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My One Direction fanfiction, Moments, was reported. The critics were very rude, and this whole ordeal has made me quite mad. I don't really intend on using this site anymore. Screw this.

ATTENTION: I AM SO SORRY! AFTER MY 8-MONTH HIATUS FROM FANFICTION, I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi! Hello! Hola! Hey! Ola! Hallo! Barev! Bonjour! Selam! Servus! Namaskar! Aloha! Kaixo! Hej! Bon Dia! Mambo! Lei ho! God dag! Dia duit! Ciao! Konnichiwa!

I'm such a positive person, I can say hello in 19 different languages!

BTW, I got these off of wikipedia, so I'm sorry if anyone is offended by spelling.*

A little about the one and only:

So, my name is Abby. I'm the best person you will ever meet. JK! That's Darren Criss. Or Ron Weasley. Lol :)

Speaking of Ron, that's the explanation for my profile picture. It's my hubby in cupcake form!

I'm an American, but I really would rather be British sometimes. Is that bad? I'm obsessed and I worship all things British. I woke up at 4:00 am on April 29th, 2011, to watch the British royal wedding of Kate Middleton and The Royal Highness Duke of Cambridge, Earl of Strathearn, Baron Carrickfergus Prince William Mountbatten-Windosor.

I love Glee, Harry Potter, The Office, RENT, Wicked, Vampire Academy, The Hunger Games, ONE DIRECTION, Maximum Ride, ALL MUSICALS, Hawaii Five-O, DARREN CRISS, and anything Kardashian. My favorite WROCK band is Ministry of Magic (check out the song Forever Together!) And I'm a huge Starkid Potter fan! I love to sing and dance and act, and my life goal is to get on Broadway. Wish me luck!

Vampire Academy is a book series by Richelle Mead. They are the second best books in the world, next to Harry Potter. However, they are not well known and don't have a great fan base. So check them out!

I'm a ginger. And PROUD of it. I Hope no one's offended! The hottest ginger man alive is definitely Rupert Grint, who plays Ron in the HP movies. What's not to love?

Positions of Stories:

Please do not hesitate to R&R any of these!

Summer Lovin' (GLEE)- Sort of abandoned...It was fun, but not that serious and summer's over now anyway! (COMPLETED)

Keep Holding On (Harry Potter)- Last chapter posted. Go check it out. Thanks for keeping up with the story, you guys rock! (COMPLETED)

Beginning of the End (Harry Potter)- Pretty much forgotten...So unless I get some PM's, consider it over. (ABANDONED)

Musical Keyboards (Glee)- Made the decision! CHAPTER 2 IS IN THE WORKS! (IN PROGRESS)

Plumbing Perspective (Harry Potter) - One shot written for SlytherinPrincessxXx's challenge to write from the perspective of an inanimate object- mine was the sink in the Potion's classroom! (COMPLETED)

Without You (Hunger Games)- My first Hunger Games fic! I posted it! It's set to the song Without You from RENT. R&R! (COMPLETED)

Apology Accepted (Glee)- A angsty/drama Finchel story! Check it ouuuuut. (COMPLETED)

Painful Truth (Harry Potter)- A sad, sad, sad oneshot about Ron. (COMPLETED)

Maybe It's Time To Change (Glee)- Finchel fluff. Oneshot. (COMPLETED)

Live, Love, Laugh, Die (Glee)- Two-shot. The first chapter is when Klaine meets for the first time, the second is when they see each other for the last time. Second chap. up now!!!

I really want to write a RENT fic, but I have no ideas. Any suggestions are greatly appreciated!

BTW- I LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE PM ME! PM ME ANYTIME! ANYWHERE! ABOUT ANYTHING- IDEAS, OPINIONS, LIKES, DISLIKES, OR JUST THINGS YOU WANT TO SAY IN GENERAL! I ALWAYS REPLY!

