Welcome, I'm Jonny T of The Jonny T Factor. Once again, that's "Jonny" T. Not "Johnny" T. It's Jonny. There's two different ways to spell that name!

I have many plans for new fan fics on my mind.

But I am looking for ideas. If anyone has any ideas and want to share them with me, please send me your ideas. Just To inform anyone that does give me a good idea, you will receive credit. I'm also good with giving ideas. If you need an idea for a story or two, send me a private message. I've got plenty of good ideas to share.

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My real name: Jonathan Tallent (Tallent is my actually last name, I'm not making this up.)

Age: 21

Sex: Male

Skin color: White

Hair color: Average: black Dyed: purplish red

Eye color: Brown

State: Ohio

Brothers: 4

Sisters: 1

Uncle of: 8 Girls: 5 Boys: 3

Allies on site: Another Dead Hero, Movie-Brat, bunnies43, Bowserboy129, Agentxy14.

Rest in Peace, Jerry Robinson

A Beloved Creator of Robin and The Joker

May the Joker's maniacal laughs become joyful cries, as you walk through the golden gates of Heaven

Rest in Peace, Michael Clarke Duncan

A Beloved Actor

The memories you've given us in your roles will last forever

Favorite Shows: Ed, Edd n Eddy, House, Tosh.0, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Total Drama Island, Chowder (If my 19 year old brother can watch Flapjack and not be gay, then I can watch Chowder.), SpongeBob, Dragon Ball Z (And only Z), Batman the animated series, Star Wars the Clone Wars, Roseanne, Scrubs, Teen Titans, and South Park.

Favorite Web Shows:

Nostalgia Critic

Atop the Fourth Wall

Equals Three

Klay World

Angry Video Game Nerd

The Joker Blogs

It's Just Some Random Guy "Hi, I'm a Marvel... And I'm a DC"

Wreckless Eating

Favorite movies: Dark Knight, Watchmen, anything with Seth Rogen, Avatar, Tropic Thunder, Shutter Island, any Predator movie, Star Wars Saga, Step Brothers, V for Vendetta, Lord of the Rings series, Radio, I am Legend, Clue, Tenacious D in The Pick Of Destiny, Be Kind Rewind, Due Date, The Hangover, and Batman.

Favorite plays/musicals: The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Phantom of the Opera, Madea's Big Happy Family, Medea Goes to Jail, and CATS.

Top 10 Favorite Comic Book Characters:

10. Catwoman from Batman (She's hot, she's Batman's secret lover. That's all I gotta say.)

9. Venom from Spider-man (I've always liked Venom. He's the only villain that I could see killing Spider-man.)

8. Wolverine from X-men (He's the best at what he does. Except in some kid cartoons.)

7. Iron Man from Iron Man (Marvel's Batman, ladies and gentlemen.)

6. Spawn from Spawn (Awesome powers. Not afraid to stand up to the Devil and spit in his face. This guy has balls!)

5. Raven from Teen Titans (The only reason I watched the Teen Titans when I was younger. She's demonic, dark, and has a horrible history she tries to run from.)

4. Deadpool from Deapool (The only words that can describe Deadpool are "Fucking Awesome".)

3. The Joker from Batman (Mark Hamill, Jack Nicholson, and Heath Ledger, all of them are awesome. He is the one guy that can still crack a joke when a gun his held to his head. Almost no chance of getting out of it, and he cracks a joke. Fucking balls!)

2. Rorschach from Watchmen (No fear. Protects people he doesn't even care about. Loves punishing evil. And the coolest mask ever. That is Rorschach, my friends.)

1. Batman from Batman (Best DC hero ever! Has no powers. Just advance fighting skills, money, and a shit load on gadgets. And he uses his own fear to strike fear into others. As long as there's a DC, there will always be a Batman!)

12 random characters from my favorite shows/movies/comics/games.

1. The Joker(Batman)

2. Deadpool (Deadpool)

3. Rogue (X-Men)

4. Rorschach (Watchmen)

5. Catwoman (Batman)

6. Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)

7. Zoey (Left 4 Dead)

8. Gwen (Total Drama series)

9. Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)

10. Batman (Batman)

11. Sonya Blade (Mortal Kombat)

12. Venom (Spider-man)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No, actually. But I think it would be very entertaining.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

...No! Rorschach is fucking ugly. Hot? No! Awesome? YES!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Venom getting Gwen pregnant? Well... a demon spawn would be born.

4. Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?

Yes. Can't really recommend any.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

NO! Are you insane? Vegeta and Deadpool? That doesn't sit right with me at all! And Vegeta would hate Deadpool with every fiber of his being!

