pijanpijanhide bio
Author has written 4 stories for Glee, and Once Upon a Time. I used to write stories and poems like 10 years ago but then decided to give up career of journalist and decided to go for political science. So last few years all my writing expression was brief and matter-of-fact work, so please, don't be too horrified with my attempt to go back to charms of all these methaphors and beautiful words. It takes time to be in shape of master of fan fiction:) So I'm ok to be in my baby phase for now:) Covering georgeous eventually-real! couple of Brittany and Santana mostly:) And I'm not against covering other sexy ladies from Glee as well:) |
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The Queen's Prisoner by The-Guardian-Shadow reviews
During the war between kingdom's, Emma finds out just how the Evil the queen is.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,205 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 128 - Updated: Oct 6, 2013 - Published: Jan 16, 2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Second First Time by WriterUnderTheRadar reviews
Suddenly she feels a hand at the back of her head, pinning her hard to the brunette's body. "Don't stop" she hears a breathy moan from above as slender fingers tangle themselves into her hair. Emma looks up shortly, and what she sees makes a white heat spread through her body, from her fingertips all the way to her now increasingly wet center. Fluffy smut fest!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 25 - Published: Jun 20, 2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
The Blind Sea by Barbie Shoes reviews
"The bed dipped, then slowly evened out as she lay down, spreading her weight across it. She stilled, and I held my breath, feeling her eyes as they bore into the back of my head. It was so new, this wanting of her affection, that I dared not allow myself to desire, only to let things happen as they may." — Swan Queen, Regina's POV. Post S2 finale.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,304 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 231 - Updated: Jun 4, 2013 - Published: Jun 1, 2013 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] - Complete
Love Her Like She's Leaving by absedarian reviews
You fight against your feelings for the longest time, harder than you fought many battles in your lifetime. You refuse to accept that she makes you weak in the knees, makes your heart melt when she gives you her most sheepish grin, makes you forget who you are, whose daughter she is. Swan Queen, inspired by Brad Paisley's song of the same name.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 46 - Published: Apr 3, 2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Don't Get Caught by awhitefairytale reviews
One shot based on all of this Swan Queen Bench picture madness :) Enjoy! I appreciate reviews!
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 16 - Published: Mar 1, 2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Truth Serum (aka The One Time Emma Got Mysteriously High) by EmmaShalforever reviews
Regina has to take care of a high sheriff. A possible way for them to get together, either before or after the curse is broken. One Shot
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,864 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 52 - Published: Feb 21, 2013 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
To Remember Her Happy Ending by hope2x reviews
"She doesn't even remember her family! How am I going to explain this to her when she hates me!" She was falling apart now. The way the women in the other room had just looked at her, with such disdain. That wasn't her wife. That was the Mayor, the Evil Queen maybe…but not her wife. (story re-edited 5-15-18)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,046 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 1,061 - Updated: Feb 8, 2013 - Published: Dec 16, 2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Incoming Messages by hunnyfresh reviews
Ruby makes Emma a dating profile. The only catch is that she's listed as a guy. That wouldn't be such a problem if Emma hadn't found Regina's profile and begins communicating with the Mayor
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,937 - Reviews: 2084 - Favs: 3,947 - Follows: 1,688 - Updated: Feb 7, 2013 - Published: Dec 29, 2012 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] - Complete
Good Vibes by Katerina de Annika reviews
Regina finds herself struggling to control herself in public when Emma has the remote to a certain sex toy
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 27 - Published: Jan 15, 2013 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.] - Complete
The Enchanted Phallus by Exquisiteliltart reviews
Regina needs Emma's help to dispel the large amount of fairy dust she sucked in from the portal.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,099 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 271 - Updated: Dec 21, 2012 - Published: Dec 16, 2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Stay by Echo-AU reviews
Stay: - it's such a small word; short and to the point, elegant only in its simplicity. But it is perhaps one of the hardest words Emma Swan has ever said, and most definitely the hardest word Regina Mills has ever heard.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,270 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 29 - Published: Nov 29, 2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
Seduces Me by CreampuffedEvilRegal reviews
"Five years together and Emma still never ceases to surprise Regina. She had been so sure that by this time they would be tired of each other and surprises would end, but Regina was (possibly for the first time) glad that she was wrong."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 22 - Published: Nov 26, 2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Reliance by Andie404 reviews
Written for Glee Kink Meme prompt. World War 2 AU. Rachel is a prostitute in a military brothel, and Quinn is an SS Officer who visits her. g!p. dubcon. Oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,072 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 87 - Published: Nov 22, 2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Leaving Storybrooke by daykestrel reviews
Regina has lost. She only sees one option. Swan Queen.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 116 - Updated: Nov 9, 2012 - Published: Nov 7, 2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Don't Know Why (Just Do) by thefooliam reviews
Brittany doesn't really know a lot of things but she was so sure of that one.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,108 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 109 - Published: Oct 30, 2012 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Hot and Bothered by highheelsandchocolate reviews
'A relationship without a little bite in it is no fun at all.' Swan-Queen smut. Set loosely toward the end of the first season except Emma knows Regina is the Evil Queen and Regina has magic ;)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,657 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 112 - Published: Oct 16, 2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Welcome Home by Standbackufools reviews
After finally getting Emma (and Snow) back from Fairy Tale Land, Regina gives Emma a much needed welcome home present...
