Turns into shark*
Casterine: *Rolls eyes and smites her brother*
Katherine: Casterine! He's only a few minutes old!
Casterine: *Smites her mommy*
Castiel: She's a treasure...
Katherine: Lets bury her
Tara: We need to fix Charity!
Rogue: *Wearing cat ears and a school uniform* We'll fix her! *drags Charity to backroom with Eric*
*Screams moans and shouts are heard*
Zoro: Should we join them?
Pam: I thought you'd never ask
Damon: Hey that's my wife!
Pam: No one said you couldn't come along...
Derek: Wanna watch
Leah: I have nothing better to do Jacob you're in charge!
*Scream is heard and Dean falls from the sky*
Dean: Fuck you King Of Hell! *Dusts himself off*
Damon: Does someone not care that someone fell from the sky?
Dean: What I miss, who are the babes? *puts arm around Nami and Robin*
Nami: Wanna keep that hand?
Robin: I don't mind
Sanji: Leave my Nami Swan! *Kicks Dean in the head with Diable Jamble*
Stefan: Congratulations its a girl I'm not sure what the other one is...
Dean: O_O other one...
Tara: Yeah Sam is going to pop out another.
Dean: *Faints*
Stefan: *Gets hit by Sam's dead penis*
Chopper: 0_o it's another girl... *faints*
Stefan: *Screams and starts ripping up random people in a fit of rage*
Sanji: Nami San come here *uses sky walk and flies away with Nami*
Franky: *Grabs Nico Robin and his ass inflates* Coup de booo! *Farts off with Robin over his shoulder*
Chopper: Jumping point *Jumps onto the roof with Usopp*
Brook: What about me! He'll break my bones! I'm only Bones! *Stefan starts dismantling Brook*
Seth: Leah should have left me in charge *turns around* where the fuck is Jacob!
Jacob: Here steffy steffy *throws Edward at Stefan - it starts raining glitter*
Katherine: This is why you are not going to hang around them. Ever.
Jacob: Throws Seth and Bella at Stefan and runs
Seth: You bastaaaaaard!
*Screams are heard something shatters, more growling*
Charity: *Pushing Damon closer to the door* You should go and check on him!
Damon: Why me - I vote Eric!
Zoro: You just want him to rip Eric apart
Damon: *Twiddles fingers* What makes you think so
Pam: I'll do it.
Damon: Fine I'm going! *Hold Pam back and cracks the door open* Hey Stefan are you alright? *Slams door closed
Charity: And?
Damon: He just threw an army tanks at us!
Derek: What did you make this room out off it's still standing with all the shit that's been thrown at it.
Rogue: Come here Zoro... huh... oh the room it's made from bones of the cursed and stuff *Pulls Zoro towards the Fireman pole*
Leah: You've been at it for 2 days!
Rogue, Eric, Pam: So?
Zoro: Bushy brow has been at it for 2 days too *another crash is heard*
Damon: Bushy brow I love it!
Leah: *Takes of clothes*
Derek: Wow
Leah: I'm going to save Seth... and kill Stefan if he hurt Seth... *Turns into a wolf and launches herself at Stefan*
Damon: Damnit! Why do I have to save the bushy browed bastard! *Runs after Leah*
*****sometime and lots of sex later******
Alice: Take that Jasper!
Luffy: *Pouting* Where's the food - you lied to me!
Alice: What about the sex!
Luffy: Food!
Alice: What happened to the room?
Charity: Stefan went on a rampage
Luffy: You're back to normal
Charity: Rogue fixed me... then Eric made me die... and Pam brought me back and Zoro made me die and Pam brought me back then Damon killed me a bunch of times...
Chopper: You lose your soul too easily...
Damon: It's because she is stupid.
Rogue: Hey Chi why don't you put Ash in FGW he can be Team Stefan.
Stefan: sjfhbskfkwhfvsfbwrbfus
Katherine: Bitch took my arm off!
Leah: I took all his limbs off how dare he do that to Seth! *Holds Seth's head* I'm sure your body is around somewhere...
Seth: Find it fast someone's touching it in a way I don't like!
Damon: Come near us again wolf girl and I'll drink you!