6. Any Five/Nine or Five/Ten going on?

Scorpion and Catwoman? Not that I know of. Batman and Catwoman? DEAR GOD, there are too many to count!

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Twelve and Two doing "it"?

MOLOTOV! ...And eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww!

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic?

Rogue finds herself in a new city. There, she meets a true hero of the night. Will there be a connection between the two? Sorry, kinda suck at summaries

9. Is there such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?

Sadly, I don't think so. I actually would like to read it, but they would have to keep the character of the Joker dark and insane like he truly is.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

The Monster I've Become

11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

...WHAT? WHO ARE YOU? WHY WOULD RORSCHACH WANT TO DEFLOWER THE JOKER? EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWW! NO! NO! NO! FUCK THAT QUESTION!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

I have completely no idea. Why would I know this? Next question!

13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

...Maybe?

14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I'm positive that they don't.

15. Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?

No... THIS WEEK ON RORSCHACH AND DEADPOOL!

Catwoman: "Meow, boys."

Rorschach: "Slut."

Deadpool "I hope so!"

16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I'M BATMAN!

17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Pain by The Used. Gothic... that's all I gotta say.

18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Be prepared to rip out you own eyes after reading this epic wrongness of a story! You have been warned.

19. What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

You wanna see my hidden cave? DEAR GOD, THIS IS STILL WRONG!

20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

About a few months ago. Not really one to keep reading stories about Catwoman.

21. What is Six's super-secret kink?

He likes to have Bulma call him a filthy monkey. I have no idea why I know this!

22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or Sober?

Maybe. I'm sure Sonya would be drunk. Then again... Scorpion might not even have a penis or can't use it because he's undead. Plus, when he removes his mask, his head is a flaming skull. So... maybe.

23. If Three and Seven got together, who would top?

Rogue would be on top. No doubt about that. Zoey wouldn't even have a chance.

24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.

...WHAT?

Joker and Scorpion are in a happy relationship (HOW THE FUCK IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?) until Scorpion runs off with Rorschach (NO! NO! NO!). Joker, heartbroken (DOES JOKER EVEN HAVE A HEART?), has a hot one-night stand with Sonya Blade (Okay, that's not that bad.) and a brief unhappy affair with Venom (OH MY GOD!), then follows the wise advice of Catwoman (Who hates the Joker, I might add!) and finds true love with Rogue (This ending, I like.).

Title: How Did Anyone Get Away With Writing This?

I know no one who would dare write this story.

25. What would you think if you found out Four was a really good friend of a sibling or relative of yours?

I would be surprised, seeing is that Rorschach rarely has any friends.

26. How would you react if you saw Eight and Eleven in a closet together with a rubber ducky?

I would grin and take a picture with my phone.

27. How would you feel if Two dissed you in the worst possible way ever?

It wouldn't really get to me. I mean it's Deadpool, how could anyone who loves humor hate him?

28. You just came home from school and all of your friends hate you, your teacher just gave you an F on the most important project of the year (just imagine it happened for the smart alecks out there), and your parents have grounded you as your teacher had already called and told them of your grade. You open the door to your bedroom and you find Ten rummaging through your stuff. What do you do?

Dammit, Batman! I told you I'm not going to be the next Robin! It's Nightwing, or nothing!

29. What would you think if One was emo and had tried to slit his/her wrists? If One is already emo/slit his/her wrists already, what would you think if One became the most optimistic person in the world?

Joker emo? Well, first off, he wouldn't slit his wrist. He would cut his cheeks into a smile like the Heath Ledger performance.

30. What would you feel this second if Four gave you a daisy right now?

Inner thought: "PLEASE, DON'T BREAK MY NECK! PLEASE, DON'T BREAK MY NECK! PLEASE, DON'T BREAK MY NECK!"

31. Six has just stolen your hairbrush. What is the first thing you would say?

Why would you need a hairbrush? It was to my belief that saiyan hair never changes it's style from birth.

32. Seven, Nine, and Four have banded together at 3 in the morning and start to sing the most annoying song you know as loud as they can, waking you up. What is the first thing you think?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? ROSCHACH, YOUR VOICE IS HORRIBLE! SCORPION, YOU ARE A HELL-SPAWN SPECTRE! ZOEY, YOU'RE HOT! EVERYBODY BUT ZOEY GET THE HELL OUT!

33. Two and Eleven are your teachers. What would you do?

I would first ask whose bright idea it was to give Deadpool a job in education. Then, I would hit on Sonya constantly, until she says yes... or performs her Kiss of Death fatality on me.

