Hey people, It's Joe Cat!!

A little about me:

Currently working on two fanfics, 'Let's Kill The Night' a Homestuck SolKat fic and a Akuroku Fanfic called 'Memories'

I love Kingdom Hearts, Homestuck, Hetalia, Soul Eater, Vocaloid, Naruto. My OTP is Sollux/Karkat and my 2nd OTP is KIBANARU.

You are an Innocent Uke!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme.

Most compatible with: Romantic Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Don't Fuck With Me Seme

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at , or find merchandise here.

Stop the Pairing Wars!: By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people that like them. You shall not insult them, explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else. You admit that doing the opposite, you institute a high level of immaturity into your being. You shall have your opinions but shall not insult pairings. You shall avoid them if you hate them. You shall keep an open mind about stories even if you despise the pairing. You shall not flame others for pairings you despise.

The conversation below really spoke to me. I think everyone should read it and pass it along.

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

-I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
-I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
-I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
-We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
-I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
-I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
-I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
-I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
-We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
-I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
-I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
-I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
-I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
-I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
-I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
-I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
-I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
-I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
-I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Read this conversation and re-think your views please:
GuanDu03: You are one of many that will support gay people correct? I can't say further until you respond. I think that's fair, right? -

ConverseG1rl: :) Yes, I do support them, since most my family is horribly discriminating against them while it doesn't really make a difference.

GuanDu03: Well good, cause I’m a supporter too. Why can't people accept it? It's like accepting blacks to stay here in the U.S. and also letting other people from their country to stay in the U.S. but they won't accept gays? That's a load of bull! Seriously! Look at Japan! They have gays running around over there!

ConverseG1rl: It's so annoying how people discriminate against them. I mean, why is it so hard to accept them into society? And it's usually those who are extremely religious. I know because I have an extreme Catholic family that hate people who are even bisexual! And yet, Michelangelo was homosexual and painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, possibly knowing he was when he painted it. That's usually how extreme homophobes can be, it is extremely irritating and unnecessary. So what if you don't get kids from a gay couple? At least they'll adopt and take away a small percentage of the world's orphan population.
Sorry, I tend to rant on touchy subjects as these since I know someone that is gay and bullied regularly.

GuanDu03: Keep going, this isn't right that they are treating gays like a sick flu. THEY are the ones that are the sick flu. All of us are HUMAN!! Look it up people! It doesn't say 'straight male blah, blah, blah'!! GRRRR!! I'm frustrated that they are doing this!

ConverseG1rl: I know! It's not like if they accidentally touch your hand you turn gay too, and beating the crap out of them won't change their sexuality. It's irritating and makes me want to scream into a pillow as we speak. Even my favorite uncle, who I had respected for the twelve years of my life, is extremely homophobic. When I had learned that, I died a little inside. There is nothing wrong with being gay. You can't easily change who you are when society pressures you and it's worse to hide who you are. I've heard of parents disowning their children because they love someone of the same sex. It's depressing hearing that mothers and fathers would hate their own children, the people they are supposed to love the most, and leave them in the unmerciful world to find their own way to someone that loves them. Sorry if this rant got a little too deep, I seem to be on a roll with this.

GuanDu03: Again keep going. If only there was a way to tell the world that gays and bis are still human and should be respected as such. Hmph, I'm Christian and I don't think this is fair! I can never rely on my family to support this because they're probably against gays and bis, idk. i never asked them about this.

ConverseG1rl: I wonder what the hell goes through their mind when they classify gays as "sinners" or "bastards", as I have heard from my gay friend. I mean, gays aren't hurting anyone! It's even proven that they're much cleaner and care about their appearances (that's something you don't see from regular guys everyday)
Also, the whole bible and it's heterosexual marriage beliefs of piss me off. Even though I am partially religious myself (I don't go to church much). Who's to say only a man and woman can be married? Why can't a man and a man or a woman and a woman? I highly doubt that there would be all the violence in America since probably half is caused by homophobes hurting or killing those that are different.
I'm sure I remember hearing a quote that said that people could pursuit their happiness. What gives people the right to take that away to those that especially deserve it because they had gone through hell for having feelings for someone that isn't the opposite, but the same?
Things like this really piss me off.

GuanDu03: Well, i don't like going against the bible and/or God. But gays and bis are not all-time sinners. They probably only saw the nastier, trashier people. But that doesn't mean all gays and bis are like that. See how things are going off course? 'Gay=Disgusting' 'Bi=Sick in the head' Why do this? It hurts when your supposed to be nice to everyone, but they don't do it to the gays and bis. What's the difference besides that guys like guys and some like both?! What, the AIDS thing? Ok, what else? Look, if they hate them so much, how come they're not banning them!? Answer that question stupid idiots!!

ConverseG1rl: The whole "sinner" thing is just what I hear from my family, which does get a little annoying at reunions and such. Most of my opinions supporting gays are usually what my family hates, although that is not the reason why I support them.
Being against gay marriages and relationships is just like being against interracial couples. It should be natural what sexual preferences are, not forced and against their will.
My mom, who is probably the only neutral one of the whole gays controversy say that AIDs came from a pervert that decided to screw a monkey, whether or not that was true, it still seems possible.
Banning gays, if anyone dared to, would probably cause riots and make all hell break loose on the internet, since we all have the lovable Perez Hilton to blog about it. But, jokes aside, if any president would try to pull a move like that, probably half of America's population would deplete.
I believe this is a country all freedom, correct? I do think that freedom of sexuality does fall into that category.

GuanDu03: Well, that's technically not how you can get AIDs.
Yeah, i see your point, they may cause a riot and it wouldn't end too well.
This is the land of the free, which i think is just smoke and mirrors for some other things you can't do.
sigh If only they would allow gays to be gays and bis just be bis. No insults, no pressure, just let them go on with their lives like a normal citizen.
They better keep these conversations like recorded or something, people need to see these types of talks from our view.

ConverseG1rl: I think I'm going to add this conversation to my profile if you don't mind. People need to know that the world doesn't completely revolve around their views and there are actually people that care about the well-being of the ones that are looked down upon and treated as filthy scum. Sickening, isn't it?

GuanDu03: Do it. I don't care if people will hate me for what i say. That means that they are the guilty person for not treating others fairly.
That is sickening and its been like that here in America, one will always treat another like trash. If they think what I'm saying is wrong, then they are completely ignoring the world around them.

ConverseG1rl: I don't think anyone would hate you since you are completely right. They were probably be disappointed in themselves for being ignorant and hating what shouldn't be hated. The world revolves around the sun, not every ignorant person in the world that can't get through their thick skulls that they're hurting those that are just being themselves.

GuanDu03: Well there will be ignorant people when they keep reading this. But that shouldn't stop us from what we're trying to do!

Feel free to copy and paste this conversation into your profile to spread the love!!

If you have ever taken away your child's right to live in or near your home just because they have fallen in love with someone of the same sex, you have failed as a parent. Would you ever forgive yourself for abandoning yourself at your time of need? Embrace your child's sexuality. You are probably the only person they can turn to.

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There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

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8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.