Leah: Please you can't take us on! *All the wolves gang up on Damon*
Eric: Oh look rabid dogs shall we put them down? *All the Vampires back up Damon*
Nami: Sanji Kun put me down
Sanji: No *stares at Nami's cleavage*
Robin: Wings *Flies up and takes Nami from Sanji*
Zoro: Ero Cook
Sanji: Shitty swordsman *Sanji and Zoro start fighting, Luffy starts laughing*
Chopper: Where are the children!
Franky: I shoved them in the playroom with Bonnie.
Dean: My arm where daffuq is my arm! *passes out*
Chopper: I don't even care anymore
Damon: Now Stefan wanna tell me why you went all psycho Stef?
Stefan: hfhsfishfiushfoauid
Katherine: *Breastfeeding KoKo* Shouldn't we take of his muzzle?
Pam: He looks cute in that muzzle *pouts*
Eric: rips of muzzle and drops pants
Damon: *Hits Eric with a Silver bat* I know your weakness bitch!
Stefan: How would you feel if Sam Winchesters Penis came flying off and hit you in the forehead!
Damon: oh kay *puts the muzzle back on Stefan and pours vervain on Stefan's forehead*
Charity: O_O
Damon: I'm cleansing the nasty Sam penis germs off him
Charity: You're burning off his skin
Damon: Your point?
Rogue: Sorry came back here cause I was working on DWD and needed a distraction so Chi have you read it what do you think so far?
I really like it and I'm saying it as one of those people who can't get passed the first page if I don't like it. I have add when it comes to books and fanfics but if it's a terrible horror movie I would just sit there and try to wait for something to happen, then get pissed when something doesn't happen.
Rogue: I'm working on some brotherly bonding with Stefan and Damon the way bro's are meant to be. Thinking of doing a hot and heavy 4 way with Damon, Stefan, Caroline and Bonnie.
...We need more stories like that.
Damon: As long as I'm not touching him, I agree! Yay bonding.
Stefan: …
Damon: But if you touch me I will stab you. In the eyeball.
Usopp: WHat happened to that Sam guys penis anyway.
Luffy: Sanji! Look what I found!
Zoro and Sanji: O_O Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooo
…
Shac89: A-a what is he doing?
Insanity: *Walks in covered in blood with a note. Passes the note to me.
Slaughtered demons?
Insanity: Do not eat the tacos!
Tacos?
Jacob & Seth: We were...not...suppose to ….
Now the tacos are lies! I can't live in this world!
Jacob: *Still eats the taco* It's just chewier. I'll get over it.
Seth: Gross. *Slowly eats the tacos*
Rogue: Oh Charity... Are you still among the living or have you been zombified?
*Drools*
Damon: Just because I take my shirt off doesn't mean you can treat me like a piece of meat.
Rogue: Anyway I've been watching bleach and I found Bella's anime equivalent Orihime Inoue I hate hate her I really do *Rogue snaps fingers and a giant blender appears in the middle of the room*
Katherine: Another bloody show.
Rogue: By clingy naggy annoying bitch *Rogue tosses Orihime in and switches on the blender*
Chad: Aren't you going to stop her?
Ichigo: *Blows out smoke* Naah I've been waiting for someone to get rid of that pest.
Rukia: About time
Uryu: *sniffles* I liked her though...
Rogue: Bella bitch!
Bella: *Starts running away and gets smacked half way across the room by Katherine*
Katherine: I love interactives!
Rogue: *Pouring the Orihime blend in a glass* Drink
Bella: but but...
Rogue: *Demonic voice* I said DRINK!
Bella: NO!
*Rogue tosses Bella in the Blender blends her*
Stefan: …
Edward: I'm happy, who else is happy?
Leah: I am freakin peachey.
Rogue: Oh Elena
Elena: *Pretending to be a tree*
Damon: *Kicks Elena towards the blender* Do it turn her into mush do IT and put Katherine in as well!
Katherine: Try it. I dare you! And I bet I will take you with me.
Ichigo: Ready to go home?
Rukia: Lead the way
Rogue: Hey Rukia
Rukia: Yeah
Rogue: I want to molest your brother... bwahahahahaha. Now Elena drink this
Elena: NO
Uryu: Lets just get out of here.
Chad: Agreed
Katherine: *Shoves a pipe down Elena's throat and force feeds her* That's a good girl drink the nasty ho mix.