34. How would you feel if seven/eight was canon?

I would wake up with wet underwear.

35. Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Because Bulma would kill him if she saw him checking her out.

36. Between Ten and Eight, which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

That's not even fair. Batman's pretty much got his life together, and I really can't see him failing, also he's already a billionair. Sorry, Gwen.

37. Eleven and Five are trapped in a cave. Ten comes to rescue them. What happens?

Batman would save Catwoman and Sonya, then they'd go back to his place to give him a little thank you present. Aaaaaaawwww yeeeeeeaaaaaaah!

38. Five, Four, Seven, One, and Three are playing Truth or Dare. Five asks Seven, and Seven says Truth. Five asks who Seven loves, and Seven, confessed their true love with Four. Four does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with Three. Seven is heartbroken, and seeks comfort in One while Three and Four run into the sunset together. However, Five is secretly in love with One, and become so jealous of Seven, who, after the comfort from One becomes in a relationship with One, and so Five decides to murder Seven, but is stopped just in time by the police officer Ten and is sent to prison, allowing One and Seven to continued their relationship.

Okay, hold on. Let me translate this so every one doesn't have to keep looking up.

Catwoman, Rorschach, Zoey, Joker, and Rogue are playing Truth or Dare (Stupid, if not silly.). Catwoman asks Zoey, and Zoey says Truth. Catwoman asks who Zoey loves, and Zoey confessed her true love with Rorschach (Well, why the hell not?). Rorschach does not share the feeling (What a surprise!), and in fact is in a secret relationship with Rogue (Actually, I've seen a comic like this on Deviantart. It's actually quite funny and cute). Zoey is heartbroken (I would be too, if I got rejected by a homeless guy.), and seeks comfort in Joker (...What?) while Three and Four run into the sunset together. However, Catwoman is secretly in love with Joker (You know what? I'm tired of pointing out the flaws between these two characters.), and becomes so jealous of Zoey, who, after the comfort from Joker becomes in a relationship with Joker (Oh shit, Harley's not gonna be happy about this.), so Catwoman decides to murder Zoey (Really no surprise there), but is stopped by the police officer Batman (More like vigilante.) and is sent to prison, allowing Joker and Zoey to continue their relationship (Until Joker came to his senses and killed Zoey.).

39. Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their house. What happens?

I think you can guess what comes next. Aaaaaaawww yeeeeaaaaaaah!

40. Nine tries to get Five to go to a yoga class. What happens?

I think the real question here is why is Scorpion taking yoga classes? I mean, I would understand if the roles were reversed, but in this order it makes no sense!

41. You need to stay at a friend's house for the night. Do you choose One or Six?

It's more of a choice of who would kill me the fastest. Hmm, I guess I would go with Vegeta, at least my death would be quick and hopefully painless.

42. Two and Seven are making out. Ten walks in...Their reaction?

I'M BATMAN!

43. Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

GOTHIC DEATH MATCH! LET'S GET IT ON!

44. Four mugs you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? Ten, Two or Seven?

I guess in this chase Rorschach is a hypocrite. I would say Batman. Deadpool would just join in, and Zoey's too busy killing zombies.

45. One decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

Joker has a guy on the table and stabs him over and over in the chest. "HAAAAAAA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAAAA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HAAAAAAA!" Camera cuts to static.

46. Three has to marry either Eight, Two or Nine. Who do they chose?

Deadpool. ...DON'T QUESTION MY LOGIC!

47. You get to meet either One or Six. Who do you chose?

Damn you! Why must you make me chose? I guess the Joker, because he's just down right awesome.

48. Ten challenges Four to a chariot race. Why?

I'M BATMAN! Are you tired of me using this joke yet?

49. Everyone gangs up on Three. What happens?

I think you all know. Aaaaawwwww... wait, that would be gang rape. Oh my god, that's just horrible!

50. Ten gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

Once upon a time, in a land far far aw- I"M BATMAN!

51. Five and Nine get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Aaaaaaaawww HELL NAW! Scorpion, get your drunken undead ass out of my house! And Catwoman, let's see if we can make this kitty purr.

52. Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

They're protesting all of the crossovers I do. I just simply get on my computer and write that they all start to form an orgy.

53. Seven makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Of course it is. She used something special. PILLS!

54. One starts to write a story where Nine and Ten are going out. What is Two's reaction?

Deadpool: "...So, is this a sexual thing for you? I mean, you loved when Batman beats you up sometimes. Please, explain."

55. Eight and Five go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

I think you know where this is going. Aaaaaaawwww yeeeeeaaaaah! They order a pizza! ...Then get naked!

