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Copy and paste this to your profile whether you believe it or not.

(oh and my avatar; I drew that myself :D)

Hello. I'm bookfanx100. Yes I love books with a passion. My favorite books are the Artemis Fowl series, though I love many more. If you wish you can look up some of my stories on the website Artemis Confidential Fan Fiction (http:///fanfiction/viewuser.php?uid=637) under the user name artyfan1. Although fanfiction.net is much different from my own beloved AFCFF, it is very similar too and I will try hard to please you all.

My fav color is blue, my fav food is pasta, my fav movie is The Princess Bride (i can almost quote it all the way through), I don't have a fav type of music though I find it hard to do anything without it, and you already know my fav book. I make Alice in Wonderland look normal sometimes. And I have friends weirder. My spelling is terrible, making spell check my best friend ever. I do not use any swear words and try at all costs to avoid sexual content. Now with violence you have no promise. Who likes an adventure story when no one gets injured/dies? I mean seriously? No one.

I am a proud member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter day Saints (Mormon). That means I don't swear, drink, smoke, date till I'm 16, or wear anything that doesn't go to my knees, shoulders, or pants. It also means I go to church for 3 hours every Sunday, Mutual for about an hour and a half almost every Wednesday, service projects when we have them, Firesides when they have them, and devotional every night including family home Evening every Monday night. If you have any questions feel free to ask, I'd be happy to answer.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCTt9O8Kpf0 This is a beautiful little message I think everyone should hear. Please check it out.

Pairings I like-

(WWW= Only when written well) (WWW= Only when written REALLY well)

Yugioh(Not sure if the names are correct)

Pleashipping (Mahaad/Isis)

Peachshipping (Yugi/Tea)

Revolutionshipping (Yami/Tea)

Polarshipping (Joey/Mai)

Blueshipping (Kaiba/Kisara)

Kiddyshiping (Mokuba/Rebecca)

Mizushipping (Preist Seto/Kisara)

Tieshipping (Tristan/Miho)

Forgeinshipping ((WWW)) (Leon/Rebecca)

Replayshipping ((WWW)) (Yugi/Rebecca)

Vaseshiping ((WWW)) (Atem/Mana)

Azureshipping ((WWW)) (Kaiba/Tea)

Fillershipping ((WWW)) (Noah/Rebecca)

Conquestshipping ((WWW)) (Valon/Mai)

Halfshipping ((WWW)) (Ryou/Miho)

Artemis Fowl

One sided H/T

R/V

H/T

A/H ((WWW))

Hmm, there really aren't a lot of AF ships I like. Wierd. Well there aren't a lot.

But my absolute favroite ship is, as I like to call it, A/H/T, or the love Triangle. It just opens up so many ideas that I love!

Info You Will Need To Know About My Writing:

Artemis Fowl: I'm a huge fan of the twins. Oh Myles and Beckett I love you so much. Won't really write A/h unless i get an AMAZING idea I just have to write (will be updated the more I think I need to say)

Yugioh: Yugioh is my favorite anime show. Which make a lot of sense considering it the only one I have ever or ever will watch. I watch/ed the English Version and that will be what my stories are based off. Anything that is not mentioned in the English Version series I got off Wikipedia or from other people's stories. So if I get stuff wrong don't hire a hacker to find my house and bomb it. I really enjoy writing about Bukura and Ryou. They are such fascinating characters. I will not do yaoi. Hear me? I will not. Won't support, write, read, or review it. If you do get a review from me on a story that is, it's because you weren't clear on the fact that it was and I was unaware and will stop as soon as I get it is.

Others: I will sometimes be reading a book/watching a movie and just NEED to write something about it. They won't come that often, cuase sometimes I'm lay and forget about it, but sometimes they will come.

I am currently working on a Yugioh/Artemis Fowl crossover, but the thing is I'm typing it all on a very old computer and the only way to get it off is to find this one adapter that seems nonexistent. So It will be a while before it's up. You also can't forget the 103 other ideas running through my head which might come up if I can find a way to turn them into more than a paragraph, character, phrase, action, scene, ect.

I also beta a bit, I'm just too lazy to make a beta profile and everything.

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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, FlyingToastersUnite, Cannibalistic Skittles, Arruby, fleurdelisdemigod, KanaeValentine, Silver Wolf 551, bookfanx100

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Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
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92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their a* off at the others.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.
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"I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up"
-by linguisticsrock, Copy and Paste if you can relate to this.
It's you and me against the world... WE ATTACK AT DAWN!

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.
A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Did you know that 86% of people will believe anything that that has a percentage in it? If you believe this, you're one of them and must copy and paste it to your profile.

