Author has written 9 stories for Story of Tracy Beaker, Taggart, and Ghost Whisperer. Hey, Hey! So I got bored and decided that now was a good a time as any to do this. Anyway to start off, my pen name is supposed to be misspelled so I'd appreciate it if you didn't point it out XD. Apparently pengins are like penguins in almost every way except they secretly have the ability to fly, and they, along with cheesecake, precipitate the end of the world. Long story short; it's one of those stories that you don't understand unless you were there. Saying that, I was there and I still don't quite understand it, :-/, ah well. I currently live in a small town in Scotland about 22 miles outside of Glasgow that fails at life. I'm not exaggerating in any way when I say it's a shithole. I always feel sorry for the people who come off a cruise after paying x amount of money to go somewhere nice just to end up in Inverclyde with people like me, it must suck. ;p I'm pro-choice, pro-equal rights (well done New York!), and I love eating meat too much to become a vegetarian any time soon. I know/knew too many people who's lives have been ruined by both drugs and carrying a knife to be in favour of either. It's slice not square, both Rangers and Celtic suck equally and I'm not religious in the slightest. I would happily stalk Jensen Ackles if I had the funding (and a car or any form of transport really) and I hate it when you pick up a drink only to realise that you've already drank it. I loathe fake people, mainly fake girls, so much that I want to punch them in the face with a sharp stick, and despite having an interest in politics I can't seem to watch a political programme, or even the news, without getting pissed off at something in it and shouting at the TV. I don't have anger issues at all. [/sarcasm] - Scotland; the best team ever at grabbing defeat from the hands of victory - Some stuff I like: Books In no particular order; 1984, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Brave New World, Something Wicked This Way Comes, The Culture Novels, Fahrenheit 451, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?, Eye in the Sky, The Minority Report, The Discworld series, The Hitch-Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, American Gods, Good Omens, Emma, The Dresden Files, Goosebumps (those books were legendary), Tamora Pierce's books (both Circle and Tortall Universes though I prefer Circle series) and The Princess Bride. As well as countless others I've either forgotten or can't be bothered writing down. I've never really noticed how much fantasy/Sci-Fi I read before I done this. Music
TV Shows Other than the first two - which I love - there is again no order; Supernatural, Gary: Tank Commander, Mrs Brown's Boys, Ghost Whisperer, Lost, House, Glee, Death Note, The Mentalist, Numb3rs, Bones, Lie to Me, So Weird (does anyone else remember that from the Disney Channel?), The Inbetweeners, Doctor Who?, Pokemon, Big Bang Theory, Outnumbered, Are You Afraid of the Dark? (loved it!), Mock the Week and Deadly 60. Movies Any and all Horror films. Even if they're terrible, you'll get a good laugh at the awfulness if nothing else. I also like; Labyrinth, The Devil's Backbone, Pan's Labyrinth, The Way She Moves, Dirty Dancing (1+2), Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Drop Dead Fred (the remake better be good), Matilda, National Treasure (1+2), A Walk in the Clouds, Pirates of the Caribbean, A Little Princess, Zoolander, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Ponyo, Shaun of the Dead, most Disney movies, Dodgeball and a few others. Comedians Russell Howard, Dylan Moran, my friends sister, Ed Byrne, Milton Jones, Billy Connolly, Jamie Kilstein (kinda), Michael McIntyre, Bill Hicks, Tim Minchin, Brendan O'Carroll and a few obvious others that I'm sure I'm missing. I've saw this on a couple of profiles now and I like the general idea of it: Review Pledge I promise to review every fanfic I read whether it be fantastic, useless or anywhere in between. I make this pledge because I know how frustrating it is for an author to have hundreds, or thousands, of hits and only have a handful of reviews. Copy and paste this into your profile if you promise to do the same, or like me, at least try to. Disclaimers I'm getting kinda sick of writing one for every story so just assume I don't own anything, it'll save us all time and energy. And on that note, please feel free to review/critique/award cake/catch the pigeons/give general feedback on any of my stories or to PM me about anything. So, I suppose that's it. You have officially wasted time in your life reading this that you'll never get back. Meh, sucks to be you. Peace Out. :D |
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