56. Three has to marry either Eight, Four or Nine. Who do they chose?

Rorschach. I know it's a strange pairing, but I really like that comic on Deviantart.

57. Four, Six, and Seven are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Eight walks in. What happens?

Gwen: "Okay, what drugs did you guys take?"

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or MySpace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

You're a 90's kid if:

You can finish this 'ice ice _"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, The Tick...AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiiiiiin west philidelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World.
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
when everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky.
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time.
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together.
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular.
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny.
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS.
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books.
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies.
You remember Ring Pops.
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos.
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players.
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them.
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere.
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet.
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles.
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out.
You collected those Beanie Babies.
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills.
Silver dollars, which were cool to have.
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine.
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace.
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground.
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was 0.95 a gallon & Caller ID was The new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs.
When gameboy was a brick.
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things

95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

If you think Twilight is a disgrace to the very image of vampires, werewolves, feminists, and the time of day, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Akihiro Asamoto, Corvin, 9tail_Naruto, FlameKaiser, NoNameNeeded, Kyuuki-sama, Seraph of Shadows, emperor-soul heroforlife, Another Dead Hero, The Jonny T Factor

Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

80 percent of you wont repost this.

This is a true story.A girl died in 1933.A man buried her when she was still murder chanted,"Toma Sota balcu," as he buried that you have read the chant,you will meet this little the middle of the night she will be on your will sufficate you like she was you post this on your profile,she will not bother kindness will be .

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, Narnia Queen, pselpevensie, Kendall Knight, Boysboysboys love em, Teh Troll, RandomFanPerson, The Jonny T Factor

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then on night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works: 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) 2. Put it on shuffle 3. Press play 4. For every question, type the song that's playing 5. When you go to a new question, press the next button 6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

Opening Credits: Powder to the People by Dance Gavin Dance (Not bad so far.)

Waking Up: Pulling A Piano From A Pond by Cinematic Surprise (Nothing too unusual yet.)

First Day At School: Poetic Tragedy by The Used (...I guess these would be my feelings about going back to school.)

Falling In Love: Still Fly by The Devil Wears Prada (Still so fly, bitches be throwin' that pussy at me!)

Fight Song: Rum Is For Drinking, Not For Burning by Senses Fail (Why is the rum gone?)

Breaking Up: Sexual Man Chocolate by Attack Attack! (...What?)

Prom: The Downfall of Us All by A Day To Remember (...Best. Prom. EVER!)

Life is Good: Falling Asleep by Pierce The Veil (Yes, life is... um... good.)

Mental Breakdown: Buffalo! by Dance Gavin Dance (...Yeah, that sums it up nicely.)

Driving: The Wordless by Cinematic Sunrise (I'm beginning to think this soundtrack won't make any sense.)

Flashback: Life Is A Perception Of Your Own Reality by Chiodos (Actually doesn't seem that bad.)

Getting Back Together: Divine Intervention by Taking Back Sunday (Okay, looks like we're getting on the right track here.)

Wedding: If You Can't Hang by Sleeping With Sirens (Clearly, she could hang.)

Paying the Dues: London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines by Panic! at the Disco (Makin' a scene about payin' my dues and backin' my shit up!)

The Night Before The War: Open Your Eyes And Look North by Dance Gavin Dance (We're goin' to war with Canada!)

Final Battle: Demonology And Heartache by Atreyu (...Not as epic as I'd hoped.)

Moment of Triumph: May These Noises Startle You In Your Sleep Tonight by Pierce The Veil (Let these noises of triumphant fucking startle you!)

Death Scene: Sweetheart, You Are Sadly Mistaken by Alesana (Pretty epic death scene, I must say.)

Funeral Song: As You Wish by Alesana (...Kind of sad.)

End Credits: Undead Ahead by Motionless In White (I smell SEQUEL!)

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Jonathan Tallent

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Jonizzle (...Sounds sexual.)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Black Panda (... D'aaaawwww.)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Ray Kercher

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Tal Jo Cas (It works.)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Purple Mtn Dew (Otherwise known as 'PITCH BLACK')

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of your dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Olaanje (...Not really sure if arab?)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Lee

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Zeus (BADASSARY ENGAGED!)

Your Rock Star Name: (fav fruit, and something that can go wrong):

Cherry Mine Sweeping

Your Pirate Name: (fav color, pirate accessory):

Black Hook

12. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell?

Nnaylraeaea (And not a single fuck was given.)

How Insane are you?