FUN FUN FUN

My top five favorite quotes:

1. Silence is golden, duct tape is SILVER! -Google Images

2. A videogame aficionado interviewed for J.C. Herz’s book “Joystick Nation” complains: “Nowadays, there’s no imagination required, the realism is so advanced.” -The New Yorker

3. You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, she is beautiful beacause you love her. -Anonymous poet

4. Love is like pi- natural, confusing, irrational, and very important. -Lisa Hoffman

5. Something old, something new. Something borrowed, something... GINGER!!! -Me

A funny little joke:

An aqquaintance of mine, who is a physician, told this story about her four-year-old daughter. On the way to her preschool, the doctor had left her stephescope in the backseat of the car. The little girl picked it up and began playing with it. My friend was overjoyed, thinking her beloved daughter wanted to follow in her footsteps! Then the child spoke into the instrument: Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?

What to say whenever Justin Bieber music plays:

"Hear that? It's the sound of people who can hear running away."

Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this! XD Very funny!!

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,

peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in

there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the

corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt

and strain to yank the doors open, then

act as if you're embarrassed when they

open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake

and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a

while. Then announce in horror: "You're

one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And

push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone

presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger

for a while, then announce: "I have new

socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look

around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the

emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor

with chalk and announce to the other

passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person

in the elevator, tap them on the

shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they

give you a shock. Smile, and go back for

more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for

other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're

waiting for your friend. After a while,

let the doors close and say "Hi Greg,

How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wail until someone

reaches to help pick it up, then scream:

"That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of

everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant

and review emergency procedures and

exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out Group Hug! And then enforce it.

Fun With Britt

'For halloween, I'm being a peanut allergy.'

'Whenever I pray I fall asleep.'

'I did a book report on heart attacks if you want to give it to the doctor. I got knocked down an entire letter grade because it was written in crayon.'

'Is God an evil dwarf?'

'I made him a card that said heart attacks are just from loving too much.'

'Leave Brittany alone!' 'Thank you for understanding, it's been a hard road.'

'I don't brush my teeth, I rinse my mouth out with soda after I eat.'

'I was pretty sure Dr.Pepper was a dentist.'

'This room looks like the one on that spaceship where I got probed.'

'Please don't pull out my teeth, when I smile I'll look like an adult baby but with boobs.'

'I'm more talented than all of you, I can see that clearly now. It's Brittany... bitch.'

'Looks like a Jewish cloud.'

'Finn can fly?'

'Did you know that dolphins are just gay sharks?'

'Sometimes I forget my middle name.'

'There are so many lyrics.'

'It works best when you pretend like you're getting tasered. It's like cool epilepsy.'

'There was a mouse in mine.'

'I'm pretty sure my cat's been reading my diary.'

'She's the one they made me talk to when they found out I was keeping that bird in my locker.'

'Who can tell me what a ballad is?' 'A male duck.' Later: 'I bet the duck is in that hat!'

'You look terrible. I look awesome.'

'Guess who I'm dating? Wes Brody. He's super cute. He plays soccer with my sister. He's seven.'

'A Happy Meal, no onions... or a chicken.'

'I just don't understand anything.'

- Brittany's best quotes from the one and only GLEE!

Read this, then copy and paste onto your profile but change the descriptions!!

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is

Professor Snape … knows pink is NOT his color

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar.

Professor Moody … is not spider man. He couldn't even get out of that chest!

Professor McGonagall … will bite you if you call her kitty...even when she is in cat form.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more emo then Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand. What the hell can't she do?

Ron Weasley … is a sexy Ginger Ninja

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat. Did it get lost in the mail?

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry. Also knows he probably got hearing damage from that toothbrush.

Lily Evans … has filed a protective warrant against James Potter

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’. Just cuz he has the iPhone app doesn't make it okay.

Sirius Black … doesn't like curtain stores

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane, and she needs to cut her nails.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush. Hers is malfuctioning.

Lucius Malfoy … fully denies that he bleaches his hair.

Voldemort … needs to get himself together. All seven parts.

Gryffindors … are Rumbleroar's favorites

Slytherins … will kill Rumbleroar when they find that out

Hufflepuffs… are your own personal metal detectors, but they aren't restricted to just metal. They can FIND anything.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

Bold the ones you are.

YOUR GUY SIDE

You love hoodies.

You love jeans.

Dogs are better than cats.

