She's a Hot Little Number in her pickup truck

Daddy's sweet money done jacked it up

She's a party all nighter from South Carolina

A bad mamma jamma from down in Alabama

She's a Rajun Cajun, lunatic from Brunswick

Juicy Georgia Peach

With a thick southern drawl

Sexy swingin' walk

Yeah, she's all

Country

-She's Country, Jason Aldean

Name: DeLaney(:

Birthday: October10

Age: 14

Things I Love:

Music, Horses, Yellow, Blue, western boots, turquoise and brown, puppies, rottweilers, shelties, Jason Aldean songs, Sweet Iced Tea, Colorguard, TV, pit bulls, Dr. Pepper, popsicles, country music, the country, Australia, The Haygoods, my crazy friends, blue jeans, my cowboy boots & my cowboy hat, Mossy Oak, family, God, pictures, memories, Heartland, sunny days, my clarinet, band, Texas A&M, football, marching, writing, reading, summer nights, my poochie dogs;), basketball, horse back riding, barrel racing, roping, swimming, Facebook, Indianapolis Colts, Roosevelt Eagles, ladybugs(, Fanfiction, and many more things(:

Things I Hate:

Annoying people, school, I don’t HATE them, but I strongly dislike the guys in the brass section of the band…they’re perverts-_-, 7 Up, Mountain Dew, Big Red, Satan, fake people, spiders, bugs, snakes, when it’s too hot or too cold…(I live in West Texas, so I have gotten all 4 seasons in a week…), when I can’t get something right…especially in colorguard, llamas, turkeys, pigeons, when people make rip off cartoons from movies (ex: iron man, spider man, bat man…etc.), tomatoes, and some more things, I just don’t want to put them all down(:

I sit back and think about them good ol’ days

The way we were raised in our Southern ways

Where we like cornbread and biscuits

And if it’s broke ‘round here we fix it

-Dirt Road Anthem-

-Jason Aldean-

Nineteen Things I Learned From Sonny With A Chance:
1. There are eighty shades of white.
2. Cold Cut catapults also work with cheese.
3. You shouldn't fake your own fan letters. (Unless you have a weird beard costume)
4. You shouldn't open giant boxes that belong to a certain eleven year old.
5. Tawni Town is one heck of a town.
6. You can fall in love with your mortal enemy
7. Not all proms end in disaster.
8. You have to play yourself before you can play someone your not.
9. People will get mad if you wear the same clothes as them to the "Oh No You Di'n'ts".
10. Five weddings and a wedding makes a lot of weddings.
11. A mop makes a great present.
12. A tiara can also be a key to a secret unicorn stable.
13. Anyone can pull off a weird beard.
14. Chicken fingers and ski ball are a heck of a combo.
15. There is no end to the amount of lattes a person can have.
16. Even 3 named jerk-throbs look amazing in pink.

17. A 9 year old could be the final vote between losing your job or keeping it.
18. You should never let your co-star talk without a script.
19. If you rent a snake, be sure you know which size you are getting

You know your a Sonny With A Chance Fan when...

You keep telling your friends Chad Dylan Cooper is real.

Your friends are sick of hearing you talk about Sonny With A Chance.

Your favorite dog combination is a chocopoke, the ice cream that licks itself.
When you want someone to change something you bawk like a chicken.
You watch the episodes a week before they air on youtube.
You just wish Channy would form already!
So Far So Great is always stuck in your head.
You think cheese pants are the coolest invention.
You agree that Tawni Town is one heck of a town!
You want a blarmie, the blanket with arms.
Your cellphone ringer is MOOOO!
You wish you could taste the creamy goodness of the fro yo machine.
Instead of Oh my God, you say Oh my Chad!
You can honestly say you love Chad Dylan Cooper.
You suddenly want to go live in a vent.
Your favorite lipstick is Coco Moco Coco.
You settle things by playing musical chairs.
You do know there are 80 shades of white.
You wrote a complaint letter to Condor studios about the unfair treatment to the So Random! cast.
You can't say no to the kiss cam
You laugh at people who say double duty.
You understand this statement, and why its one of the best: Peace out suckahhs!

