Hi! What's up, people of fandoms? I will pretend I'm not disturbed by your stalkerish-ness and give you some insight into Skyclaw's personal lair.

MUAHAAHHAHHAHAHA!!!

Oh! And Darth Vader says hi. So does the charizard (the pokemon, in case you didn't know).

Age: Classified. Old enough to be allowed to drive the family car, young enough to enjoy Harry Potter. (Ps: Everyone of every age can drive in the city if they don't get caught by the police. You don't have to be sixteen. We're rule-breakers here. And you know what we Potterheads say: Harry Potter is ageless.)

Education: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, I.N.S.A.N.E, Goode Middle School, School (Itex). L.I.V.E

Accomplishments of Note: Victor of the 63rd Games

Address: War Drobe, Spare Oom

Current Location:Camp Half-Blood

Currently: Using Hershey Kisses to numb the pain of Writer's Block.

Books:

Percy Jackson (Daughter of Zeus, here. Although occasionally, I might shift and become Daughter of Thanatos), Mysterious Benedict Society (Riddles are epic. So is Morse Code.), The Secret Series (SUPER EPIC! Love the crazy narrator's snide humor), Hunger Games (Death on reality TV? Gimmie that over Keeping Up With The Kardashians any time!), Maximum Ride (Wings. Need I say more?), 39 Clues (DUDE. Travel all around the world trying not to get killed by phyco relatives? JKGHKJSKJGBDSKASJVH. Sorry. Epic Attack. I'm an Ekat, by the way), Artemis Fowl (Boy genius meets faries. EPIC), City of Ember, Warriors, Mortal Instruments, Uglies (Imagine Drag Queens such as my sister ruling the world. And you add in a rebel. What's not to like?), Maze Runners (Awesomely gory and real. Even though they live in a Dystopian-Apocalyptic future and are trapped in a cage with no girls whatsoever.) and those action books. I hate Meg Cabot and her princessy books. Beacon street too. No originality. And I hate the title. Oh and Twilight. Argh! Stephanie Meyer! Vampires don't sparkle! They are cruel and bite people's necks. Watch Dracula.

Music:

Owl City (! LOVE) , Bowling For Soup, The Grand Magnolias, Bruno Mars, Train, Coldplay, One Republic, Five For Fighting, one or two of Linkin Park, Black Eyed Peas, Neon Trees, Jason Mraz, 30 Seconds to Mars, The Script, random songs, random orchestra compositions of movie soundtracks (Hans Zimmer, John Wiliams, Alexander something [composer of HP DHP2.] and Mark Machina... need I say more?) I'm more of an Alternative Rock with a dash of Alternative Pop, something upbeat with catchy rythm. Maybe Electonica (recently got into Daft Punk), some oldies songs (Beatles, Aerosmith, what-their-face's Walk like an Egyptian, BeeJees, Elton John, Rolling Stones, etc). I got into a bit of Indie, courtesy of The Grand Magnolias (American Idol 2011 eliminee, Paul McDonald, anyone?) and Owl City. I listen to ALMOST anything.

Owh and review my stories pwease?!

ATTENTION ALL YE WHO READS THE TALES OF MAX RIDE

I have an ongoing project. I co-authored it with my friend, Silver.Wings.05. Read it if you read Maximum Ride. It's about a new flock, with different kinds of experiments. Here's the link:

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/6957629/1/The_Team

Hope you enjoy.

Questions you might want to ask me:

Why is your profile picture Darth Vader holding a pokeball?

I found this beauty in the internet! I dunno. I'm a fan of Pokemon but not so much Star Wars, though I think it would be epic if I cared about aliens. I do, but I just don't have the time to open the book. Plus, it makes me look like a geek. (Me + Reading + Star Wars Cover = Very Bad)

Why is your name 'Skyclaw'?

A tribute to my first novel, Warriors! Even though I don't read it often anymore, I respect it because it's what pulled me into this wonderful world of reading and fantasies! Still love ya, Erin Hunter! Oh, and I'm currently a fan of Percy Jackson so I named my imaginary sword, Skyclaw. I wanted to be a daughter of Zeus. Oh, and I like Luke Skywalker's light saber. Really cool. Shiny.

If you become a famous author in the future and have bestseller books, can I be your agent?

I appreciate your faith in me! Really, I'm flattered and all, but I've promised my mom she'd be. Sorry. But, if you buy me Mrs. Field cookies, I might be able to include your kid in my will, giving them some of the royalities to my books. :D

If you believe in Jesus Christ, put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because the in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

NOTICE:

Recently, I have put up many quizzes about myself. Cross that. Recently, I have taken down many quizzes about myself. Not sure why.

One day, I woke up feeling concieted and decided to make myself less Slytherin / Lucian / Ares-like. So yeah. Now I have this whole space where I can do anything and everything.

WHEEE!!