[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for "hurting you" [X] You have ran into a glass/screen door. [X] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. [X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. [X] You have run into a tree/bush. [X] You have been called a blonde.

so far: 6

[X] you know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. [X] You just tried to lick your elbow. [X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (*Removes glasses* Mother of God...) [X] You just sang them to make sure. [X] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. [X] You have choked on your own spit.

so far:12

[X] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. [ ] You type with three fingers or less. [X] You have accidentally caught something on fire. [X] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. [X] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 16

[X] You have fallen asleep in class. [X] Sometimes you just stop thinking. [X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. [X] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. [X] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'.

so far: 21

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math. [X] You have eaten a bug accidentally. [X] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. [X] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. [X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 26

[X] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. [X] You break a lot of things. [X] You tilt your head when you're confused. [X] You have fallen out of your chair before. [X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

so far: 31

[X] The word "um" is used frequently. [X] You don't know what "um" means. [X] You say "what?" a lot. [X] You use memes in real life situations

Total: 35

35 x 3 =105 %

CHARLES MANSON CAN SUCK IT!

Here's 100 random questions (Use to have these on here before. Decided to bring 'em back.):

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? What is this 'relationship' you speak of?

2) Do you hate more than 3 people? Who doesn't? Honestly.

3) How many houses have you lived in? 10. We've had the worst luck at finding homes

4) Favorite candy bar? Reese's Fast Break

5) Favorite shoes? The one's I got on.

6) Have you ever tripped someone? Yes, and I laughed soooo hard.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? ...No. That's just retarded.

10) Have you ever thrown up in public? I believe I have. Possibly at the playground of a school.

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. Batman.

12) Favorite genre of music? Punk.

13) What is your zodiac sign? It depends. I'm an Aquarius, also a Boar in the Chinese zodiac race.

14) What time were you born? Sometime around 11 am.

15) Do you like beer? Nope. It tastes like the tears of failure.

16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yes, and now I'm no long allowed in the state of Washington.

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Little People animated series soundtrack.

18) Are you sarcastic? No. I'm always being serious.

19) What are your favorite colors? Think it's a tie between black and purple.

20) How many watches do you own? None. Who the fuck still wear's watches?

21) Summer or winter? Winter. That way, the bodies don't stink.

23) Favorite color to wear? Black.

24) Pepsi or Sprite? Pepsi, Sprite's for little bitch faggots.

25) What color is your cell phone? Don't have one, also a result of the prank phone call.

26) Where is your second home? My brother's house, he doesn't know it yet.

27) Have you ever slapped someone? Yep, and I got my ass kicked for it.

28) Have you ever had a cavity? Dentist know me as Cap Boy, what do you think?

29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? None. I enjoy the darkness.

30) How many video games do you own? Eight.

31) What was your first pet? We use to have mice in our apartment when I was a baby, does that count?

32) Ever had braces? Nope, and I regret nothing!

33) Do looks matter? Depends, are you a self righteous cunt?

34) Do you use chapstick? No.

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. I was in ECOT.

36) American Eagle or Abercombie? Hot Topic.

37) Are you too forgiving? Why don't you piss me off and find out?

38) How many children do you want? I have two overdramatic nieces. Fuck children!

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? All of it.

40) Favorite breakfast meal? Bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit from McD's.

41) Do you own a gun? I almost killed my brother with a shotgun, so no.

42) Ever thought you were in love? Yes, but it turned out I was just horny.

43) When was the last time you cried? When did they discontinue Mtn Dew Pitch Black?

44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Serve justice to the scum of Arkham City.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Olive Garden, damn good spaghetti.

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? No, but she's called me daddy.

47) Have you ever been in a castle? Does the Magic Castle count?

48) Nicknames? Jonny T, Jon, Jonny, Skater J(teacher), and Jonny Ray.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? Is she a fictional character from Batman?

50) Ever been to Kentucky? I have redneck ancestry, so yes, I have.

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? The fuck is Banana Republic?

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Yes. I'm thinking about Derpy.

53) Have you ever called someone Boo? A baby, yes.

55) Do you own a diamond ring? I have some given to me by my dead grandma.

56) Are you happy with your life right now? Of course.

57) Do you dye your hair? Once in a blue moon.

58) Does anyone like you? Well, I kind of hope you do.

59) What year were you born? 1995

60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Plotting my escape from my mother's womb.

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? No, that's just gay.

62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds, they have My Little Pony toys.

63) Do you like yourself? I'm quite fond of myself.

64) Are you closer to your mother or father? I have more in common with my father. That's were I get my sexism from.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex? Mouths, you can do so much with it.

66) Are you afraid of the dark? No, the dark is afraid of me.

67) Have you ever eaten paste? I believe not.