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 58 - Published: Oct 8, 2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Reasons Why by Ly Merrick reviews
Rachel needs to know why Quinn steals looks at her during class, and why it matters so much. One-shot, brief smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 23 - Published: Sep 29, 2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Booty Call by 01shane01 reviews
Faberry Sexytimes, Post car crash. G!P warning.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 113 - Updated: Sep 9, 2012 - Published: Apr 18, 2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Black Lace by Standbackufools reviews
Emma and Henry find a way around the 'no visiting' rule involving binoculars and the walkie talkie. Emma's attention is fully on her son, she truly doesn't intend to watch Regina at all. At least until the mayor begins undressing in front of her window..
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,964 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 1,310 - Follows: 461 - Updated: Jul 11, 2012 - Published: Feb 25, 2012 - [Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen] - Complete
Through the Flames by Queerologist reviews
After the curse is broken Regina goes into hiding; no one seeing her for weeks. Strangely worried about the other woman, Emma tracks down a cabin deep in the woods where the mayor is hiding and goes to check up on her. But Regina notices she's there and invites Emma for a drink. Sparks fly between the two women and it turns into a completely different kind of visit.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Published: Jul 9, 2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
Coming Home by Queerologist reviews
Emma is having casual sex with both Regina and Ruby; no strings attached. They both decide that they want more on the same day, leaving Emma with a hard decision to make. Written for a tumblr prompt.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 11 - Published: Jul 3, 2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
A Change of Plans by RedYellow11 reviews
What if Rachel had a different idea to get back at Finn for sleeping with Santana? Spoilers up to the sectionals part of Special Education. Pezberry. Please R&R.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 59,931 - Reviews: 468 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 854 - Updated: Jun 21, 2012 - Published: Jan 14, 2011 - Rachel B., Santana L. - Complete
And So the Day Begins by louicorn reviews
For some, waking up is the worst part of their day. For others, the best. As for Santana and Brittany, waking up to each other made every morning one of the most memorable moments of their lives. Here is a story told through all the mornings they shared.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,227 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 142 - Updated: Jun 21, 2012 - Published: May 14, 2011 - Santana L., Brittany P.
Relaxation Anticipation and Norma Winston by edean13 reviews
This is a partner piece to my fic 'Sweet Old Ladies and Saturdays'. Regina and Emma have been...relaxing with each other for three months and the realize it's time to tell Henry. Very, very mild M rating.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,118 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 10 - Published: Jun 12, 2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Forbidden Fruit by Her Bespoke Curse reviews
One-shot. AU for established Swan Queen. If Emma and Regina had been together for a while in secret, how might the kitchen scene in An Apple Red As Blood have gone? M for sexytimes.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,500 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: May 14, 2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Spontaneous by Googlekins reviews
Emma is haveing a very unique problem my undying thanks to my lovely and talented Beta, SwansAndQueens MWWAH
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,256 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 17 - Published: Apr 14, 2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Rumor Has It by Queerologist reviews
Rumor has it Madame Mayor's new secretary has a rather large, rather obvious crush on her which makes a certain Emma Swan extremely jealous.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 44 - Published: Apr 4, 2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
All That Is by wearecrossroads reviews
For Quinntana Week 2012, Day 5: Family Life. Future!AU. Their Sundays are Santana's favorite.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,663 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 21 - Published: Mar 31, 2012 - Quinn F., Santana L. - Complete
Apples and Niceties by meremortal2k3 reviews
Henry wants Emma to convince Regina to let him see her more often. PWP about apples and being nice.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 28 - Published: Mar 16, 2012 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Bittersweet by YourGleek reviews
After their daughter sets them up for disaster, exes Santana and Rachel go through a whole lot of drama to begin the process of sorting out their issues. Pezberry Future!Fic. One-Shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,009 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 20 - Published: Mar 9, 2012 - Santana L., Rachel B. - Complete
Just a reminder by Thewhitestars reviews
Sometimes the good Deputy just needs to be reminded of exactly who is in charge.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 52 - Updated: Feb 4, 2012 - Published: Jan 16, 2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
Never Stay But Then Again I Might by writetherest reviews
And Regina wasn't afraid. Because Emma Swan had come back. / 5 Times Emma Leaves Regina Only To Come Back Again
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,454 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 31 - Published: Jan 23, 2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S. - Complete
Substantial Evidence to the Contrary by K'sChoiceofAFI reviews
Quinn corners Rachel in a bathroom stall and asks her to do a very important favor.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 63 - Published: Sep 12, 2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Smack that by VerbalXpression reviews
Quinn is a total ass girl. Porn without plot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 47 - Published: Sep 12, 2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Redwood by theSoundofLiterature reviews