It's hilarious when people get hurt.

You've played with/against boys on a team.

Shopping is torture.

Sad movies suck.

You own/ed an X-Box.

Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.

At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.

You own/ed a DS, PS or Sega.

You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.

You watch sports on TV.

Gory movies are cool.

You go to your dad for advice.

You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.

Baggy pants are cool to wear.

It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

Green, black, red, blue or silver are one of your favorite colors.

You love to go crazy and not care what people think.

Sports are fun.

Talk with food in your mouth.

Sleep with your socks on at night. (only sometimes)

TOTAL: 10/25

YOUR GIRL SIDE

You wear lip gloss/stick.

You love skirts.

Cats are better than dogs.

You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink.

Go to your mum for advice.

Pink, yellow, orange, purple or gold is one of your favourite colours.

You hate wearing the color black.

You like hanging out at the shopping center.

You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

You like wearing jewelery.

Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.

You don't like the movie Star Wars.

You were/are in gymnastics/dance/ice skating.

It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed and make-up.

You smile a lot more than you should.

You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.

You care about what you look like.

You like wearing dresses when you can

You like wearing body perfume.

You love the movies.

Used to play with dolls as little kid.

Like being the star of every thing.

21/25

A game!

List 10 favourite Harry Potter characters in a random order:

1.Harry Potter

2.Luna Lovegood

3.Neville Longbottom

4.Hermione Granger

5. Minerva McGonagall

6. Rose Weasley

7. Fred Weasley

8. Sirius Black

9. Ron Weasley

10. George Weasley

Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?

NO. EW. But I do like it when McGonagall yells at Geroge for being a trickster!

Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

Er... No Neville isn't really hot. However he has slimmed down quite a but between Sorcerer's Stone and Deathly Hallows.

What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOO AHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Do you recall any good fics about 9?

So. Many. OMG I LOVE RON!!! And yes read Keep Holding on by me!!! And anything by R.W. Plus Me. (I suggt Right Here)

Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Hmm... I don't know. Fred would always be sort of hyped up and Luna would be off in her own little world... So I think not.

4/8 or 4/9?

4/9! OH MY GOD 4/9! Why would there even be 4/8?! EW! I LOVE RON AND HERMIONE TOGETHER!

What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 were having a secret relationship?

I think first Fred would be weirded out seeing NEVILLE and SIRIUS together... but I think he would just pretend nothing ever happened and try to get it out of his head.

Make a summary of at least 20 words of a 2/6 fan fic
Rose finds out important secrets of her past, so she goes back in time to when the famous threesome were in school. While she's there Luna talks to her and helps her and they become friends.

Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic
Building Bridges. It would be about Minerva reaching out to Harry after Sirius dies.

What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?

Okay I HATE Hermione with Harry but I guess she would volunteer to help Harry scrounge for food while they are camping in the seventh book and things would go on from there...?

Does anyone on your friends list read 7/9?
Some of them might read ones about them being brotherly to each other I guess...

If you wrote a songfic about 10 what song would you choose?
Original Prankster- The Offspring. I don't even know this song I just Googled Prank Songs!

If you should be attending Musical Lovers Anonymous (MLA), copy and paste this into your profile and DON'T attend

Put this in your profile if, for some period of time, you thought the 'D' in Disney was a 'G'.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Musical Theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile

If you think that green skin is awesome, copy this into your profile.

If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile.

If Broadway is your home, no matter what anyone says, put this in your profile

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Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, loop-de-loop-ride, wfea, PotterPhan21, Shadowed Ember, Amythista, Don'tThinkAllDay, NinjaWizardGleek15, Crabbyabby3

If you love the band Boys Like Girls, copy & paste this into your profile.

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If you want to throw it away, forget yesterday, and make the great escape, put this in your profile.

If you have ever wished with all your heart that you could give Roger a really BIG hug so he would stop angsting, copy this into your profile.

If you are confuzzled by the fact that Mark is Jewish and yet his mother calls him to wish him a Merry Christmas, copy this into your profile.

