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 Author has written 28 stories for Game of Thrones, Good Omens, Crimson Peak, and Avatar: Last Airbender. I'm not very active on this site...for reasons. But if you want to talk, don't be shy and send me a PM :) My stories can also be found on AO3 and Tumblr, where I use the same pseudonym. |
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Have a Drink, Sweetheart by Ellana-san reviews
Collection of tumblr hayffie prompts that I was asked for. You can leave me one at ellanainthetardis
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 843 - Words: 1,753,651 - Reviews: 4849 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 450 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 2/16/2014 - Haymitch A., Effie T.
April Showers by Ellana-san reviews
Two years after the war, Haymitch still hates being shaken awake. Two years after the war, Effie still can't go a night without having a nightmare. Two years after the war, they're still not sure they're ready to start living again - until they're forced to reevaluate what they want their future to be.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 80 - Words: 358,872 - Reviews: 808 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 9/2/2018 - Published: 1/22/2017 - [Haymitch A., Effie T.] - Complete
Any Kind of a Beauty by Arianwen P.F. Everett reviews
Lyanna Mormont has her first crush, forcing Brienne to evaluate her own experiences with attraction and try to help the Lady of Bear Island through it.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2017 - Brienne of Tarth, Jon S., Jaime L. - Complete
Invictus by Ellana-san reviews
"So then, before I can even think about doing something stupid like trying to stab him with his fucking paperknife, he gives me a choice, see?Either I play nice like all the other victors or he will kill my family. I could either become his puppet – greatest punishment he could give me, according to him – or I could become the example." AU in which Haymitch's family lives. Hayffie
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 116 - Words: 371,573 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 6/9/2017 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Haymitch A., Effie T.] - Complete
Overlord by setepenre-set reviews
The Overlord of Metrocity, through the eyes of his criminal empire. (prequel to Code: Safeword.) Don't copy to another site.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 24 - Published: 2/15/2017 - Megamind, Roxanne R., OC - Complete
The Sensation of Falling by Reinamy reviews
Helga G. Pataki has a secret admirer. Hell must have frozen over.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,010 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/25/2016 - Published: 12/18/2015 - [Helga, Arnold] - Complete
Superpowers by Mouse9 reviews
"According to a kid in my world history class my superpower is the ability to prevent the Valkyrie from beginning Rangnarok. Which in real speak translates to I am the only person in this school who can get Helga Pataki to back down when she's furious."
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/29/2016 - Arnold, Helga, Gerald - Complete
My Majesty by letgolaughing reviews
Prompted: A Dimples Queen fic where Roland calls Regina "My Majesty" and people try to correct him but he simply gets confused. Let the adorableness ensue ;)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/8/2015
Clean by nonsequiturvy reviews
Roland refuses to get out of the bathtub. Enchanted Forest, missing year.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Regina M./The Evil Queen, Robin Hood] Roland H. - Complete
Alter ego by AiraSora reviews
Most people would argue that Arnold is a saint of nature. Lady Luck is not always on his side though and one day, while playing baseball, he hits the ball so hard it flies through the window to Madame Blanche's store. The gypsy does not take it lightly and puts a curse on him. Soon he starts acting weird around his peers; especially around a certain blonde girl. Cover by 106Eli
Hey Arnold - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 65,757 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 11/16/2014 - [Arnold, Helga] - Complete
Atonement by Bond.Jane reviews
The curse breaks and Regina is held prisoner by the citizens of Storybrooke to be made to pay for her crimes. But she is no longer the same person she once was: Emma gave her back her heart and a gift she never believed would be possible.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 217,570 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 582 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Emma S.
the mirror shows not by writtenndust reviews
The dwarves have a hankering for Regina's cooking. (Set immediately after 2x11)
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Regina M./The Evil Queen, Grumpy/Leroy - Complete
Need, Want by ayashina reviews
Miguel wants to be needed. Tulio needs to be wanted. Slash, rated for light sexual situations.
Road to Eldorado - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/18/2011 - Miguel, Tulio - Complete
A Bit Backwards by LOVEZINKSY reviews
Love, John muses, is sort of like a Quentin Tarantino film. Except not really.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,040 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 80 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
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Snouts & Sensibility
After running from Lee's village, Zuko is back on the road, where he meets Shin, a farmer in need of a helping hand so his wooly pigs won't escape. There are things to do, talks to have, pigs falling in love, and Zuko's Pavlovian reaction to a very specific word. (POV Outsider, Fluff)
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,395 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25 - Zuko, OC - Complete
Waiting for Zuko reviews
Welcome to the Fire Nation Royal Palace's waiting hall, where innocent Earth Kingdom citizens break out in a cold sweat because why the hell would the new Fire Lord want to talk to them? (Mai would like to know, too.)
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,595 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/6 - Published: 8/4 - [Mai, Zuko] Song, Jin
Troubled Turtleducks reviews
Zuko isn't too keen on having to give his 5-year-old sister a crash course on why it's not okay to set fluffy animals on fire, but someone has to do it, and for some unfathomable reason, Azula had come to him. He's not going to botch this up. (Main tag: Fluff and Angst)
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/29 - Zuko, Azula - Complete
Tomayto, Tomahto reviews
Adam Young and Warlock Dowling were, in fact, not Aziraphale and Crowley's first attempts at being godparents. –or– Before Adam, there were Cain and Abel.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,373 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29 - [Aziraphale, Crowley] Adam Y., Warlock D. - Complete
Dust Particles
They always came at night.