68) Do you own a webcam? No, but I should get one to go on Omegle.

69) Have you ever stripped? You know I can't stay off that poll.

70) Ever broke a bone? Yep, hurt like a mother fucker.

72) Do you chat on AIM often? No.

73) Pringles or Lays? Pringles.

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? No, but I've cut out one.

75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats. Doug's a little bitch.

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? No.

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? Don't have one.

78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Yes, I used to be very over weight.

80) Do you own a car? No.

81) Can you cook? Yes, and I do a damn good job at it!

82) 3 things that annoy you:

1. Stupid questions.

2. Twilight.

3. Justin Bieber.

83) Do you text message often? I send messages to the outside world all the time.

84) Money or love? Money, because it doesn't bitch at you when you go to a strip club.

85) Do you have any scars? Yes, you wanna know how I got them?

86) What do you want more than anything right now? A Deadpool movie.

87) Do you enjoy scary movies? Every now and again.

88) Relationships or one night stands? Relationships, 'cause you always need someone to prove to people you're not gay.

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? Is this a sexual question?

90) Do you enjoy greasy food? Yes.

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? No.

92) Do you own a box of crayons? Who doesn't?

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My ex.

95) Who was the last person that made you mad? Ryan Reynolds. Damn you, you should have done the Deadpool movie!

96) Who was the last person that made you cry? I cry for no man!

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? Pinkie Pie. She's so random!

98) Who was the last person that you fell for? My ex, she fell all the way down those stairs.

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? No one.

100) Who was the last person that called you? My mom, this morning for a ride to my dad's.

Game Review: Batman: Arkham City

GREATEST! VIDEO GAME! EVER! This game blew my fucking mind with it's gameplay action! It's character choices! It's plot! And it's ending! All the way through, the game just left me guessing 'WHAT THE FUCK IS GONNA HAPPEN NEXT?' The graphics were amazing! The map system just left me in aw! The character designs made me wanna pour gasoline all over my body and light myself on fire because of how hardcore they were! And the side missions? *Flips over table* FUCKING BRILLIANT!!! The Riddler challenges and trophies were also made even better with the bumped up amount of difficulty! And the DLCs and add ons were fucking amazing! ROBIN! NIGHTWING! BATMAN SKINS! SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!! If you don't have the game, I DEMAND THAT YOU GO GET IT NOW! And if you have it? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? GO PLAY THAT SHIT!!!

Rating: EPIC! FUCKING! WIN!

My quotes:

"Roses are red, violets are blue; you call me a freak, and I'll fucking kill you!" -Jonny T

"Brother: Jonny, why are you doing the dishes? Me: 'Cause they gave women rights." -Jonny T

"Cindy: How do you spell whore? Me: C-I-N-D-Y." -Jonny T

"Seriously though, how's your mom doing? I heard she was in the hospital. I think it's because she couldn't handle the massive size of my dick when gave it to her last night." -Jonny T

"Words cannot describe the amount of fuck I do not give." -Jonny T

"You have fucked an amount of up that does not even classify on the meter of fucking up!" -Jonny T

"One day, we're gonna be telling our grandchildren about the original 151, and they will listen in awe at the epic tale that was our childhood." -Jonny T

"You take three episodes to charge the Spirit Bomb, and you MISS?! HOW?!" -Jonny T

"HOLY COCK MOTHERING CUM DUMPSTER!" -Jonny T

"In a way, telling a suicidal person not to kill themself is like telling a person to stay in a abusive relationship with their partner." -Jonny T

All time favorite quote:

"It seems like you have a case of being a little bitch. I'm prescribing you a heavy dose of man the fuck up." -Unknown.

Favorite comedic quotes:

"If there's one thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things I hate, It's losing and getting cancer." -Danny McBride

"I'm freaking pumped! I've been drinking green tea all god damn day!" -Danny McBride

"You know what should do? I should make you suck this gun like a dick. And when it cums, it gonna blow your brains all over the street." -Danny McBride

"I'm the best thing that's happened to you? Now I just feel bad for you." -Seth Rogen

"But I can't wait to read these, honestly. Seriously, I'll put them in front of my toilet, they'll be read by tomorrow morning." -Seth Rogen

"They say don't drink and drive. Well, don't drink and bone." -Seth Rogen

"Mathew Fox, from Lost? You know what's interesting about him? Nothing. Will you tell him he's an asshole for me? Someone needs to." Seth Rogen

"Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!" -Seth Rogen

"There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it." -Jack Black

"I'd rather be the king of kids, than the prince of fools." -Jack Black

"I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the Pink Panther theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock." -Jack Black