Your smiling through this whole thing and nodding agreeing with it
You repost this and are proud to call yourself a SWAC Fan.

I freak out everytime there's a Channy episode on

record all the best Channy moments with my camera

Chad saying 'Sonny will you go out with me' and 'I missed you shortstack' are my ringtones

all of my dreams are about Channy

I tell everyone that Chad Dylan Cooper is the greatest actor of our generation

I wanna punch the TV when Channy doesn't kiss

I have a fit everytime a new Sonny episode doesn't come on

And I'm going to die and cry the rest of my life when Sonny and Chad break up. =[ (DONT DO IT!)

I know I'm in love with Chad Dylan Cooper, because I...

always say 'PEACE OUT SUCKAS!'

tell everyone that he's real

tell everyone that he is the best actor of our generation

put 'muh' in front of all of m'stuff

always order the Chad Dylan Cooper sandwich for lunch

always say 'Really, *name, really'

know that Mackenzie Falls is the number one tween show and always will be

his picture is my desktop wallpaper

tell someone 'I miss you shortstack' when i miss them

I have OCD, (Obsessive channy disorder) OCDCD (Obsessive chad dylan cooper disorder)

A friend will comfort you when he rejects you, A Best Friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A friend will be there for you when he dumps you, A Best Friend will call him and whisper "Seven days..."

A friend will help you up when you fall, A Best Friend will laugh because he/she tripped you.

A friend helps you find you're prince charming; A Best Friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain; A Best Friend takes yours and runs away.

A friend helps you move, A Best Friend helps you move the bodies.

A friend will bail you out of jail, A Best Friend is sitting next to you saying "That was Awesome!! Let’s do it again!!"

A friend knows a lot of things about you; A Best Friend could write a very embarrassing biography of your live.

A friend will teach you how to drive; A Best Friend will help you push the car in the lake so you can collect insurance.

A friend will go to the concert with you; A Best Friend will kidnap the band with you.

A friend will hide you from the cops; A Best Friend is the reason there after you.

A friend will let you make a fool of yourself in public, A Best Friend is making a fool of herself/himself next to you.

Friends Fade

, Best Friends are forever.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

So I went to my best friend's house a while ago, and she was telling me about when her, her mom, and her brother went to the mall the day before, to get something. Well her mom went into this store called 'Crazy 8's', so my best friend went and sat on one of the benches outside of the store with her little brother. Well, while her mom was in the store, this guy came out and he forgot to pay for a jacket or something and the alarm went off. She was like "It was like 'Stolen Item' or something like that", so the first thing I asked when she was done with the story was "What did the alarm say?" Her reply, "I have no idea." and she automatically gave me this look and I knew she was up to something. I looked at her and go "What are you thinking?" "You know what we should do?" "I don't know, but I am sure you are going to tell me." "Yeah you're right. But we should go to the mall today, sneak into the Crazy 8 store and sneak out just to see what the alarm says!!" I gave her this look, and she smiled at me hopefully. "You are crazy, but I REALLY wanna know what the alarm says." "K. so it's settled. We are gonna do it. Let's go tell my mom we wanna go to the mall." and she got up and started towards the door. "Are you crazy or what?!?! Wait don't answer that. But you know how well that would go around with my mom? While she is in the hospital having surgery, and the cops call her saying, "We have your daughter and her friend here in the mall jail, because they snuck into the crazy 8 store a took a piece of clothing and ran out just to see what the alarm said." "Good point. When the cops show up, we run as fast as we can and hide." "K. Go tell your mom we wanna go to the mall."

So only a best friend would sit there and plot a crime just to see what an alarm says!!!XDDD

P.S. We actually didn't go along with the plan though. Her mom had an eye on us the ENTIRE time, because she knows we plot crazy stuff, and like to get into trouble. We would've gotten in MAJOR trouble with that though!!! So don't worry. We didn't do anything illegal:)

Sonny

: Do you think of me?

Chad

: No

Sonny:

Do you like me?

Chad

: No

Sonny

: Do you want me?

Chad

: No

Sonny

: Would you cry if I left?

Chad

: No

Sonny

: Would you live for me?

Chad

: No

Sonny

: Would you do anything for me?