Crimson Peak - Rated: K - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Published: 1/1 - Edith C., Lucille S., Thomas S. - Complete
Tadfield's Finest reviews
Thomas Plimpton is an ordinary bored teenage boy. He's not so bored anymore when he catches Adam Young hovering five metres above the ground. – or – On the day of the apocalypse, Adam Young gains a pair of stalkers. (Gen, Ensemble fic, minor Aziraphale/Crowley)
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/1 - [Aziraphale, Crowley] Adam Y., OC - Complete
They're Sodomites, Pass It On reviews
Miffed about being cheated out of the great war and Aziraphale's punishment, Gabriel hatches a plan to discredit Aziraphale and Crowley in the eyes of the mortals to make their life on earth living hell. Too bad he's a few years too late for that shit to fly. (Or: Gabriel is screaming, "Sodomites!" but nobody's listening.)
Good Omens - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/11/2019 - [Aziraphale, Crowley] Gabriel - Complete
Cersei reviews
There's no love greater than a man's for his first car. And Cersei will do anything to keep it that way. (Stephen King's "Christine" AU, Jaime/Brienne)
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,568 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2019 - [Brienne of Tarth, Jaime L.] Cersei L. - Complete
Doggy Style reviews
It's a well-known fact that, with time, dogs and their owners start to resemble each other, but no one had prepared Brienne for how much.
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2018 - [Jaime L., Brienne of Tarth] - Complete
Straight to Number One reviews
What's better than watching the Nymeriac Games with a drink in your hand and your lover by your side? Doing that while your ex-girlfriend kicks metaphorical ass at said Games, that's what. Although, that might only be true for Jaime Lannister.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2018 - [Jaime L., Bronn] Brienne of Tarth - Complete
Drop It Like It's Hot reviews
The bass dropped and so did all the booties in the club. (Eight people, a lot of retro music, and one night that ends not quite like their usual group outings, at least for Jaime and Brienne.)
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,781 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2018 - Published: 7/15/2018 - [Brienne of Tarth, Jaime L.] - Complete
In Vino Veritas reviews
Daenerys wants fresh air, Jon Snow is sleeping in her bed, and her Hand is drunk. At first glance, it might look as if these three events were unrelated. But only at first glance. (missing scene, s7ep7)
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/1/2018 - [Daenerys T., Tyrion L.] - Complete
My Seven Lonely Oceans reviews
The totally realistic and not at all fabricated truth about the "Tarth, Ser Jaime" -scene.
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2018 - [Jaime L., Brienne of Tarth] - Complete
Big Pretenders reviews
Jaime tries to get Brienne to roleplay with him. It's not as innocent or sexy as you might think. (kind of Post Canon)
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2018 - [Jaime L., Brienne of Tarth] - Complete
Siren's Song reviews
The sirens are calling for him. (Canon Divergence; myth tie-in)
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/10/2018 - [Jaime L., Brienne of Tarth] - Complete
Soda Pop, Soda Pop, Baby, Here I Come reviews
Jaime Lannister's life is currently...not ideal. The only romantic relationships he ever had are over and done with, his sister is nagging at him 24/7, and the '50s soda shop his parents left them is more hassle than fun at this point. At least his employee Bronn, equipped with his special brand of cheer, seems to be on his side.
Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,875 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2018 - [Jaime L., Bronn] Cersei L. - Complete
True Love reviews
Who said romance was dead? (Modern AU)
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2018 - [Brienne of Tarth, Jaime L.] - Complete
Fridge Wars reviews
There's a war going on in dormitory K.L. And it's fought with paper, pens and a fridge.
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/27/2018 - [Brienne of Tarth, Jaime L.] - Complete
Not Like You Imagined reviews
Someone is feeling insecure after sex, and it's not Brienne. (Post Canon)
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/1/2018 - [Brienne of Tarth, Jaime L.] - Complete
Everything or Nothing reviews
Pursued by wights, Jaime has an idea how he and Brienne could escape them, maybe. Brienne thinks he's mad.
Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2018 - Brienne of Tarth, Jaime L. - Complete
World on a String reviews
The world might have forgotten the Norns, but they still held the weave of life and death in their hands. Ending a human's mortal existence by cutting their thread had never been difficult for the Weird-Sisters. Until it suddenly was. (Jaime/Brienne, Canon through an Outsider-POV, mythical tie-in)
Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2018 - Brienne of Tarth, Jaime L. - Complete
Up and at 'em reviews
Septa Donyse looks after her charges, even when it's actually Mordane's turn. (Modern AU, kiddy!Braime)
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Brienne of Tarth, Jaime L. - Complete
Like Lancelot and Guinevere reviews
There is a song that lovelorn maidens adore… (Book Canon Compliant)
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2018 - Brienne of Tarth, Jaime L. - Complete
Silent Night reviews
Christmas Eve at Braime's house. You ain't seen nothing yet. (Modern AU, Brienne/Jaime & Lannisters & Starks & Selwyn)
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2017 - [Brienne of Tarth, Jaime L.] - Complete
Everyone else is doing it (so, let's follow the trend) reviews
Podrick gets propositioned. And as if that wasn't rare enough, it had to be by Bronn. Of course. (Bronn/Podrick; Where the heck is the Pod tag?)
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/18/2017 - Bronn - Complete
Beyond Repair reviews
Daenerys meets the newest knight of the realm. (Post-Canon Ficlet)
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 205 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Brienne of Tarth, Daenerys T. - Complete
Hush
Hush, or they will get you. [Gilly-centric (but she doesn't have a tag) with a smidgen of Samwell. Experimental Drabble, dark, alluding to triggers]
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2017 - Samwell T. - Complete
The Value of Perception reviews
He was known as the most beautiful man in the Seven Kingdoms. She just didn't see it. (rating applies only due to canon)
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2017 - Brienne of Tarth, Jaime L. - Complete
