Unlucky

Author's note: Hi! I am starting another story! This prologue is going to be short but I promise, everything else will be a lot longer :). I guess you could call this a rewrite from my other fanfiction, Explosion. They both have some of the same theme (kinda)…but this one will have a better story plot and ending and…the list could go on. Unfortunately there will be less ZADF…maybe even none…sorry! To be honest, I really hated Explosion and I felt like I didn't show my full potential of writing. But, some people seemed to like it so I decided to keep it on my page. Rated T for violence and a little language. Please don't flame! R&R, but no flames :)

Disclaimer: I don't own invader zim, simple as that...

Prologue

"And that is how I destroyed the main source of fresh vegetables for the humans on this continent. I am working on a way to diminish the other food sources at this very moment." The irken invader said, finishing his mission report.

The two leaders looked at him with a bored expression on the monitor.

"That's great Zim." The first one said, gritting his teeth together. "Can't wait to hear about your next plan…"

"Why thank you my Tallest." Zim said excited. "I will tell you about it right now!"

"NO!" Both leaders cried out.

Zim tilted his head with a confused expression, his antennae cocked at different angles. "Why not? It is ingenious! I promise you will…" Suddenly a red blinking light was seen on Zim's screen. "Oh…Dang it…Pardon me my tallest, but I must attend earth school now." Zim said, disappointed.

The tallest both sighed in relief. "That's okay Zim…"

But…I will get to work on my project right away! I promise to give you a full update on my next success. Invader Zim, signing off" He said, saluting as he signed off.

Tallest Red sat back in his chair and rubbed his temples. "Hour long reports…I don't know how much more of this I can take."

"He's getting better…" His partner next to him said.

Red simply nodded.

"We knew this time would come." Tallest Purple said quietly, nibbling on a donut.

"I know…"

"Should we…"

"Yes…I definitely can't take any more of this little game." Red stood up fast, knocking over his chair.

"You!" Red said, pointing to one of the pilots. "Call her."

The small pilot jumped as his leader addressed him. "Yes Sir…right away Sir!" The pilot practically fell over himself trying to type in the call number.

The screen that Zim had just called on blinked and showed an irken logo as the call was placed.

The screen cut to static for a second…trying to pick up a signal.

"H…ello?" Someone on the other end of the line asked.

"Greetings." Red said, standing up.

"My…allest…what a great surprise!" The screen focused in on the irken; finally connecting to the signal. "To what do I owe the pleasure of your call?"

"We have a mission for you, if you're up for it."

The irken on the screen smiled, showing her pointy teeth.

"Of course."