Scarlett Rose Petal
 Author has written 7 stories for Ben 10, and Young Justice. Hi, I'm Scarlett Rose Petal. I'm a girl, and am fourteen years old! I have long brown hair and dark brown eyes and pale skin. I'm from Latvia, a really small country in Europe, but am fluent in English and soon to be French too. (Hopefully.) I love reading, writing, singing, and swimming and have never lived in one place for longer than four years. Now I'm living in Paris... for four years. When I was five we moved to NYC, and lived there for three years. I wish we could have stayed longer, but life goes on. I don't have any brothers or sisters, but I do have some younger, very annoying cousins. I'm the kind of girl that doesn't judge people just because they're different, and always gives them a chance. I always have been, and always will be loyal to my friends, no matter what kind of crap they get me, or themselves into. I'm not afraid to tell people what I really think, but also know when it's useless and just better to keep my mouth shut. I LOOOOOVVVVVE Ben 10! It's the best show EVER! But it could definitely use more Gwevin. I also like Justice League, Young Justice, Vampire Diaries, the Mediator series, and the Hunger Games. My motto for life: You take, you break, you feel, you deal. If you long to steal Kevin's car and take it for a joy ride around Bellwood, copy and paste this onto your profile. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. YOUR GUY SIDE: You love hoodies. TOTAL: 7 YOUR GIRL SIDE: X You wear lip gloss/stick. Total :10 If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile If you're a bookworm and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile HATE EMO? READ THIS: Isnt it funny that when you go to the shops with your friends you look down at the girl with black jeans and studs but smile at the girl wearing a a mini with a tshirt that barely cover anything? Isnt it funny you can change your music taste to impress a guy but when it comes to a girl who likes her own music and her own style, you give her a mouthful? Isnt it funny that a guy can get away with being a gangsta but the emo gets a mouthful from everyone Are you laughing? Isnt it funny an emo can be quiet all through the week but gets more shit from everyone than the girl who sleeps around and sells her virginity? Isnt it funny that you dont mind your friends drinking, smoking but the minute someone mentions emo music you can give them a lecture on melodramatic teenage outcasts? I'm not laughing Its so funny that you and your friends can make a girls life hell and not know anything about the silent battle she might be fighting. Isnt it funny that you can call emos, punks, goths the retards but still manage to get through your day without an inch of guilt in your heart. HOW YOU CAN CALL A GIRL A POSER, HOW CAN YOU SAY "YOUR NOT EMO" OR "ATTENTION SEEKER" WITHOUT SPENDING A SECOND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHY THERE ARE CUTS ON HER WRISTS AND WHY SHE SPENDS HER LUNCHTIMES CRYING INSTEAD OR LAUGHING WITH HER FRIENDS Keep on laughing Isnt it funny you can say and do all this without any idea of what is going on in this persons life without knowing her situation with her friends or her family or her LIFE BRAVE ISNT GOING UP ON STAGE AND STRIPPING BRAVE IS NOT SAYING A SPEECH OR DUMPING YOUR BOYFRIEND BRAVE IS GOING TO SCHOOL ON MUFTI DAY AND NOT FOR A SECOND CARE WHAT THE WHORES AROUND YOU ARE SAYING ABOUT YOUR CLOTHES ITS LISTENING TO YOUR OWN MUSIC AND BEING PROUD OF IT ITS GOING THROUGH EVERY DAY WITH THE THINGS PEOPLE SAY TO YOUR FACE AND BEHIND YOUR BACK AND YOU STILL KEEP QUIET ITS KNOWING WHAT YOUR "FRIENDS" ARE SAYING ABOUT YOU AND STILL CALLING THEM YOUR FRIENDS BRAVE IS KNOWING THAT TOMOROW ISNT A BRIGHT AND HAPPY FUTURE ITS ANOTHER DAY OF BITCHING AND DODGING RUMORS keep on laughing if you agree put this on ur blog and advise others to do so screw THE EMO HATERS. I AM EMO. I LIVE MY LIFE WITH BACK-STABBING FRIENDS AND STUCK-UP PREPS. I KNOW PEOPLE DONT LIKE ME. AND IT HURTS. BUT I KEEP LIVING MY LIFE, DAY AFTER DAY, LIVING WITH THE PAIN. SO KEEP ON LAUGING. ()() Copy the bunny onto your profile to help him achieve world domination. Come join the dark side. (We're Sparkly) Why does the bunny keep coming out wrong. Evil, possessed bunny. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, GentleInAMoshPit, Gothic Tiger, Amras Felagund, TrixieStixs, Mikemjn5, unknown20troper, Radar180, Scarlett Rose Petal There were 3girls They were looking through peoples The girl slowly came upon this one It had creatures in the background and the man She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was. Right then, an instant message came up. It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like my XxLoVemExX: What?? XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make SatanStalker: I just do. Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you. Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living heck out of me. SatanStalker: You should be afraid. SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes SatanStalker: I am. SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was She goes and knocks but no one said she opens it and finds her friend there on her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two one in your room, and one killing your parents at that Tonight at 1:30 am. Well, what are you waiting for? There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been My name is Ann and I am 45 years What a great email it was!! Just scroll down to the end, but Go for it! SCROLL DOWN! STOP! Congratulations! Your wish will Now follow this carefully...it If you repost this within the next 5 min. This is freaky beware: This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her into the ground while she was still alive. The murder chanted "Toma sota balcu." as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant,you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be in your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile she will not bother you. Your kindess will be rewarded. My name is May I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says it's my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!" I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is May And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you care at all about this poor child, paste it onto your profile, before it's too late... Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though, deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I had to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" Make School Shootings Stop! If you agree copy and paste onto your profile If you're against abortion, re-post this: Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with some fantastic book or television series, who can express herself better with words than withactions, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Brokenwolf13, VenDiagram, ScarlettShinigam, Scarlett Rose petal, CUTEST THING EVER! Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile You know you're obsessed with Ben 10 if... Whenever you see someone with juice you yell, "NO JUICE FOR YOU!" You call your car 'my ride' You question your parents if you are part alien You crave smoothies a lot Put 'For Gwen and Kevin to kiss' on your Christmas list Yell at Kevin to tell Gwen he loves her Use some of Kevin's sarcastic jokes Wish for Kevin to be your big brother Ask to paint the car green with black stripes When you meet or hear about someone named Ben, Gwen or Kevin ask, "Are you part alien?" Ask your aunt to name her daughter Gwen Cry when Kevin becomes mutated for the third time Want to slap Ben for even thinking about killing Kevin Run around screaming about the newest episode Write alien names and planets in your notebooks Either ten or eleven are your favorite number Can quote an entire episode Know the exact order of every episode Squeal when Gwen and Kevin finally do kiss Have every episode recorded Try smoothie combinations just because Ben does O lny srmat poelpe can raed this. cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on !! If you think those kids should give that godforsaken Trix rabbit some trix, copy and paste this in your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile! If you listen to and talk back to the voices in your head and find nothing wrong with it because you know they're there, put this in your profile. 5 million people are on the internet right now. If you are one of them, copy this onto your profile. If you hear voices in your head planning master plans to rule the world copy this to your profile! If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (haha yeah you bet) If you love the rain, copy this to your profile. (yeah who doesn't love the rain :P) If you think fighting is fun, but war is pointless, copy this into your profile. If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them and you meant it, copy and paste this into you profile (=D lol) If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile. If you dislike those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy things that make you happy. If you agree put this on your profile If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If you know someone who should get hit by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile If you believe that over half of all you say/write/think doesn't come out right and is complete stupidity, copy and paste this into your profile If there are times where you annoy people just for the fun of it, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever been so wrapped up in thinking about anime,anime fanart or anime fan fictions that you zone out and come back to reality 5 minutes or later with no idea whats going on,copy this onto your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this to your profile If you like the cold and to walk in the moonlight,copy this onto your profile If you like vampires,copy this onto your profile If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling RUN BITCH RUN! Put this on your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile 98 of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride If you like things (movies, shows, music, books, etc.) that you can't actually admit to liking, copy this into your profile Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile If you don't care if your not popular, you're just who you are.copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Gaara's weakness, Vampire-Gaara-and-Sasuke-girl, darkpeatle202,Gingerleaves, silverwolf-fox, dragonrain618, Scarlett Rose Petal Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. AVD is Addicted to Vampires Disorder, copy and paste this onto your profile if you have it. If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile If you have ever seen a film, TV show, or anything of the like, and can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments, copy this into your profile. If you have a profile, paste this on your profile. If you are a girl, paste this on your profile. If you're on the computer, paste this on your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you frequently have conversations with yourself and/or fictional characters from your favorite books, copy and paste this into your profile. If you said "Awww" when you saw Puss in Boots do that "Big Eyes" thing in Shrek 2, copy and paste this into your profile. Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you love Spongebob copy and paste this onto your profile If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever looked at your friend and bursted out laughing over an inside joke and everybody stared at both of you like you were crazy copy and paste this onto your profile f you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this on your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile. A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, BITCH , RUN!" if you agree, post this on your profile. If you've ever run into a tree, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of that five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yabie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, Browned-angelofmusic, Piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- PirateQueen, Caffy91, Lady of the Serpents, taynzpink, JayJay3493, Randy Taylor, XxiLove AmandaxX, xxiCarlyFanxx, RoseAerin, Scarlett Rose Petal 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. If you act like a moron and don't care who sees you, post this in your profile. I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect. If you agree, copy this into your profile, and add your name to the list: Randy Taylor, Home Improvement Lover, RoseAerin, Scarlett Rose Petal If you could read that put it in your profile! If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you spend multiple hours a day reading, writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybodies nerves" song copy this into your profile! (This song ROX!!) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, magicmehome, Bixxa, trueVaMpIrE, AsterEris, some crazy girl who likes pie, Black Wolf Jaganshi Lover, Scarlett Rose Petal 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been called odd at least once a week for the past school year and you are proud of it copy and paste this in your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile If you have friends of the opposite gender as well as your own copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever read the dictionary because you were bored, copy and paste this into your profile If you spend to much time on Fanfiction, add your name to the list, and copy this into your profile. MiracleJade, AsterEris, Black Wolf Jaganshi Lover, If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. .eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI sdhsjkh dasdhas dfdfdf dfdsf, If you have no clue what that just meant, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think Edward and Belle are total dorks and should just grow up,copy and paste this onto your profile. If you said "Awww" when you saw Puss in Boots do that "Big Eyes" thing in Shrek 2, copy and paste this into your profile. WHAT A KISS MEANS Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready" What the gesture means... --Advice-- --Requirements-- If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway. If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696. If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you. If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. XD Suicide is another way of telling God, "I'm not fired, I QUIT!" Judge me and i'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and i'll tell u off. Call me a bitch and i'll show you one. Screw me over and i'll do it to you twice as bad. Call me crazy, but you really have no idea. Someday your prince charming will come; mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions It takes a minute to crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to fall in love with someone. But it takes a life time to forget someone Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant. I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you. "This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. Life is one fool thing after another whereas love is two fool things after each other. Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film. I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it. Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff. You grow up the day you have your first real laugh -- at yourself. Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. A line is a dot that went for a walk. If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't. You only meet your once in a lifetime friend... once in a lifetime. FEMALE COMEBACKS Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together 1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue 2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it 3.The first truth is a lie 4. You're smiling now because you are an idiot 6. You soon will forward this on to another idiot 7. There is still a stupid smile on your face 8. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote than just press the buttons on the TV 9. As you read this, you keep smiling and nodding to yourself 10. As you read this, you think about sending it to all your friends. 11. And you were too busy to notice number 5 was missing. 12. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 13. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 14. Copy and paste this to your profile if you fell for it, and I know you did. Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and put this on your profile to bring a smile to someone (maybe even a chuckle)... Female come backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Man: "I know how to please a woman." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Man: "But I don't know your name." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Man: "Haven't we met before?" If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, Youtube, etc) Opening Credits: Not Afraid - Eminem Waking Up: Five Minutes To Midnight - Boys Like Girls First Day of School: Sweet Dreams - Marilyn Manson Falling In Love: Blown Away - Carrie Underwood Fight Song: Don't Cha - Pussycat Dolls Breaking Up: Friday - Rebecca Black Prom Night: Everybody's Fool - Evanescence Life: Some Hearts - Carrie Underwood Mental Breakdown: Everything - Lifehouse Driving: I Should've Kissed You - One Direction Flashback: Be Still - The Fray Getting back together: Funhouse - Pink Wedding: Leave Out All The Rest - Linkin Park Birth of Child: Same Mistakes - One Direction Final Battle: How To Save A Life - The Fray Funeral Song: Friday I'll Be Over You - Allison Iraheta Final Credits: Low - Kelly Clarkson |
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