Chad

: No

Sonny:

Do you think I'm pretty?

Chad:

No

Sonny

: Pick me or your life

Chad

: Mine

Sonny runs away crying
Chad runs after her and says

I never think of you because your always on my mind

I don't like you because I love you

I don't just want you, I need you

I wouldn't cry if you left, I'd die if you left

I wouldn't live for you, I'd die for you

I wouldn't do anything for you, I'd do everything for you

I don't think you're pretty, because I know you're beautiful

I chose my life because You are my life

Sonny Munroe, you're my everything.

If you agree that Chad and Sonny are made for each other, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

This story is about a little girl who is abused. If you care about it, put it in your profile: My name is Sarah, I am but three. My eyes are swollen, I cannot see. I must be stupid, I must be bad, what else could have made my daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all, I can't do a thing wrong, or else I'm locked all the day long. When I awake, I'm all alone, the house is dark, my folks aren't home. When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice, so maybe I'll just get one whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car, my daddy is back from Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse, my name he calls, I press myself against the wall. I try and hide from his evil eyes, I'm so afraid I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping, he shouts ugly words. He says it's my fault that he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me, and yells at me some more. I finally get free and head for the door. He's already locked it and I start to bawl, he takes me and throws me against the hard wall. I fall to the floor with my bones nearly broken, and my daddy continues with bad words still spoken. "I'm sorry!" I scream, but it was much too late, his face has been twisted into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain, again and again. Oh please, God, have mercy! Oh please, let it end! And he finally stops and heads for the door, while I lay motionless, sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah, and I am but three. Tonight, my daddy murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

"Try Not To Cry"-

Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem.

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

So, Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"

2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

Its ok to cry.

-If you love Paramore, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile

-If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever epically failed at spelling something, copy this onto you profile {cough- dog=dawg, profile=porlfie}

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this onto your profile.

-If you are one of the people who are in the 'weird' group and don’t follow/go along with/ even like the 'it' girls, copy this onto your profile. And if you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this onto your profile.

~30 percent of kids go to college. 70 percent either drop-out/ don't have the proper skills. If you're one of the 30 percent and you know that you're going to college, copy this onto your profile

Pluto was declared that it is no longer a planet on Aug.27,2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple of scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, copy this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
(you can't just go and say 'oh, Pluto’s a planet' and make it all happy and such; and then a couple of hundred years later say 'oh, no, your not a planet cuz of our stupid reasons'! ..and you wonder why Pluto's so cold...)

-If you have ever tripped over nothing, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever busted a move/ burst into song for no reason, copy this onto your profile

-If you think that those stupid kids should just give the God-forsaken Trix Rabbit some Trix already, copy this onto your profile

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste onto your profile, copy this onto your profile

-If you have know your bestie since kindergarten, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever ran into a door, copy this onto your profile

-If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the hell of it, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this onto your profile

-If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy this onto your profile

-If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever talked to yourself, copy this onto your profile

-If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don’t remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this onto your profile

-If you love rain, copy this onto your profile

-If you love to copy/paste things, copy this onto your profile

1. There are 80 shades of white.

2. Even 3- named jerkthrobs look ah-may-zing in pink.

3. You shouldn't fake your own fan letter. [Unless you have a weird beard costume]

4. You shouldn't open giant boxes that belong to a certain 11-yr-old.

5. Tawni Town is one heck of a town.

6. You can fall in love with your mortal enemy.

7. Not all proms end in disaster.

8. You have to play yourself before you can play someone else.

9. People will get mad if you wear the same clothes as them to the "Oh No You Di'n'ts"

10. Five weddings and a wedding makes a lot of weddings.

11. A mop makes a great present.

12. A tiara can also be a key to a unicorn stable.

13. Anyone can pull of a weird beard.

14. Chicken fingers and ski ball are one heck of a combo.

15. There is no end to the amount of lattes one person can have.

16. Cold Cut catapults also work with cheese.

17. A 9-yr-old can be the final vote between losing your job and keeping it.

18. You should never let you co-star talk without a script.

19. If you rent a snake, be sure to know which size you're getting.

And most importantly...