If you think that poor Mark should have found someone by the end of RENT, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fantasized about Mark pulling you up onto the stage during La Vie Boheme, copy this into your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If you want to sue both Disney and Nick for various reasons, copy and paste this in your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten your name while introdoucing yourself, paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy this and paste it into your own profile

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If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile

:)This Is Bob. Copy And Paste Him So He Can Take Over The Internet.

If you have ever talked to, argued with, or yelled at an inanimate object, copy this to your profile

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If your profile is really long, copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer!

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If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

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If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

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If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you secretly (or not so secretly) think that the names like Albus Severus and Scorpius Hyperion should NOT under any circumstances be forced upon innocent children as legal names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a HP fan and know what PS (SS), CoS, PoA, GoF, OoTP, HBP, and DH mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think/believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. WOOT! GO REMUS!

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! J.K. ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!

If you're in denial over Tonks and Lupin’s deaths, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile.

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I SUPPORT S.P.E.W! HOUSE ELVES DESERVE RIGHTS! THEY ARE LIVING BREATHING... THINGS, TOO! Dobby, Winky and Kreacher deserve freedom! Copy and paste this into your profile if you support S.P.E.W, too!

If you think J. K. Rowling should write a series for the Marauders, copy and paste this

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If YOUR body provides a comfortable home for the Aquired Immune RENThead Syndrome, copy this into your profile

If you live for that one moment when Angel sings, "Kiss me, it's beginning to snow..." because it is just too ridiculously adorable, copy this into your profile.

If you desperately search every scarf sale you see for one blessed Marky Scarfy, copy this into your profile (I still can't find one!)

If you have tear stains on various pages of your Harry Potter books, copy this into your profile.

If you wanna hug Mark a million bajillion times, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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Grammar Nazis will rule the world someday. If you are a Grammar Nazi, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If hearing the opening music for Wicked gave you shivers, copy this into your profile. (I cried!)

If you cried when you saw For Good, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt hopelessly misunderstood due to your obsession with Wicked, copy this into your profile.

If you think Elphaba really is beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile. (I wish I had green skin!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions when you probably should be doing something else, copy this onto your profile

If people call you a theater freak (or drama geek) constantly, copy paste this into your profile.

If your response to that is “You say that like it’s a bad thing,” copy paste this into your profile

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If you have ever seen a movie so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

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Grammar Nazis will rule the world someday. If you are a Grammar Nazi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If hearing the opening music for Wicked gave you shivers, copy this into your profile. (I cried!)

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If you've ever felt hopelessly misunderstood due to your obsession with Wicked, copy this into your profile.

If you think Elphaba really is beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile. (I wish I had green skin!)

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If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile

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If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you have the release date of MR7, ANGEL, marked on your calendar, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

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If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed withTwilight Night World and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, MyIllicitLover, Shadowed White Rosebud, Ana3498, NightGirl25, CircleDaybreaker, Sydg813, cArLySTAR15

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016, SakuraUchiha14,Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Midnight's Maiden62 CircleDaybreaker, Sydg813, cArLySTAR15

If you have cried when your favorite character died/almost died copy and paste to your profile.

If you like to root for the bad guys in movies/ TV shows, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your part of the .0000000001 percent of people who does NOT have a Myspace, copy and paste to your profile.

if you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste to your profile.

if you talk to yourself, copy and paste to your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever started a conversation with someone then 5 minutes later your talking about something completely irrelevant copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Chris Colfer should've won that Emmy for being Kurt on Glee copy and paste this into your profile

If Chris Colfer gets nominated AGAIN and he doesn't win AGAIN i WILL stage a riot with many of my Kurt/Chris obsessed friends X3

POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU THINK KURT IS TOTALLY FREAKIN' AWESOME AND YOU JUST WANT TO HUG HIM AND TELL HIM THAT HE ROCKS ON!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, imaginarylullabyes, SilverDrama, Truth Be Told 13, amberkittie, digitalmoonlight2, Chinagirl18, Tinkerbell220, sydg813, cArLySTAR15, crabbyabby3

If you changed you Facebook name to a RENT character, copy and paste this. (Well, I don't have a Facebook but if I did my name would probably Mrs. Mark Cohen :D)

If it makes you really mad when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever pulled into the parking lot of a 7-11 and sung "City of the Damned" at the top of your lungs, put this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you're random, and proud of it, post this onto your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, down the stairs, or just on plain FLAT SURFACES... Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are totally confused right now copy this onto your profile.