Quotes

Good people- not just horrible people- are capable of horrible thingsJedidiah Kleets

Ah, music, it is a magic beyond any we do hereAlbus Dumbeldore

The dark is generous, and it is patient, and it always wins -
but in the heart of its strength lies weakness: One candle is enough to hold it back.
Love is more than a candle
Love can ignite the starsMatthew Stover

Fate leads the willing and drags along the unwilling. Seneca

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, but knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadfulSamuel Johnson

"Memory is a way of holding onto the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want to lose."Author Unknown

"The three hardest tasks in the world are neither physical feats nor intellectual achievements, but moral acts: to return love for hate, to include the excluded, and to say, "I was wrong"."Sydney J. Harris

Tenderness and Kindness are not signs of Weakness and Despair but manifestations of Strength and Resolution.Kahl Gibran

He that has energy enough to root out a vice should go further, and try to plant a virtue in its place.Charles Caleb Colton

The Best Index to a person's character is
A) How he treats people who can't do him any good
B) How He treats the people who can't fight back.Abigail Van Buren

That best portion of a person's life are their little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and of love.William Wadsworth

Captain, the most elementary and valuable statement in science, the beginning of wisdom is: "I do not know".'Lt. Commander Data, ST:TNG, "Where Silence Has Lease".

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest;
Second, by imitation, which is easiest;
and third by experience, which is the bitterest.Confucius

"It is possible to have a brain and not have a mind. A brain is inherited; a mind is developed."Feuerstein

Nothing limits achievement like small thinking; nothing expands possibilities like unleashed imagination.William Arthur Ward.

To be satisfied with a little, is the greatest wisdom;
and he that increaseth his riches, increaseth his cares;
but a contented mind is a hidden treasure, and trouble findeth it not.Akhenaton

Imagination is more important than knowledgeAlbert Einstein

What sets sisters apart from brothers and also from friends is a very intimate meshing of heart, soul and the mystical cords of memory.'Carol Saline

But Oh! The blessing it is to have a friend to whom one can speak fearless on any subject; with whom one's deepest as well as one's most foolish thoughts come out simply and safely. Oh, the comfort - the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person - having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all right out, just as they are, chaff and grain together; certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and then with the breath of kindness blow the rest away.' Dinah Maria Mulock Craik, A Life for a Life, 1866.

When you do the common things in life in an uncommon way, you will command the attention the worldGeorge Washington Carver

Two roads diverge in a wood and I took the one less traveled by. And that made all the difference.Robert Frost

"Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever."Lance Armstrong

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile.Albert Einstein

The jealous are troublesome to others, but a torment to themselves. William Penn

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.Erica Jong

Every action of our lives touches on some cord that will vibrate in eternity.
Edwin Hubbel Cchaplan
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious."Albert Einstein

"For fools rush in where Angels fear to tread."Alexander Pope

Gratefulness is the key to a happy life that we hold in our hands, because if we are not grateful, then no matter how much we have we will not be happy -- because we will always want to have something else or something David Steindl-Rast

All Truth passes through three phases: First, it is considered absurd and is ignored or ridiculed.
Next, it its considered dangerous to the status quo and is viciously attacked.
Finally, it is considered wholesome, indeed, self-evident.Arthur Schoplenhauer

We know the truth, not only by the reason, but by the heart.Blaise Pascal

Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the Truth.Sherlock Homes

You can bend it and twist it... You can misuse and abuse it.. But even God cannot change the Truth.
Michale Levy

With Courage, you will dare to take risks, have the strength to be compassionate, and the wisdom to be humble.Keshavan Nair

Courage is the foundation of integrity.Unknown

Moral cowardice that keeps us from speaking our minds is as dangerous to this country as irresponsible talk. The right way is not always the popular and easy way. Standing for right when it is unpopular is a true test of moral character.Margaret Chase Smith

Courage is being scared to Death- And saddling up anyway.John Wayne

"...Courage is not the absence of fear... but rather, the knowledge that something else is more important than fear."
Edward Christophe Phillipe Gerald Renaldy (Mia's father), The Princess Diaries (The Movie)
If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost Lloyd Douglas

I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is.Albert Camus

The best remedy for those who are afraid, lonely or unhappy is to go outside, somewhere where they can be quiet, alone with the heavens, nature and God. Because only then does one feel that all is as it should be and that God wishes to see people happy, amidst the simple beauty of nature.Anne Frank

Religion is not something separate and apart from ordinary life. It is life -- life of every kind viewed from the standpoint of meaning and purpose: life lived in the fuller awareness of its human quality and spiritual significance.A. Powell Davies

The moral and religious system which Jesus Christ transmitted to us is the best the world has ever seen, or can see.Benjamin Franklin

I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else.C.S. Lewis

Healing rain is a real touch from God. It could be physical healing or emotional or whatever. Michael W. Smith

You know the truth; Live it Thomas S Monson

Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?
Abraham Lincoln
The real test of friendship is: can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple?'Eugene Kennedy

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.Arnold H. Glasow

We must all learn to live together as Brothers, or we will perish as Fools.Martin Luther King Jr.