20. Even if you've been warned, and deny it all, you can and just might fall in love with the enemy

15 things to do in Wal-Mart!!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,

" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,

"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,

say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..

"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...

Or are planning to do any of these things

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Favorite:

Color: Blue(:

Food: Chicken from Raising Cane's:)) haha!! good times in that resturaunt!!:D

Candy: Chocolate:)

Type of Cheese: American?

Pizza topping: Cheese!!:)

Salad Dressing: Ranch:P

Sandwich: PB&J:D or Ham and Cheeseeeee!!;)

Drink: Iced Tea

Cereal: Cinnamon Toast Crunchhhh!:D

Fruit: Orangee:)

Vegetable: Corn I guess. I really don't know

Berry: Strawberryyyyy:)
Cake: Ice Cream and Cakey Cake!! haha!!;)

Movie: Seabuiscuit, Bambi 1&2, and The Fox and the Hound 1&2:)

Magazine: Western Horseman

T.V. Show: Sonny with a chance, Pit Boss, Good luck Charlie, Wizards of Waverly Place, Last Chance Highway, Pitbulls and Parolees, and lots of other stuff:)
Cartoon Character: Yogi Bear(:

Website: Facebook:)

Actor: Sterling Knight:)

Actress: Demi Lovato/Jennifer Aniston(?)

C.D.: Wide Open, Jason Aldean
Songs: She's Country by Jason Aldean ;) and Cowgirls Don't Cry by Brooks and Dunn and Everything by Michael Buble]
Music: Almost anything

Day of the Week: Friday

Month: October:)

Season: Summer:) and Fall

Holiday: Christmas:)

Number: 16:))

Phrase: A Cowgirl faces life head on, lives by her own lights, and makes no excuses

Weekend Activity: Sleeping in after football games and hanging out with my franns(:

Sport to Play: marching band and colorguard:)) (and YES!! it IS a sport!!) other than that, probably horse back riding
Animal: Horses!!

Flower: Daisies oh gosh!! haha. I could tell ya'll a REALLY weird story about that!!;)

Board Game: Horseopolyyy!!!

Party Game: Don't really have one.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to Hell. *and the next one just proves them TOTALLY wrong
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. (or maybe I just don’t like to eat things that used to have a face)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST be a WHORE with a BIG BUTT
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA...(what?)
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse(I DO ride horses though!!:D)
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I’m HOMESCHOOLED so I MUST be a SOCIAL REJECT with no friends, or a SPELLING BEE winner.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don’t know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, post this on your profile. :P

Yeah, i muchly agree that Chad's sarcastic comebacks are really funny!! LMFAO.

My Boy Side

You love hoodies. X
You love jeans. X
Dogs are better than cats. X
It's hilarious when people get hurt. X
You've played with/against boys on a team. X
Shopping is torture. X
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid. X
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.X
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

you watch sports on TV. X Football(:
gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps. X
You like going to high school football games. X (Of course!!)
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards X
Baggy pants are cool to wear X
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. X (blue and green:)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. X
Sports are fun. X
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night X

Total:16

Your Girl Side

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. X (if it has to do with horses then yes:)
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink X
Go to your mom for advice. X
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. X
You were/are in gymnastics/dance X
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should. X
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like. X
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. X
Used to play with dolls as little kid. X
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing

Total:8

Yepp(: That’s meeee!!!:D

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was not cool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you hurt, I hurt, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I agree with the dictionary. girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

We fall for stupid boys we make lots of dumb mistakes we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're really
going at one thing, staying strong.

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

Never frown, because you never know who's falling in love with your smile

Girl: Why do you like me?
Boy: Too many reasons
Girl: Give me a number
Boy: How many stars are in the night sky?
Girl: That's impossible
Boy: So you see the problem

Three words guaranteed to terrify any self-respecting man: Hold. My. Purse.

If you don't like me, there's nothing I can do... NEWSFLASH honey... I don't live to please you.

Sweetie, if you're gonna be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.

I love work! It fascinates me! I can watch it being done all day!

Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.

