Hello, and welcome to my profile!

My life motto is: You learn something new every time you do something obscenely stupid. (-that is a quote from Charlieissocoollike)

If you secretly wished for a Hogwarts letter when you were 11, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Not so seceretly...)

If you scroll down past all this crap, you will see a summary of my stories and a summary of the cartoon/book/tv show/whatever they are about.

Hiya, My name is _... (Yeah, I'm not putting my real name here)

People also call me:

Tamaki (from Ouran High School Host Club)

-Crunchie (Blonde on the inside, brunette on the outside). *wink*

I am obsessed with:

-Ouran High School Host Club

-Fullmetal Alchemist

-Soul Eater (DEATH THE -FREAKING- KID!!!!)

-Fruits Basket

-Doctor Who

-Harry Potter

-X-Men

-Gilmore Girls

-Charmed

-Glee

-Vampire Diaries

-Star Wars

-The Tribe

-Pirates of the Carribean

-Charlieissocoollike

-A Very Potter Musical

-A Very Potter Sequel

-Starship

-Superman and Smallville

MY FAVOURITE QUOTES:

"That sucked royal hippogriff!" Crabbe- A Very Potter Musical

"I can't go to Pigfarts, it's on MARS!" Draco Malfoy- A Very Potter Musical

"Is it wrong that my favourite anime character is a cross-dressing palm tree?" -My best friend.

"Okay, in Bleach everyones sword/blade thingy has a special ability. Ichigos ability is that his sword/blade thingy is SO FRIGGIN BIG!"- My other best friend.

"My name is Albus Dumbledore, but you can call me... Dumbledore. Of course you could call me Albus if you wanted detention. Just kidding- I'll expell you if you call me Albus!" Albus Dumbledore- A Very Potter Musical

"DRACO YOU LITTLE SH*T!" Voldemort- A Very Potter Musical

"Unbe-bloody-lievable!" Wild Child

"Did somebody say Draco Malfoy?" Draco Malfoy- A Very Potter Musical

"I'm not a douche I'm a douchebag!" -Me (unfortunately)

"Sorry, but this music may be a little G-A-Y!" - My music teacher.

A good friend will care for you when you hurt, a true friend will be sitting next to you laughing their asses off at you.

A good friend will comfort you when you cry. A best friend will already have a shovel, ready to bury the idiot who made you cry.

A best friend is the one that shows up, no questions asked- with a shovel if necessary.

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

Rules are like paperclips. Meant to hold things together, fun to bend, and easy to twist out of shape.

If you're pissed at someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, your a mile away from them, and you have their shoes!

What is this "kindness" you speak of?

I'm not insensitive. I just don't care.

I know it sounds like I'm in denial. But I'm not.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. OXYMORON ALERT!!!!

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

My stories:

A Clean Slate -A 'Tribe' story that continues on from season 5, creating my version of the never-made season 6. The Tribe is a post-apocalyptic TV show in which teenagers form tribes to survive a world void of grown-ups. It has heartbreak, drama and the occasional humorous moment (eg. "Don't talk to my husband like that, that's my job!"). This story is currently on Hiatus, for I am suffering from a serious condition called Tribe Withdrawal.

My First Time -A 'Tribe' story centering around Cloe and Ved (Cled) and the lead-up to their first time. ONESHOT.

Not So Typical -A 'Harry Potter' story about my OC Valerie, and what difference she would have made at Hogwarts and to other peoples' lives. Like, say, Fred, George, Malfoy and Hermione. (If you don't know what Harry Potter is, then you really should move out from under that rock!)

Fullmetal Messenger- A 'Fullmetal Alchemist' story where the FMA troope discover MSN. What trouble could possibly ensue? Lust and envy b*tch fights, Fureh Bradley diss-sessions, The Sound of Fullmetal Music (featuring the seven deadly sins), and account hacks resulting in some "interesting" usernames- THAT'S WHAT!!!

101 things NOT to do at HQ- A 'Fullmetal Alchemist story which I am working on at the moment. It's FMA's equivalent of the multiple HP fics titled "101 things not to do at Hogwarts".

-A 'Harry Potter' story that is currently unnamed, in which Teddy, Victoire, Lily L.P, James S.P and Albus P are transported back in time to the Marauders 7th year. (This is just an advanced notice, for this story is still in the very raw stage)

My OC's:

Valerie Malymer- A girl with tanned skin, long braided brown hairand hazel eyes. She is quite tall for her age (which annoys Desdemona to no end) and has been infected with Vampirism. She likes to spend her time studying, reading and hanging out with all of her friends, but usually spends her time keeping Desdemona on a -theoretical- leash. She is in Slytherin and part of the Trio that is VBD.

Desdemona Daniels- A Girl with black hair (but when it catches the light it looks slightly blue), a chalky pale complexion and blue eyes so dark they look black. She is also abnormally short for her age (but no one would dare point that out to her- unless they would like to end up in the hospital wing) and seems to be in a constant state of PMS'ing. She takes joy in teasing others and spends most of her time thinking of clever insults and nick-names rather than doing her homework. She is in Slytherin and part of the Trio that is VBD.

Billie Hathaway- A girl with blonde hair, fair skin and violet eyes. She usually wears her hair in a high pony-tail with her bangs on either side of her face and is incredibly dumb but unexpectedly wise (she acheives this by just stating the obvious and voicing her way of thinking). She likes to spend her time taking care of her two cats Bisco and Mimi, excercising and wandering off to explore Hogwarts. She is slytherin and the third part of the VBD trio.

Ace Archer- A boy with pale skin, blood-red eyes and scruffy brown hair. He has four long scars across his face that were made by his (insane) mothers fingernails when she tried to claw off his face. He is very quiet (but not shy) and doesn't talk to people because he pretty much hates the world. He is also very bitter and cynical, and finds it hard to trust people. He is in Slytherin.