If you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you secretly (or not so secretly) think that the names like Albus Severus and Scorpius Hyperion should NOT under any circumstances be forced upon innocent children as legal names, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in magic, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a HP fan and know what PS (SS), CoS, PoA, GoF, OoTP, HBP, and DH mean, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think/believe in werewolf rights copy and paste this onto your profile. WOOT! GO REMUS!

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! J.K. ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!

If you're in denial over Tonks and Lupin’s deaths, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are Harry Potter obsessed, copy and paste this into you profile.

If you are highly perturbed by the pairing Hermione/Snape... Copy and paste this into your profile.

I SUPPORT S.P.E.W! HOUSE ELVES DESERVE RIGHTS! THEY ARE LIVING BREATHING... THINGS, TOO! Dobby, Winky and Kreacher deserve freedom! Copy and paste this into your profile if you support S.P.E.W, too!

If you think J. K. Rowling should write a series for the Marauders, copy and paste this

If you consider any of the RENT actors and Jonathan Larson to be your heroes, copy and paste this into your profile

If YOUR body provides a comfortable home for the Aquired Immune RENThead Syndrome, copy this into your profile

If you live for that one moment when Angel sings, "Kiss me, it's beginning to snow..." because it is just too ridiculously adorable, copy this into your profile.

If you desperately search every scarf sale you see for one blessed Marky Scarfy, copy this into your profile (I still can't find one!)

If you have tear stains on various pages of your Harry Potter books, copy this into your profile.

If You're a part of the Idiot Nation copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Will needs a big hug, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you constantly refer to yourself as Mrs. John Gallagher Jr., copy and paste this onto your profile.

Whenever you introduce yourself, you end it with "and you better not wear it out!"

If you know where the bastards have gone, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Johnny needs a big hug, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I HUGGED JOHN GALLAGHER JR! AND HE SIGNED MY SHIRT!)

If you are just DYING to know what Whatsername's name IS copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're the Last of the American Girls copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wanna hug Mark a million bajillion times, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you you've ever wondered how Roger could afford candy bars, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you wonder why Angel had to die when her and Collins had the best relationship, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you are obssessed with ANYTHING and it scares some of your friends copy and paste this onto your profile.

If FANFICTION is constantly on your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Grammar Nazis will rule the world someday. If you are a Grammar Nazi, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is long copy and paste this into your profile to make it even longer.

If hearing the opening music for Wicked gave you shivers, copy this into your profile. (I cried!)

If you cried when you saw For Good, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever felt hopelessly misunderstood due to your obsession with Wicked, copy this into your profile.

If you think Elphaba really is beautiful, copy and paste this into your profile. (I wish I had green skin!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions when you probably should be doing something else, copy this onto your profile

If people call you a theater freak (or drama geek) constantly, copy paste this into your profile.

If your response to that is “You say that like it’s a bad thing,” copy paste this into your profile

If You can relate anything to Wicked, even if it is distant, copy and paste this into your profile

If You have lost your voice singing Defying Gravity copy this in your profile

If you want Emmett Forrest to be your 'Ratty Corduroy', copy this into your profile.

If your topic is "Blood in the Water", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't know whether or not it's your second, your third...but you're loving it, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've got a package for Miss Paulette Bonafonte, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've won a fullbright and a rhodes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're gonna "Take it Like a Man", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've got a "Chip on Your Shoulder" and it's big as a boulder, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're driven as hell, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when Gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile

If James Patterson needs to get it all together, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you have/wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If you have the release date of MR7, ANGEL, marked on your calendar, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are like Max, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh re-reading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you want to see Maximum Ride (the movie) on the first day it comes out, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Max and Fang should just get over themselves and get together already, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

If you are a Maximum Ride Fanatic, put this on your profile.

If you think Fang is a stud, put this on your profile.

If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.