BarnitoSupremehide bio
Author has written 3 stories for Glee. Okay, I'm bored and I have writer's block. So I might as well do this profile thing. Where to start? My name is Shawn. I'm 22 years old. Despite the fact that I'm on a FanFiction site and I primarily write about Glee, I do have a social life. I'm an actor and I'm moving to either LA or NYC after college in Ohio, I was born up in the Great White North. Neil Patrick Harris is my idol, and my name is taken from an episode of How I Met Your Mother. Barnito Supreme was one of NPH's character's many nicknames for his genitals. I'm heterosexual. I'm not a virgin. Also, I want to marry Dianna Agron. |
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Don't Ever Look Back by GreggoAddict reviews
"Blaine…I don't want to die." Blaine felt his heart swell at the words. They sounded so weak, so vulnerable, so scared...Sam and Blaine are missing after volunteering to pick up pizza during Rachel's party. NOT BLAM! M for later chapters!Not Gleeverse!R&R
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 11/6/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Blaine A., Sam E.
As If We Never Said Goodbye by Catty Jay reviews
Three weeks. That's all it took. Santana finds herself four thousand miles away from home with only a backpack and a feisty blonde for company. When you're nineteen, three weeks can change your life.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 120,374 - Reviews: 989 - Favs: 1,580 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Santana L., Quinn F.
The Klaine CrissColfer Show by BlaineyDevon reviews
In which Kurt and Blaine are real people, and Chris and Darren are fictional, but both couples endure many challenges. Majorly AU. Klaine. CrissColfer. Two stories in one! SEASON TWO NOW UP!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 144,697 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Once More by cerberus angel reviews
"We will live the life of husband and wife even if it may not be in this lifetime. I will come back again and again until I get it right." A promise made centuries ago...that remained unfilled until now. ...A love that transcends time. (Reincarnation AU)
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 190,496 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 3/20/2011 - [Rachel B., Sam E.] [Quinn F., Finn H.]
Dirty Little Secret by PatchesOfInk reviews
Rachel has a secret and Quinn has figured it out - but will Quinn use this knowledge to exact revenge on Rachel for telling Finn that Puck was really the father or will she use her own experiences to help. WARNING - language and sexual content, rape.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 77 - Words: 208,644 - Reviews: 1594 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
The Blind Date by zorak coast to coast reviews
An AU futurefic in which Santana is set up on a blind date with stoner!Brittany. WARNING: Contains lesbian sex and drug usage!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,897 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/24/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
On the Run by cornisbetteronthecob reviews
Finn hasn't always lived in Ohio. His name hasn't always been Finn. But he is a survivor, Sam and Dean Winchester can attest to that. Rated for gore and language.
Crossover - Supernatural & Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Finn H. - Complete
This Kiss by poetzproblem reviews
One pivotal moment can change everything. Rachel and Quinn share a kiss during a game of spin the bottle, and the gleeks decide to play cupid. Faberry.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 148,801 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 2,819 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Rachel B., Quinn F. - Complete
Secrets and Lies by athos21 reviews
Girl!Peen Quinn wants Rachel. awful at summaries! Please, read and review! :D Might be tempted to write a second part if you ask for it!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,586 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Quinn F., Rachel B.
All about the pleasing by Gleek1981 reviews
Samchel. 6 month anniversary. It's smut, so the rating is there for a reason people:
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Rachel B., Sam E. - Complete
City By The Bay by BroodBoy reviews
Sequel to "More Than Anyone". Quinn and the Glee kids head off on their trip to San Francisco, California for the summer before Senior year. focuses on the growth of their characters. Quinn/OC, Finchel, Brittana, Puck/OC, Kurt/Blaine. read more inside
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,196 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/21/2011 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Quinn F.
Strings of a Guitar by Politics.and.Prose reviews
ABANDONED. Reread and thought it kinda sucked. Sorry, guys.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,366 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
Bruised by coffeeandcigarettes reviews
Sam still remembers...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Sam E., Kurt H. - Complete
Red Meets Blue by heartsmash reviews
Rachel's burgeoning career is threatened before the premiere of her first movie. Who can she trust and turn to for protection? Multi-chaptered P/R future-fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,087 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
More Than Anyone by BroodBoy reviews
COMPLETE! Slight AU. A new transfer student shows up and may be the perfect guy for Quinn, who is having post partum symptoms. Can she let her walls down and let him help her? Quinn/OC, slight Quick, Faberry friendship, Brittana, Finchel
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 166,523 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Quinn F. - Complete
Morning Glory by Jencey86 reviews
Brittany wakes up, but doesn't want to wake Santana. Girl!peen. Full summary inside, Mature content!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Brittany P., Santana L. - Complete
Are You Sure? SMUT OFF by calleigh4ever reviews
Prompt was: Emma giving Will a blowjob, swallowing, and then going to brush her teeth/mouthwash.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,924 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Emma P., Will S. - Complete
fool me once, fool me twice by hyacinthian reviews
Their official story, on the record, is that they don't have a story, but their non story spans months, years. BarneyRobin.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,281 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Barney S., Robin S. - Complete
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Something to Change Your Mind reviews
Sam Evans is debating on leaving New Directions, and only the co-captain can possibly convince him otherwise. Evanberry rated M for language and smut in later chapters.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,969 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Rachel B., Sam E.
Finn's Choice reviews
Finn has to choose between Rachel and Football. M rating to be safe.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Finn H., Rachel B. - Complete
She's On Your Mind reviews
A new kid enters McKinley, and tries to fit in with the craziness. Horrible summary, I know Santana/OC, Quam, Finchel. Slight AU. OC/Sam friendship, OC/Finn friendship.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,876 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Santana L.
