Hello, fellow Fanfictioners! (sweet jesus I wrote this when I was twelve please don't judge me for it)

My name's DreamCatcher-AKA NV8R Zia, BabyTigress, GhostFire, Water&Stone, or just plain 'that creepy kid that sits in the corner all day and casts spells on people'. I am an avid lover of Invader Zim (If I ever write something that didn't have to do with the show, fall on your knees and praise the good Lord because odds are that sure ain't happenin' again anytime soon!), hauntings and ghosts, and especially ESP. I don't mean to brag, but I've developed some talents and abilities that are way outside teh norm. I also love movies of any genre and especially music.

If you want to get a better picture of what I look like in real life, imagine an average 13 year old girl-might look decent, but otherwise nothing special. I usually wear an old, very dead-looking blue and green jacket no matter what the weather, blue jeans, and grey/black and teal sneakers.

Okay, so maybe I resemble more of an epic computer nerd-y'know, the kind that has the liquid paper complexion and stays inside all summer hunched over a computer with the shades drawn and the room darkened-only occasionally turning my head to hiss at the birds that keep hitting my window. Yeah. That might be more down-to-scale...

Despite my age I am actually very mature. (ShadowClone behind me, reading over my shoulder, doubled over with laughter after I typed this.) That may have to do with my condition...anyway, I've been diagnosed with ADD (it's like OCD except...without the organization).

ShadowClone: Wow...you actually know how to spell 'organization'...Nerd!

As I was saying before my Emoticon so kindly interrupted me...what I mean by 'mature' is knowing all those little aspects of life that would normally be hidden from today's preteens. For example, I watch 'Bones'-and understand at least half the sciencey things they're saying.

So that's about it with me, thanks for visiting and if you loved some of the things I write, then thanxx 4 givin' me a chance! And for all you hecklers that 'are offended in the utmost by the language and sexual references in The Seer Chronicals', then you may- 1.) Read ZADR. Then come tell me what you think about those 'sexual references'. And if that doesn't work, go with Option 2.) Go to hell.

Thank you for lisnen to this krazy chic rant on and on! Ok! I'm leaving! Bai! Thank you and I love you, all my avid fans!

ShadowClone: Narcissistic nerd...

LilWings: HAH! Who's the nerd now?

Me: Shut up, shut up...SHUT UP YOU STUPID VOICES!!!!!!1!!!!

bangs head against table over and over until nearly passes out*

Everyone in class turns and looks at me, including teacher*

Kevin: Voices in your head again?

Slams head down on table one last time, keeps it there*

Me: ...how'd you guess?

*AFTERTHOUGHT* I know I haven't read the Twilight Saga (thank God) but I do know that Bella and Edward have a weird kid named Renesme. Poor kid! Imagine being half fairy! Anyway, who's to say she's not half werewolf? Really? We've not seen any half-weres in the series, so we don't know what they look or act like, so who's to say? Maybe that's part of Black Sun...

ShadowClone: I thought that up.

Me: No you didn't!

ShadowClone: the ME part of YOU thought that up. I can whisper whatever I want into your ear and that's what you'll be thinking.

LilWings: You're horrible! Twilight is a beautiful modern love story set in a gothic tone about a perfectly legitimate vamp- *Flicks LW off shoulder*

Me: You deserved that, you sick little turkey!

*UPDATE*

Missing: Small Emoticon, represents Innocence and Purity and whatnot.

Likes: Christian music, reading, concerts, polka raves, Chinese restaraunts

Responds to: Lil'Wings, AngelCake

Looks Like: Cute little African-American emoticon with wings, halo, and toga

If Seen: Respond immediately to: [Number Omitted for security reasons.] If you see him, tell him that I'm sorry about the whole Twilight argument but he's still not forgiven entirely.

*ANOTHER AFTERTHOUGHT*

It's moi here, with another update. This one's a sad one. I know I have only 2 short stories on my account, but there's a whole lot more on my computer, if only I can finish them. I'm having a lot of trouble keeping interested and inspired on a single story. I'm sorry if I make anyone sad or disappoint my fans (both of them.)

Sorry. Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

*Random Insane Things About Me (And a couple of the people I stalk.)*

I am a Gemini (May 25th) and I used to think I was a Taurus.

Johnny Depp is also a Gemini.

Johnny Depp is also afraid of clowns. (And Clint Eastwood was also allergic to horses. True statements.)

I secretly know that Nickelodeon, the Twilight Saga, yellow butterflies, and drywall installers are taking over the world. AND NO, DIB, JUSTIN BEIBER IS NOT AN ALIEN. Sheesh...

I have a Freddie Kruger action figure that watches me while I sleep. And I am not the least bit afraid of it. :)

There is a spot in my closet that acts as a vortex into the spirit world. *Completely serious*

Invader Zim is ambidextrious. (Not right handed or left handed.) It's true. Jhonen said.

I have a small cat that sleeps in my bed and I 'talk' to him; and I would give my life for him.

Tom Cruise is related to Abraham Lincoln. I knew this before I looked it up. :)

I am working on projects involving the human psych and mind-reading. *Completely serious*

I sometimes rant on and on to inanimate objects just cuz nobody wants to talk to me.

Invader Zim Questionare: 20 Q's (Paste this into your profile if you are an IZ Fan)

1. If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

Somewhere knee-deep in FBI agents, off on some insane and pointless adventure with Zim.

2. Which IZ Character Would You Date?

I...uh...I CAN'T CHOSE! *Cowers* I'M SORRY!!!

3. Which IZ Character Is Your Best Friend?

Probably would be Dib. He's pretty cool...for a boy. Hope ya don't take that the wrong way.