"Well I have a microphone and you don't so you will listen to every damn word I have to say!" -Adam Sandler

"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls!" -Will Ferrell

"You know what they say Vince, it ain't over till your mama sings." -Dane Cook

"Don't look at me in that tone of voice!" -Dane Cook

"Uh, what am I suppose to say to an atheist when he sneezes, uh, when you die nothing happens?" -Dane Cook

"I'm not racist, I've got a black president." -Dane Cook

"It really drives me banana sangwich." -Dane Cook

"I'm going to hell, ahhhhh ... but you're laughing, so you're coming." -Dane Cook

"Even when I was a kid, my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street. I'd be like, "Hey, so I guess I'll see you later," and he's, like, "Whatever, queer". That's a hate crime!" -Daniel Tosh

"I don't think I could stab somebody, 'cause I'm really bad at a Capri Sun." -Daniel Tosh

"Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, "Hey, at least I'm not pregnant." And I know happy days are around the corner." -Daniel Tosh

"I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed." -Daniel Tosh

"You'll have to excuse me for my bad posture. My mom says it's 'cause I have a huge cock. Yeah, she talks like that. She's a sailor. We don't judge her. She lives by one rule, and it's the rule of the sea." -Daniel Tosh

"By the way, everything I say is wrong; I'm a complete hypocrite. I've dated girls with boob jobs, breast enlargements, but she was an A cup and that's gross. Get it fixed girls, you're not even a real woman."- Daniel Tosh

"I came up with my own expression. I like to make it hail. Yeah. That's when you throw change on sluts." -Daniel Tosh

"I'm only straight edge when I'm sober." -Ronald Brewer (Brother)

(Please, if you wish to copy and paste these rules, give credit to their original creator, The Jonny T Factor.)

The rules I live by:

Rule #1: Trust no one who wears a tunic.

Rule #2: Don't go to the movies with anyone other than brothers.

Rule #3: Punch anyone who likes Justin Bieber and/or the Jonas Brothers.

Rule #4: When someone tells a joke that isn't funny, laugh really hard, then tell them it wasn't funny at all.

Rule #5: Raise nieces and nephews to love Batman. (I've already got two on my side.)

Rule #6: Whenever getting into a car, always check the backseat first.

Rule #7: Always be the first to state the obvious.

Rule #8: Keep weapons near at all times. Never know when a zombie apocalypse will happen.

Rule #9: Never feed a mogwai after midnight.

Rule #10: Try to go super saiyan every day.

Rule #11: FEAST ON THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENCE!

Rule #12: Whenever a kitten is present, snuggle with it.

Rule #13: Whenever surrounded by tough guys, yell "SUPER GAY ORGY!", or "Who brought the lube?"

Rule #14: If taking a test, act like phone is ringing, answer it, say "I'm on my way!", rip off button-up shirt, revealing Superman shirt underneath, and run out of the room.

Rule #15: Punch anyone who asks a stupid question in the balls.

Rule #16: Hate anyone whose name is AJ.

Rule #17: Assume every Asian person knows karate.

Rule #18: During a prison rule fight between a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco, always root for the taco.

Rule #19: Always watch House when it's on, even if you've seen the episode ten times.

Rule #20: There is no Rule #20.

Rule #21: Use Gollum impression everywhere.

Rule #22: Ruin movies for people who haven't seen them.

Rule #23: The answer to all questions is 42.

Rule #24: Science is a lie!

Rule #25: When in doubt, C4.

Rule #26: When a good story plot enters a dream, write that shit down.

Rule #27: Rip out own eyes after reading gay stories on the site.

Rule #28: Always believe the unbelievable.

Rule #29: Hunt for Big Foot at every hour of the night.

Rule #30: Whenever eating at an Italian restaurant, always act like a loud-mouth Italian douchebag.

Rule #31: Whenever feeling like doing something random in a car, yell compliments at people in an angry fashion.

Rule #32: Whenever stopped by a traffic-light, stare at the person in the car next to you, with a dirty look on your face.

Rule #33: Never answer a woman who asks if she's gained weight. (You never win!)

Rule #34: No exceptions.

Rule #35: Quote movies and/or tv shows daily.

Rule #36: Never give up, unless it's too hard.

Rule #37: Solve a mystery with a group of stoners and a talking dog.

Rule #38: If a stranger pulls up in a car and offers candy, stab him, take the candy and run.

Rule #39: Do not time travel on an empty stomach.

Rule #40: Never pick a fight with a bear. They fight dirty.

Rule #41: When a black man dressed in leather offers you to take a red pill or a blue pill, take the blue pill. The red might be rufilin.