Pam: *Shoves Elena in a canon*
Rogue:Goodbye slut cubed *Rogue lites the fuse and watches as Elena plummets through space*
...
Rogue: I'm thinking of an interactive fic 50 ways to kill Orihime Inoue...
Knowing you. It will be the best fanfic on the freakin planet.
Ichigo: Stop looking at me like that!
Katherine: Wait until my hands are free. You will be mine again!
Ichigo: I'm getting the hell out of here! *Runs*
Well it seems that we reached the end.
Bonnie: No we didn't!
Damon: ...Oh ya wanted me to say something? I'm not.
*Shakes head* Since 2010 this story was formed by bored and by 2012 it became a place where fans could just shape a story. It's really fun and never expected it to be a hit from people, expect the Delenaer, they hated me, and I didn't really do nothing. But I thought and thought about what to do for this finally farwell to this story and thought...I know what to do now. So if you made it this far, thank you, for reading, for reviews and for all the support and the little flames I got from this story. So I have to say is that this might be the end for the shows but not the end for Damon and Stefan's adventures. Or the fan adding things to make it better. Shows They Can't Do Together maybe done...for now...but now Movies They Can't Do Together will be born, and hopeful better written than this.
Damon: Oh shit. Are you for real.
*Smiles* Yep. Movies are just as fun as shows and there's alot to make fun of.
Tyler: Why?
Just simply, because it's fun!
Caroline: Well good for you.
So to the 115 that favs this story, 70 that follows, and the 1287 that reviewed, thank you. For reading all the filth, the craziness, and the oc characters. And also for the one characters that were here but disappeared in the shit load of people. Thank you all. Peace.
Caroline: Love.
Bonnie: I want revenge!
Pam: *Rolls Eyes*
Damon: I'm more sexier than you, by a freaking land slide.
Dean: Go away.
Sam: Please don't fight!
Stefan: We need a shock collar for him.
Tara: Yep. * Smiles*
Stefan: *Blushes*
Elena: I hate you all.
Bella: Here. Here.
Caroline: I love you.
Tyler: I love you too, but don't touch my butt like that.
Caroline: *Twitch* ERIC!
Eric: ..*Smirks*
Jacob: These taco...are great.
Seth: I'm floating!
Leah: Stop looking at me!
Derrick: *Smiles*
Bob: I will destroy you all!
Edward: ...Disgusting tofu bastard.
Alice: *Laughs*
Jack: I am finally out of that bloody closet! I need a drink.
Danny: Dude you reek.
Dominic: Let's set him on fire!
Dante: GET HIM!
Nina: …
Katherine: He is high flammable. Do it outside. Safety first!
Castiel:...
Insanity: I wanna help!
Do not set Jack on fire! He will blow up!
Jack: Love is right, all the alcohol is soaked up inside me, and if I get caught on fire then it's kaboom for me.
Dante: Let's blow him up!
Alice: We want to thank Shac89, Vie, Rouge Assasin, ccase13, and Veronica Mars for the reviews!
Bye guys!
Damon: Peace out!
Stefan: Let's get out of here before Jack explodes!
Everyone: *Runs away*
Damon: The show is over. Why did Chi call us?
Stefan: *Shrugs* Must be good.
*A computer sat up in the middle of the room*
Damon: *Looks around before walking to the computer* It looks like a fic.
Stefan: Must be a trap.
Damon: Can't be. This is Chi's room, she wouldn't destroy it herself. Besides she's stupid.
Stefan: *Takes a seat and looks at the screen* Stefan's Hershey?
Damon: Oh no. It's a trap!
*Drums start playing*
Damon: Shit! We have to...
Stefan: AH!
Damon: What!
Stefan: *Throws up* It's a yaoi with you on top.
Damon: I rather have that then the other way around. *Shivers*
Stefan: *Boredly* Hahaha! What is that sound?
Damon: Get up and let's go. Now!
Stefan: Something is behind us.
Damon: *Lets out a breath* Let's turn around on one, two, three
*Both turn around*
Stefan: Nothing there.
Damon: Good. Let's grab this computer, smash it only that yaoi lovers head, and teacher her not to fuck with me! *Turns around then screams*
Stefan: *Turns around and screams*
Insanity: Why did you call the guys back to the room without me killing them?
I wanted them to learn a lesson!
Insanity: Who is in the room?
Hahaha! Slender man!