101 Ways To Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. Don’t use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

Advantages Of Being A Woman:

Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

HATPIN JOKE

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local
church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps
falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What
should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I
will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to
you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the
leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this,
the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate
sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!" Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister.
Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is
your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs.
Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling.
Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the
minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he
made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her
husband with the hatpin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve
say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned
thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up
your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.

So I thought I would post some things that happen during band and I hope it puts a smile on your face! These quotes are actual things that have been said by me and all of my friends!!! Hope you enjoy it!!

:)It's a Band Thing!(:

"What makes the grass grow?!?!" -Dr. K (one of our band directors:)) "BLOOD!!!!" (a band inside joke!(:) Random People usually call out: Water!! Fertilizer!! PHOTOSYNTHESIS!! :D

Me: Only THAT could happen in band!!' One of my best franns: Yeah!! -10/16/10 Lowery Field!:)

C & K (10th grade guys) : Laney!!! Me: What?!?! One of my 7th grade franns: hahaha!! C to K: Told you I knew her name! (Yeah they are REALLY weird, but HILARIOUS once you actually hang out with them sometimes!!) 10/15/10 -Band Hall:)

Me: Gig 'em, Aggies!, 11th grade girly friend!: Raider Power, Baby!!!

Dr, K: Okay?? Band: Yes, sir!! Dr. K: K, now go do it again! (His most famous quote!! haha!!)

I will pop up when you least expect it. I could pop up in your mirror when you are brushing your teeth and tell you to pick up your toes. I can be your best friend and your worst nightmare at the same time. -Our Band "Uncle!"(:

Our own personal colorguard quote: It's colorguard. It changes you. :) (Looooooooonnnnnnngggggggg story to how me and my friend came up with that!!)

Our Roadies Quote: Got Roadies?? Mrs. K

Read my mind not my mouth- Mrs. K (Dr. K's wife and our other Band director. She came up with 'Got Roadies??')

To be on time is to be late, to be early is to be on time- Mrs. K:)

Famous quote that colorguard girls ALWAYS ask: "Where are the bobbypins??" or "Do we have any bobbypins??"

Three Words!!!- Dr. K "Watch Corbin(drum major)!!!" ('Cause Band Kids can't count. If you are in marching band, you will probably get this, if not, it's a band joke)

"How many bobbypins do you have in your hair?!" -Hannah- Alani-"Enough to either clog a toliet or kill a person" Me-"That's nice, Alani." Alani: "I know!" 10/16/10- Football Field:)

"Hey Band!"-Mrs. K "Hey What!" -Band "How about we sing a song?!" -Mrs. K "Yeah!!"- Band "You know what song I think we should sing?"-Mrs. K "I think we should sing Happy Birthday to Laney!!" -Mrs. K Me: *sinks down in seat* 10/9/10 (my birthday was the next day(: ) On the bus!!:)

Mrs. K at guard camp: and this is the ‘scuse me move. Like ‘scuse me!! Mairin: or HELLO!!! (You'd just have to be there to understand;) )

Mrs. K: *showing us a new routine* Wipe your face, then wipe your butt! *looks at my mom* You got that on tape didn’t you…?

Well I think that is it for now. If I get anymore good ones, I will post them. Hope you liked them!!!(:

Pics for story 'New Love'

Chapter 2

Black Horse Hayden loaded in the trailer at the beginning of story: http:///Stallions/turkancer_stand_7.jpg

Imagine the trailer at the beginning of the story looking like this kinda with 'Ferguson Ranch' written on the side: http:///images/home-trevor.jpg

(by the way; these trailers are AWESOME!!!)

Chapter 3

Runaway horse at the beginning of the story: http:///gallery2/d/976-3/Flash+Pointt.jpg

Chapter 4

Anaston's buckskin horse, King: http:///day-images/GrandStaircase/horse-buckskin.PSadj.KI8Q7415-glow.jpg

Chapter 5

Hayden's horse, Adagio: http:///memberpics/images/shoulder-in1.jpg

I imagined the stalls to be bigger than both pics, but I imagined the design to be like the first stall but have the doors lower and longer, but have the wood finish and fans and waterers as the second pic. If that makes sense. http:///static_images/design_options/more_options/large/custom.jpg

http:///images/facility/horseStalls5.jpg

Chapter 6

The racing barn: http:///_jvJNXTGNnRA/S9OguZfA40I/AAAAAAAADyY/D2CNwEOjnro/s1600/winstar.jpg