I have friends in overalls whose friendship I would not swap for the favor of the kings of the world.Thomas A. Edison

New Friends are Silver, But Old Friends are Gold.Unkown

Depth of friendship does not depend on length of acquaintance. Rabindranath Tagore

Real friendship dwells somewhere within the heart where time and distance know no boundaries... Havi

A friend is someone who understands your past, believes in your future, and accepts you just the way you are. Unknown

God made man first because he needed a rough draft for the masterpeiceUnknown

"Said the black bird, never again" Rough Draft. "Quoth the Raven, nevermore" Final draft.Unknown

If I Can Only Be With You In My Dreams, Then Let Me Sleep ForeverUnknown

If I had to choose between death and never loving you, I would use my last breath to tell you I Love You.Unknown

Give it back before I rip off your face and wear it as a Halloween mask! Yugi; Season 0 Abridged

Death is a challenge. It tells us not to waste time...it tells us to tell each other right now that we love each other.Leo Buscaglia

Nothing on earth can make up for the loss of one who has loved you.Selma Lagerlof

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen, not touched. But are felt in the heartHelen Keller

They that love beyond the world cannot be separated by it. Death cannot kill what never dies.William Penn

There is a sacredness in tears. They are not the mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are messengers of overwhelming grief...and unspeakable love.Washington Irving

You never realise death until you realise loveKatharine Butler Hathaway

I believe that if I should die, and you were to walk near my grave,from the very depths of the earth I would hear your footsteps Benito Perez Galdos

I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not.Kurt Cobain

Some people come into your life for a reason: to teach you a lesson, so if you want to keep that person close to your heart, keep them there and never let them escape, 'cuz when they do, your life will never be the same again Unknown

If it had just been me, I would have let you go. But you tried to hurt my friends too. For that you will pay Unknown

A man's never stronger than when he's on his kneesUnknown

I am sorry for bringing you into my life, though I have to be frank, and thank you for bringing me into yours.Hikari Daeron

One good thing about music, when it hits- you feel no painBob Marley

Don't gain the world and lose your soul, WISDOM is better than silver and gold.Bob Marley

Some people blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think to who raised us?Unknown

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about learning to dance in the rain.Unknown

To be old and wise, you must first have to be young and stupidUnknown

Crying doesn't indicate that your weak. Since birth, it has always been a sign that you're alive.Uknown

Don't tell me the sky is the limit, when there's footprints on the moon.Unknown

Memory is a way of holding on to the things you love, the things you are, the things you never want lostKevin Arnold

I write for the same reason I breath...Because if I didn't, I would die.Isaac Asmiov

When I get money, I buy books. I can buy cloths and food with whats left over.Unknown

I dont' want to do it, I want to have done it.LeAnne McFarlane

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battlePlato

In our hands is the power to choose Unknown

No one is useless in the world who lightens the burden of it for anyone else Charles Dickens

Where we all think alike, no one thinks very much Walter Lippman

You've got to do your own growing, no matter how tall your grandfather was Irish proverb

I had to remind myself it wasn't Friday, because you were so happy the whole day Kimberly Castilian

Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it Tallulah Bankhead

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope Martin Luther King Jr

Never be afraid to sit awhile and think Lorraine Hansberry

Once we give up searching for approval, we often find it easier to earn respect Gloria Stenem

Every day we decide who we will be by the choices we take Unknown

When written in Chinese. the word crisis is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other opportunity John F Kennedy

There are three ways to get to the top of a tree: 1 Climb it; 2 Sit on an acorn; 3 Make friends with a big bird Robert Maidment

The ultimate weakness of vilolence is that it is a descending spiral, begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy. Instead of diminishing evil, it multiplies it..." Martin Luther King Jr

Anything is possible, the impossible just takes longer Dan Brown

I dont' have to be what you want me to be Muhammad Ali

Those who cannot remember the past, are condemned to repeat it Santayana

Nobody makes a greater mistake than doing nothing because they could only do a little Edmund Burke

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure till he begins to blame someone else John Burroughs

The one thing that doesn't abide by a majority rule is a person;s conscience Hapre Lee

Whatever is good to knwo is difficult to learn Greek proverb

It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare, it is because we do not dare the things that are difficult Seneca