I can break into my refridgerator and eat all the Hershey Kisses!

I can listen to music with earbuds all day long (and not be worried about going deaf)!

I can fly into space with a biscuit pooping rainbows and singing along with repetitive electronic music!

POOP. POOP. POOP. POOOOOOOOOOP.

Heh. POOP is such a funny word. Yeah, it deserves to be capitalized. Hm. It kind of looks like an acronym. POOP. Perfectly Operational Odor Perservers.

You know how much I hate acronyms? T H I S M U C H.

Which is kind of big. I mean: LOL! ROFL. LMAO. BRB, going to KFC. TTFN, DC comics FTW! SMS you later. PS: You're my BBF, YTF, AAMOF. AAR, ANS. AW, I am ABT2 ADBB with an ACORN. THX!

Yeah, I googled some of these. Ridiculous ain't it? This has nothing to do with my previous note whatsoever. Why am I putting this in my profile? I am an ACORN. (A completely obsessive really nutty person.) YAY! One step to unconcietedness!

About Myself...THE TRUTH (HAH!)

1. Name: Classified. I know it says THE TRUTH, but what if you're some kind of Vesper? Hmm?

2. Nickname: Skyclaw. Mik. Mickey. Lorem Ipsum (what I call my alter ego)

4. Male or Female : Female. (Pick 100 authors on FF and probably 99% of them are females.)

5. Primary school: I was bullied.

6. Elementary school: Awesome.

7. High school : Not there yet.

8. Hair color:Jet-black, raven-colored, the color of midnight. It makes my hair sound cooler than real life, doesn't it?

9. Tall or short: Eh, I used to be one of the tallest, but now, I'm middle sized. I'm happy. At least I'm not a midget.

or Camera: Toughie. You can read the fanfics on the phone, so imma say phone. :P

13. Health Freak: Today alone, I've downed two cups of coke and a whole chocolate bar. Yep.

14. Orange or apple: Hm. I like oranges but LOVE apple juice. I'm gonna say apples.

15. Do you have a crush on someone: WHY? Are you going to recruit this crush (if I had one) for the Vespers to try and charm me of my branch secrets? O_o

16. Eat or Drink: Drink. 'Cause liquids don't get as much love.

17. Piercings: On my ears, nose, belly button and tongue. Not. Cause that would really hurt (and tickle, I mean, who pierces their bellybuttons? OW! HAHAH! OUCH!! HAHAH!!! DUDE STOP THAT! MY MIND'S CONFLICTED!).

18. Pepsi or Coke: COOOOKE. But not Diet Coke. I like the original.

HAVE YOU EVER?

19.Been in an airplane: YUP.

20.Been in a relationship: Gross.

21.Been in a car accident: Mm-hmm. Well, technically, I wasn't hurt or anything, but the glass shattered when my car hit a tree with me in it.

22.Been in a fist fight: I'm an agent. What do you think?

23.First Piercing: My ego.

24.First Best Friend: I don't remember her name, but she was in my old school, back when I was in first grade. My first guy friend was a person who acted like a mute. I remembered trying to play dominoes with him. I ended up playing for his side and my side. XD

25.First Award: Birth certificate.

26.First Crush: WOAH. I remembered I had this crush when I was a kindergartener and actually kissed the guy accidentally. How, you ask? I was playing a game and 'accidentally' leaned forward and pecked him on the lips. O_O so weird.

27.First word: AAAAAARGHH!! (I had a hard time getting out of my mom.)

29.Last friend you talked to in person: My sis. I was asking what song I should play for Christmas on my ukulele.

30.Last friend you texted: This guy. He asked for my phone number. HE ASKED EVERYONE FOR THEIR PHONE NUMBERS, SO DON'T GET AN IDEA.

31.Last friend you watched a movie with: My mom. (she is my friend) Tintin! Less than three!

32.Last food I ate: Rice + Chicken + Spicy = Spicy rice chicken XD

33. Last movie you watched: TINTIN!

34. Last song you listened to: White Christmas - Katy Perry. AND NO. It isn't a racist song.

35. Last thing you bought: Some bug spray for camping.

36. Last person(thing) you hugged: My ukulele. HAH.

FAVE:

37. Food: Oh, I can go on and on. Chicken teriyaki is the top of the list.

38. Drinks: Ice lemon tea.

39. Bottoms: Pervert.

40. Flower: Sunflowers. They remind me of Wizard of Oz. Sigh.

41. Animal: Big cats. Lions, tigers and bears. SORRY! Haha.

42. Colors: Blue. I love it. It's the most flexible color in the rainbow. Next is yellow (because it's my team color) and third is green, because it's Katniss's favorite color. :)

43. Movie: As of now, it's still 127 Hours. Yeah, I know it's a 'last year' movie, but I love the message to this day.

44. Subjects: Humanities and English.

HAVE YOU EVER...