The Glee Club goes on a camping trip, and Rachel is less than thrilled. However, she unexpectedly finds comfort from the person she least expected to.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,028 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 118 - Updated: Sep 2, 2011 - Published: Aug 31, 2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Moving In by louicorn reviews
Brittany and Santana have the same problem: the girl next door. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,110 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 483 - Updated: Aug 4, 2011 - Published: Jun 1, 2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Dare To Bare by Faberrittanainthetardis reviews
Brittany pulls out a board game at a sleepover with Rachel, Quinn and Santana leading to…interesting developments. FABERRITTANA.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,271 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 138 - Updated: Jul 29, 2011 - Published: Jul 25, 2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
By The Light Of The Moon by Kendarrr reviews
Rachel and Quinn, at night, the moon streaming in through the window. Quinn feels inspired.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 10 - Published: Jul 16, 2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Is This Seat Taken? by HappyLaura reviews
Written for a prompt at the glee kink meme! Rachel sits on Quinns lap during glee and smuttyness occurs!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 64 - Published: Jul 14, 2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Fill Me, Drill Me, Fulfill Me by lpfiction reviews
A Glee Kink Meme Fill: Quinn, with a boner after watching Rachel's incredibly sexy performance of Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me, grabs her and does everything the lyrics say. Warning: girl!penis Quinn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 58,735 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,188 - Follows: 598 - Updated: Jul 9, 2011 - Published: Feb 8, 2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Apple Pie, Small Fry by dylanhart reviews
Quinn's obsessed with Fourth of July, fireworks and Rachel in vintage dresses. And Rachel's obsessed with teasing Quinn. Explosions happen.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,426 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 34 - Published: Jun 24, 2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Marked by ilikewhitevans reviews
Quinn's not as pure as you thought...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,489 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: Jun 11, 2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Flying A Mile High by HappyLaura reviews
Smutty Oneshot. Quinn and Rachel join the mile high club. Please review!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,629 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 15 - Published: Jun 8, 2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Beautiful When You Don't Try by itwasadream reviews
Future fic. Written off of the prompt: Quinn is an up and coming photographer charged with photographing the award winning Rachel Berry. Faberry goodness. M rating for later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 111 - Words: 480,072 - Reviews: 3800 - Favs: 3,080 - Follows: 979 - Updated: May 5, 2011 - Published: Sep 3, 2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
This Kiss by poetzproblem reviews
One pivotal moment can change everything. Rachel and Quinn share a kiss during a game of spin the bottle, and the gleeks decide to play cupid. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 148,801 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 954 - Updated: Apr 5, 2011 - Published: Jan 31, 2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Golden Globes Aftermath by MissHeatherMichelle reviews
Naya does some flirting at the Golden globes and Heather isn't happy about it. Heya Slight Achelle moments
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,930 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 271 - Updated: Mar 31, 2011 - Published: Jan 18, 2011 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Comfort in the Night by pleasant-hell reviews
She did it for Quinn. Quinn needed it. Quinn needed to feel in control. Quinn needed the power.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,155 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,175 - Follows: 376 - Updated: Jan 21, 2011 - Published: Dec 22, 2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
Beautiful Lie by Jedi Luka reviews
Quinn and Rachel have been in love and happily married for years, but what happens when rachel gets caught sinning?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,162 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 16 - Published: Oct 24, 2010 - Quinn F., Rachel B. - Complete
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Sticking to the real one reviews
Regina overhears the conversation between Emma and Ruby and thinks they are talking about Regina being bad in bed.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,253 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 128 - Updated: Apr 26, 2013 - Published: Apr 20, 2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Everything changed reviews
It's time for Nationals and Quinn and Rachel are forced to share the room while there are some hidden feelings that they have for each other, of course. Plot getting to some M if wanted :
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,132 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 237 - Updated: Aug 18, 2012 - Published: Apr 8, 2012 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
Proved wrong reviews
Quinn and Rachel meet after one-night stand 6 years ago resulting in Quinn running away without any explanation. And now they are about to meet again. Some angry talk, sweet talk, sexy times, just Faberry as we want it.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: Mar 21, 2012 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Hobbits can make great traps, right Santana? reviews
PEZBERRY! Glee kids were on a trip in mountains when Santana got caught into the web Rachel has been obviously working on for long time. M for a reason.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 95,259 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 162 - Updated: Feb 13, 2012 - Published: Jul 12, 2011 - Santana L., Rachel B.