"If you want to see what a man's like, take a look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals J.K. Rowling

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and consientious stupidity Martin Luther King Jr

There will be a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning. Louis L'Amour

For some of us books are as important as almost anything else on earth. What a miracle it is that out of these small flat rigid pieces of papaer unfolds world after world, worlds that sing to you, comfort and quiet you or excite you Anne Lamont

Life's under no obligations to give us what we expect Maragret Mitchell

There is no end to the adventures that we can have if only we seek them with out eyes open Jawaharlal Nehru

Never esteem anythign as of advantage to you that will make you break your word of your self-respect Marcus Aurelius

In the end we will conserve only what we understand; we will understand only what we have been taught Bab Dioum

Even the best fall down sometimes Howie Day, song Collide

Remember, even the mightiest river, was once a stream Yori, Kim Possible

Take what you know, and make it grow Andrew Tosers

Be the change you want to see in the world Jenny Philips

A picture's worth a thousand words, but the right words are worth a thousand pictures Unknown

If everyone was a leader, there would be no one to lead Amanda McRaochs

Never believe the bad guy is dead till you see the body Simon; City of Ashes

The meek may inherit the earth, but right now it belongs to the conceited like me Jace; City of Bones

(After the second main character has been captured by the Inquisitor, likely to have his life ruined/killed) I need more coffee Luke; City of Ashes

QUOTES ALA BOOKFANX100

"If the world depended on me to spell correctly, we'd all be dead."

"I WILL MURDER YOU ALIVE!"

"Cool beans and awesome sauce."

"Algush!"

"I love learning. I just hate school."

"You mean you don't randomly burst out in song? Lame."

"FACE THE WRATH OF MY CHAINSAW!!!!"

"Phantom's in the house fool"

To the Gentlemen
To Every Guy
To every guy that said, "Sex can wait"...
To every guy that said, "You're beautiful"...
To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her...
To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down...
To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls...
To every guy that said he would die for her...
To every guy that really would...
To every guy that did what she wanted to die for...
To every guy that cried in front of her...
To every guy that she cried in front of...
To every guy that holds hands with her.
To every guy that kisses her with meaning..
To every guy that hugs her when she's sad...
To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all...
To every guy who would give their jacket up for her...
To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe...
To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes...
To every guy that would give his seat up...
To every guy that just wants to cuddle...
To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what...
To every guy who told his secrets to her...
To every guy that showed how much he cared through every word and every breath...
To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one...
To every guy that believed in her dreams...
To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them...
To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams...
To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door...
To every guy that gave his heart...
To every guy who prays that she is happy even if he's not with her...
Not many girls appreciate nice guys anymore. And because of this, there are not many left out there. I guarantee 90 of the men on your page will not repost this because they care more about their image.
- If you are a nice guy, repost this in your journal with the title: "Nice guys STILL finish last";
- If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way, repost this in your journal with the title: "To Every Guy".

He stood there in my journey's way
and would not let me pass.
"Your life I will require of thee,
or give me what I ask.
That which is most precious...
of greatest worth to you;
give it to me now," he said,
"or life, I'll take from you."
"That which is, to me, most dear...
my friends," I told him true,
"My life is not worth living
without friends to love me through."
"Give them to me," he said at last,
"or now your life will end."
"Take my life," I said to him,
"You cannot have my friend."
by Stephen M. DiGiovanni

The Difference Between a Friend and a Best Friend
Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away
Friend: Will help me up when I fall down
Best Friend: Will point and laugh because she tripped me
Friend: Will bail me out of jail
Best Friend: Will be sitting beside me saying "Dang, we screwed up"
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"
Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for her number
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of herself too.
Friends: Fade
Best Friends: Are 4 Ever

5 perfectly good reasons why kids are adorable. :D
1.-The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE . God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

2.-The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

3.-One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

4.-A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

5.-A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah". The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

The white man said, "Coloured people aren't allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was Black, when I grew up I was Black, when I'm sick I'm Black, when I go in the sun I'm Black, when I'm cold I'm Black and when I die I will be Black. But you sir, when you're born you're Pink, when you grow up you where White, when you're sick you're Green, when you're in the sun you're Red, when you're cold you're Blue, and when you die you will be Purple. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man turned around and sat down, and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile: EcoliandDahChihuahua; Flower of the Desert; Blue Tiger-chan; BleedingSaro; Tomboy 601; Yami'sotherHikari; Lara The Dark Angel; MoonlightSpirit; Atem's Sister Atea; QueenManaOfEgypt; Velgamidragon, NightmareTroubador, bookfanx100