45. Fallen in love with someone: Yep. A fictional character. XD

46. Celebrated Halloween: Nope. Sad, isn't it? :(

47. Had your heart broken: Yeah.

48. Went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone: Mm-hmm.

49. Wanted to smack someone upside the head: YEAH. And I did it. With fingernails.

51. Eaten a whole standard sized pizza: YES!

52. Tried to do something, but couldn't succeed: Yep. As they say... "It's the CLIIIIIIMBB!!"

53. Did something I regret: Duh.

54. Broke a promise: Yeah.

55. Hid a secret: I am a freaking secret agent.

56. Pretended to be happy: Yeah. Secretly, I'm a depressed anti-social vermin. Which is why I am on the internet.

57. Met someone who changed your life: Yeah. Just last week.

58. Pretended to be sick: YES!

59. Left the country: Yup. I was on the run. Secret agent business, you know?

60. Tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it: Yes.

61. Cried over the silliest thing: Yep. Well, according to some people's prespective. My whole computer data was gone and so were my stories. I cried, though now, it looks silly. Later, I recovered the data, so don't worry. :D

62. Ran 5 miles: At one sitting (I mean, running. PUN!), nope.

63. Went to the beach with your best friends: YES. And would you believe it, it was on a field trip.

64. Got into an argument with your friends: Yeah. It's not outright arguing, but implied insults.

65. Hated someone: Yes.

66. Stayed single for a whole year: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Obviously.

CURRENTLY:

67. Eating: Nah.

68. Drinking: Nope.

69. Listening to: I have earplugs on, but no music. So nothing.

70. Thinking about: My headache because I tried to think about thinking to answer this thinking question about what I'm thinking about so I'm trying to think what I'm trying to think about. INCEPTION.

71. Plans for today: Homework. Haha.

72. Waiting for: My brain to stop throbbing.

YOUR FUTURE:

73. Want kids: Yeah. Adopted.

74. Want to get married: Not really. I don't want to pick up dirty laundry for a man. I mean, have you smelled the guy's bathroom? It's despicable.

75. Careers in mind: Author, professional ukulele-ist, internet-owner, cupcake-tester, book-reviewer, video-game designer, all-around awesome person.

WHICH IS BETTER IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?:

76. Lips or eyes: Eyes. I like soulful, shiny eyes. :)

77. Shorter or taller: Taller. I mean, we're talking about the MAN in the relationship.

78. Romantic or spontaneous: Spontaneous. I mean, I don't want an Edward Cullen. Or a stalker.

79. Nice stomach or nice arms?: WELL, if he's going to have jiggly fats all around his midsection, that'd be gross.

81. Hook-up or relationship?: The phycopath within me says hook-up, because they're more interesting that way. XD

82. Looks or personality?: Personality. I mean, I'd rather get married to someone interesting like Stephen King than Jacob Black. Although, sometimes they can be both of them, like Robert Downey Jr. :D

HAVE YOU EVER:

83. Lost glasses/contacts: Yes. Lost them in Waterboom.

84. Snuck out of a house: Nope. I mean, I live in a capital city. It'd be a miracle if I don't get lost within five seconds.

85. Held a gun/knife for self defense: Yes actually. I had just horror movie and went to the kitchen to get water. I heard something behind me and grabbed a kitchen knife. Turns out it's only the wind. I also played tag and grabbed a compass and stabbed my sister with it. Oops.

86. Kissed someone before: Duh. I mean, my family.

87. Broken someone's heart: Probably.

88. Been in love: You asked this.

89. Cried when someone died: Almost. My fish died. YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED, FISHY! In Rue's death, I was close to crying too.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

90. Yourself: I'm going to have to do some soul-searching to answer that one.

91. Miracles: YES.

92. Love at first sight: Nope. Impossible. Except if you are Bella, in which case, LET THE VAMPIRES OUT.

93. Heaven: DUH.

94. Santa Clause: I'd be lying if I say I did, but I do believe in aliens.

TRUTHFULLY:

97. Is there one person you want to be with right now?: BWAHAHAHAHHAHA. Did I answer you question?

98. Do you know who your real friends are?: Trust no one.

99. Do you believe in God?: OF COURSE!

100. Would you change something in your life?: If this was a Sims game, I would use a cheat and gain money that way.

Weird Spoofed Version of my chapter 4 of my O:FC story:

Mercury motions for Zee to go. I can feel her inaudibly gulp beside me but she dissapears in a poof of smoke. I stand open mouthed and Mercury says, “I’m high.”

Marlin appeared. He says, “I love momma!”

That’s when I realized that this was a dream. I woke up and Marlin was standing over me. Wearing pink tights and holding a flamingo. I ran and jumped out of a window. I was actually ten stories up. I think I died. I’m not sure. I’m in someplace that’s really hot. There’s fire everywhere. Am I in hell...?

No, I’m in a sauna room. Holding a turkey.