Rule #42: Never have a one night stand with a lion. That's just wrong.

Rule #43: Don't kick babies.

Rule #44: Never give a squirrel a lightsabor.

Rule #45: Whenever a teenage boy in green tights comes into your room at night and wants you to go to a far away land with him, kill it with fire!

Rule #46: Never trust Japan. They have Godzilla.

Rule #47: If girlfriend tells you she bought two tickets to see the next Twilight movie, dump her.

Rule #48: Whenever someone is boring you with their story, randomly break out into song.

Rule #49: Whenever about to use the bathroom, check shower and/or bathtub first.

Rule #50: Eat a bagel. (LIKE A BOSS!)

Rule #51: Always laugh at the end of a sad movie.

Rule #52: When at first you don't succeed, never try again.

Rule #53: When walking at night, act like you're in a first person shooter game.

Rule #54: When pulled over by police, sing the theme song to Cops.

Rule #55: When being chased by zombies, trip the person next to you.

Rule #56: Whenever having a pillow fight with nieces, fucking murder them. (I seriously beat the shit out of them with a pillow.)

Rule #57: You do not talk about Fight Club.

Rule #58: Always assume that Chuck Norris is watching you.

Rule #59: When dressing up for Halloween, always get too much into character.

Rule #60: Never listen to music around grandma. She'll think you're a Satanist.

Rule #61: Never walk into a bank and yell "Alright, everybody, this will only take a second!".

Rule #62: Never watch the Jersey Shore.

Rule #63: When bored, randomly point and laugh at people for no reason.

Rule #64: Always sing along when the theme song to Fresh Prince of Bel Air plays.

Rule #65: Whenever telling a story that isn't that interesting, always add a few swears to the story. People seem more interested when swears are being used.

Rule #66: NEVER threaten 4chan.

Rule #67: Never be proud of your accomplishments. Because there's always an asain person who can do them better.

Rule #68: FUCK THE POLICE!

Rule #69: If you see someone getting mugged, join in.

Rule #70: Whenever a white person is talking bad about Obama, yell "YEAH, WHITE POWER!" It will make them feel awkward. (I'm not racist)

Rule #71: Kill all sons a bitches!

Rule #72: When someone calls your house when you're babysitting and whispers "Have you checked on the children?", whisper back "I killed them."

Rule #73: After having sex for the the first time, go over to brother's and sing "I Just Had Sex" by The Lonely Island.

Rule #74: When pulled over by police, say "Officer, could you please hold my beer?"

Rule #75: Kill anyone who disgraces the name of The Used.

Rule #76: Whenever answering a door, always keep a weapon on you. (It could be a thug, psychopath, zombie, or Jehovah's Witnesses.)

Rule #77: When brother refuses to give your phone back, compete in Mortal Kombat!

Rule #78: Hold Smurf death matches every first Friday of every month.

Rule #79: Loath having adult brothers live with you on a daily bases.

Rule #80: Remember, remember, the 5th of November.

Rule #81: Whenever losing an argument, FALCON PUNCH!

Rule #82: Whenever at someone's funeral, go over to someone crying and say "I know, dick move, right?".

Rule #83: Get three people, including yourself, and find a random person and go up to them and whisper "Wake up.", then have your friends each go up to them throughout the day and whisper "You're in a coma." and "This isn't real.".

Rule #84: Act gay around brothers, yell at them for being the gay ones.

Rule #85: That's what she said.

Rule #86: Never get drunk off of alcoholic coffee drinks. 'Cause when your fucked up, you can't pass out.

Rule #87: I'M BATMAN! *Grapple away*

Rule #88: FUS RO DAH!!!

Rule #89: It's not sexist if it's true.

Rule #90: It is purpose that created us. Purpose that connects us. Purpose that pulls us. That guides us. That drives us. It is purpose that defines. It is purpose that binds us. We're here because of you, Mr. Anderson. We're here to take what you tried to take from us.

Rule #91: Always be the good guy in certain situations. They always survive.

Rule #92: Never tell Joe Pesci that he's a funny guy.

Rule #93: All issues can be solved by a trip for ice cream.

Rule #94: Make it your soul purpose to give aids back to the monkeys.

Rule #95: We ride at dawn!

Rule #96: Put out or get out.

Rule #97: Play Russian Roulette with five chambers loaded, and only one empty.

Rule #98: When about to take a hit, press the 'Y' button to counter.

Rule #99: Rent out an empty room and put a sign in front of it that says 'NinjaCon. Sold Out'.

Rule #100: Always have a cyanide pill ready.