Inside of the barn:

stallion stalls: http:///images/loddonb.jpg

mare stalls: http:///Horsestalls/Horse.jpg

Chapter 7

Horse at stall with Grace: http:///~kts/FabulousFrolic.jpg

Anaston's dress: http:///PhotoDetails.asp?ShowDESC=N&ProductCode=FOR_77213FG

Anaston's Hairstyle: http:///_TopGmYbHsJ8/RvP-ACsrM9I/AAAAAAAAABY/6nO_E7UkIco/s400/bridesmaidhairstyles.jpg

Chapter 8

The German Shepherds:

Lariat: http:///blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/german-shepherd.jpg

Chancellor or Chance: http:///wikipedia/commons/3/3a/German_Shepherd_Dog_black_sitting.jpg

Antebellum: http:///sofia/images/gsd.jpg

Rose: http:///_-GbegCZNlt8/SSysZbdmraI/AAAAAAAAA6Q/cK4XRhZ4q34/s320/german_shepherd_puppy.jpg

Chapter 10 (skip author's note)

Gracelynn's PJs: http:///itemdy00.asp?ID=6,384&GEN1=Sleepwear+Loungewear&T1=B46907+3X&dispRow=0&srccode=

Gracelynn's boot slippers: http:///itemdy00.asp?ID=6,384&GEN1=Sleepwear+Loungewear&T1=B77804+S&dispRow=0&srccode=

Anaston's slippers: http:///images/1232671499897-15012947.gif

Anaston's outfit: Shirt: http:///catalog.php?item=612

Jeans: http:///catalog.php?item=119

Belt: http:///product.asp?cat=2&dept_id=5035&pf_id=N3442062

Boots: http:///index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=80_8_38&products_id=787

Lucy's outift: Shirt: http:///girls-clothing/woven_shirts/western-plaid-shirt/4381143

Flip-flops: http:///product.asp?cat=8&dept_id=2553&pf_id=MF55110

Belt: http:///product.asp?cat=2&dept_id=5035&pf_id=N3466201

Sonny's outfit: Shirt: http:///catalog.php?item=588

Boots: http:///product.asp?cat=2&dept_id=2512&pf_id=NL6002

Belt: http:///product.asp?cat=2&dept_id=5035&pf_id=N3416862

Axel the English Bulldog: http:///media/dogs/anonymous/9222/20080827107314_IMG_0676.jpg_w450.jpg

Britt the English Bulldog: http:///modules/zClassifieds/ad_photos/blackfalds/91.jpg

Parker the Pitbull: http:///dogs/Parker.htm

Dillinger the Pitbull: http:///dogs/dillinger.htm

Egypt the Pitbull: http:///dogs/egypt.htm

Franco the Pitbull: http:///dogs/Franco.htm

Chapter 11

Tank: http:///images/AzulCaballoAmigojr.jpg

Dixie: http:///_Nn9OFoDR_oE/SZcl1spxV3I/AAAAAAAAA7k/CRs0zIsJqzE/s400/BD343Bulldog_SportHorsePhotography.jpg

Doc: http:///index.titus.English.jpg

Chad and Carmen's puppies: Izzie: http:///images/patty.jpg

http:///userpics/1229457373billy9.jpg

Chapter 12: Paint horse in the pic: http:///MACPAINTJOURNALADDPIC2009-3jpg.jpg

Bubble Chairs: http:///_rL6S29cT-o0/St16YK3XKxI/AAAAAAAAC0M/Bo3kIkwkQ58/s400/bubble+chair_blue_evinco+design.jpg

Chapter 13: Horse in training ring: http:///wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jh09caruso-241.jpg

And my profile pic is Kardee. Yes she is a real horse, and yes I really did own her(:

Zebra Print Saddle: http:///images/products/detail/doubletzebrabarrelsaddle.jpg

And this is what Chad used to get on Tank: http:///product/MountingBlock_2step.jpg