4. Which IZ Character Do You Hate?

The Tallest. They're hypocritical, lazy, abusive, they don't take the meaning of life seriously, and it'd be so easy to assassinate them. Just like pantsing a gangster, they're too dumb to take measures to prevent it. And they're everything I HATE in a sentient being! Sorry Tallests fans, but I have to drop this bomb...and personally I think Jhonen Vasquez made them to be gay. Please don't sue me.

5. Your Favorite IZ Episode?

Megadoomer. Obviously. So funny!

6. Your Favorite IZ Character?

It'd have to be Zim, but I love you all!

7. Favorite Almighty Tallest?

Have you been ignoring me when I went into that long-winded explanation of why I hate the Tallest? Tho it'd have to be purple. I'd kill him first. :}

8. Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

Hug-tackle him back until he either shoots me or calls the cops.

9. You just got 2 tickets to go see a concert, who do you take with you?

Depends on what band, but I'd have to take Dib. :)

10. You accidently got stranded on a deserted island...who got stranded with you?

Zim, probably. We'd be the reason we're stranded.

11. Zim asked you to help him repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

Stares* *Drools a bit* *Starts to hover in excitement* ...you mean it?!?

Zim: No way! The director thinks I'll do anything for 20 bucks. Besides, I'd NEVER-

Draws athame (stone knife used for rituals) and walks away with tears in eyes*

Zim: Where are you going?

DreamCatcher: To kill the director.

12. Favorite IZ Pairing?

I'm not really for pairings, but if I had to choose it'd be ZimXZi'aa. If you're wondering, Zia is a char I invented and is in no way my OC. Maybe I'll put the story up on Fanfic one day if I ever get it finished. It's kinda long.

13. You and the Tallest are on the Massive...?? (I don't know where this question is going!)

I'd take out a knife, put the entire ship on lockdown, kill all the Irkens in the room except the Tallest, forcibly remove their PAKS, and call up Zim. Then I'd hold the Tallests at knifepoint and force them to explain why they lied to Zim and had the nerve to try and kill him...more than once. Then if he looked up to it I'd invite Zim to join in the bloodbath with killing all the rest of the crew, and I'll leave Red to him if I see it fit to let Red live a little longer. Yeah...I'm not a fan of the Tallest for what they did to Zim.

14. If you could spend your Friday Nights doing something, what would it be?

Being a double-spy. I could sabotage Zim's plans to destroy the Earth and give Dib just enough information to stop Zim's every attempt. That way I could save most of the worm children on Earth but still be Zim's Lab Partner In Crime.

15. Favorite IZ Quote?

"...How am I so amazing???" Zim, I think it was from the episode where he gets abducted by the UFO freaks.

16. Favorite Zim Moment?

First episode, when Zim and Gir first land on Earth.

"INGENIOUS!" -Zim

I know, normally not very funny but the way he said it kept me laughing for like 20 mins.

17. Favorite Dib Moment?

Episode: Megadoomer

Zim: You had the lens cap on.

Dib looks down at lens cap*

Total 'D'oh!' moment*

18. Favorite Tallest Moment?

Purple: Is that Zim?

Red: No, I think he stopped being alive.

Slo-Mo Explode episode, or something like that. I haven't watched it in a while.

19. Favorite GIR Moment?

Megadoomer again.

Gir breaks into old folk's home, unplugs TV, plugs in machiney thingey*

Old people stare*

Gir randomly starts breakdancing*

20. Favorite Random Moment?

Jeez, there are so many...I CAN'T CHOOSE!

21. My top ten favourite Invader Zim episodes (And why I love them):

Megadoomer (Pure insanity)

Backseat Drivers from Beyond the Stars (The drama reminds me of when my dad's driving and my cousin's in the car)

FBI Warning of Doom (This reminds me of an incident I had once...except with less zombies.)

Walk for your Lives (Absolute craziness on the part of Jhonen)

Planet Jackers (Grampa, being sarcastic: I remember when the planet was stolen that one time...)

The Nightmare Begins (Fav episode ever! Shows Zim's history a bit.)

Tak: The Hideous New Girl (They'd be such a cute couple, Dib and Tak!:D)

Bad, Bad Rubber Piggy (Shows Dib's past)

Attack of the Saucer Morons (I think I recognize some of the saucer morons. Yeah, I need new friends.)

Dark Harvest (Reminds me a bit of 'Aliens'...that'd make a good parody episode!)

22. You're in Zim's house...(No idea where this question came from or is going, either.)

Me: TECHNO DANCE PARTY!!! WEE-HOOO!!! *Starts dancing with Gir and some random friends*

Zim: *Walks in* YOU AGAIN?!?!

Me: Zimmy!!! *Hug-tackles Zim*

Etc., etc...

23. You, Dib, Zim, and Gir are locked in a room...(See above question comment)

Me: Best...day...of...my...LIFE...

Zim: Not you again!

Me: ZIM!!! *Lunges for Zim* :DDD

24. If you could choose one in-progress episode to be made, which one would it be?

It'd have to be '10 Minutes to Doom'. It's where Dib figures out that an Irken's PAK is their lifeline and steals Zim's. Zim has 10 minutes to get it back before he dies. In that 10 minutes he has increasing blackouts and memory lapses. Zim's PAK accidentally fuses to Dib's belly and they both have 10 minutes before they're killed. In the end of the episode, since Jhonen knew that IZ was being cancelled, he planned for Zim to die. (D':) but turns out that Zim recovers his PAK at the last second. Poor Zim, no? But it seemed like it'd have been a really good ep. Really gives insight into Irken anatomy.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you dislike people who dislike people who aren't pretty, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

IIf you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similiar, copy this into your profile.

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus or Hannah Montana at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this on your profile if you are in the 5 percent that would shout "Do a backflip!" Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you would push her off and say "You took too long."