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, bubbleyum, Sakura90873, tomboy14, CrazyHorseNinja, Velgamidragon , NightmareTroubador bookfanx100

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Deidara's Manialoll 4 Ever, Edward's One True Love, ANBU Inu, oceaneyes85253, MaybelleDragon-chan, TheEmoSideOfMe, ChristinaAngel, EdwardlovesChristyalways, Shoelacey, KlutzyBurnette, CrazyHorseNinja, xxIxAMxTHExPIExx, Mamoru4ever, SilentWhiteRose, Velgamidragon, NightmareTroubador, bookfanx100

I am an individual. You will NEVER see me falling into the latest trend because everyone else is doing it. I will not follow mindlessly and become exactly like everyone else. Like the saying goes, "We are all born originals but so many of us die as copies." If you agree that being an original is a great thing copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN, Shadowess 88, KuramaKitty, DaAmazingMeepers, blueyes1504, Velgamidragon, NightmareTroubador, bookfanx100

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

Only in America!
1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance.
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front
of a skating rink.
3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the
way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain
the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
8. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen
calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.
9. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight.
10. Only in America...does no one notice number 7
11. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the
process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning
'bloodsucking creatures'.
12. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM machines with
Braille lettering.

Murphy's 15 Other Laws...
1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear
bright until you hear them speak.
2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night.
5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90 percent probability you'll get it wrong.
9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end,
someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them.
10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by
those who got there first.
12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark.
15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

RULES FOR LIFE AT HOGWARTS
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after my lucky charms.
3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.
8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy.
10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "Time of the Month."
11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.
12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.
13) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout, "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"
15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor.
17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental.
18) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends."
19) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.
20) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
21) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting, "I got the power!"
22) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom.
23) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" every time I apparate.
24) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.
25) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
26) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
27) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes."
28) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
29) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.
30) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the arse" is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.
31) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
32) It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagal that she takes herself too seriously.
33) I will not say the phrase, "Dude, get a life," to Voldemort.
34) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

Seriously, this stuff will cheer you up!
Whoever said that 'nothing was impossible' never tried to slam a revolving door.
When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it.
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.
Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over.
It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.
Real friends don't let you do stupid things--alone.
The butterflies are plotting SOMETHING...
Anatidaephobia - fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile.

REMEMBER WHEN ..
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
when )m 0 m( was your hero
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?
Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

If you have an annoying younger--or older-- sibling, please copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.
If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are the type of person who reads these types of things because you think they're hilarious, copy this onto your profile.
If you think Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.
First of all, here is my definition of writer's block: Writer's Block- n. 1. A mental barrier in the writer's mind that prevents the flow of new ideas to the brain. 2. A writer's worst nightmare and the bane of their existence. If you have experienced writer's block, know the pain of writer's block, and agree with me, then post this onto your profile immediately. If you haven't experienced writer's block yet, you undoubtedly will so post this onto your profile anyway.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you are against real fur on clothing then put this on your profile
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile.

I'm a Christian and proud! Copy this into your profile if you are too!!
A professor was teaching a class of students about logic. He was trying to prove that there was no God. "Has anyone in this class seen God?" He asked. No one answered. "Has anyone in this class touched God?" Still, no answer. "Then that proves it." The professor concluded. "There simply is no God!" Suddenly, a student stood up. "Has anyone in this class seen the professor's brain?" He said. No one answered. "Has anyone in this class touched the professor's brain?" Again, no answer. "Then that proves it." The student said. "Our professor simply has no brain!"
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you beleive and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile

Even when you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile
If you know someone who deserves punishment but you are too nice to do that to anyone even if they do deserve it, copy and past this to your profile.
If you ever walked into the wrong classroom, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you fell down a flight of stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Rap stands for Retards Attempting Poetry paste this on your profile.
If you hate homework,copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like chocolate, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've ever wished a book character was real so, so, so incredibly bad, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever said a totally random comment that had nothing to do with the conversation for no reason whatsoever, copy and paste this onto your profile.
SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.
If you want to run up an escalator while it's going down, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you cried when Atem left Yugi and his friends, copy this into your profile.
If you think more people need to review stoires copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think girls that wear short shorts are disgusting copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are a saltaholic copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love Star Wars copy and paste this to your profile.
If Star Wars makes you hyper copy and paste this to your profile.
If you've ever had the urge to walk up to someone and shake they're hand shouting "Oh my It's been too long, we haven't seen each other in years!" then walk away copy and paste this to your profile.
If you think wresteling, boxing, and tackle football are stupid copy and paste this to your profile.
If you love your life the way it is copy and paste this to your profile.

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